Claim your cookfu before someone else does!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Claim your cookfu before someone else does!

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLLBV3f1mGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyUPeyu6ZU
https://youtu.be/Xm1kbjv9QEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHssDZyDfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWzxDFRtVbc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVF1xNEG3P3b4eqRDn68SIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JB6wIr78M
BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Give me Charisse cooking with the palsy.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
holy moly

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fuzzy_Logic
Merci!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fuzzy_Logic
there is no other winner

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Chef John is my dadfu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic

THICC

I've seen her show, and they sure did film her ass as she bends out the window confusingly often for a show that's supposed to be about cooking and not looking out the window.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

easy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
Can you blame them? I want to lick chocolate off her anus.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom
wanting to lick her anus

You realise her poo comes from there?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

keemi is mine

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Crazy_Nice
holy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Will white girls ever recover?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Yeah I think white girls can recover from obesity

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
I am aware.

eGremlin
eGremlin

dibs

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@AwesomeTucker
How about instead you grow a pair and quit acting like a fawning little bitch. You're like a 13 year old girl fawning over Justin Bieber.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@New_Cliche
trying to reason with waifufags

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
Most of them don't know any better because they were "raised" by single mothers to be submissive little bitches.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@New_Cliche
reeee stop posting attractive women that cook
Either you're a fag or you're a fatty

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
reeeeeeee quit making fun of me
Just go to /gif/, rub one out, and quit fawning over bitches on the internet like a 13 year old junior high school virgin. You're embarrassing yourself.

If you want to succeed in life, you're going to have to learn to stop letting bitches lead you around by the dick.

RavySnake
RavySnake

gibs mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLLBV3f1mGs

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
What country is she from? She looks like she's in her early 30's

WebTool
WebTool

@WebTool
implying I'm single
user, I'm married with two kids. I just enjoy watching attractive women cook
@ZeroReborn
Japan

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
japan
Disgusting

I'm married with 1 kid and another on the way. I have no idea how americans can find Japanese people are attractive. It baffles me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
The only perfectly correct answer.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@AwesomeTucker

Not known for her cooking, but she does show some skill in JewTube videos as well as Pronhub.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

no one claimed the best goddess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY

tfw you will never wrap her in your strong warm arms

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
it was the first reply

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday

oh my

who dis

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Flameblow
filename, man.

Piper Blush. She is an amateur porn star mostly.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@haveahappyday
wtf i can see her napple

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
Is that Bailey Jay

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't have a picture, but the Asian woman from Cooking with Dog

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn

most asian women cook with dog

you need to be more specific

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SomethingNew
truly the ultimate waifu.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That giada bird

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member
i bet she was sexy in that weird trashy british way when she was younger, cute dimples

King_Martha
King_Martha

@AwesomeTucker
anything-fu
off yourself

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
No. It's an attractive female.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RavySnake
The donuts Dahnald.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I cannot believe you haven't posted Nigella yet.

"And now for those burnished fiery juices..."

I had a massive erection watching her cook beef.

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyUPeyu6ZU

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Emma's goodies

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
heres a pic

whereismyname
whereismyname

Claimed

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
Dick muh

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

madre

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
Can't get enough of dem TOBs.

farquit
farquit

@AwesomeTucker
I love this fatty.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Thoasina miers claimed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You fucks don't know what you are missing out on.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
shes not fat

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
Piper Blush

that girl sounds retarded https://youtu.be/Xm1kbjv9QEA

@TreeEater
I'd rather get to know her daughters

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
i'd let him brine my brisket if you know what I mean

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
I see you're a man of culture as well

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
She could lose a few pounds.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
If you're going to choose a white woman not in her teens you're going to get a fatty. They just age poorly

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
filename
That's not the file name, that's being a namefig newfriend

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
looks jewish. no thanks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Rachael Ray. I would inject my seeds into her eggs in a heart beat

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SomethingNew
given her circumstances, she is the ultimate version of Nietzsche's ubermensch. She was dealt a shit hand and did what she loved regardless of social impressions.

