Erotica thread. Share whatever you got

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Got a source for this, user?

fanfiction.net/s/1634396/1/A-House-Elf-s-Needs

I found this for this thread.

Holy, i want more...

So does Shirley.

>complaining about bad character development on Veeky Forums.
You are the slob among snobs

I was expecting better, desu. I don't know anything about Harry Potter, but I found the character dialects charming and wanted more.

Well if you want more then the google machine has been fires up.

marjorie.auroris.net/harry-potter-cov/a-trip-to-hogsmead/

Just a few books I intend to read.

It's certainly longer. Thanks.

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>ass hole buddies

>Tallywacker

"Have you ever done this before?" he whispered.
"Never," answered Hatsue. "You're my only."

The head of his penis found the place it wanted. For a moment he waited there, poised, and kissed her—he took her lower lip between his lips and gently held it there. Then with his hands he pulled her to him and at the same time entered her so that she felt his scrotum slap against her skin. Her entire body felt the rightness of it, her entire body was seized to it. Hatsue arched her shoulder blades—her breasts pressed themselves against his chest—and a slow shudder ran through her.

"It's right," she remembered whispering. "It feels so right, Kabuo."

"Tadaima aware ga wakatta," he had answered. "I understand just now the deepest beauty."

I knew what that was without even needing to open the thumbnail

>"Do you have a feeling of deja vu?" he softly said like a faggot
>"No speak english" said Hatsue, stuttering trying to talk like a normal person

>His mushroom penis head tried to get inside awkwardly. For a moment he thought it was inside and he was moving around, thinking he was a sex god...although she didn't have any typical reaction of pleasure. Her face was like a mask, staring at the ceiling. What a whore, he thought; she pretends she's not wet as fuck.
Suddenly, she moved her hand to his hiroshima mushroom and he realised his poor peen was just stroking the inside of her thigh. She now awkwardly tried to get him hard again and jerked him off. Then, she farted. Not a quick easy fart. More like a slow smelly brown mousse fart.
"Tis ok" she said. "Tis ok, big man."
"You're a fucking bitch." he answered "I hate you." and then, they both realised it had been a terrible mistake to come here.

>his supple buttocks

W-why are his buttocks even mentioned at all?

>big-tooled mechanic

I laughed at that one.

I hate to be the stereotype of a Veeky Forums comment following anyone questioning a sexual interest but...are you virginal? Have you been laid?
The man butt is sexually attractive as a grip for them, whether by legs or hands. It's like a thin waist or a round butt on a woman.

Bump for interest for fap material.

>are you virginal? Have you been laid?
This is embarrassing

Please just assume you're talking to a virgin and say what you know

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i h8 this shit

chyoa.com/

Sex is disgusting and dehumanizing.

Jesus dude I thought I was a fag for spanking it to furry porn but that is some degenerate shit.

I'll never understand how women seem to only be attracted to men they don't know, and from that point onwards will be attracted to him forever no matter what kind of person he turns out to be

Ok I'll bite. How is is dehumanizing?

As they stepped into the elevator her skirt got caught in the door, and as the elevator ascended, it was violently torn off.

"Here," a man behind her said. "Take my coat." She covered herself with it, noticing his exposed forearms.

"Thanks." She dropped the coat.

He covered his eyes as any decent man would, but he was still a man, so he peaked through his fingers.

She pressed the emergency stop button. The elevator jolted and the force was such that they fell on each other.

The emergency generator activated, which dimmed the lights.

Got more?

go on

Nup, I never finished it. Were you guys actually liking it?

That's so badly written it could be used as birth control.

There's worse shit than that on amazon.
Pseudoincest, adult diaper roleplay involving enemas, pseudo-bestiality with shapeshifters, real bestiality with dinosaurs, monsters, yeti, bigfoot (including gang bangs featuring all of them) and a whole bunch of other fucked up shit I wish to unsee.

a decent man would not reject such obvious signal of dropping the coat, allthough if that peeking was obviously showing, then it would be just playing around

lol

Source?

Wtf I'm filled with christmas cheer now

I am pretty sure there is one in Amazon about a guy who clones his own ass and has sex with it.

No way this is real. I refuse to believe it.

Someone has not read 50 shades of grey. Its like that exert but longer.

The Romance of Lust

user moves in for the win.

How do I keep myself from laughing my head of when reading this crap?

Just embrace it.

Bump

More bump.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

- James Joyce

George walked behind Lennie who was on his knees staring over the pond. "Just keep looking at those rabbits you furry fuck" George's hand was jacking harder now, just to get trying to get it over with. He finally climaxed. His moan brought the attention of the others hunting for Lennie. Curly came over, we call him Curly because of his golden pubes, his hand and dick covered in vaseline, "I'm going to finish in his eyes"

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I can't help it. I've always had a hardcore tf fetish. I'm an autogynophiliac so I can only achieve arousal through imagining myself transforming into a woman before engaging in sex. The idea of penetrative sex does nothing for me.

