Want another Veeky Forums meetup

>want another Veeky Forums meetup
>remember the last meetup with the cum brownies and the toenail goulash and immediately squash that idea

Great thread OP, 10/10

The next one can be at my house because I'm too afraid to leave and still want to enjoy company.

kill yourself faggot

Fuck off, retard.

>agree to go to Veeky Forums meet up with my friend
>can't stop thinking meetups are a bad idea
>get there
>7 or 8 people there, some typical Veeky Forums autists, one or two decent looking normies
>want to leave after 15 minutes because everything so awkward
>suddenly Mexican guy shows up and says "don't worry guys, I brought the tendies"
>start getting my stuff together to leave
>guy starts bringing in catering trays full of breaded chicken strips and mashed potatoes and mac and cheese
>family owns a catering business down the street
>mother of fuck the food's actually good
>everyone loosens up
>still talk to a one of the guys every now and then

Worked out pretty well. Thanks again Marco.

This literally never happened

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>things I didn't personally attend didn't happen

You must have been fun in history class.

Do YOU have a single fact to back it up you lying faggot?

>yeah guys I really went to a Veeky Forums themed gathering and we all ate some memes it was fucking sick haha

Listen to how ridiculous you sound

>Veeky Forums themed gathering
>ate some memes

Yeah, checks out.

Why are you so mad and aggressive?

I remember the one last year where someone made green frog meme biscuits and no one ate them

Hey no problemo my good friend, my dad wanted to say thanks for the good publicity he really appreciated all the meme ideas. We ended up going with "Tendies...FOR U" and a giant picture of a tendie with Bane's face superimposed over it. Pretty silly right lol xD Catch you later D-money

There's your two You's. Next time, go to the meetup instead of just being mad other people had fun.

I didn't even realize Veeky Forums had meetups, what city was yours in just outta curiosity?

>hanging around with people from Veeky Forums
>fun

i am an actual oldfag and i have never once met or wanted to meet anyone from this site. if your story is real he probably scratched his ass crack and then sprinkled dead asscrack skin flakes on your macaroni or something.

Madison, WI.

There was one in Chicago too that had a handful of people. There was one more on the west coast that looked fairly successful as well. NorCal somewhere?

>mexican
>tendies

Mexicans don't eat tendies

>cum brownies
That was a /k/ meet up and it was a joke.

Luckily that was the only time in the history of ever that someone made cum brownies and that the copycat nature of Veeky Forums never means that people imitate things they may find funny. I was at the cum brownie Veeky Forums meetup. It was me and twelve other people in Kansas City. It was shit.

>he doesn't remember the kansas city meet and greet

I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED

>go to Veeky Forums meetup at local McDons
>everyone orders the junior mcchicken sandwich ironically and looks at each other smugly

I wouldn't mind going to a fast food restaurant with Veeky Forums and discussing what we have cooked lately. Better would be to go to someone's house who has prepared from scratch marijuana edibles and watch a movie or something.

cum brownies was /k/ wasnt it? it was fake either way. Veeky Forums meetups seem so pointless

Anyone in San Diego should go to my restaurant.

>Veeky Forums meet up
Pure cancer. Always will be. Anonymity is what separates Veeky Forums and reddit. Go there if you want to make autistic internet friends

I thought cum brownies were from a /k/ meetup.

I would meet up with anons in NYC with the caveat that we eat at an upscale bar, just to weed out any trashy autist kids who can't even behave like an adults.

Richfags out. NEETs will always rule Veeky Forums.

Good idea desu

I've never done a group meetup-- I'm sure they can be pretty bad-- but I have met two people IRL from here. They were both really nice guys, not even memelords. The type of guys who just stop through at whatever select boards and don't really give a shit about the whole mr. expert Veeky Forums persona. One of them actually ended up becoming a close friend of mine.

The key thing was to message back and forth with them a bit just for the sake of vetting, then to meet at a very public location like a coffee shop. But anyway, both of them were just weird but cool guys in their twenties, pretty typical of this place.

i agree, meetups at mcdonalds and the liks are such an awful idea

Well I would have to say its very suprising that the discord shills shill their chat client on almost every board except ck
unless theirs an al/ck/ discord that I am unaware of.

anyways.

have a set time
everyone logs on to discord.
eats with other anons.

no video chat so don't have to worry about making eye contact.

as a plus I have always wanted a Veeky Forums burping contest.

i went to a brony meetup when i was 14. never again man, never again

I was there at ground kontrol for 4chans borthday party in portland
I think it was in 2013 but Im not sure.

