Why do Americans do this?

Why do Americans do this?

Because freedom.
Do you hate freedom you communist?

How do you even eat that? With your hands?

You shove the entire jar up your butt.

it's not about eating it
it's about being able to tell people you ate X-in-a-jar when they tell you they like X

makes them feel like their whole life is in a jar.

>it's about being able to tell people you ate X-in-a-jar when they tell you they like X
Pretty spot on. Fuck I hate human civilization more every day.

waaaaaaaaayy up your butthole

Don't be scared to say ass, arse, anus, rectum, shitbox, dirt box, poo pipe, chocolate starfish, chocolate factory, shitter, spider, balloon knot, cavity, stinker, poop chute, sphincter, up the guts, rusty penny, batty 'ole, bum hole or asshole.

sometimes I reserve "butt" for delivery's sake
up the butt

Some people just don't get it.
They end up being the butt of the joke.

OBSESSED

What is it

Is that... vanilla ice cream on top of pulled pork and baked beans?

Mashed potatoes I assume.

I hope it's mashed potatoes

I don't know. Why do Italians put spaghetti with cut up hot dogs inside a thermos?

Because it's at least two scoops.

British working class eat beans on toast as a snack and get lambasted for it.
Americans eat it in jars like trendy twats and pay trendy twat prices. You really are a bunch of fucking nonces and the sooner you beard oiling, facial grooming pansies get bred out because white women see right through your faggotary nonsense the better.

Right one looks like a Genie in a jar

>not using wide mouth jars
just amateurish

shut up you ugly brit i can hear your shitty teeth and double-decker horse gums from here fuck you inbred motherfucker

Everyone he's crying. The nu-male faggots crying.
Great originality by the way, you showed me.

>have all the food
>do anything we want

Bend the knee

There were not enough obsession threads on the front page so I'll bump this one

fuck you caloreesi

Isnt this one of the dishes from fucking sweet genius

WE dont
NIGGERS do

You forgot bunghole asswipe.

Because it's trendy for (Slightly better than casual) restaurants to serve stuff in mason jars

It's looks kinda cool I guess

Because they dont

This supposedly originated from Napa Valley, California's wine region.

I wondered who could have come up with such terrible trend, and when I read this, it made perfect sense.

You just stick your tongue in it and lick it clean.

What, your tongue isn't long enough? No wonder your girlfriend keeps coming by my place.

2/10
At least you tried.

Reported. This is a blue board.

My brother drank creamy stuff from an ice shotglass but wouldn't lick the inside because he was like "hurr durr I'm a manly man and men don't do that"

OP's image is a solid argument against freedom of expression.

People doing stuff because they CAN, but unable to stop and think whether they SHOULD.

Sounds like a closet fag

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