> I thought I was a fag for spanking it to furry porn
You thought correctly

Character development has its time and place, but when you're nursing a faltering erection you just can't appreciate the internal struggles some author self insert is having with coming to terms with his internalized feelings of inferiority.

I think if you're writing something as erotica, for a man it needs to be pretty well packed with sexual content. Women don't have the boner problem so their erotica can take a slower pace.

how do you think he would feel about these becoming public?

I imagine he would either laugh or cry hysterically, or perhaps both.

How can you be this fucking casual?

Tfw you can only get it up for obese loli porn

Cheap & Good > Good & Fast > Cheap & Fast

How much money can I make self publishing shit erotica short stories on Amazon? I need money

>BUTTRUSTLE!

Damn...so...this...is...the...power...of...literature...

Now this is writing.

Goblins (shortstacks in general) are my thing desu, along with rape and tomboys (though I prefer those unraped)

“This is perfect,” Christina said. “I’ve connected everything up. Don’t have to move you now. You can be ready for it when it comes. I said to use a tampon and you would suck it, but she said no. She knows best, you know that. My angel always knows best. She wants to sit over your mouth.. just let it drain into you. Well, it’s better that way, I think, much cleaner for Kiernan. Tampons are not good, really, not for my angel. She should get it out right away, not have it sitting in her for hours. Yes, better this way. It’s how she wanted it."

Kiernan’s first period starts some time the next day. The girl comes smiling into the trailer, and strips off from the waist down. She jumps bouncing onto the bed, pulls the socks from your mouth, and begins to wind the screw on the dental brace. You feel your jaw being forced down by the stainless-steel device, and pretty soon your mouth is gaping open. Kiernan laughs, then straddles your helpless face, locating her menstruating genitals over your tongue. The twelve year-old sits down so her smooth vagina presses into your mouth, filling it with warm flesh. Then the child switches on her iPhone and settles down to check her Twitter.

It takes a little while, but eventually you feel something oozing from the girl’s vagina. It drips into your mouth, landing on your tongue. It is quite unmistakable; that sharp, metallic taste of blood – Kiernan is menstruating into your mouth. You swallow and concentrate on fighting the instinctive urge to vomit. The twelve year-old hums along to a song on her iPhone.

Here it is anyway (please rate):

Her pee pee went around his pee pee, hers was wet and warm but his was cold like ice but not anymore because they were inside each other, her ass now inside his cock.

He gingerly puts his fingers like a peace-sign up her nostrils and bites her ear to show dominance. This causes her to start farting uncontrollably inside his cock, tickling him.

"Hehe" he says.

She starts shitting in his penis.

Run into boy I haven't seen since high school. He doesn't recognize me at first. Is that Meredith? You look SO different. Touches my hip & says 'What have you been doing with yourself?'

Three hours later, he’s got both of my hands in icy handcuffs, and my head keeps hitting the wall with each punch to my face—he grabs my hair and yanks, throwing me to the floor, and he suddenly has his hand in my mouth, pushing in, making a fist, my throat working to vomit and tongue stroking his salty knuckles as he slowly starts moving it erotically, gently in and out, my teeth sinking into his hand's skin—his erection is out and up and I close my eyes. I try saying Dada but it comes out as: Flpbtbtbttbtt oaahh.

Suddenly, he pulls his hand out SLUPhPhP and slides my panties down over my ass and off and stuffs them in my mouth. Pulling off his clothes like Clark Kent, his erection springs free spraying hot come all in my hair. STOP STOP, I'm shouting, we're done, I told you not to fucking do that! He pushes me to the floor and I tell him I'm serious and he throws a hissy fit, stamping et al. Come in the hair is such a turn off, am I right ladies?

Buttcake quivered betwixt her buttcake-caked butt cheeks. All at once it roared forth, felicity curving her poopoo snake first hot & warm on the bridge of my nose & then roping down hot into the o of my open mouth. She moaned at first (the rush of doodoo having scratched an anal itch), a deep chest-vibrating moan, & now she's giggling and her thighs give & the white brown moon of her ass suddenly smears down across my face, soft & wet, crickling, now cracking my nose, one nose plug coming free, the other disappearing into me.

It also has to have a foreskin or else I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole

>juices
Anyone else grossed out by this word when used in a sexual context?

It arouse me

>silicone-free breast
10/10

>Calls cock 'pee pee'
>Goes back to calling it cock
0/10
Genuinely disappointed and bored

>no chuck tingle
pleb.

Not going to lie, this made me wet.

Is there any high quality /ss/ erotica?

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

That's a terrifying image.

What's /ss/ erotica?

straight shota