What do I read if I want to engage in sexual swordplay with an elf?
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What do I read if I want to engage in sexual swordplay with an elf?
Jaxon Lopez
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Carter Morales
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Gavin Perry
The Green Child - Herbert Read
Logan Walker
Buy I don't want to BE an elf, just read about them.
> only novel by the anarchist [...]
> anarchist
Interesting, thanks for the rec
Julian Young
Define sexual swordplay and specifically how it ends
Jack Sanders
Either Death or impregnation
Ayden Lopez
Do you mean like this OP
Gavin Foster
Yeah, that would do nicely.
Caleb Lewis
>ywn follow Marion on a crusade to make France glorieuse again
Matthew White
She looks down at your rapier, just below the left tit.
Her eyes drift back up to yours, and slowly lose focus. A sensual death moan escapes her slightly parted lips "ooOOOoohh.." and she falls backwards dead at your feet, the weight of her body slightly shaking the ground and her feminine body momentarily quivering at impact.
What do you do next?
Isaiah Jenkins
Why did a photo naked woman getting cut with a sword gave me the hardest boner I have had in months?
Ryder Peterson
>dropping lit because it's written by an anarchist
There is no hope for you
Thomas Hall
Well.....it's complicated.
Jaxson Gray
Liberate her for the Fatherland of course.
Ryder Jenkins
Reading comprehension? I found that interesting so now I want to read it
Apparently Read also was into Jung and shit so I'm hype
Anthony Perry
user who rec'd it here. stop reading shit about the book and read the fucking book. it's insane and glorious.
Isaiah Stewart
Because defeating elf women in sexy combat is your new fetish
Christian Sanders
I think Rilke speaks elf. You pretty much just have to be a god-tier German poet and then not fuck up getting on a horse or shooting somebody's elven grandmother with the bow or anything and you should be able to make something happen there.
If you fail, you can still fail nobly and post creepfap pictures here for the mad karma that comes from feeding Veeky Forums's collective & perversely voyeuristic hivemind desires for elven feet. So really you can't miss.
Carter Clark
Horny nerds ruined fantasy
It should have remained the province of prudish flabby Oxford dons
Dylan Sullivan
>implying that fantasy can be ruined
Christopher Green
it still is
Daniel Ramirez
Can someone give a Veeky Forums explanation for this fetish?