I told my gf to hold up her margarita to show you guys how big it is

Dropped.

this is how I feel and look right now

Wut? There's at most three shots of liquor in there. The rest is mixer and ice. You really think she can't handle that little alcohol over the course of the 20-30 minutes it would take her to drink all of that?

I down 5oz of booze before I start seriously drinking.

Fuck off retard.

No. You.

>responsible parenting

bro work on context comprehension man... don't do this bro... stop being stupid bro...

Well of course she whores her self out to reddit fags, that doesn't make her any less /ourgirl/ m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4TJnTKWfXU

>context comprehension

She's a porn star. That's the context. She spends her off-time getting high, drinking, and eating. She has no gag reflex and is surely an al/ck/oholic. What am I missing?

Your brain apparently. Stop posting.

you're embarrassing yourself dude

wonder if anyone took her up on that

A non autistic brain. "theres no way she can handle all that" is a joke comparing that big drink for you to the massive dongs she's taken

Okay. If it wasn't clear I"m drunk, and an alcoholic. I apologize for missing the joke and providing a serious response. Did I mention that I'm drunk?

Maybe you're girlfriend is just small?

Is that a broccoli mojito?

She needs to be thrown in a concentration camp.

This thread gives me deja vu.

Wait, Lexi Belle posts on Veeky Forums?

>my girlfriend is a pornstar
KEK

I'm just waiting for the Lexi Belle McChicken photo OP so Veeky Forums can lose it's mind.

shes one of the blacked posters

(you)

>I guess being in porn pounds away at the calories
KEK

The sad part is she chubbed up, just like """Lil""" Candy.

Cant see her body but she looks like she's doing meth