Haven't been to mcdicks in ages

>haven't been to mcdicks in ages
>decide to go because I don't feel like making dinner and I kinda want to try the new chicken tenders
>get to the speaker and place my order
>"I'll have the chicken tenders meal with a coke
>"Sir, would you like that medium or large?"
>"just a small is fine"
>"Sorry we only offer medium or large"
WTF
Are Americans so fucking obese that they don't even have a small size anymore?

>large is 30oz
>18oz of ice

>needing 30 FULL OUNCES of sugar water

Bruh if you don't want it than don't drink it ya fucking fagboi

Why would you get watered down sodas in the first place? I just get nuggets and a small fry.

Ask for a water cup if you want a smaller size

>small
I'm not even fat but you don't have to be a fucking pansy

Thanks for reporting thirty year old news

Most people like a drink with their meal and most people also just buy combos.

I work at McDonald's and know for a fact we don't have tendies, TF are you on?

Get a Diet Coke if you don't feel like drinking tons of sugar.

Americans drive a lot so we usually end up drinking about 1/2 our drink on the drive home and need more so we can have some with the meal

the fact that most people pick soda is why they're fat. also no excuse for the fries

Not op but there are definitely tendies where I am. They've been advertising them along with the new sauces

Dude, the whole R&M meme sauce fiasco was a promotion for the new tendies. You're out in the middle of nowhere or haven't been to work for a week.

When you ask for "small" they should just give you the smallest size they have available instead of being pretentious dickheads.
>hurr durr i know what you're asking for but i'm going to pretend like i don't because we arbitrarily labelled drink sizes a certain way that doesn't include your exact wording

"I'd like a medium please"
Sorry, we don't have that. Would you like a standard instead?

small makes the customer feel like they are not getting a value

nibba theres no point when they all cost the same

You do know that you don't have to consume the entire beverage right?

fucking fatty americans huh lol

if you want to min max on your teeth gains technically its better to drink the small than the large

just don't pig out piggy and put it in the fridge

makes sense, thanks for the explanation ameribro'

Obviously. But that's missing the point entirely. The point is that small is an expected option, and it's missing.

Yeah, that's certainly the reasoning behind it, but it is silly. Some customers *want* to order a "small" because it makes them feel like they are less of a fatty.

it would just go flat in the fridge

>Yeah, that's certainly the reasoning behind it, but it is silly. Some customers *want* to order a "small" because it makes them feel like they are less of a fatty.
It really does make them less of a fatty though. A small soda has less calories. If I could order a meal that had a normal size burger, a small soda, and a small fries I would order that every time because that is exactly what I order when I go to McDonald's. I usually end up giving half my soda away or throwing it out because I don't want as much soda as they give me.

You need to pay better attention at work.

>It really does make them less of a fatty though
Agreed.

Though in my opinion a person concerned about losing weight shouldn't be anywhere near a fast food restaurant.

It's entirely possible that user works at a foreign McDonalds which doesn't have the current buttermilk crispy tenders promotion.

Note that it is (currently anyway) a limited time promotion and not a standard menu item.

True. Fast food may be tasty and quick but its so devoid of nutrients. Most of a McDonadl's burger is carbs and some protein. Fries are all carbs. Soda is all carbs.

>Devoid of nutrients
>Most of it is just nutrients, nutrients, and nutrients.

The exact same nutrient. Carbs carbs carbs. You need more than carbs you retard.

PAY

>Fast food may be tasty

Shit-tier cook detected

Retard

Shitdick

fast food is literally DESIGNED TO BE TASTY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Does it bother anyone else that the crispy tenders aren't real chicken tenders? I've never seen it brought up bit they taste like shit and are reformed chicken parts not breast meat strips like tendies are supposed to be.

Well yeah that's why they're called tenders

Sure, it's designed to be as tasty as it can be, given its limitations of industrial production, lowest-common-denominator appeal, and being prepared by retards. The problem is that those limitations fuck the food over. A home cook doesn't have those limitations which means that (unless you are inept) you can kick the shit out of fast food in the flavor department.

The ones I had were breast meat strips, I'm not sure what you're going on about. They certainly weren't great, but they were breast meat strips.

>a space ship is faster than a racecar
>therefore racecars aren't fast

If ordinary home cooking is better than fast food I certainly wouldn't call fast food "delicious".

And if your ordinary home cooking isn't better then I assert you are an inept cook.

They seemed close but not exactly breast meat strips when I had them, like large glued together pieces of chicken. I assumed chicken tender was somehow protected term and that's why they don't call them that

>I just get nuggets and a small fry.
>both fried

Get something like a cheeseburger and nuggets. Don't you feel like shit after eating nuggets and fries?

The real issue with fast food is that they refuse to hire anyone who isn't s student and complain about how no one shows up to work and is always short staffed