Veeky Forums book

Yes.

blog.reedsy.com/cost-to-self-publish-a-book

Part of it too is how much we want to take on and do ourselves. But I'd pitch in a few hundred if this was serious.

Can we make a separate group instance that will actually make a comprehensible book or work? We could all meet in a thread and contribute ideas, someone can run it all so nobody can ruin it, and they'll take ideas and we can sharpen it as we go

There are also much cheaper ways too that could cost us much less.

Did it get any reviews?

What about just publishing with lulu?

Also Putin brings rise to his business Government™

Let's write a post modern YA doorstopper.

I'm against this idea

>YA doorstopp er
What

I think it's a hilarious idea.

This might be good.

We could have a general theme of banter concerning political extremes such as ancap, ancom, communism, fascism, all with positive attitudes towards what's going on.
Say the setting is in the Soviet Union, and shit is going down, but through the glory and leadership of our communist government, we push forward against the capitalist pigs in the west.
The connotation of the smiling face with cool glasses surrounding irony but positivity towards the hellfire going on can be a kind of mood the book has.

Postmodern ironic non-/pol/ light ancap-style political banter with our boy Dostoyevsky?

I think we could have gold on our hands

Guys. Dont waste this opportunity. We can be Cervantes and kill the literary cancer of our century, YA. We need to make a book that mocks YA novels, themes, etc so damn hard and well written that we kill that genre on the spot. We must be the heroes of our heroes.

POST MODERN YA DOORSTOP IT IS!!

should I watch the hunger games to prepare or like John green movies?

We need to write the most exorbitant level of mania and shitposting that is an all out attack on the senses that releases the inner desires to control the world through YA writing about ancap style memes, Dostoyevsky, Russia, and Putin tradmarked

Someone willing to start a Google Doc for us?

docs.google.com/document/d/1JvFccly-ZcyJHHuQAI4hUlTEEgmG-pjQ8VkmuncAB0w/edit?usp=drivesdk
I have something sorta started for anyone who wants to write

okay so we are writing a postmodern YA doorstop. young dosto is one of the characters. he's 16 and in love with this one super cute betch. but there is another love interest this nerdy betch who loves dosto but he never takes her seriously because he writing isn't up to his standards. but she's actually the ghost of his female self from his futures past. it realized it truly was a girl after all. so is dosto actually a boy? read and find out.

I'm working on setting it up so that people can suggest to protect work. Bear with me while I try to set this up. Keep writing if you want.

she's from his futures past? those cancel each other out. so she's really just a female version of his present self? that he doesn't take seriously kek. that's pretty good desu.

Alright boys and girls it's set up and ready to be written on!
docs.google.com/document/d/1JvFccly-ZcyJHHuQAI4hUlTEEgmG-pjQ8VkmuncAB0w/edit?usp=drivesdk

Any ideas and suggestions help. Keep writing and get this popular and we will have a book

in the spirit of titles such as
>The Recognitions
>The Corrections
>The Instructions

I vote we title our next work
>The Implications
it would of course be a satire.

it's shit

terrible idea. it has to be a YA title retard.

How about "Paper Towns" but in russian
Бyмaжныe гopoдa

>implying those aren't bildungsromans
>implying a bildungsroman is by default written for young adults

I've slapped some spaghetti on the page so I guess you guys can take a look

How about we include several historically inaccurate biographies about Dostoevsky

why don't we just make a YA doorstopper about all our favorite classic authors except they are all teens/ early adults and somehow all exist in the same world at the same time together.

we could call it "the young adults" or "the young authors" both spell YA!

The world has suffered a devastating nuclear attack, and all but those who locked themselves in their basements to shitpost on the internet survive. The internet has been destroyed, and so all the neckbeards must venture out into the day to scavenge for food and water. But something is not right...

absolutely terrible

November 11, 1821 rolled by and our boy was born. It was pretty well the whole anarcho capitalism and commonly described by the people at the time as “Aнapхo кaпитaлизм в этoй cyкe“ which basically means “Anarcho capitalism up in this bitch”. Unfortunately, trademark™ had not been created at the time until 1822, so the use of ™ as used in many ancap memes is redundant until we get to the year 1822 or beyond in Dosty’s life. Since there isn’t much to tell about Dostoevsky's 51 days of being alive in 1821,we will assume that 1822 has rolled in and trademarks™ are being used now because fuck roads. Later on in his life he went on to do some things, and someone very close to him eventually died and it was hard on him. Some say that this inspired him to be the poor-ass motherfucker he was, while others say it was inspiration for him to write his books, and some say it was a little bit of both. Needless to say, he had a pretty shitty life, but like Steve Jobs once said;

“Taking LSD was a profound experience, one of the most important things in my life. LSD shows you that there’s another side to the coin, and you can’t remember it when it wears off, but you know it. It reinforced my sense of what was important—creating great things instead of making money, putting things back into the stream of history and of human consciousness as much as I could.”

― Steve Jobs
How inspirational. One day I want to take my iPhone, Macbook, a bunch of lube, and hop into my Miata to drive all the way to Steve Jobs's grave to dig up his corpse and become one with that magnificent man. We, all of us liberal and accepting Californian millennials will change the world when Clinton becomes our progressive leader. People say that I’ll never get my refund from donating to Bernie, but it’ll come as soon ad drumpf is voted as not-president.

