What are you eating right now?

What are you eating right now?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

Raw bacon, murdered eggs, a pickle spear, hot sauce, and sour cream.

6 eggs
6 pc bacon
Unsweetened yogurt
Pickle

I just finished a plate of deep fried clams...food of the gods...

i just had a healthy nutritious breakfast was gonna make a thread but ill just post here

Not that, goddamn

you know you have quality meat if it needs to be opened with a key

Matua Sauvignon Blanc. What? Has calories, therefore is food.

THAT SOUNDS GOOD AS FUCK. I WISH I WAS EATING THAT MEAL.

oh bby

its free

Oh my fuck

alot softer than spam, doesn't really cut well but ill make do

into the pan hopefully cooking will help hold it together ;_;

a sad day no amount of cooking would hold it together

qt3.14 eggs in

tin meat spread onto toast looks amazing could smash this right now

wa la eggs on top and good to go!

My own ass

hey dude haven't seen you in a while

THIS IS MY FIRST DAY HERE. MY SON SHOWED ME

nice posts dad

A greasy Domino's pizza. It's fucking disgusting and I hate myself.

here's what i ate today. trying to get Veeky Forums so i need to eat some more calories

um, i melted chocolate and dipped strawberries in it. put it in the freezer. it was great.

Spinach and chorizo risotto

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ME ON HERE KID

Goddammit dad, this is why mom left you

Get your shit together dad

ARE YOU REALLY MY SON OR ARE YOU JUST SOMEBODY PLAYING

DAD HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OWN BABY BOY

did u make it?
looks good

don't pretend to be shouty guy, it's rude to impersonate celebrities on this board.

...

Me? I'm eating crab legs.

Sorry for the shit plating; I didn't take it for this thread. This is two patties and there's also some tomatos and pickles hiding in there.

What film are you watching at the theater?

Oh I'm not watching; just found out local cinema recently enacted a no singles policy. I just bought crab legs and am now currently eating them whilst standing and phoneposting outside the theater.

thats how its supposed to be though

Pumpernickel with Blutwurst and raw pu-erh.

I started by freezing, thawing, and pressing some tofu (this is an entire 1lb block)

Cut into pieces, tossed with spices and oil, and roasted together with onion and bell pepper

Meanwhile, boiled some carrots until tender, then blended the carrots up with their cooking water to get a sauce

Tossed the roasted stuff and some chickpeas into a pan, coated with curry powder and some minced garlic and ginger, and fried a little bit until fragrant. Added in the pureed carrot sauce, some of the chickpea cooking liquid, a decent pat of butter, salt, and let it simmer for like an hour.

This is probably the best texture I've ever gotten out of tofu

For me, it's the double dilla

>double dilla
>double dildo

tee hee

What are you 12?

joe rogaine's instagram

Mentally, yes.

I had 2 pieces of toast with butter and honey on them.

So good, I wish I had more bread.