This is the next albert einstein, say something nice about her

w8t4u
w8t4u

this is the next albert einstein, say something nice about her

Methnerd
Methnerd

@w8t4u
I'm pretty sure the rate at which young prodigies called the next Einstein actually end up becoming famous and accomplished physicists is somewhere around 0%.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
She hasnt done anything relevant lol

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
Every time some major breakthrough comes out it's either somebody that's already famous or some random autist nobody ever heard of before

whereismyname
whereismyname

@LuckyDusty
Every time some major breakthrough comes out it's either somebody I've heard of or somebody I haven't

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
or some random autist nobody ever heard of before
Unknown Swiss patent clerk sends in a few papers he cooked up in his spare time, changes physics forever.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
Why haven't I heard about this?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
I mean somebody who's already famous for solving famous problems, who was at first a random autist.

In other words, it's never ever some promising youth or "the next einstein!" that the news likes to prop up

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@w8t4u
Traps are gay

farquit
farquit

@Spazyfool
1905, some wage slave sends in:
- Photoelectric effect
- Brownian motion
- Special relativity
- Mass-energy equivalence

To a resounding... nothing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
No, this one person I know is the next Einstein. Just wait until they do something important and you'll see!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
lmao what a fucking nigger no wonder nobody remembers him.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methnerd
@Supergrass
it's never ever some promising youth or "the next einstein!" that the news likes to prop up
We (mankind in general) are extremely bad at making specific guesses about how the future will turn out unless it's highly regular shit like predicting the motion of celestial bodies.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

She needs to breed with a proper PHENOTYPICALLY endowed BRAIN BULL.

massdebater
massdebater

@StrangeWizard
really not that far off

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
transfer of physical information into digital information
extremely bad at making specific guesses

ok kid

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
Handcranking a machine that physical grinds up literal books into electrical impulses wired into students' brains is pretty fucking far off you simpleton.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
Just looking at her face you can see that she has experienced the might of the BBC.

(this is a compliment)

takes2long
takes2long

woman, tanned skin, long hair
anything like albert einstein

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
Not working in AI or something useful. Might as well be doing porn instead. It's like becoming a master go player. Takes insane IQ.

Except in this case it's worse since she isn't even going to be for entertainment.

FastChef
FastChef

@w8t4u
blocks your path

w8t4u
w8t4u

@w8t4u
Since when was this board for edgy 13 year olds?

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
Hahah, what a faggot. I wanna build shit that I can sell to the wealthiest military.

tfw war is overrated for others, bitchen for me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@w8t4u

I still call him a fraud and I can see the fifth dimension.

Guess how that helped my life so far...it hasnt...just havent connected it to special relativity. Once done a working model for the entire universe, mapped.

Dropped out, essentially, in 9th grade so no goo with number, only dynamics

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@w8t4u
totally irrelevant, kek. her work is pretty much nothing compared to what others achieve at her age. but she has a cunt so she's important and needs loads of awards

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@w8t4u
she has a stronk forehead

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked

P H E N O T Y P E

Evilember
Evilember

@FastChef
*unsheathes katana*
heh.. can you even grasp the infinitude of the everett-teichm├╝ller universes at each moment of existance... kid?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@w8t4u
She's not unattractive and she has a high IQ (minimum 130). I'd slay.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Science had a good run. They discovered many truths of existence which exacerbated enlightenment. Everything major has been accomplished already. Sure, there are break-throughs left for medicine or technology, but the study of nature itself has pretty much run its course. Good show! The End!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
Pokes his head, pencil neck breaks

King_Martha
King_Martha

@w8t4u
I'd eat the ass of the next albert einstein

Skullbone
Skullbone

@King_Martha
She's not that good looking but I'd trade looks for intelligence and put some babies in her.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
plz don't compare him with heathen physicists, he is the perfect example of the conceptual superiority of math over physics desu

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
I'd eat the ass of the last albert einstein

askme
askme

@FastChef
did he sneeze on his phone before taking that selfie?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evilember
does anyone even understand his theory enough to see if his proof is bullshit or not?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
Terrence Tao

5mileys
5mileys

@Bidwell
multiple number theorists have confirmed it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
Yes several people have gone through it but the strange thing is that once they have understood it they are no longer capable of explaining it. Makes you think...

Booteefool
Booteefool

@w8t4u

Who is this Semon Demon?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Booteefool
read the filename you oaf

StonedTime
StonedTime

@lostmypassword
once they have understood it they are no longer capable of explaining it
sounds like they wasted months or years trying to understand it, realized they still didn't understand it and resorted to pretending they understand it so their colleagues wouldn't laugh at them for wasting their time

Soft_member
Soft_member

@farquit

mentions special rel. and not general rel.

kys

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
is it just me or does he look like black science man in that pic?

Inmate
Inmate

@Soft_member

1905

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Skullbone

go back to your containment board manchild

she has done a hell of lot more than you you fucking shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

@idontknow
brains
digital information
Your Nobel prize is in the mail.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
Alberta Eisenstein
Ftfy

WebTool
WebTool

@Spamalot
/thread

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
he clicks on internet clickbaits

askme
askme

@w8t4u
Why the hell is she notable at all? She's just a grad student. Just like that black girl who does videos for PBS. I'm all for including people but this has "muh diversity" written all over it. Somebody put her out there to serve an agenda.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spamalot
...hasn't made any major breakthroughs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@askme
Authored the last of a three-paper series on a (hypothetical?) new spin effect which was cited in a Hawking's paper. It was based on work done in an undergrad project/internship. Not a genius but more successful than most grad students.

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