I joined the line briefly at voodoo donuts and saw moot there. Got bashful and left to go home so I could get up early and go to school and work.

Well I don't know what the fuck you were expecting, dude.

Tempted to make a thread for an NYC meetup, will let the post simmer in here and see if some interest crops up

id talked to them online beforehand and they actually seemed normal. then irl... i should have 360d but i stayed a while

What about my idea?

cum brownies were at a /k/ meet up, those guys get handjobs from their mom and shit, they are way worse than Veeky Forums

You sound like an autistic loser, and if you are friends with these people, I assume they are too.

Cringeworthy.

Why? What would be wrong with meeting at someone's house or apartment to get stoned?

Let's continue this conversation elsewhere

But meeting at an expensive bar is cool?

You are so fucking retarded, and cringeworthy and cancerous. I weep that there are so many posters like you here now. This is my final reply.

You sound super fun to meet in person.

woah watch out guys, the ultimate judge is here to get his rocks off insulting people on Veeky Forums for literally no reason

>There was one in Chicago too that had a handful of people
Three, to be exact, and one of them just went to take photos of the other two but never spoke to them or joined them.

Miss ya, lederp.

>one of them just went to take photos of the other two but never spoke to them
what the fuck
there's far too many Veeky Forums meetup horror stories as it is

You cannot possibly have been here more than a year if you want to meet any of the fucking autistic losers on this website. I'm immediately disgusted just by hearing someone mention the word "Veeky Forums" in real life. Just because I browse here doesn't mean I want to ever talk to or see any of you retarded assholes.

I have no desire to go to any Veeky Forums meet up after seeing pics of the Veeky Forums meet desu.

I don't think you understand the logic of wanting to meet somebody off Veeky Forums.

The logic is that they will be just like you, a gem in this sea of shit. A like-minded, interesting individual. And obviously you already have a ton of topics to discuss just by virtue of both being part of the community. But yes, the darker truth is that a lot of the people here really are anti-social assholes who use this website as an outlet for their insecurities and a means to bully others into the same cynical worldview they have.

>Miss ya, lederp.
If I recall correctly that was a fifteen year old girl

Yeah going to a fast food joint to meet children and get photographed by autistic weirdos from a distance sounds like a really great idea

>The logic is that they will be just like you, a gem in this sea of shit. A like-minded, interesting individual.
That's actually worse. It's why Toronto is banned.

werent cum brownies in the /k/ meetup?

well really it depends on the fast food. personally i cant stand much fastfood. i think a picnic bbq where everyone brings stuff is a good idea, but of course people will do fake "lol cum bronei" instead of taking it seriously. so a family restaurant might be better.

yes, read thread

I live in Madison, I would totally host a meet-up except for the fact that I'm a hardcore leftie as are most of my friends and I only visit Veeky Forums secretly as my guilty pleasure.

If half of you guys weren't literal Nazis this could have worked out.

I mean, say what you want about the tenentts of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

I'm in NYC for the next 3 weeks actually, and I'm not a poor underage autist. Meeting at a nice bar or restaurant sounds like it would be a great way to keep out cum brownies.

An ethos that I happily tolerate in the sewers of the internet because I have sick humor, but one that I would still never voluntarily interact with. Besides, a ton of my friends are gay or minorities so Nazis wouldn't even like it anyway. *shrug desu*

I'd be ok with this. Or any restaurant with a dress code.

It'll end up being a secret gay bar.

>suddenly Mexican guy shows up and says "don't worry guys, I brought the tendies"
>start getting my stuff together to leave
this made me laugh, user thanks
i imagined you just grabbing your things much faster once you heard it

It could be a gay bar if you guys know the scene, as long as it's someplace you CAN'T get away with ordering a cold water and fries. Dress code would be an added nice touch.

A gay bar is fine, but the only ones I know are dives, leather bars, or sports bars

sorry but drugs are not my thing

I'm at work but I'll periodically check back.

If anyone is making a thread for this post in this thread with the link and I'll keep up.

any cute autistic girls?

one fat one, but she was withca neckbeard. everyone else was either fat or ultra skeleton mode. i brought cupcakes (because that was something related to mlp at least) but everyone else brought packaged shit.

>i am an actual oldfag
Wew, you sound like kind of a big deal.

