Pizzaman calls the pizza a zaa

>pizzaman calls the pizza a zaa

>pizza man is a deaf mute
thank god for online ordering

>user makes a shitty no-effort thread

>he dog posts

>pizzaman is a middle aged man

That's the only time i feel bad about not tipping

>pizzaman is middle aged immigrant who can barely speak English
Always tip these guys $5+, they are usually friendly dudes just trying to get their crack at the Canadian dream

>any Delivery Charge is not a tip paid to the driver. Please reward your driver for awesomeness.

>pizzaman calls the pizza a "bark"

>the mailman calls the pizzaman the zaaman

>the Canadian dream
Living just above the poverty line and having a medical marijuana card?

>Daily haha

>pizzaman calls me a loser

Never tipping again

>Ask pizzaman how his night has been
>"Ruff!"

>pizzaman calls the mailman a zaa

>the grocery store jester always targets you first, even if he's never seen you before

So, what's 'za problem?

>makes delivery guy wait while you inspect your order to make sure it is correct

>pasta delivery guy doesn't have enough change

>When the pizzawomen tells me I need to wash up before I eat.

What happens if you order a pizza then pay with a $100?

Does the delivery boy have that much change on him?
Wouldn't that make him a target for robbery?

... also, how hard would it be to rob a delivery boy? Hypothetically.

>Based jagmeet

That never happened and go fuck yourself.

>his name is pete

>how hard would it be to rob a delivery boy?
Not hard. Just as long as you don't mind the mafia hounding your ass for the rest of your life.

Pizzagirl doesn't accept my 'tip' and calls the police

>The cornershop owner is an indian that likes you for now discernable reason, and decides to bestow upon you the wisdom of the poo everytime you buy something

Carlos, seriously, get the fuck out.