Millennials are killing the mayonnaise industry

FastChef
FastChef

Explain this? Why aren't you putting mayo on your sandwiches like your parents once did?

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
Because hellman's fucking sucks, it takes three seconds to make my own, and miracle whip is better on sandwiches.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

can you pass the grey poupon?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef

That's a weird way of describing corporations failing to adapt to the market, OP.

also I make my own

whereismyname
whereismyname

I don't know

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
This, why the fuck do people talk about millennials killing anything? If your product or idea doesn't last it's because it failed to do what it was supposed to do, sell. We are the market forces - not the servants of the market, we are the goddamn market. Businesses are meant to cater to US

@GoogleCat
Miracle whip
Good

That sweet ass fucking marshmallow fluff "mayonnaise"? Good?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
lmao ur thnkin of cool hwip

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Millennials don't eat sandwiches, they eat wraps

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
Hellmann's does a really shitty job of resembling actual mayo, and if I can't make it for some reason I keep a jar of miracle whip handy, which isn't mayo but certainly a step in the right direction from that other shite. It's technically a 'dressing' but who cares. Those are the only two mayo products my bullshit flyover town offers.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
no they eat avocado on toast

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
This, why the fuck do people talk about millennials killing anything?

Because as usual, Boomers have to appoint blame, and it must be everybody but themselves.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
Miracle Whip is more like Mayonnaise than Hellmans Mayonnaise

Are you serious right now? I can't tell any more if people are being retarded on purpose.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl
People keep memeing about this but I've literally never seen one IRL or talked to anyone who had it themselves. I kind of want to try it but I can't be assed to make anything that requires cutting.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
memeing
Retard
Retard
Retard

askme
askme

mayonnaise is disgusting

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
@haveahappyday
tfw I was making this years ago now people think I'm just being trendy
It's literally a god tier snack.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I remember when i was a kid i thought mayo was good. A lot of fast food places put it in their hamburgers. Mcdonalds, carls jr, burger king. My hamburgers would always have mayo. But then i got a little older and learned that mayo is just eggs and oil and was fucking disgusted by that. Never had it again

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

american "mayonnaise"

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
Mayo is cream

Gow the fuck would eggs and oil make mayo?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
shit bait

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad
You have zero reading comprehension.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
try it yourself, it's very easy to make at home
mayo is literally eggs, oil and flavourings
not that there's anything wrong with that

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Ever beat an egg, jack? It turnes yellow

Eggs are clear and yellow

Oil is yellow

How the fuck does eggs and oil make WHITE cream

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
woke.jpg

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
because you're eating shitty processed mayo you lowlife

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
All food is processed

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
No

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
u wot m7?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Illusionz
Based autistic lolbertarian poster

DeathDog
DeathDog

Because I was traumatized by the scene in Undercover Brother

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Are there non autistic libertarians? If anything libertarianism is to asperger's (glad they did away with that) as ancap is to severe autism.

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef
tfw an excuse to redpill Veeky Forums
Less white people this generation OP. And we all know how white people love mayo. Ze Juden is to blame, they own most/all the media and constantly push anti White/European propaganda 24/7.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
By definition: if you perform any action to prepare your food then you've created food that has been processed; processed food.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
What? I fucking love mayo.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
Brooklyn here. Theres a straight up mayonnaise store here. You can go fuck yourselfs

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
top zozzle m8

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
Millenials don't eat sandwiches
We exist exclusively on a diet of avocado toast and lettuce wraps

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@FastChef

Dukes mayo is best mayo.

