Downloaded MCAT, GRE and GMAT study materials to try to make myself smarter since I'm a NEET

>Downloaded MCAT, GRE and GMAT study materials to try to make myself smarter since I'm a NEET

>Don't know how to make use of any of it because I spent the last few years reading retarded fucking fiction books you faggots always rant and rave and holler and jive about

FUCK YOU

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t. brainlet

>MCAT, GRE and GMAT study materials
>try to make myself smarter

el justo jajaja

Either this or a troll. A genuine Veeky Forums guy joking with an absurd proposition, or worse, a STEMfag who doesn't read fiction but thinks this might actually happen if he does.

>wife decides she wants to be doctor
>takes bio-chem and undergrad bio course
>studies for test for 6 months
>gets 85th percentile
>goes to medical school

I take it you just opened test prep books and expected to understand a wide breadth of material?

>letting you're wife become a doctor
bro she's going to leave you the second she starts earning more than you

>I take it you just opened test prep books and expected to understand a wide breadth of material?

n-no... of course not....

>Retards actually believe this

well that was 10 years ago, and shes been earning 300k+ for 3 years, and we have children and a couple of properties, so naw.

>6 months
>85th percentile

how does it feel to be married to a brainlet?

considering im chilling out as a stay at home dad on a mountain with my coffee shitposting on Veeky Forums, bretty good.

Also, if you believe performance on standardized tests dictates IQ, who really is the brainlet here?

I'm glad to hear, I was just rustlin your jimmies

m-my dream is to have a wife that earns as much or more than me...

Gross

this has to be bait

does it give you satisfaction to write wish fulfillment fantasies about your life on a mongolian throat singing imageboard?

t. homo

are you norwegian user shitposting again

The key is not to do well on standardized testing, but to have someone else do it for you.

Where do I meet single women

>WHY DIDN'T PYNCHON PREPARE ME FOR THE MCAT REEEE THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR LIKING FICTION
/r9k/ neets have to be some of the most conceited, delusional people in the world

At bars outside of medical schools.

This is good stuff, thanks

>Dont understand GMAT

wtf? MBA is a fucking joke

Tell me how to git good then

I want a job at Goldman Sachs.

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Have fun competing against people who have devoted their entire lives to preparing for it while attending top-tier schools you fucking idiot

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kek these were hilarious, good times

I dodged law school after acceptance in 2008, best choice of my life.

desu the law school video just made me want to go even more
>Mind numbing, soulless work is the only type of escapism that helps me anymore
>I can get a career working myself to death
>Built in excuse for not being married and having kids
It's a no brainer.

these are great

>Harold Bloom is a misogynistic narcissist
Reported

kek

>decide to be a doctor
>barely study for MCAT
>get 99th percentile
>don't even get a single interview
>wallow in misery in a job that is making me suicidal, pays for shit and won't hire me as a normal employee despite working there for three years

Just kill me now senpai