Divine comedy

>divine comedy
>isn't funny

> Infinite Jets
> Not a single jet in it

>moby dick
>he's not even in it

>2666
>its in the 20th century

>The Recognitions
>I don't recognise any of these names

>le wordplay thread
>isn't funny

>fun thread
>there is a post that isn't fun

>fun thread
>"unfunny" comment gets (You)

i kek'd

The count of monte Christo
No counting ?

>Inferno
It's cold
>Purgatorio
It takes a few days to get through
>Paradiso
It's boring

>Grape of warth
they dont even rape anybody

>Cats Cradle

>No damn cat
>No damn cradle

>Finnegans wake
>Finnegan doesnt become woke

>[title of a thing with (word)]
>content of [thing] does not relate to (word) in any distinguishable way

Repeat 250 times

/thread

>thread is getting meta
>post-meta thread supposed to be funny
>not even meta

>no longer human
>is actually a human

>human
>all too human
>written by a human
>who despises humans
>and supports over-humans

>catch-22
>no body plays catch even once

>ecce homo
>not a homo

>Infinite Jest.
>Finite.

>Of mice and men
>There is no product of the collaborative efforts of said mice and men

unrealistic bs

>Catcher in the Rye
>Troubled 16 year old dropout

Can I sue his family for false advertisement?

>The birth of tragedy
>tragic end not found

>the art of war
>no mention of painting

>new thread
>contains nothing new

>The Gay Science
>No gay scientists

>The Spirit of Romance
>there is no love or romance

>Bad as I wanna be
>he was actually a hall of famer player

>Notes From Underground
>he didn't set the entire book in the London subway system

>a christmas carol
>isn't a song

>Harry Potter
>is a wizard

>on the road
>most time spent off the road

>Hunger Games
>nothing playful about it

>Veeky Forums
>isn't lit af

smdh tbqhwu famalamadingdong

>50 shades of grey
>the color isn't mentioned even once

>Ender's game
>nothing playful about genociding an entire race of highly advanced alien beings

>Just Listen
>is a written book

>The perks of being a wallflower
>no perks, no walls, no flowers

>life of pie
>no pie

>Dead Souls
>not a single line about the deceased bottoms of shoes

>Great Works of DeMaupassant
>Most of them are just ok

>my struggle
>author is a privileged white male whos never had to struggle in his life

>do androids dream of electric sheep?
>no mention of dreams in the entire book

>Escape to Witch Mountain
>where the fuck is the witch?

>Maupassant
>"Just ok"

Fucking plebs.

>ficciones
>mostly contains the author's memoirs

>wolf of wall street
>no wolf in sight

>Star Wars
>Stars are inanimate objects and therefore can't wage war against each other
WTF? I can't even...

>house of leaves
>the house was made of bricks and mortar like any other house.

kek

>the third policeman
>it's about bicycles

>crime and punishment
>is not literally a record of penal code

>star trek
>can't trek on a star
like, what the fuck, who even wants to get burned?

I like this new meme

Off the top of my head,"Toine"and "The Signal" were merely alright. Fite me, you contrarian sperm merchant.

>Twilight of the idols
>No vampire
>No qt japanese

...

>The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
>conveniently forgets to name other very important characters and items.
how rude

>letters from the earth
> letters are from lucifer, not earth

>The Idiot
>OP is not a character

>isn't divine

>Roadside Picnic
>No one enjoys sandwiches.

>Nausea
>get headaches instead.

there's a jet in the first chapter

as hal is being loaded into the ambulance, he sees a jet in the sky

kek

>comment about getting (You)s
>(You)'s are kill by gookmoot

>Plague
oh wait nevermind

>Friend of My Youth
>Friend of My Mom's Youth

>Gravity's Rainbow
>isn't about Leprechauns in space