Wadaya think?

yoy lost me at the Russian translation

tis satire of the young Californian millenial

This right here, this is good shit

Someone remind me what good shit came out of Hypersphere.

all of it

Does it matter? We put together something that was original to us and we had fun doing it. We had fun, and our laughs got published into a physical form.
Why not shitpublish some more instead of making masturbatory threads that are all the same thing?

Oh no, you have me all wrong. I never read Hypersphere and I just want a highlight of what good material was in there.

Well, what I like is the small satirical jokes here and there. No one specific thing was what made it so good to me.

It kept the shitposters busy for a while.

That's pretty much the majority of Veeky Forums

How prevalent should bears be in this? It's Russia after all.

Seeing as though we need content because nobody is writing anything, add some shit about bears.

Yes, it should be obvious to anybody who reads that most of Veeky Forums is shit. But, once in a while, user delivers.

Sorry, I'm writing in word. I'm trying to get something together before I paste it in.

I got a paragraph for Dosty at age 9 but not sure where to fit it in or where to go with it.

Dostoyevsky was now 9 years old, 10 years ago at this point, and as one would imagine, the Society Union of the 1820’s was much like San Diego of today (2037 + 12). Except it was cold. And it was desolate. And it was ragged and poor, except for the sheer amount of Apple™ sucking yuppies. Our main man, Dosty, after warming his soul with a cup of coffee from Starbucks™, a flat white to be exact he liked that shit, swung up the modern stainless steel and glass door and with one precipitous step was back outside in the freezing temperatures of the modern mother land. Now, if you are asking why a 9 year old is drinking a flat white at Starbucks™, alone I might add, then I would not be surprised by your intrigue. The one thing I can tell you is that his poor wretched destitute soul borrowed the $2.10 from a creditor, to whom he would never pay back.

This so much. It must be set up in contemporary time, but where? New York? France? Russia?

I figured out the perfect YA name for the book. "the young authors club" it represents the young authors in the book and the yung authors who actually made the book. how gay is that. it's perfect. the YA club lmao

lol, anything to get noticed if it helps take down the YA plague.

I think we should go with YA postmodern doorstop including the young versions of our favorite authors. I'll start on the graduating class of 2016 with young dave and young Franzen hanging out shooting the breeze and then the crazy fartknocker james joyce shows up, God I hate that guy dave.
don't look at him. he didn't see us.
how didn't he see us? we're the only ones in the hall.
goddamnit Jonathan I dunno let's just hope he doesn't walk this way.
he's coming. fuck. your bandana looks really cool today.
shut up Franzen.

>A new life makes his way through his mother’s cunt
>Footnote: gender assumption
fucking kek

This is truly taking form

Fuck that's good

OP here
Boys we are in to make something good

Shit I meant to reply to this
That's good

An unnamed US president who will obviously be Trump sent the world into catastrophic war

17 years later, our hero (who was born on the day the wars started) lives in a society in which novels are currency, and being a writer is the most highly regarded profession in the country.

Only white men are allowed to be writers, but writing in secret with the help of her aunt (she's orphaned) our young latina protagonist begins to harness her writing skills and begins to show exceptional promise.

The writers have always talked of a prophecy foretelling an author so perfect at his job, he ends the turmoil the world is in through his writing.

Our young protagonist realizes she is the writer the prophecy told of (she has a birthmark in the shape on a pen, just like in the prophecy) and has to overcome adversity to establish herself as the greatest writer in the country and save the world.

A three part series

Furthermore, the world should be a mix of post-apocalypse wasteland and steampunk. The Young Author's Club could be potentially be the title of the book, as that can be the name the protagonist calls her meetings with her aunt

oh my fucking god

This will include the satire that makes fun of the californian liberal millenial

Veeky Forums should start reading more before they start making books tbqh

Can we please write this?

Title: And Every Bomb Drops

>read more and discuss more than infinite jest
Why?

*static crackles on the PA*

*AHEM ALL STUDents and staff please proceed to the cafeteria for a mandatory assembly immediately*

hey, hey, hey dave, Dave, hey, dave you listening? hey dav-
HEYDAVE HEYDAVE HEYDAVE DAVEHEY YOU LISTENING? yes yes I'm fucking listening what is it?
oh nothing. what do you think all this is about?
I dunno Jon. I guess we will find out in a minute.
did you see Sylvia this morning?
nah why? you tryin to get Smart on her?
oh, oh-no dave no. just just wondering. she's been really down lately with all that online stuff going on.
I told her. I'll tell her again. cyber bullying isn't real. she should just turn her computer off or stop using social media.
yeah, yeah that's probably a good idea. it's pretty hard thing to do though.
HEY FAGGOTS! sit over here. I saved 2 front row seats for ya.
oh oh fuck it's james. you think he saw us?
shut up and go sit down Jon.
Hey big dave looking good. went with the black bandana today huh?that's probably the coolest color you own.
thanks james..... I think this things gonna start soon.

Students and faculty it is with great regret that I must inform you about the passing of one of our own. Sylvia Plath has taken her own life.

FUCK

Classes will be canceled toda--

WOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

QUIET! will be canceled today as well as first period tomorrow. first period tomorrow will be dedicated to an assembly about cyber bullying. if any students feel the need to talk or requires a councilor we will be here all day for you. Go home and think kids. think very hard.

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