god bless her

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
tfw you will never eat her [spoiler]placenta.[/spoiler]

SniperWish
SniperWish

@AwesomeTucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHssDZyDfM

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
Is she related to Gordon Ramsay, they've got the same forehead

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SomethingNew
bobby you're gay

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't care how annoying she is.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

she was on the today show the other day

so kawaii <3

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
Who's this spunk punk?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Need_TLC
She has a show called Nerdy Nummies on YouTube.

viagrandad
viagrandad

helloooooooOOOOOOOOOOO there

massdebater
massdebater

based pear mom

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
Imagine the mess her asshole must be in due to poor hygiene from her t-rex spaz arms.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CodeBuns
@viagrandad
that voice though

that nice north carolina thicc

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

japanfoodaddict.com

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@LuckyDusty
She's cute, but I get the impression she's boring in bed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@JunkTop
She thicc

StonedTime
StonedTime

Natalie from Texas cake house on food network

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
She's cute. I'll claim her.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
@VisualMaster
@StonedTime

Love at first sight.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Deadlyinx
The only women who stay thin longer than White women are Asian women. Blacks and Latinas bloat and balloon with egregious speed once they've given birth.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Late 90's Rachael Ray gave me childhood boners. I fantasized about her molesting me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Burnblaze
I can't disagree but holy moses she got fat and ugly.

She was hot as fuck for a while though.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TalkBomber
the only answer

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@haveahappyday
Today on the bus I saw a hot chubby Asian lady. Thicc but not obese, with a pretty face.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Ryoya of Peaceful Cuisine

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@StrangeWizard
who

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StonedTime
More reference

Soft_member
Soft_member

This human garbage can

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SomethingNew
I AM THE ARM AND I SOUND LIKE THIS

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWzxDFRtVbc

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
That lady appears to have an obsession with cocks.
I see so many women do that. Pick an animal and make it their "thing". I never understood why.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Keith Floyd is dead so I'll take Rosemary

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stupidasole
I know, I nearly spit out my snapple

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
I want McCartney to stare into my soul for the rest of my life

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
I'd eat her FODMAP placenta if it meant I could hold her in my arms

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@haveahappyday
Black girls do not bloat with age. If they're going to be fat they're fat while they're young

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
who is this cookfu?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
she's so cute
looks like natalie portman too

idontknow
idontknow

damn you guys had so much time and missed a clear winner

this little korean hobbit has lots of room in her mouth

Emberburn
Emberburn

She's not even good looking, but something about her presentation makes me want to bury my cock in her throat.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
i want to lick her balloon knot

Booteefool
Booteefool

@AwesomeTucker
ewww all yours

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'll take Frida please

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@idontknow
wanting some fat korean aunty
all yours champ
all yours

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
She's hot as fuck, what the hell you talking about?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
aunty

Are you perhaps Indian?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Distinct lack of redheads in this thread

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

man, none of y'all cookfus are worth shit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn
Can your cookfu even reach the stove top?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
she can when she sits on my dick

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Soft_member
maangchi
hot as fuck
I now know why my friends aunts found white husbands.

SniperWish
SniperWish

henry claimed

iluvmen
iluvmen

village daddy claimed

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Soft_member

not mccartney

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
for her age she aint bad. no wrinkles, not fat, sizeable chest for her height, can cook, the aforementioned spacious mouth

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Got 'er!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller
hot scar action

farquit
farquit

@likme
nice!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@haveahappyday
That slave collar
Yeah, not damaged goods in the least.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@ZeroReborn
she was already posted tho

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stark_Naked
woah who dis

Methshot
Methshot

@viagrandad
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVF1xNEG3P3b4eqRDn68SIw

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
I want to mukbang in her kimchee

farquit
farquit

Nobody has posted her yet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

this one

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@farquit
Who's this qtp2t?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@AwesomeTucker
Really? A greasy asian is your idea of attractive? Gross.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
I was just thinking about her, damn.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
God I wish I was that churro

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
She knows how to treat her man

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn

Absolutely would berry.