SniperGod
SniperGod

black pepper turkey
Tomatoes (seasoned with s&p)
lettuce
swiss cheese
mayo

nothing better.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
Killing the mayonnaise industry?! A better question is why was mayo on sandwiches such a thing back in the day? I think it was a hangover from the salad craze of the early 20th Century. It's about time this shit died out.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperGod
don't forget the onions

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
No he's thinking of marshmallow fluff. But either way, miracle whip sucks and your spelling is ugly.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
ur ugly

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@GoogleCat
miracle whip

You piece of trash, get out.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
miracle whip
More like you should get whipped for having such shit taste

Skullbone
Skullbone

@viagrandad
Anyone who prefers miracle whip (aka sugary semen) to even Hellmanns is pants on head retarded, and disgusting to boot.
Hellmanns may not be the best jarred mayo, but at least it's actual mayonnaise, not sweet "dressing" that isn't even close to mayonnaise.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@FastChef
I don't like mayo, therefore I never buy it. I put mustard on my sandwiches because I lke mustard and I don't like mayo.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
I agree that Hellman's mayo is better than Miracle Whip, but both are shit products. Which is fine if you're using them with other shit products, like turkey lunchmeat, crappy sliced bread from a plastic bag and whatnot else to make yourself a pathetic sandwich for lunch. But that's shitty eating. Jarred mayo really doesn't have a place in good eating.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
From the whipping, dumbass. Homemade mayonnaise has a faint yellow tone to it, commercial mayonnaise has less of a yellow tone because it probably has a lower yolk ratio and it's made using industrial equipment that makes enormous batches at a time. No commercial mayonnaise is actually "white".

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stark_Naked
You are an idiot. Go educate yourself and stop making stupid speculations like it's fact.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BinaryMan
Hardly speculation. The biggest craze in the early 20th Century America was salads. Sure, at the turn of the century both hot dogs and chili were huge things, and by the mid teens French bread sandwiches (Soon to become subs, hoagies, grinders, whatever) started to appear. But the biggest change on the American table was the salad. Salads were seen as modern and classy, and began to replace soup as the first course in banquets and formal meals, especially after the Depression when soup picked up the connotation of poverty food. Part of what drove the salad crase was the availability of jarred mayo, as many salad dressings at the time were mayo based. This was the time of the Waldorf salad, Thousand Island dressing and later the wedge. Canned fish or boiled eggs could be turned into a salad with a little mayo and whatever else added to it. Mayo and various boiled dressings had been around for a while, but the availability of jarred mayo all kinds of things could become salads. The Busy Woman's Cookbook (1925) suggests a salad of canned green beans and mayo. It was definitely a thing back then.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
The speculation that it's a hangover from that is where you are so fucking wrong. But, it's good to see you can use Wikipedia.

WebTool
WebTool

@haveahappyday
@iluvmen
I've been eating avocado on toast for 16 years

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
Interesting.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Illusionz
Like The Oatmeal once said: miracle whip tastes like goblin cum.

farquit
farquit

@FastChef
Because I live and eat healthy?

Techpill
Techpill

@RavySnake
I actually grabbed a couple books from my shelf. My point is that mayo being a ubiquitous thing in America is a 20th Century thing. Same is true for salads and sandwiches.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@FastChef
I consume absurd amounts of mayo

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
miracle whip is better on sandwiches
Get out

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Techpill
Now you're moving your goalposts. You said something stupid, and can't stop trying to justify it. >grabbed a couple books from my shelf
tips fedora

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef
I don't like the texture.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Supergrass
I didn't say anything stupid. You thought something I said was stupid. I disagree with you. Sandwiches necame a big thing in the US with the advent of pre-sliced bread. Which happened after the mayo based salad craze. Before that mayo on sandwiches wasn't a common thing. Hell, sandwiches weren't all that common in America. My point is the whole mayo thing is a 20th Century trend, and not a very good one, so it's nice to think it may be dying out.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
my nigger. make sure you get the light kind tho for that special fluffy taste and so you don't get fat

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
To be fair they squirm at the sight of tomatoes too, so that leaves out the BLT.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Soft_member
Sandwiches became popular food in America in the 1830s. Mayonnaise was used on all kinds of dishes before sandwiches and salads. Mayonnaise isn't a trend, it's a classical sauce. Now fuck off, dumbass.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
Sandwiches became popular food in America in the 1830s.
In sandwich shops. People didn't really start making them at home until pre-sliced bread became a thing.
Mayonnaise isn't a trend, it's a classical sauce.
Jarred mayo is the trend. That's what allowed mayo use to become an everyday thing in America. And that's a shit trend.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
How is jarred mayo different than fresh in any way

