This is not normal

Get back to prepping your wife's bull, cuck

Based on what? Your wishful thinking?

>muh naturalistic fallacy
Stay in the past, grandpa. I'll be flying my jetpack after getting out of my self driving car.

it's not normal, it's fantastic. modern science.

well, if you don't use it you'll be dead, i'll let your children know if the anti-aging vaccine works.

obama is turning the frogs gay

It's better than normal

pssst, guess how they make insulin

Tomatoes aren't normal, they're the result of intense selective breeding.

this. this is what a real, original tomato looks like. anything bigger than that is genetically modified essentially

check em?

checked

Since there's a tomato thread going.

I ate at what I can only call a hipster/farm to table type of restaurant for brunch this weekend. I had eggs benedict. It included a fried tomato as one of the layers of the benedict.

The tomato had strange bumps all over it that looked exactly like the small ball-like crumbs of an english muffin. Which I would think would be due to the fact a benedict is on an english muffin. Except the tomato was not touching the muffin at all.

What might those tiny little bumps have been? A specific type of tomato? A reaction to being "fried"?

side note: the tomato wasn't fried like batter fried. It honestly didn't look any different from any other slice of tomato. It looked griddled at best.

>mfw it actually turned out they really are turning the freaking frogs gay

dead skin scrapped off the hipsters beard/mustache

>the flouride in our water is making us sterile
It's actually atrazine that does that.
t. /pol/

So I have a question.

Did the scientists simply alter the genetic makeup of these tomatoes or did they introduce something to them?

If they just altered it why would anyone care? It's not like they're injecting it with poison.

>not having a beard
Really toggles my cats, could you be any more of an Elf?

yeah but I don't put vaccines in my body

>If they just altered it why would anyone care
I assume they just turned off specific genes.
Either way the only argument about this being a negative is monstanto (now owned by bayer) IP issues. Like you're not allowed to farm those tomatoes without paying monstanto licensing fees.

Trans, actually

Same fucked up thing

and these are still the best tasting kind, I guess that makes sense

>This is not normal.
the entire point of GMO is that it's not normal, tjat's the selling point

I feel sorry for people eating this trash

Can I get gene-silenced and live to 300?

are you fucking retarded? the one on the right is overcooked.

>t. Monsanto

What the hell. My tomatoes are rotten within 5 days.

Our kid's kids will live to 300. We're fucked.

Some of them have fish genes and other non tomato genes, but thats not the only problems with gene mods, non fertile seed, corporations owning the "seed" so you cant farm them without paying, no test on new gene splices since its not economically possible(so its a gamble if its safe evey time)

I seem to remember a story from years ago that said that when coroners cut up people who ate a lot of tomatoes they found the stomach had been preserved quite well.

selective breeding =/= gene modding

I rarely say this but FPBP

Splicing in jellyfish genes to produce fruit which glows in the dark is perfectly natural goy

this is ridiculous. the color depends on what the chicken eat. feed them carrots and the eggs will have strong colors, feed them soy, and the eggs will come out pale.

how's the GED going?

you're a fucking retard there is a HUGE difference between selecting for larger tomatoes over time and making genetic leaps of faith which run a total risk of ruin to the system

>How to tell if someone is a moron on the internet

don't forget the cherry-picked egg sizes

It was a beefsteak tomato

Those are good for tomato salads

Heirloom tomatoes are distinctly hipster.
Could be almost anything.

>people who dont know how to boil a fucking egg
top fucking kek

Define normal you monstrous faggot

Worst part is that the ones on the right will still taste like shit, you just won't know to avoid the old ones.

>This is not normal.
That's kinda the point

>types of tomatoes that existed at least as early as the 19th century are hipster

I suppose the further back we go in time the more hipsters we find? I would have loved to be at the Woodstock circa 6500 BC in ancient mesopotamia.

Modifying a gene can have unpredicted side effects. Maybe it makes them unhealthy

>retards will keep giving (You)s to this

>electricity isnt normal

you would be surprised at how small of a difference there actually is

kek

>playing randomly with millions of genes is safer than picking just the handful useful ones that you correctly identified and studied

GUYS
THERE ARE CHEMICALS INSIDE US RIGHT NOW
EVERYONE FUCKING SCATTER

wow solid evidence then, everyone start riots right now

How the fuck do you know what it would do?

We don't even have an idea of how a drug like that would work, let alone the side effects

We'd need to do comprehensive trials first

>oceans boiling over due to climate change.
>nuclear winter cancels this
>400 years old, comfy ad
Damn I'm jealous of my kid.

Flavr Savr tomato's havent been on shelves for 15 years you fucking mong

tomatos are all traditionally bred

here are all the GMO crops:
Corn (Feed, fuel, and processing)
Soybean (Processing)
Cotton (clothing)
Canola (Processing)
Alfalfa (feed)
Sugar beets (processing)

The only foods you may eat that are GMO papaya (rare virus almost wiped out population) and potato which was just approved last year

>left is supposedly organic

real organic eggs don't get that dark yellow colour, thats a sign of additives in the stuff they feed the chickens (harmless carrotin, but still)

I don't give a fuck just make them taste good

>three columns
>left, middle, and right
>referring to the column on the left as "extreme left" than simply "left"

Why would someone do this? Is that shriveled tomato a member of antifa? Please explain.

Sauce?

what a fucking cuck he thinks africa exists

Yes, I'm sure you could still make tomato sauce with them

Please user I'm not joking I want a SAUCE

As opposed to the alternative of being dead?

Well go make some then, jeez

Someone, anyone, tell me why GMOs are actually bad for you.
Give me real figures, peer reviewed studies.
If you can't then you're wrong.

this is a blatant lie

i buy all my tomatoes semi rotten or beaten by bugs. if they rot and are tasty for bugs, then they are edible.

It will cause genetic benefits. We will live longer and not shrivel up so young, like those tomatoes.

Show me GMOs are safe. NO I said safe, not extremely profitable.

>give me GMO research that isnt paid by the GMO cartel
umm SWEETY..

an anti-aging vaccine would result in the breakdown of society as the geriatric population grows and grows, euthanasia and genocide would become commonplace

supermarket tomatoes taste like shit.

they made them immortal, but can for the fuck of their lives make them tasty. a good tomato has a certain color, has a fresh texture (not spongy), and a delicious flavor. none of that is found in gmo trash.

how about an age reverting vaccine?
would fuckers off themselves if they got a younger, stronger body, but all the wisdom of old age?

he meant the common usage of electricity you dolt
as in captured lightning

The obvious workaround that everybody I've ever talked to knows about is that the procedure for stopping aging would include mandatory castration.
If you're already old, you still have failing bodily faculties that are likely to have fatal incidences, stopping aging for a geriatric person doesn't make them immortal, or even biologically immortal.
Lastly, euthanasia becoming commonplace is a complete non-issue.

>I don't have any proof that GMOs are bad or dangerous but you just gotta trust me!
Sure thing, Alex. Should I buy a water filter?

he's so desperately trolling

Of course it's neither normal nor natural.
But neither are computers, cars, air conditioning, electric lighting, refrigerators, or penicillin

Tomatoes taste bad because refrigeration destroys their sugars. Homegrown toms are amazing

"intact" as in forever unripe and unpalatable, but you cattle will learn to like it that way

>toms
stop

>self driving cars
Enjoy dying

lel