Fictional Food, Fictional Food Recipe Zap Apple Jam
INGREDIANTS Apple sauce Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple food colorings Plain gelatin Sugar
How to make the jam Mash the gelatin, then add all the food colorings in one at a time. Add apple sauce in the gelatin-rainbow mix. Add sugar. Put the jam in the fridge and let it be a little cold. Get it out of the fridge early. Done! You can add the jam in a empty jar, or spread in on toast!! YUMM!!!!!
Logan Jenkins
No Zap Apples?
Jacob Nelson
>le sugar and food colourings >pridists in charge of cooking
Dylan Taylor
why the fuck did they ever get rid of this
Benjamin Fisher
wrong thread sorry about that
Sebastian Price
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Brody Nelson
Apple sauce and food coloring. Impressive.
Carson Cook
Don't make me convince Lee to start posting here
Aaron Rogers
i always wondered how to make all those foods you find in neopets.
Parker Lee
>fag sauce ew
Blake Turner
>dung omelette
Colton Long
>tries to make zap apple JAM >adds apple SAUCE
Julian Walker
>Implying the demon needs convincing.
Alexander White
you guys realize this is pony shit right
Christian Ross
Pony shit is brown and usually found in a pile in a field you retard.
Asher Parker
I hate how shitty this recipe is so much that I'm actually going to learn how to make jam just so I can make it better.
Chase Robinson
Die you fucking Barneyfag
Ryder Perez
>9 hours late You're slipping.
Leo Martinez
He has to get ready to watch his fag horse cartoon.
Isaiah Carter
Jesus Christ you guys i was exited to see some good shit in here but now this thread has turned into "mah ponys" and "mah anti-ponys". no one has posted an actual recipe in here beside OP
Austin Rogers
That isn't a recipe, its a craft project.
Bentley King
fuck you're right
Carson Thompson
Not even a jam? It's literally just applesauce and food coloring.
Yo slippin' up.
Thomas Howard
Jam making is basically making a fruit mush and adding lots and lots and lots of sugar and then boiling the mix. It's not an interesting process really. Of course, I might just be bitter because mom used to make me make jam and all sorts of canned goods with her.
Levi Hill
>mom used to make me make jam... her Tell me more.
Carter Powell
That's what happens when Barneyfags shill
Hunter Hill
My family is a bunch of farmers and we can a lot of our produce for our own use or to sell at the local farmer's market. When you've got a shit ton of grapes or berries to pick and turn into jam before they rot, you can use all the help you can get, even if that means child labor.
Jose Lopez
>make jam and all sorts of canned goods with her.
i think hes saying your wording was off and it sounded like you were making mom jam.
William Sanchez
Oh. Well, at the risk of sounding like an edgyfag, there were plenty of times I wish I could have mashed her up and boiled her instead of the fruit.
Kevin Morales
thats not that edgy. who hasn't wanted to kill their parents at least once?
John Cox
I was looking at it more on the incest side, but if you wanna go all Lector, that works too.
Ethan Cox
Should add a little citric acid for the "zap" part.
Hunter Thompson
This looks fucking disgusting.
Isaiah Sanchez
it is
Alexander Lopez
I hate them
Juan King
the fuck?
Noah Murphy
Just ignore him, he has autism.
Chase Torres
I was gonna post what about neopets food. I always liked all the art from that game.