They don't add preservatives..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
You've never had fresh I see,

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
Keep moving those goals, buddy. Instead of trying to rewrite history to suit your opinion, why don't you just own your opinion on commercial mayonnaise and quit acting like a pompous twat? What are you afraid of?

massdebater
massdebater

@StrangeWizard
The consistency is the main difference, but even that is negligible depending on what brand you buy.
People just like to act like insufferable assholes.
I make my own mayonnaise, but I also keep a jar of mayo in the pantry in case I don't/can't make my own for some reason. Just buy a good brand, and stay away from brands that add sugar. Make sure you read the ingredients.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
but of course

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster

Also cause the eggs they use are shit, the shittier the egg the paler the yolk.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@FastChef
Mayo is gross

RavySnake
RavySnake

Bong here. Is miracle whip like salad cream?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake

Miracle whip is to mayo, as salad cream is to actual salad dressing.

So yes, basically.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
I like this with a fried egg on top for breakfast

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Garbage Can Lid
Ironic since Jewish bread is basically the same as tortilla.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Did you just learn that phrase goalpost moving or something

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Raving_Cute
why don't you just own your opinion on commercial mayonnaise
I do. There's no equal between something made from olive oil, an egg yolk,fresh lemon juice and maybe some Dijon mustard and a product made out of soybean oil and lemon juice concentrate. Sure, they'll taste the same.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
You dumbass, you can buy commercial mayonnaise made from those exact ingredients. You're just a self-important faggot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
No, you're just a great example of it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

aioli is fun to make from scratch, and way better for you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@WebTool
you couldve bought at least two houses with that!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@FastChef
eating the soy, egg, and oil jew
for what purpose?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

People just need to start eating corn the right way

With mayo and queso fresco

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
i do, though i use 'just' mayo. tastes good, though i mainly just don't want the extra cholesterol.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
That's what's in OP pic. But wwhy should I buy mayo at all. There's nothing I beed it for.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
Mayo salvages sandwiches with dry or shitty bread. People have better access to bread, so mayo is not so necessary.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Boy_vs_Girl
500 calories of fat and carbs, part of a balanced breakfast!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl
500 calories is perfectly reasonable for a breakfast, and both fat and carbs can be good for you as long as you don't overdo it

hairygrape
hairygrape

hellmanss, like hersheys, it may not be the best but its what I ate growing up and so nothing will ever hit the spot quite like it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
i am

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
corn doens't need anything

takes2long
takes2long

@TechHater
mayo on fries
i never saw this abomination until i went to college.. disgusting

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the odor makes we want to vomit

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Stark_Naked
maybe a bit of butter and fresh cracked pepper

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@takes2long
i'd never heard of this until i saw pulp fiction

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
This, why the fuck do people talk about millennials killing anything?
Because marketers and c suite big wigs arent actually qualified to fucking do anything, but they refuse to acknowledge they have the capacity for failure.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
How does one of the most overpriced places in the country have a fucking dedicated mayonnaise store and a dedicated hot sauce store?
What the fuck new york

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@FastChef

Because our disgusting white trash parents slopped it on fucking everything and made us hate and despise it.

I use this shit instead. It's the best.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
spending a hour mashing garlic and olive oil together
fun

eGremlin
eGremlin

Love me some mayo....

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

putting WHITE mayo on WHITE bread like a WHITE person
No

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef

For me, it's Just Mayo™

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
Good work Sheila

inb4 I purposely put my Mayo here

@FastChef
Why am I being generalised

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
if i am having cold cuts, i like mustard. if i'm having left over roast chicken or turkey, torn into pieces as a sandwhich, then it has to be mayo

Inmate
Inmate

@FastChef
Mayo is necessary sandwich is too dry without

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Inmate
its called mustard

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Mayonnaise, like butter, serves a purpose on sandwiches by creating a moisture barrier that keeps the bread from getting soggy if you're using juicy ingredients. Mustard doesn't do that.
I use both mustard and mayonnaise, mustard on whichever side won't be affected by moisture, and mayonnaise on the other side with the juicier ingredients.
Or, other condiment combos. For example, on a BLT, or BLTA, or BLTE, I spread mayonnaise on the side closest to the tomatoes, and some tomato-red onion jam on the other side.
Mustard is my favorite common condiment, though, but I like everything, including mayonnaise.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
you can't make tuna without mayo

nb4tuna is white peopel food

farquit
farquit

@Crazy_Nice
Tuna salad is elderly person food.
I'm gonna have roast beef with horseradish sauce or turkey with a grainy mustard because I am not over 70 years old