TechHater
TechHater

@Deadlyinx
She really needs to do her eye makeup better, she looks like a sloth.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do cooksbandos count?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@DeathDog
sounds retarded
Kek.
She's just French-Canadian

takes2long
takes2long

@TreeEater
pass on Nigella, the dumbo ears are too ridiculous.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CodeBuns
ywn plot a plan with her to murder her "wine expert" hack "abstract artist" nu-male husband

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Harmless_Venom
I like him but loath the editing they do on his videos

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Playboyize
Those teeth are fucking nasty.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Harmless_Venom
@SniperGod
I hate it so much I am replying to tell you all this again. This way you know I'm serious.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Flameblow
I've been looking for a giant forehead to land planes on.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fuzzy_Logic
that retarded eye makeup
is this a new trend? it's not supposed to be drawn on your eyelid jfc

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
turbo pleb

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@JunkTop
Shes like in her 50s

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
I reckon Thomasina Miers and Valentine Warner have banged

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
cums instantly
I'm not sure if she'll appreciate your "instant ramen".

Nojokur
Nojokur

business owner
good cook
model
REEE at me, /r9k/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
Nadia G claim

Supergrass
Supergrass

MOMMY
P
L
E
A
S
E

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Supergrass
#METOO

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
Is that a man or a butch dyke?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater
This insane gold digging spouse abusing ashkenazi jew is more trouble than she's worth. She is hot though.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Supergrass
I used to really dislike her but now I think she's cute. I dunno what happened. It has been about 5 years.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@eGremlin

she's got a big head but I cold easily get by this

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
user, that's the chocolate he was talking about.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Deadlyinx
my man

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
You are making e hungry and thirsty at the same time, user. And I can only imagine those BIG MOMMY MILKY TITTIES under that flak jacket.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@AwesomeTucker
There was always only one. The fatter she gets the harder I grow.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Chef John is the purest waifu.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fried_Sushi
it's true, everyone else in this thread forgot to enjoy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fried_Sushi
Fuck i was just about to post him
Truly the greatest

Bidwell
Bidwell

Claimed

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
Chef John-senpai taught me how to cook and how to make terrible puns. I'm the boss of my homemade sauce and my shakshuka is always off the hookah.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
tfw didn't know lovely Nigella was a kike

Sigh, ruined for me now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SomethingNew
an wa la!
kill me now

TechHater
TechHater

@Booteefool

5'1 with nice milkers

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Tina Nordström is mine.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stark_Naked
fuck me. she's an angel.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Not even gay but if I were he'd be way out of my league.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Women were a mistake

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Techpill
Is that former talk show host Jenny Jones? Loved her show by the way.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
you too, would still fuck her now just for the sake of it

iluvmen
iluvmen

@AwesomeTucker
So it's a fawning beta virgin thread?

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
Man jaw

Firespawn
Firespawn

everyone else is wrong

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Harmless_Venom
There's no gay marriage on Veeky Forums.

Inmate
Inmate

@Harmless_Venom
@happy_sad
omg daddies
@Fried_Sushi
yeah it was called jenny can cook

RavySnake
RavySnake

Women can not cook for SHIT! thats why im single. COOK GOOD OR I NO WANT YOU!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
If you expect more than a stinky aids ridden hole you will be disappoint

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
That's a two-way road if I ever saw one

Inmate
Inmate

@AwesomeTucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JB6wIr78M

TechHater
TechHater

Best Recipes Ever is a total misnomer, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't want to eat Christine Tizzard's mediocre homemaker food if meant eating her ex-model pussy as well

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
Weird upload glitch

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
@Supergrass
F E R T I L E

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@iluvmen
wtf i hate talking about women now

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
yikes, p fine

askme
askme

@massdebater
My man. Maybe less cookfu and more like cool aunt.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm claiming Poh!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Flameblow
a texas shaped cake that looks like a steak
wew lad

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@ZeroReborn
she's already been posted twice

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

TFW no Simply Sara in this thread

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