Where's the webm thread

Legitimately what is this? Where is this? How does one conceive of such an idea?

Requesting rare /jacks/

Mexican food.

i mean, i guess it's fun to watch, but why the fuck would he waste money on getting such small ass bags of chips?

lol no. tourist food in mexico. huge difference.

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Everytime i see that webm I want to punch someone. What the fuck is this anyway? I'd rather starve than eat this shit

Keep thinking thinking that Paco.

explain yourself, mexico.

Look at how tuckered into the eggs he is. Why does he look so tired? The way he looks at the camera and the other person, almost like a silent expression of "HELP ME"

its just an egg sandwich. A shitty one.

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>the keto burger

This triggered me more than anything I've seen on Veeky Forums in a long time

There isn't even a soft bun to soak up the egg yolk you monster what is wrong with you

Dude avocado and bacon lmao

you think you could go toe-to-toe with the fucking egg king?

I am the distraught man of many eggs, these are my eggs, this is my egg domain, please come and have some eggs.

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All it needs now is some sriracha

can someone please point me in the direction of more retarded recipes with an over-use of avocados

Looks like Shrek's puke

i dont understand whats going on here

that avocado is very young. inedible

disgusting

I'd eat it.

>avacado is a healthier substitute for cheese

come say that to my face faggot see what happens

an entire avacado is pretty un healthy, the greenest parts are healthy fat but the rest of it is just fat; couple slices and ur good. Cheese is better for you if you eatin the whole avacado.

That's India you idiot

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It's cause he can't leave until he cooks ALL the eggs

Gib arm rest sitter bikini gf

Mexican Contemporary Cousine

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I just grated 30 degrees of parm reg today.

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nice and T H I C C

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What in God's name is this evil looking creature

Cheese pulls are so dumb. You are letting all the cheese be pulled out of the dish.

A weird pizza with squid ink in the dough.

Oh baby.

That's an Asian.

>filename
>starts with avocado
>major_red_flag.sav
>ends with inedible statue of Hulk's shit and egg cum dripping down the side.

Fucking revolting. I don't think I will ever have an appetite ever again in my entire life. Fuck you. Whoever thinks any of that shit is even remotely okay needs to be purged.

>Hot dog and cheese held at wrong angles to each other

Who was more to blame here?

>that pity look

LOL

hes got the face of a kid who just pooped their pants.

How does he get out?

Thanks, i have autism now.

what the fuck am I supposed to do with this, shove it in my asshole?

He looks like a cartoon character.

>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add cheese
?

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These webms always make me hungry

You consider THAT the egg king? Some shitskin literal who serving shitty plain fried egg sandwiches on paper plates? I could better eggs with my asshole.

this sums up the worstgen for me

their best cooking is homemade toddlerfood with bullshit superfood substitutes

wa fucking la, post that shit on social media asap

I wish I could make dim sum like that. unf

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goddamnit this shit is funny

looks like a sweet potato pizza with red beans on top.

ive had it before. koreans are weird, man.

The Virgin scramble VS the Chad Fry

this is what tuco did before he got into the meth game

but how big was the wheel? is it a standard size?

i was on board up until the macaroni

like what the fuck, that would have been delicious to spread on a burger or sandwich or something, but you just HAD to mix it with pasta.

>the virgin egg hovel vs the chad egg fort

whos that guy that has a youtube channel that cooks really fattening and gross looking meals that always gets posted in these?

the cooking with jack show

thank you, what are some good videos of his to show people

youtube.com/watch?v=P4FLNDMEok4

start with this one

what is this?

Mexican junk food please, only poor people eat that shit here.

seriously can someone link me to all the bullshit facebook avocado videos you can find, I want to make a full set of webms

the more absurd the recipe (and the more shoehorned in the avocado) the better.

rofl

>lets put in some high calorie avacado
>now time for a low calorie soft cheese
>it's a healthier choice
>now.... let's top with cheese....

He doesn't get to leave

What is this from?

>white people food

Stunning. Absolutely stunning. How this man is allowed to roam free among us I will never understand. Jesus Christ. It's not just the fact that he doesn't understand basic cooking, he can't even grasp basic hygiene it seems. I want to set his house on fire and spray him with a firehose.

So all of you then?

Sorry no idea

I wanna be there to smell that

Eat Drink Man Woman 1994

youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

My favorite part of this is when she cuts the chip bag and uses tongs to plate the chips

How do you guys like your pizza?

Poor bastard has to cook his way out

prove it, or stop talking shit

It's a prison spread possibly, looks like items from a prison commissary

Man, Jim Sterling has really let himself go...

That is actually the type of pizza that I like. I mean hell, I'm already eating something that's unhealthy as crap, so I might as well go to the extreme and indulge myself.