*steps out of the shadows*

*steps out of the shadows*

Might want to sit this one out, lad.

You know, I always thought he was holding a rifle in that pic.

Yeah, same.

hmmm

>these dull idiots can't recognise the most powerful and iconic weapon in history

*sits flatulently*
you're playing with forces you don't understand here, boy

>powerful and iconic weapon in history
Move over gook sword, it's MOAB's time to shine.

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Haha I'm just your average clumsy writer dont mind me! :D

*slices your throat in one fell swoop*

Ah, back when writers tended to actually be legit bad-asses.

*looks at you platitudinously*

I sincerely hope you know what you're getting into

*strums guitar*

eh?... hmph...

I guess it's gonna be one of those days

*hoists guitar over his shoulder*

come on then, let's get this over with, eejits...

*pats the dog's head*

Leave this one to me, Jeanny

Nice socialism you've got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it... heh....

You lads disappoint me.That sword isn't a fucking katana: look at it. Look at the hilt. It's a Burmese Dha sword. In November 1946, journalist and photographer Vernon Richards was commissioned to take photos of Orwell and Richard in the Canonbury flat. He took pics of Orwell doing random everyday things over three days, including showing off that sword from Burma that was hanging on his bedroom wall. Remember Burmese Days? He mentions a French Catholic priest, among others, being hacked to death with "a dah sword." He brought one home himself.

You think that that that you're holding there will stop me? Think again kid

*teleports behind you*

I implore you to be more kind to thy fair lady!

*Unhoists walking cane*

Would you say it's
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b e s t ?

>File name
That's actually pretty good. Only prob is that I just end up being the ugly one

*teleports behind you*

What did you say about my fair lady?

*watching him cum all over his wife*

I am the personification of fedoracore

*teleports behind you*

Pretty soon you'll be living, life in a chair,