Cereal is objectively the best food on the planet

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>eating sugar and cardboard

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It's """bad""" for you but it's so easy and great.

>take a bowl out
>pour some cereal in
>pour some milk in
>grab a spoon
>go to where you're going to eat
>put the spoon in the bowl
>pick up cereal and milk in the spoon
>put the spoon near/in the mouth
>eat from the spoon
>repeat

i do this often

Pancakes > Waffles

That's not eggs.

Fuck. You.

cereal is so unsatisfying.

The cold milk hurts my teeth.

I have a hard time believing anyone actually feels that way.

There are 2 kinds of cereal, cold and hot.
Cold cereals are like frosted flakes and cinnamon toast crunch.
Hot cereals are like porridge, and oatmeal.
Cold banana in warm maple oatmeal is the best.

True, but only because the very best pancake is better than the very best waffle.

Pancakes ≅ Waffles

There are eggs in there below the ranchero sauce. You serve sunny-side up eggs and the temperature of the sauce theoretically cooks them the rest of the way...

elaborate

The spoon is his penis

Cereal is objectively soup, and soup CAN NOT be the best food on the planet.

I like to eat oatmeat with eggs and hotsauce all mixed together with a cup of coffee

Milk is too wet for my liking.
I prefer pancakes.

Every day I have breakfast I eat it.

Damn good. Like rice crispy treats cereal with strawberries and less marshmallow and more sugar.

But cereal is dessert, not breakfast.

CRUNCH

Cereal is for every meal user

What is this, Egypt?

same as eating raw refined sugar

imo you def deserve a fucking ban for this fucking post you fucking faggot

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i forget which one but on of the two uses milk and the other uses water
same powder mix
plus one is kind of pan fried and the other is kind of baked

they are not the same

> powder mix
are you burger? i guess you are.