Ketchup is allowed on hotdogs and burgers but not sandwiches

>ketchup is allowed on hotdogs and burgers but not sandwiches
>mayo is allowed on burgers and sandwiches but not hotdogs
>mustard and relish is allowed on sandwiches, burgers, and hotdogs
These are facts

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>ketchup
>yellow mustard
>mayonnaise
>sweet pickle relish
Literally the worst condiments ever.

Who told you that?

t. Srirachafag

Or you could just eat whatever the hell personally tastes good to you because you have autonomy and shouldnt have to live you life by the expectations of others.

>mayo is allowed on burgers and sandwiches but not hotdogs

I've watched some family members slather mayo on the 6 hot dogs they each had for dinner. Repulsive as fuck.

Can we just go ahead and photoshop the names on these condiments?

And why the fuck would I do that?

>Red Juice
>Banana Sauce
>Semen
>Pickle Caviar

DO IT

>relish is allowed on sandwiches
umm.......

>Ketchup is not allowed on sandwiches

What?

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I agree with all of those cooking commandments.

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I actually agree with this shitpost

>ketchup on a hotdog

nah

>Mayonnaise on a burger

nah bro

>relish on a sandwich or a hamburger

... no.

ketchup is only allowed on fast food fries, otherwise it is an ingredient, not a condiment.
mayo is allowed in everything. put it in your hair if you want it to be extra shiny. use it as lube. it is a wonder of the modern world.
mustard is the superior dipping condiment for superior french fries and allowed on sandwiches, burgers, and hotdogs.. as long as it is mixed with mayo. plain mustard is never allowed except as an ingredient, not a condiment
relish is just pickles ground into tiny pieces, eat regular pickles you goddamn fucktard, what the fuck is wrong with you, do you have dentures and need your food pre-chewed for you? fuck off with that shit, grandpa.

what is the purpose of yellow mustard when digiorno exists?

pardon me do you have any grey poop ons?

Just last night I had 2 hotdogs with mayo, mustard, and sharp cheddar. It was awesome. I wrap the slice of cheese around the hotdog while still hot, spread a conservative amount of mayo in the bun, then give a generous squirt of mustard on top of the cheesy weiner.

Fuck you OP, you don't make the rules. Also, ketchup is a condiment for retards and children. It shouldn't be put on anything.

>not putting mayo and mustard on your dog

>ketchup is allowed on hotdogs
hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

You're a disgusting person, and I'm glad I don't know you

You don't make the rules either, fuck you too

mayo on hotdog bun -> fry in pan or grill

fry or grill hotdog

add mustard

ketchup goes in the trash

Ketchup is NOT allowed on hotdogs you 70 iq subhuman.

>sweet relish
>sweet

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF A SUGARY PICKLE

HOLY FUCK WHAT KINDS OF ABSOLUTE MOUTH BREATHERS BUYS THIS SHIT

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Ketchup is not allowed on any of them.

>go to fish and chips place with friend
>see him reaching for the white instead of the black vinegar

mayo and mustard are great. ketchup and relish are gross and sweet though

>relish exists when you can just have pickles as a topping

Ketchup is acceptable on certain sandwiches in the form of fry sauce/russian dressing/[your preferred term here]. Otherwise I agree.