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@farquit
Tuna salad is elderly person food.
yet they offfer it at every subway and tell pregnant women not to eat it and normies whouldn't have more than once per week

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
Try using tuna packed in olive oil. No need for mayo.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@farquit
tuna salad is elderly person food

Nigga, what drugs you taking? Everyone fucking loves tuna salad

Skullbone
Skullbone

@lostmypassword
Are you being ironic? all of that stuff suggests elderly people food

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
I'm ok with a nice slab of tuna, but tuna salad is fucking shitty

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I'm a millennial and I love mayonnaise. I put it on more things than most people but every one of my friends thinks mayonnaise is disgusting. Millennials just hate the taste of mayo.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
You shut your whore mouth.

TechHater
TechHater

@Skullbone
tuna/egg/ham salad are staple foods for me

eGremlin
eGremlin

Mayo is shit. Why would you have mayo when you can have mustard? The mind boggles.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
How old are you?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
I use both about fiddy fiddy

@FastChef
30

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
I wouldn't say hate the taste, we just find it unnecessary, and rarely the best choice of condiment

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
I'm a millennial as well, and I love mayo. Some of my friends do too, but they also like mustard. My mom's European, so that may have something to do with it. We always had a choice of ketchup or mayonnaise with our fried potatoes, and I always chose mayonnaise. I like mustard as well, especially Dijon or whole grain mustard, but mayo is right up there.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
muh aesthetic minimalist packaging

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Boy_vs_Girl
@takes2long
I actually just came back from a trip to Amsterdam about a week ago. Not only is it the only place I've seen the fabled avocado toast, but also mayo with fries was the standard condiment.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
you never thought to combine mayo and ketchup?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
but also mayo with fries was the standard condiment
I wold be like 500lbs

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Never wanted to. I'm not a huge fan of ketchup, except with onion rings.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

less market for a product because less people buy it
what a shock OP

@Lord_Tryzalot
being a nigger

farquit
farquit

@farquit
@lostmypassword
@Snarelure
@Skullbone
@TechHater
Stop buying shitty albacore packed in water (why pack canned fish in waterr?!). That's not even really tuna.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef
not that dude but i'm 18 and I eat tuna nearly every day
$1 for your daily protein intake whats up

also mayonnaise is the best, kewpie is easily the best condiment on this planet

askme
askme

@farquit
That's not even really tuna.
muh authenticity
Buy things for how they taste, not how they are marketed

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
enjoy your mercury accumulation kek

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
we all could eat tuna everyday but it would fuck us up with mercury

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@askme
Um. that stuff tastes like shit. Unless you don't have the experience to notice? That's how it works. Make the standard low enough that it's hard to find better. Then accuse those who have of being pretentious.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
I'm no virgin.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
pretty sure Chad uses both mayo and ketchup extensively

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
Or if he does ther'ye in very small quantities every now and then. At 90 Cal per serving Chad has no love for mayo.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
I don't fucking buy albacore in water, you cunt. I buy cans of whole fillet pole-caught yellowtail like a rational person. Stop assuming you know what other people eat.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
that's only true for shitty wonder-tier bread
real fresh bread is a bit moist

MPmaster
MPmaster

Mayo is actually good. Never understood the hate, is it just from people who use shitty mayo?

