I just had eggs for breakfast for the first time (fried, broken yolk). It was a good decision, I'm not normally a breakfast man and I usually just eat cold cereal but I could get used to this. Can anyone give me some breakfast tips? I don't think I'm ready to go full omelette, but I am thinking about frying some mushrooms with my eggs tomorrow morning. Along with the eggs this morning I had two slices of toasted whole wheat bread, buttered, with a banana and a cup of black coffee.
I should also mention that this breakfast seems to have cured my hangover. I'm very impressed.
stop eating eggs. yolks are as bad for you as a cigarette.
Sebastian Martin
Just drink butter you fat fuck.
Best breakfast is a fruit smoothie with some low GI bread like a wholemeal rye
Blake Howard
stop eating cake. sugar is as bad for you as a shot of vodka.
Andrew Morris
>with a banana Ditch it, fry up some meat Then you've got a real breakfast
Also have a smoke and some vodka, makes you a man who's happy and can rock and roll, not like the fairies itt
Ryan Scott
I smoke half a pack a day, so it's no big deal.
Jaxson Lewis
I just got back from having a smoke and I'm thinking about having a few beers.
Joshua Johnson
Yeah but eggs aren't chemically addictive.
One cigarette a couple of times a week won't kill you. The problem is that few people can manage to smoke that infrequently.
Connor Anderson
haha yes fellow men! where do you get your beard oil from btw?
Carter Morgan
>beard oil I'm a men not a filthy hipster I trim my goatee every week
Julian Kelly
Pan on stove, add a little oil, heat it up, crack your eggs in, cover it, let it cook until the bottoms look done (not transparent) and then kill the heat, remove from heat source, leave covered so the residual heat can finish cooking it nicely, once the whites look done on top near the yolk you're ready to go. This with some toast is pretty good.
Ryan Butler
Stop sucking cock. Cock is as bad for you as a cigarette.
>Source: Your mother, long time cocksucker who had the audacity to look up and complain to me one night before I blasted her in the face.
Brody Thompson
fuck off back to the 90s you daft cunt
Thomas Rodriguez
Eggs are delicious. Scrambled eggs on buttered toast is really nice on it's own, and even better with sausage & bacon.
Add bacon and sausage. Maybe tomato and mushrooms. Eggs go in last, unless you're frying bread as well. Then the bread goes in last, because it'll suck up all the oil. Got any leftover boiled potatoes? Slice them and fry them up too. Lots of meat, lots of protein, lots of fat, lots of grease, and some carbs as well.
>Yeah but eggs aren't chemically addictive. Stop eating for a week and see if you don't crave food.
Jacob Anderson
>cigarettes with known addictives are totally the same as eggs >food, an essential requirement of the body, is equal to cigarettes You're fucking retarded That's fucking bait It's tasty as fuck Fuck you, stupid nigger and i aint even the guy you were replying to
Jose Lopez
who the fuck 'has eggs for breakfast the first time'
that's some 'hello fellow humans' shit.
Michael Wilson
Bait for the bait god
Ryder Adams
I like to take frozen mixed veggies, sautee/lightly brown them in butter, and mix into some rice, and top with two eggs and some hot sauce. I season the veggies with garlic salt, onion powder, cayenne pepper, and hot madras curry powder.
Shit's fire.
I make the same veggie rice when I make fish, like this spicy catfish
James Lopez
>Isaac Newton is stupid
Fat earther logic
Jayden Carter
>Isaac Newton was a biologist, nutritionist, toxicologist, or a professional in any field that would qualify him to speak definitively regarding the health effects of eggs nah m8
Landon Walker
underrated post
Alexander Bailey
Oh look the fat earther doesn't understand a basic analogy
Fucking retard
Grayson Ward
>second hand eggs kill
Asher Diaz
>I should also mention that this breakfast seems to have cured my hangover. I'm very impressed.
Anything with enough salt and fat will cure a hangover. Coincidentally, lots of traditional breakfast food has lots of salt and fat.