Back bacon > hockey pucks > reddit strips

Back bacon > hockey pucks > reddit strips

pucks are the worst of the three

bacon is overrated as shit but reddit strips are clearly superior.

In Australia the bacon looks like the one on the bottom right. It makes a pretty filling brekky if you're having it with eggs or whatever

peameal bacon

>brekky

can australians ever learn english, or are they doomed to talk like babies?

hey yo 'go 'za brah, namsain?

This is the best bacon ever and since I have moved to the states from Canada I cannot find it

>edgelordholdingkatana.jpg

The word "edgy" really has lost all meaning now. It's not Nine Inch Nails of you to point out that grown adults are using toddler terms

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Americans use toddler terms all the time

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i highly doubt the dog cares which kind of cut the treat is

Obsessed

My dog hates beggin strips. He's a pooch of discerning taste.

Sad fact that this isn't a thing in the states.
I ate it every morning when I was in the UK and the shit-strip never could satisfy me

Ah yes, the go-to fallback for whenever an American is criticised

>"brekky is stupid"
>"WOW EDGY"
>"it's a stupid word"
>"AMERICANS ARE STUPID"
>"what? you seem obsessed with America, m8"
>"YEAH WHATEVER THAT'S WHAT YOU AMERICANS ALWAYS SAY"
because you're always

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Let us resume showing off delicious bacon. Here's some homemade prepared canadian and regular bacon I prepared for a potluck.

You're mentally ill. We're not even the same person

not really. you just... think about it a lot

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It's kind of ironic you saying that after multiple post sperging out over him using slang you don't like.

Where's the regular bacon?

>bacon
Enjoy your high cholesterol.

top right seems to be bacon, not sure what the rest are supposed to be

t. finland

is this nigger serious

The top right is canadian bacon that's been lightly fried. Bottom is standard streak bacon that I hand sliced from slabs.

I also made some Pancetta a couple of times in my old house, but haven't done it in a while.

>You're mentally ill. We're not even the same person
everyone who is not me is a samefag

get over it

i get my dog this one!

>cures his own bacon

get a load of this reddit-lord

>post thread that insults Americans
>oz, bongs, leafs and various europours circle jerk
>Americans respond
>LOLITROLLYOU.jpg
Wash, rinse, repeat
LOL

That's what makes it so fun coming here

Most of the boards on this site are overrun by anti american redditors who care more about "muh epic banter" than having a good discussion without needless ad hominems. It's really caused me to hate europeons and basically all other foreigners I used to respect. It has transcended banter, I really feel like everyone on the internet is racist against me. Even americans have been brainwashed into expressing antiamerican sentiment, calling their own people disgusting and what not because they consumed europeon socialist propaganda. I think the internet is done. It used to be good when it belonged to the american middleclass. Now it's full of subhuman normalfags. Good day

Is this pasta?

yes :)
share it with reddit!

>Criticize other nationalities
>lelelel babby speak
>gets criticized
>muh obsessed

This doesn't post doesn't make any sense.

Looks nice,

>yuropoors actually think this asshurt strawman comic makes any sense

So where is the regular bacon? Neither of those are regular bacon. But let me guess, you're American and what is regular to you is regular to everyone.

Always so arrogant.

What site are you using? Because it isn't the chon. The polar opposite is the standard, but then you are no doubt shitposting.

>this post

>a good discussion
YOU'RE ON Veeky Forums, YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT

I don't see any bacon there.
Just slabs of belly waste.