Crispy chicken tenders

>crispy chicken tenders
>godlike crinkle fries
>piece of toast that makes you question toast
>THE FUCKING SAUCE
>HOW DO I MAKE THAT FUCKING SAAAAAAAAUUUCCEE
Why is the best place to get your tendies/overall meal Zaxbys? And how do I make that sauce?

imho would feed to dog.

>carbs
>fried carbs
>more fried carbs

do americas really eat this

thats a very lucky dog

>describes literally any fast food place
>do americanz rly eat dis xD

>tripfag thinks his input matters

kek

>it's a europeans complain about Americans thread

i have a tripfag because im in the monthly Veeky Forums challenge fag

If its anything like canes' sauce

1 cup mayonnaise (I prefer Hellman's or Dukes.
1/2 cup Heinz ketchup.
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce.
1 teaspoon garlic powder.
1/4 teaspoon salt.
1 teaspoon black pepper (fresh ground pepper corn is best)

Consider suicide

>tfw i have

It's just toast, how good can it be?

it soaks up the oil from the fried chicken and becomes amplified in its richness

Then keep your tripfaggotry contained to that thread

That sounds disgusting, fried chicken shouldn't be oily and soggy

Cane's is better at literally everything you listed.

the tenders arent that oily, they liberally butter it and it soaks up some oil

>the tenders arent that oily

That's like a friend saids "you should meet amy, she's not that fat"

>HOW DO I MAKE THAT FUCKING SAAAAAAAAUUUCCEE
Try using your brain fuckass.

>Get packet of sauce
>Read ingredients
>Figure out which are additves
>Hint: It's the ones that sound like they're from a chemistry set
>Figure out what they mean by "spices" by tasting sauce and recognizing them by taste
>Gather the non-additive ingreidents
>Mix small batches in various combinations until you find the right ratios
>make larger batch once you figure it out
Not hard to do at all. I'll even tell you which ingredients you actually need

>Mayo
>Tomato paste
>Worcestershire sauce
>Sugar
>Vinegar
>Salt
>Garlic powder
>Most likely paprika, black pepper, chili powder, and/or cayenne pepper.

Use your fucking brain and be curious for once in your goddamned life.

Daily reminder that Europeans are weak beta males who can't stomach more than a croissant at a time

>he typed as he chomped into his chip butty

Is this the tendie thread?

the toast just kills it. Come on

TOAST?

this faggot right here has never even tried what he's talking about and probably can't bake a cake.

you've obviously never had the toast

Which part of the chicken is shaped like a black man's curved dick again?

am dog. feed me.

you sound like the type of guy that would deep fry something in oil then throw it out because it's "too oily"

You are a cruel person then. RAISING CANES MASTER RACE

if I had CP I would post it in this thread and risk a horrific legal intervention just to see this thread deleted

Its penis

Zaxbys always looks good. I wonder....

>look it up
>there's one 61 miles away
>tfw

Tell me truthfully anons. Would it be worth the trip, or just to stop by if I were in the area?

i saw that at a place called cains once

but we dont have shit like there where im from

Just stop by if you're in the area. It's just fried chicken, after all.

ok i'll bite
im gonna use my brain and be curious
y r u so gay?

Germans and English were forced to live around blacks.

What is the best store brought nugger you guys have ever had? Looking to expand my nugger choices

These are my favorite so far

It's okay for fast food chicken strips but nothing special. I certainly wouldn't go out of my way for it.

my nuggies never get crispy/crunchy they just stay a soggy wet mess like mom was when they got her

thats um...thats.....just broil them for a bit user

Yeah man, Raising Cane's is awesome

I swear cane's sauce has celery salt in it

In my experience, they are never crispy, just really soggy; albeit moist and juicy. Still like them though.

I love me some Zaxby's. Unfortunately, I moved from the south to the midwest, and I don't have all my favorite chicken places. No Zaxby's, Chick-fil-A, Fatz, and (not a chicken place, but also Papa John's)

At least I have Culver's now.

>Raising Cane's
Is this alluding to beating slaves

No, it's named after the founder's dog.

Riiiiiight

no, it really is. They're fucking obnoxious about it it too; that damn dog shows up in all their ads, and they even feel compelled to put a stupid barking sound effect in their radio commercials.

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Why is Zaxby's inferior to Raising Cane's in every conceivable way?

>tenders are tiny where Cane's are decently sized
>"toast" is a floppy, soggy slice of bread
>sauce comes in tiny packets

The nearest Cane's is almost 3 hours away and I hate it.

Filtered.

These are good "nuggets".

Looks like a shittier version of Cane's

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Canes is better.

Fuck yeah those are my go to frozen nuggies, all other nuggets I've ever bought have been shit.

For like 5 or 6 bucks a package i get 4-5 nuggie servings. Sometimes I buy extra crispy kroger brand fries too for like 1.20 and i eat that shit when I get fast food cravings.

not trolling

>raising canes

Zaby's is overpriced but for tendie autism it's pretty great.

Dat 10 piece. It was my favorite hangover food in college.

You just made me really miss Zaxby's. I'm not as huge a fan of Zax's sauce though.

It's not like this at all! It's good because they lightly butter it with fake, shitty butter and then they lightly toast it. The light toasting gives it a crisp exterior but the bread itself is very soft and thick. If it is soaking up chicken oil then you and they are doing something very wrong.

>assuming everyone has the same cooking/tasting abilities

If it was Wonderbread stuck in a toaster and that was it, then I would agree. It's "texas toast" and a different beast = soft and lightly crunchy and buttery all at the same time.

But you haven't mentioned the coleslaw!!!! It's in your picture but their coleslaw is my favorite coleslaw. I don't even like coleslaw but I love Zaxby's coleslaw.

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>"hate speech"
Do europeans really eat this?

Just leave. No one is forcing you to stay.

I love it but I would only go to it if you were driving through the area or if you really just felt like taking a day trip.

Raising Caine's (Cane's? Cain's? whatever) is good too - I've only had it once and their food is probably healthier and generally better quality I might imagine, but I have more of an affinity for Zaxby's. We have a Twins over here now and it's basically the same thing but just not Zaxby's.