This board is mostly normies and al/ck/s or a mixture of the two. Sad that the ones who would show for a meetup are the NEETs, since the rest of us wouldn't have time.

nothing wrong with neets, its when they cant seperate Veeky Forums from reality. you dont say stupid shit and recite memes in real life. this was mlp, not ck though. but each board is the same. see the fa meetup for example

Anyone in New york wanna do a Veeky Forums meetup tho? theres actual good food here.

jesus, every single person in this picture looks like a school shooter

so much for global rule #2

I'm sure it's great, wash it down with a $12 IPA

>drinking IPA with decent food
He probably didn't mean tater tot pizza with ranch, Wisconsin

I've been this several /k/ meets, and everyone I've met has become a great friend. I don't think Veeky Forums would be any different. There are some anons from GA on here and it'd be cool to do a South East Veeky Forums meet

i cant say i always followed rule 3 but i was never one to post much (mainly stuck on g when it was actually about technology) but fa is quite bad with this, something like 40% of the board is 16 and under

>have a job over the summer
>normie as fuck co-worker mentions Veeky Forums
>steadily reveals he is definitely not normie as fuck
> weeaboo power level
>surreal conversations about onnaholes and wanting to get a dakimakura
>said he wanted to do a meetup but no one responded

all in all he was a pretty cool guy, but he is quite possibly the exception to the rule, especially since his favorite board is /r9k/.

sam if youre lurking, stop shitposting please.

Christ, I've never pictured the anons I'm communicating with on Veeky Forums looking like that lineup, holy shit! I'd better rethink if I really belong here. I mean I have iconoclast ideas but I don't run around in public looking like a retarded space alien.

That was Veeky Forums

idk mentioning Veeky Forums often makes no sense. i deducted that a friend browsed /v/ once. he was usually chill in real life. played terraria with him for a bit.

the funny thing is that these people are are try hard as fuck. i mean yes goth ninja was a prominent part of Veeky Forums back in 2012 13 but none of them even pull it off properly nor did any buy the right shoes. i think theres some projects but they look so old.

First on the left: "Why the fuck am I being seen in public with these retards?"

Third from the left: pink fisherman's hat? 10-1 he's got a Rainbow Dash fleshlight.

Fourth from the left: He reminds me of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

Fifth from the right: Professional wedgie connoisseur.

Fourth from the roof: Dylan roof aficionado.

Third from right: Survey says, "future goth club fuccboi".

Second from right: I want to be goth, but my mom takes me for this dorky haircut every other week.

the guy on the right and the bucket hat guy are the only decently dressed people. everyone else looks so clashing.

>Second from right: I want to be goth, but my mom takes me for this dorky haircut every other week.

kek

It was the Kansas City Veeky Forums meetup. Someone took the idea from /k/ and actually did it. Did you even read the thread?

Is this a club for highschool kids that have to wear their pants from fifth grade

>Veeky Forums - the board that knows nothing about fashion
>Veeky Forums - the board that knows nothing about fitness or nutrition
>Veeky Forums - the board that knows nothing about literature
>/mu/ - the board that knows nothing about music
>Veeky Forums - the board that...

So did you guys meetup at someone's house in KC or somewhere in public? Ihave to say anything other than a public place would carry some risk. I know most people are decent if a little weird, but I'm fairly certain there are a few real whackos running around.

Actually the truth is all Veeky Forums boards have two main types of posters. ~70% newfags who know little about the board subject and are there for the memes (in case of /tv/ this percentage is much higher, for something like Veeky Forums much lower). ~30% people who are really into the board subject but because of being contrarian and ironic have very exclusionary tastes and usually not in a good way.

The only successful meetup I've ever seen was the Veeky Forumstists. Just 7 guys hanging out in a a parking lot, posing by their cars and talking.

We met at a local park. It was just really awkward and weird. We tried to play frisbee but we got annoyed chasing after it. We ate in relative silence for a while until the guy brought out the brownies and said he baked them special. Two people had a piece before he said they were cum brownies and I left immediately.

>until the guy brought out the brownies and said he baked them special. Two people had a piece before he said they were cum brownies and I left immediately.

jesus did you people never hear about the /k/um brownies

that was literally years ago and people meme about it all the time still

I don't visit /k/, and it wouldn't surprise me if others didn't either. I only found out about it being a meme after the fact.

>I don't visit /k/

/pol/tards that infest /k/ brought it to /v/ and then it spread like wildfire.

or it seems like that to me because Veeky Forums is the only social site i use, but still, why would you trust the cooking of anyone from an indian piss bottle forum.

The fuck, I lived in Madison for almost 6 years til recently and never saw anything about a meetup. Fuck I can't believe I missed it.

Madison is a food person's paradise though desu.

I feel like that's good. The 30% create a toxic environment for the 70% so there's high turnover and less fags.