> Greatest Writer
> Greatest Philosopher
> Greatest Poet
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> Greatest Writer
> Greatest Philosopher
> Greatest Poet
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>Objectively God
>me
>O'Henry
>Dosto
>Nietzche/Kierkegaard
>Milton
>Giordano Bruno
>Giordano Bruno
>Giordano Bruno
Shakespeare
>Ayn Rand
>Ayn Rand
>Edward Lear
Tfw you'll never have an amazing looking bronze statue made in your honor
shake
kierk
dante
j o y c e
h e g e l
s h a k e s p e a r e
Faulkner
Aristotle
Rumi
all of those are Shota Rustaveli
>lol fuck god
fuck off
Shakespeare
Aristotle
Dante
>Shakespeare
>Dante
Please, explain
DFW
Peterson
Rupi Kaur
>Pynchon
>Plato
>Shakespeare
I can't even pirate this nigga holy fuck.
>Pussy
>Pussy
>Pussy
Alternatively:
>Cock
>Cock
>Cock
For more Alternations:
>Cock, and Pussy
>Pussy, and Cock
>Cock, and Pussy
But on an unserious note:
>G.; my right hand; your left hand, even if you aint left-handed
>"Lucifer"; Socrates/Plato down to Nietzsche, and the autismos that takeZ from him.
>Shakespeare; Spear Shakers; those that masturbate for a very long time.
>Goethe
>Goethe
>Goethe
>None
>Epicetus
>Myself
wow someone with good taste in this board
Proust
Kripke
Milton
This is probably the best answer so far, but "best" seems like an unnecessary limitation
Lovecraft
Lovecraft
Lovecraft
"J.C. Kestner":
Fuck off Goethe; I am the master of ze house; Royally fucking MUH Lotte, you lil bitch;
we don't be needing your shenanigans around these parts; go climb a mountain in the fog, with the ice falling, - snow-nigger.
You aint ever gonna make it, polymath wannabe betafag.
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Hume (you said writer, not novelist)
Hegel
I have shit taste so pass
Du bist ein Brainlet
>Tao Lin
>Schopenhauer
>W.B. Yeats
Me
Me
Homer
Donkey Hoté
Dan Brown
Jesus
John Green
>Joyce
>Teilhard de Chardin
>Roethke
>Leo Tolstoy
>Immanuel Kant
>Dante Alighieri
Everything else is objectively wrong.
Proust
Krishnamurti
Dante
this unironically
Nah, sista-soul, not yet, . . . I just do the cucking.
You can fuck my wife if you want. But we gotta meet up at the library, from thence the Ball, then the masquerade, - to meet up at the crazy-insane-cult-gathering, -
so, finally, you will be allowed to fuck my Empress;
but we will all be wearing masks anyway, so shite, nigga, - 'dat shizza I be writing is just shin-nay-nay; it's all bollocks, SOngbird
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Paradiso snow-nigga, - you sand-niggas, and forest-niggas too, etc . . .;
go fuck whit dat War, and Peace, and pussy-chariots a coming to the INFERNO.
>dramatist/poet as best writer
>people nodding and 'thissing'
Kek. This board is beyond redemption. Start reading instead of shitposting, pseuds.
>Tolstoy
>Hegel
>Pessoa
Joyce
Hobbes
Chaucer
ez pz
>uncultured anglo trash: the post
leave
>He who transcrobeth Homer
>Homer
>Homer
>Kurt Vonnegut
>Bertrand Russell
>Langston Hughes
Put on your nightcap and go to bed, Pierre. Caring about countries of origin is by definition identity politics.
> Herman Melville
> Aristotle
> Homer
...
For people confused, by writer I mean novelist or non-poet writer.
Bruno, get back to Acre plz
Shaespeare
Socrates
Homer
why does Dante look like Haigen?
I mean how should I know, honestly? But as far as "the greatest as far as my knowledge goes:"
Dostoevsky
Thomas Aquinas
No idea. My favorite is probably Gerard Manley Hopkins.
Jorge Luis Borges as writer
This might be the only real answer in this thread so far
You'd get more responses if it was favorite. anyway.
cervantes
boethius
milton
No fuckin clue
We can only tell about who we enjoy, yes?
I like Joyce, Plotinus, and Rumi Rilke
>Dostoyevsky
>St. Thomas Aquinas
>Dante
>Proust
>Plato
>Rimbaud
>Remarque
>Plato
>Neruda
>Flannery O'Connor
>Kierkegaard
>Gerard Manley Hopkins
Interested to know if your favourite and greatest are different?
>Chateaubriand
>Plato
>Char
>Plato
>Plato
>Plato
Wew he found a word to label it and thinks it's an argument. Then again he thinks Hobbes is a great philosopher is Chaucer is more than a meme-tier national poet, so why bother with the imbecile.
Dosto
Hegel/Aristotle (Hard to decide.)
Hölderlin
>Dylan
>Dylan
>Dylan
>Dylan
>Dylan
A nobel list
Dostoevsky
Foucault
Keats
nice bait
Retruded maxilla.
Schopenhauer
Schopenhauer
Hoelderlin
>Kafka
>I wouldn't know
>Rilke
...
>Writer
Kilpi.
>Philosopher
Marcus Aurelius, Patton.
>Poet
Yrjö Jylhä.
>Goethe
>Goethe
>Goethe
>Ligotti
>Ligotti
>Ligotti
Freud
Hegel
Goethe
Thoreau
Emerson
Whitman
We want you back bruno
>implying philosophers and poets aren't writers
Céline
Heidegger
Lautréamont
Dostoevsky, Plato, Homer
Speak for yourself
No. My favorite writer is Thomas Wolfe (Look Howeward, Angel) and my favorite poet is Robert Frost. I know that they're not the greatest of all time. The greatest authors are guys like Cervantes, Dostoeyevsky, Melville. Greatest poets are Milton, Dante, Baudelaire. Guys like that. Philosophers are Plato and Nietzche. Somebody in the thread mentioned Chateaubriand, who I love and hold up as a great French Romantic, but he's minor compared to guys like Hugo and Walter Scott. But I like Chateaubriand more personally. It's a weird thread and the answers are predictable, unless you're referring to favorites, with a good reason.
>Woolfe
>Camus
>Wilde
...
Notice how no one ever says this to someone who agrees with them
What a sad and pathetic cop-out. Be a man and defend yourself and your positions.
a bold claim
>Plato, the failed dramatist
>best writer and poet
Heh
Dostoevsky's style is simple and contrived. His language choice is terse and homely. Hardly qualifications of the greatest writer.
>Deez Nutz
>Deez Nutz
>Deez Nutz
This is actually a really good point about patriarchal male dominance in literary history and the modern day
Borges
Heidegger
Eliot
Because he spits hot fire.
Joyce
Nietzsche or Aristotle
Homer
>Victor Hugo
Wrong.
Joyce
Nietzsche
Homer
Any other answer is wrong
Bait