If you could make the girl you want to grow old with read and understand ONE book, which would you choose?

if you could make the girl you want to grow old with read and understand ONE book, which would you choose?

Demons

i forgott to add: can you also explain why you choose this book?

my diary desu

not even memeing

The Casual Vacancy- JK Rowling.

MY

STRUGGLE

IS

POOP

my suicide note desu

The Bible so she would be caring and soulful and cure me of my edgy ways.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra so that she can explain it to me because I am lost.

Kama Sutra

...

Thermodynamics: An Engineering Approach

Then she might be able to get a good job and support my neet lifestyle

Anti-Oedipus

Because I'd give her body my organs

>The Fault in Our Stars -John Green
Or
>Milk and Honey -Rupi Kaur

Mein Kampf

120 Days of Sodom. She won't be getting very old, to be desu.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Nobody understands the suffering of abnormal bowel movements until they go through it themselves for a long time.

for once it's true

Finnegans Wake

i don't know why but this made me laugh hard