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime
Yes. All types of bread are moist.
Add some variety go your life, kid.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
This, so much this.
god i hate the hype hellman's gets for being trash tier mayonnaise.
disregard the miracle whip bullshit though

idontknow
idontknow

@Techpill
i love people like this.
borrows his thoughts from wikipedia
gets BTFO
starts using retarded words such as ubiquitous to sound smarter

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
It's nutrient-free calories that displace satisfying food.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Kewpie is the only good mayo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster
I don't know man I've eaten japanese mayo german mayo hellmans aldi's mayo (actually one of the best wtf) and its all delicious. Mayo is perfect on fries also. Why not have mayo and mustard and ketchup on whatever the fuck you want in whatever combo. Fucking pansies limiting themselves being picky.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Mayo is one of the greatest inventions in cooking ever. Millennials couldn't kill their facebook page if they tried, useless whiny bitches.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
Here's my best shot, for reference I'm 20.
because it doesn't taste good
because millennials don't know the difference between all the types of mayonnaise and can't/won't make the time to learn
because bread isn't healthy
because millennials don't know if mayonnaise is healthy or not and can't/won't make the time to learn
asceticism

RavySnake
RavySnake

@FastChef
My parents never did this, also Mayo goes with fries.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@VisualMaster
just mayo
egg free
THAT'S NOT FUCKING MAYO THEN REEEEEEE

RavySnake
RavySnake

But I do.
Not Hellmans though it's awful.

also
not using a spoon to get mayo out of a jar

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
just. Mayo
egg free
so just. Oil then?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Firespawn
I did that once when I was out of mayo and couldn't be bothered to go to the store.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@FastChef
Mayonnaise is disgusting

TechHater
TechHater

@whereismyname
It's closed bro. I went once and walked in but there was nobody there. After a few minutes I felt weird and left. Next time I went back the windows were papered over

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@kizzmybutt
John Wayne was a fag

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
I'm not a milquetoast pink face roundeye, my parents didn't eat garbage

Supergrass
Supergrass

Because mustard is king

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
It is.
And I might clarify this further by suggesting that mayonnaise is the devil's spunk.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
Its now the Uks most popular condiment

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
implying I'm him
I'm flattered but I don't dedicate my time to the history of mayonnaise like you two gents

Methshot
Methshot

@idontknow
retarded words such as ubiquitous
wat?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Inmate
What is butter.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
Why use butter when you have mayo?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
Because mayo is disgusting and butter is beautiful.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Use high calorie lube or mustard...
Hard decision

viagrandad
viagrandad

@FastChef
Because mayonnaise is a symbol of white supremacy, patriarchy, and institutional racism. The only thing worse is spreading mayonnaise on white bread. Fascists.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
too obvious

farquit
farquit

Ctrl + F
blue plate
no results

Master race.

TechHater
TechHater

mayofags

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

kewpie mayonnaise is the best

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Emberfire

It's got pea protein in it. I was a life long hellmans mayo guy but I tried this and never turned back. Taste just like it to me and it's nowhere near as bad for you.

Inmate
Inmate

@TechHater
this desu
Only +50 year old white people use shitty mayo (on stuff like mayo sandwiches or mayo salads) because of muh nostalgia, instead of better condiments (like mustard or horseradish).

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@New_Cliche
weebs get OUT!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Inmate
Sure, buddy. Are you just scared of white sauces because you're still in the closet?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
Bought some once. Slightly overvinegary. Not great. I'd say it's worse than hellman's and it's terrible mayo already.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
How come you dont die from eating raw eggs?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sharpcharm
nowhere near as bad for you
The only difference is that it uses pea protein as an emulsifier instead of egg yolk though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Don't worry guys. Hellmanns is "too big to fail" so if they keep losing money they will just get a government bailout because Capitalism is dead.

likme
likme

@FastChef
I get sick from it. One time when I was 7 or 8, I had mayonnaise on a sandwich at the park and I had to dash to the trashcan to vomit. Didn't make it and I think I got some on a lady's purse. I sometimes have it on burgers but I'll wipe most of it off.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
Mayo is only good on plain burgers with bacon. Like the baconator.
There's something about mayo mixed with veggies that grosses me out.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
Mayo is shit tier spread

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
I only eat it on hard-boiled eggs, which I only eat once a year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Awi%C4%99conka

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@FastChef
I'm a millennial and I buy hellmanns in commercial sized jars I use so much of it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Eating mayo makes me physically ill now. My body is telling me I'm an idiot for putting that shit in me.

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