What the fuck

JunkTop
JunkTop

drink coffe
all it does is raise my heart rate and make me sweat while I remain as tired as before
what the fuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
It usually does that when my health is shitty. Are you eating a nutritious diet? Do you drink a lot of alcohol?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
stop

Supergrass
Supergrass

Got this hot ticket form 9gag.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
I eat pretty healthily yes. but I dont drink soda or anything caffeinated or high in sugar really
I just wish I could enjoy a nice cup of coffee every morning

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
I usually just poop myself.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

drink coffee
it triggers mania

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
usually poop myself
time to make changes, son

Playboyize
Playboyize

@JunkTop
You're weak. I drink 6 cups of black Folgers Classic Roast at a time

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
"Look at me guys, I'm a hardcore addict" the post.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@JunkTop
Some people just have genes that make their bodies react badly to caffeine. Some people hardly react to it at all.

Could also be that you're drinking it on an empty stomach or drinking too much at once. You'll feel a lot different if you slowly sip a cup compared to chugging it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
Folger's

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
you know that might be it
usually when I drink coffee its with breakfast so my stomach is pretty much empty at that point. and I also do in fact pretty much chug it down, not the whole cup but I definitely dont sip because I get pretty thirsty in the mornings especially with breakfast

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stupidasole
I was lying on my bed face down the other day and felt a fart coming. Thing is when I pushed it out it was hot sloppy poo. Thankfully my fat asscheeks held it in place while I waddled to the toilet

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You should drink coffee for the taste, not for the physical effect it has on you. If you drink it to wake up, that's what's gonna make you addicted.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
good lord user

Supergrass
Supergrass

@JunkTop
I know how you feel user. Coffee just makes me feel ill I don't feel energized at all

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
This happened to me at work while hungover once, except it was triggered by a sneeze.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TechHater
Yeah, I had the same issue but when I wait until I'm finished eating to have a cup of coffee I feel fine. Have water/milk/juice/etc. during breakfast and have the coffee after.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@JunkTop

Yeah it just makes me tired as shit but jittery and unable to sleep even if I want to.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Coffee can make ADHD people more tired or just do nothing for them. No idea why.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lunatick
have stomach-churning diarrhea
running to the bathroom
mfw I feel a strong sneeze coming through

SniperGod
SniperGod

Coffee gives me gas. Am i unwhite?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If I drink too much coffee I end up a bit jittery and my heart races and i sweat and pee a lot. Makes it harder to focus on work, chugging water helps a bit.

FastChef
FastChef

@Methnerd
Once I remember I was hot stepping it home because I could feel I was about to shit and just as I got my pants down outside the toilet the feeling was too strong and I was LITERALLY paralyzed. I felt like if I moved my legs an inch I was going to shit myself there and then

So I just reached behind and started pooing in my hand as slowly as I could manage while edging closer and closer to the toilet.

Wasn't too bad in the end. Just had to wash my hands for awhile after

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
Oh my

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@JunkTop
drink coffe
all it does is raise my heart rate and make me sweat while I remain as tired as before
what the fuck
A perfect issue of broken crutch

Grow a pair faggot

takes2long
takes2long

Coffee gives me watery diarrhea shits

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evil_kitten
It's called De-café.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

up all night, sun is up
drink coffee
keeps me awake for 2 extra hours
fall asleep, dream for what felt like days, only slept 3 hours and didn't feel tired at all

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
I've always found coffee to be a terrible solution for feeling tired. A moderate amounts of amphetamine does a much better job. Nowadays I just make sure I get anough sleep.

5mileys
5mileys

@Playboyize
Here's a cookie. You've earned it.

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