I didnt say anything but I was out to eat and was the only one there. Cute little half paki waitress was really smiley and really really nice. She looked me in the eye even though I have trouble looking people in the eye. She laughed and talked in a really happy tone. When she put my order down, she put her hand on my shoulder and said "can i get you aaaanything else?" really flirty.
I didnt say nothing but I left a $10 tip for my $15 bill. Did I get played?
Robert Nguyen
Dumbass
Benjamin Barnes
Yes.
John Jackson
Depends on the woman Yes
Evan Diaz
OP here, im going back tomorrow and im gunna say something
Mason Gonzalez
>Did I get played?
The waitress is not in to you. On the other hand, if you enjoyed the doting then she provided a service and you paid for it. So no harm done.
Asher Miller
Find out what car she drives.
Liam Kelly
OP here. Should I offer to buy her a meal? I think Ill joke and ask if she wants me to order anything she can eat off of
Easton Sanders
just ask for your tip money back and avoid female waiters in the future
it's a lesson hard learned but you hate to ever wonder
Jose Hughes
You should insist that she sits down at your table and has a drink with you.
Nathan Kelly
Why?
Julian Collins
You gave a girl 10 bucks, and didn't fuck her?
Hunter Young
you're already stalking her, might was well do it right
Matthew Fisher
Im not. Her name is allie
Lincoln Edwards
>$10 hooker you might be more pathetic than OP
Adam Kelly
what's even more pathetic is that you're her son
Christian Gomez
>Do waitresses hate being hit on? most women don't like it when gross guys make them uncomfortable, so yes
Julian Mitchell
kek fucking rekt
>Do waitresses hate being hit on? Yes unless you're good looking and charming. Which you are neither if you tipped her 66% for touching your fucking shoulder.
She's there to make money and she probably pulls the same shit on single guy she serves which is also another red flag:
Who goes out to eat alone?
Gavin Clark
It's Aly. She likes eggs.
Anthony King
It's the service industry, they hate you just on general principle.
Chase Wilson
Next time don't tip anything and be rude so she gives you food kisses
Daniel Ortiz
WRONG. Depends on how attractive you are. But I have to say that if she put her hands on your should (i.e PHYSICAL CONTACT) that's a bretty good sign
Logan Carter
>did i get played
no, you chose to pay money, retrospectively, because you got flirted with.
i don't understand people who tip more because the waitress is nice to them. why the fuck do you do this?
i can see a rational economic argument for it if you just want to see more hot waitresses in restaurants so you reward them.
but just paying out of gratitude? what the fuck is that about?
Evan Flores
>at work >waiting on 4 tables >my feet hurt >I'm tired >jackass sitting by himself at table 7 keeps flirting with me
Yeah, no they love it.
Carter Hill
It's an american thing.
Jayden Lewis
You didn't even get played. You're just an idiot.
Xavier Hughes
I get paid to be nice to you. Please stop
Jaxon Nguyen
Betamax
>Cute little half paki
lol, she's most likely inbred and already has an arranged marriage with a first cousin.
Oliver Bell
jesus. i recognised this pornstar from the little picture in the catalog.
Nathaniel Lopez
when she asks for your order tomorrow tell her you want a tossed salad and then wink at her and see how she reacts
Dominic Gutierrez
Or you can ask her if she is a student studying archeology and tell her you have a bone for her to inspect.
Jaxon Lee
This OP, girls love that line. Be sure to tip 300% and maybe draw a few hearts on the bills so she knows you are a romantic guy
Levi Ramirez
Dude you might want to go to the hospital so they can diagnose your mental retardation.
Zachary Harris
Imagine being this naive and beta.
Jaxson Hill
There's no point in constantly wondering what she's thinking. Next time you go there ask her if if she wants to get some coffee or ask for her number. Then you'll have your answer.
Ryder Ramirez
God damn, shit like this thread make me realize my terrible social skills aren't that bad in the grand scheme of things. Quit being so spergy OP.
Zachary Torres
In my experience, waitresses look at customers like a stop sign and play the role of little miss sweet. But catch the waitress all alone after her shift, get the digits take, her out, and then dump-hit the ass with the meat.
Jack James
I don't like people so I wouldn't have tipped her.
Samuel Stewart
Hahahaha dummy
Aiden Allen
>be me, waitress at a restaurant >see a balding, twitchy guy sit down >take his order >he's staring at me really hard >very uncomfortable, act very nice so I don't set this crazy guy off >serve him is food, still staring at me, mumbles incoherently between clicking noises and twitches >finally leaves, check the tip >10 dollars >realize he was just retarded
what do I do, Veeky Forums? was it ethical to take his money when he barely had functioning intelligence? Should I have refused? Did I take advantage of his incredible autism?
Gabriel Thompson
Next time, tell her: > I really enjoyed eating this meal off of a plate, but I think I'd enjoy eating out of your asshole even more It's a sure fire way to get her into dem sheetz breh
Cameron Adams
Don't hit on your waitresses. They try to be friendly because that's part of good service.
If she writes her phone number on your check it's a different story.
Henry Hill
its her job to be nice retard. better tips.
Brody Carter
>Cute little half paki waitress she wanted you to rape her so that you would then be forced to marry her.
ugh, i hate shitlords that don't understand foreign cultures.
Chase Carter
Protip: All women like being hit on. They only don't like it if you suck at hitting on them and offend/disgust them or make things awkward.
You gotta be subtle. Subtle enough that what you're doing could be interpreted as "just being friendly".
It's not even really a lady thing. It's a people thing. Don't be offensive or awkward if you want to get on somebody's good side. Take the damn spaghetti out of your pockets.