Carpe diem Veeky Forums

faggot

bake a cake

Take a potato chip, and eat!

make rock so heavy that I couldn't lift it

And then lift it

Cum in my mouth

Cum in your mouth

become an immortal time traveler

Open a dimensional rift.
Just to see what happens.

Mass genocide

Write a witty reply to this thread.

get 50 (you)s in this thread

gather ye rosebuds while ye may

TPBP

Become omnipotent.

First post best post.

Cum Inside Rainbow Dash

Create a virus that removes Jews, with no human casualties

>Not making a Virus that removes everyone but Jews, Italians and Japs.
It's like you don't want the Singularity to happen by 2035.

Ask my hot TA boy out to ramen and then let him enjoy me however he wants all night

Reverse entropy

in that order

engineer detected

>Italians

>Highest IQ average in Europe
>Region birth of western civilization & modern thought
>Wold renown artists and inventors
Surely you don't pretend we save a bunch of Mud-hut barbarians that did nothing but get high on Mushrooms, rape and pillage?

>Highest IQ average in Europe
Who??

First thing that came to my head was "kill all muslims". With some more thought, I guess I'd become Dr.Manhattan. It essentially allows me to do the initial thought and lots of other stuff.

Kill EVERYONE.

Get a comfy job in tech, but I was lazy in college and got a comm degree fml

The list will become endless, so I'll just say I would do great things.

Become some sort of urber-god.
Like manifest every single possible and impossible univese with my holy presence

Transcend to immortal godhood of course.

Get a gf

explain to you that you are using "carpe diem" wrong and raping the original meaning.

yeah i don't know why he spelled denim carpet so weirdly

Even if you can't fail I'm sure you'd find a way to fuck it up anyways

Become God Emperor of Mankind.

suicide :)

If you ignore everyone south of Tuscany

Write a multitude of books that in turn hail me as the greatest philosopher, historian and fiction writer of the 21th century.

get a better job

Attempt to become a sex God

Find a wife to live my life with and get 10 children

Be happy

Be 17 again.

Kill myself.

mass genocide niggers? pic unrelated

>make myself omnipotent
>solve every problem on earth
>become godemperor
>conquer the universe with my genetic engineered human army
>do it just for fun because i'm already omnipotent and could conquer the multiverse in a second

Become president and drain the swamp

Northen Italians.
I agree, but Northern Italians are truly the soul of Europe. Everything stormfags try to claim Europe possesses compared to other races outside EU, stem mostly from Italians.

>Aestheticism
>Great culture
>Inventors
>Musicians
>Artists
>Mathematicians
>Gastronomy

become immortal

Pathetic. You can't think of a better way to leave a legacy? Any human can have a kid, but how many humans can build plasma rifles? Imagine your name being synonomous with plasma weaponry. Millions of soldiers carrying "user rifles". Historians would be sucking your teats like you're Oppenheimer.

My goal would be to kill you.

>woah dude this is great! amazing how good it is!
>yeah i know, user anal plugs are the best

The only peope who use butt plugs are homosexuals with stretched out anuses.

that's perfect then

you mean engineers?

Bring down the central bankers that have ruled the planet for couple hundred years.

seize the means of production and kill the bourgeoisie

building my own music studio and becoming a musician.

Convince the world to all embrace a religion centred around my penis. I know, a very reddit answer but could you imagine? You would be set for life since everyone would want the penis messiah to be ok and live for as long as possible. Anyone I would expose myself to would be eternally thankful I have given them spiritual and religious fulfilment. Women would line up to collect cum for their families to store and cherish as relics for generations.

finish the job

I don't care about a legacy, I wanna have 10 children. I will not experience anything after I die, so why would I care what the world thinks of me when I'm dead?

build working fusion reactor, cure cancer, cure aging, create 100% accurate sexbot

nice

Upload my memories in an immortal inorganic avatar and work to make it accessible to a lot of people within a lifetime, so we can FINALLY explore the universe without our biological limitations.

I'd attempt to become infinitely smart

Become Tony Stark desu.

do a backflip

Chad Insurrection

reverse heat death

so what do you care about the children you left behind after you're dead?

Woah, best answer in the thread.

If you would not fail is it technically an attempt??? Could u attempt something that u wouldn't fail in??

--an act of trying to achieve something, typically one that is unsuccessful or not certain to succeed.

Become God? Or maybe just God of my own universe so I don't piss off any overarching God.

As I already said, I don't, I care about them while I'm living

Reject both nature and society and ascend beyond existence.

bring about peace, ending war

I don't think i'd stop trying to do new things. Sort of addicted to learning and trying. So I'd provide options for everyone to have a decent life and options to pursue almost any avenue for growing internally and externally. Well yea... I don't think i'd stop I'd just go like the energyser bunny.

why stop there?
Become the sole ruler of the world and force peace and prosperity on every nation
change the minds of billions and preach mutual over personal gain
watch humanity achieve its maximum

Omnipotence

butt plugs are specifically designed to NOT stretch out your anus

get back with my gf

colonize the universe...

Get on it then faggot.

Sit at home all day and read all kinds of books. Shit post a little in between maybe

Go back in time to the 1960s and prevent mass immigration into the USA and Europe, and the stagnation of the West.

Or literally rebirth myself as a native ethnic Japanese.

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Solve the problem of problems.

Create a portal gun

I'd prove Euler's fifth postulate using the first four.

make everyone live forever