Hello this is Chef John from FOOD wishes dot come wiiiiith...
Yooou reading this my voice! That's right, if you ever wonder what it would be like reading this in my voice, now you know!
Hello this is Chef John from FOOD wishes dot come wiiiiith
Dylan Scott
Jaxson Hill
You are after all the Charlie Sheen of this meme
Gabriel Moore
You are the chef John, of being user!
Brayden Morales
The old sage sage aaand the ooold tappa tappa
Adrian Price
>The old sage sage
Made me chukle
Jack Taylor
>adds cayenne
Jace Evans
A little B of C
Dylan James
Is it just a meme or is Chef John really a huge stoner on the dl?
Owen Carter
Well you are the nasty cunt of your blunt.
Adam Moore
>Just give it a little of the old rolla, rolla
>And theere wee go, a great little spliff
Dominic Jackson
>implying a pinch of heat doesn't improve almost any recipe if you aren't a giant pussy
Henry Edwards
I bet Chef John puts cayenne in his spliffs too
Nathan Taylor
Quit shitposting John
William Brown
Chef John is my favorite western cuisine youtuber. Post favorite recipes please he has too many.
Sebastian Peterson
The ol' spicy lung
Kevin Bailey
His Irish cheddar biscuits are fucking amazing
and easy
Dylan Reyes
Fave eastern?
Liam Harris
Buy imported and authentic parmegiano regiano you dirty poorfags!
Evan Morgan
[blues piano starts playing]
Ian Roberts
>fell for this meme
>bought it
>it literally smells
>exactly like
>stank, unwashed, acidic
>PUSSY
almost made me fucking throw up, and doesnt taste ANY better than the $4 manufactured kind
Daniel Roberts
eggplant bacon
Brayden Thomas
...
Nathan Sanchez
Chef John will bless you with delicious food and healthy living but only if you type "CAYENNE RHYMES IMPROVE LIFESPAN TIMES" in this thread
Jaxon Sullivan
I have no idea what this guy's voice sounds like
Adrian Morris
His tomato bisque and mocha pots de creme are both special
James Ortiz
...
Cameron Mitchell
*red letter media theme plays*
Juan Allen
truly a G
Kayden Nguyen
>scrapes fork on crispy fried surface
Brayden Moore
They're both on the royalty-free music grind
Chef John does everything he can for you to experience his food without actually letting you taste it
Levi Sullivan
Say it with me..
HOT Roux
COLD Milk
NO Lumps
Leo Stewart
How can I find a personal chef that is exactly like Chef John?
Jaxon Carter
and here I was being GRADUAL with my liquid like a sucker.
Andrew Anderson
>he's not buying grana padano that's basically parmesan but cheap
>he thinks anyone (including himself) will ever be able to tell the difference
Matthew Jackson
Asher Murphy
fuck all that shit I have an immersion blender
Zachary Jenkins
how about that one where he got paid to shill
youtube.com
Brayden Williams
Hunter Jones
>watch his pizza sauce recipe
>this seems pretty cool and not that complicated
>read the comments
>everybody is losing their shit because he used anchovies
>mfw
Jaxon Rivera
Chef John is my favorite cooking personality. Something about his dry humor and voice.
Camden Price
His voice is fake Valley Girl. He has a normal voice that he doesn't use but is in his older videos.
Jose Gray
youtube.com
If you've never cooked pasta this way, you need to. So much more flavorful than if you'd just boiled it in water.
This recipe also works awesome with garlic, mushrooms, and kale and/or spinach added in.
Christian Anderson
Chef John can come over and fuck my wife, and beat my kids. No questions asked.
Brody Johnson
Reading all Veeky Forums posts in Chef John's voice makes this board infinitely better, even the McDonalds shitposting.
Aaron Nelson
yeah, his inflections are faked, unfortunately. still the best food youtuber.
Grayson Flores
Made this for a girl, got laid, deserved it. Do be careful with the salt, though.
Robert Morales
>pussy makes you throw up
Spotted the queer
Aaron Green
But it does taste differently, grana padano is closer to pecorino
Dylan Walker
CAYENNE RHYMES IMPROVE LIFESPAN TIMES