I just bit into an Aero Bar that had no bubbles. Have you ever won the food lottery?

I once had a kitkat that had no wafer, solid chocolate.

One time I was eating ringolos and I found one that was like a 4" long tube I regret not keeping it

>break room vending machine
>The machine has a horizontal conveyor belt platform that lifts vertically up to the item purchased before returning to line up with the dispensing slot and then advancing it out of the machine
>somehow a bottle of soda has become stuck in the machine in a way that whatever soda you buy, the belt dispenses the previous stuck soda and stops, leaving your selected choice for the next person to get by accident

thats losing the food lottery OP you retard aero is nothing with out the bubbles

but back to the thread: I once got an entire carton of double yolked eggs, it was amazing especially since I make over easy every morning. SO much runny yolk hnnng

fuck reddit and fuck cocksuckers like you. Eat shit

same but with a kitkat chunky. like a yorkie, but with no sections

how about the opposite ? once i was eating chips and bit a piece of cardboard that was soaked in flavoring

Why are you buying Aero bars if you don't want bubbles?

I had a friend that used to send me aero bars when ever a container came from England.

Chocolate melts in the shade here so by the time I got to it there was no bubbles.

It took about 10 years before I visited some family in England and ate one with bubbles in it.

>waiting for a burger at mcdonalds
>looking at the workers make burger after burger so i know when they make mine
>random employee walks by the nugget heating thing, opens it, takes a couple nuggets, eats them and walks away fast
now you know why your ten piece nuggets is actually 9 nuggets
fuck that guy
also saw another employee take a salad for her lunch break and she accidentally knocked the top of the salad revealing 4 big pattyes hidden inside

Scooping chocolate chunk ice cream out of a quart container, bottom third was a giant salty chocolate chunk.

Didn't taste good though, too salty.

sometimes two yolks come out of my eggs

>at McDonald's drive thru with friend
>late night and wanted ice cream
>order two cones and pull up to the window
>two young kids working there, say they're having a contest over who can make the better cone
>they each make a cone and hand them over, we tell them who won
>we all laugh and chat for a second as they casually hand us a bag of food
>say thanks, drive off
>ten seconds later we remember we didn't order any food
We might have been stoned because I remember finding it fucking hilarious. It was just two mcdoubles or something, but still free food

my cousin found a bigass clump of flavor dust in the bottom of a chicken in a biscuit bag. He ate it and pretty much immediately threw up

You lucky son of a gun. I probably cook 300 eggs a day at work and I see a double yolk maybe once every two weeks.

One time I ordered chicken nuggets and instead got my order mistaken and received onion rings. Is that lucky or not?

When you order a six piece nuggets, but you get seven nuggets and a switchblade.

I went to a hamburger place and ordered burger and nuggs. They brought the nuggets first, and when the burger came they plated it with fries even though I didn't order em.

They weren't amazing fries, but free is free.

where is this?

Fun fact: they're almost always working, we just don't feel like firing them up at 11:30PM for one guy.

I once won 3 big macs and 2 McFlurrys in a row during McDonalds Monopoly.

this. the plate says NYC, the ketchup says Japan, and the cup says college cafeteria. the fuck is going on.

Tokyo. I've been living in Japan for a few years so when I go to a big city I like getting American (or at least not Japanese) food for a few meals.

Best meal of the trip was Japanese food though, which I guess isn't surprising.

I found a whole cookie in my cookies 'n' cream ice cream once.

Stop watching employers you fucking creep. Nobody likes getting watched while they work especially by fucking faggots like you.

I know that reference.

Who cares they are fucking dregs of the earth

Got an egg with nine yolks last year.

Why do they eat undercooked eggs user

Not eating KFC does sound like quite a good deal.

what are the chances that kitkat's production line fucked up, and that fucked up bar is delivered to a store near user's house, and is bought by an user who posts in Veeky Forums?

what egg is this?

Your mums

>what egg
Chicken egg

I got two packets of soy sauce in a Pot Noodle once.

Best day of my life, hard to see how birth of children will compete

>eating aero after they brought back wispa

Why?

You sound like the kind of person who enjoys the taste of spit

I used to really like pot noodles but I think they changed the formula or something because I hate them now

Went to McDonald's yesterday and got a McFlurry with at least double serving of chocolate. It almost got me sick.

>mcdonalds
>order a 99p cheeseburger
>get given a £1.49 double cheeseburger instead