Claim your cookfu before someone else does!
Claim your cookfu before someone else does!
Give me Charisse cooking with the palsy.
there is no other winner
Chef John is my dadfu
I've seen her show, and they sure did film her ass as she bends out the window confusingly often for a show that's supposed to be about cooking and not looking out the window.
Can you blame them? I want to lick chocolate off her anus.
wanting to lick her anus
You realise her poo comes from there?
keemi is mine
Will white girls ever recover?
Yeah I think white girls can recover from obesity
I am aware.
How about instead you grow a pair and quit acting like a fawning little bitch. You're like a 13 year old girl fawning over Justin Bieber.
trying to reason with waifufags
Most of them don't know any better because they were "raised" by single mothers to be submissive little bitches.
reeee stop posting attractive women that cook
Either you're a fag or you're a fatty
reeeeeeee quit making fun of me
Just go to /gif/, rub one out, and quit fawning over bitches on the internet like a 13 year old junior high school virgin. You're embarrassing yourself.
If you want to succeed in life, you're going to have to learn to stop letting bitches lead you around by the dick.
What country is she from? She looks like she's in her early 30's
I'm married with 1 kid and another on the way. I have no idea how americans can find Japanese people are attractive. It baffles me.
The only perfectly correct answer.
Not known for her cooking, but she does show some skill in JewTube videos as well as Pronhub.
no one claimed the best goddess
tfw you will never wrap her in your strong warm arms
it was the first reply
Piper Blush. She is an amateur porn star mostly.
wtf i can see her napple
Is that Bailey Jay
I don't have a picture, but the Asian woman from Cooking with Dog
most asian women cook with dog
you need to be more specific
truly the ultimate waifu.
That giada bird
i bet she was sexy in that weird trashy british way when she was younger, cute dimples
No. It's an attractive female.
The donuts Dahnald.
I cannot believe you haven't posted Nigella yet.
"And now for those burnished fiery juices..."
I had a massive erection watching her cook beef.
heres a pic
Can't get enough of dem TOBs.
I love this fatty.
Thoasina miers claimed.
You fucks don't know what you are missing out on.
shes not fat
that girl sounds retarded https://youtu.be/Xm1kbjv9QEA
I'd rather get to know her daughters
i'd let him brine my brisket if you know what I mean
I see you're a man of culture as well
She could lose a few pounds.
If you're going to choose a white woman not in her teens you're going to get a fatty. They just age poorly
That's not the file name, that's being a namefig newfriend
looks jewish. no thanks
Rachael Ray. I would inject my seeds into her eggs in a heart beat
given her circumstances, she is the ultimate version of Nietzsche's ubermensch. She was dealt a shit hand and did what she loved regardless of social impressions.
god bless her
tfw you will never eat her [spoiler]placenta.[/spoiler]
Is she related to Gordon Ramsay, they've got the same forehead
bobby you're gay
I don't care how annoying she is.
she was on the today show the other day
so kawaii <3
Who's this spunk punk?
She has a show called Nerdy Nummies on YouTube.
based pear mom
Imagine the mess her asshole must be in due to poor hygiene from her t-rex spaz arms.
She's cute, but I get the impression she's boring in bed.
Natalie from Texas cake house on food network
She's cute. I'll claim her.
The only women who stay thin longer than White women are Asian women. Blacks and Latinas bloat and balloon with egregious speed once they've given birth.
Late 90's Rachael Ray gave me childhood boners. I fantasized about her molesting me.
I can't disagree but holy moses she got fat and ugly.
She was hot as fuck for a while though.
the only answer
Today on the bus I saw a hot chubby Asian lady. Thicc but not obese, with a pretty face.
Ryoya of Peaceful Cuisine
This human garbage can
I AM THE ARM AND I SOUND LIKE THIS
That lady appears to have an obsession with cocks.
I see so many women do that. Pick an animal and make it their "thing". I never understood why.
Keith Floyd is dead so I'll take Rosemary
I know, I nearly spit out my snapple
I want McCartney to stare into my soul for the rest of my life
I'd eat her FODMAP placenta if it meant I could hold her in my arms
Black girls do not bloat with age. If they're going to be fat they're fat while they're young
who is this cookfu?
she's so cute
looks like natalie portman too
damn you guys had so much time and missed a clear winner
this little korean hobbit has lots of room in her mouth
She's not even good looking, but something about her presentation makes me want to bury my cock in her throat.
i want to lick her balloon knot
ewww all yours
I'll take Frida please
wanting some fat korean aunty
all yours champ
She's hot as fuck, what the hell you talking about?
Are you perhaps Indian?
Distinct lack of redheads in this thread
man, none of y'all cookfus are worth shit
Can your cookfu even reach the stove top?
she can when she sits on my dick
hot as fuck
I now know why my friends aunts found white husbands.
village daddy claimed
for her age she aint bad. no wrinkles, not fat, sizeable chest for her height, can cook, the aforementioned spacious mouth
hot scar action
That slave collar
Yeah, not damaged goods in the least.
she was already posted tho
woah who dis
I want to mukbang in her kimchee
Nobody has posted her yet
Who's this qtp2t?
Really? A greasy asian is your idea of attractive? Gross.
I was just thinking about her, damn.
God I wish I was that churro
She knows how to treat her man
Absolutely would berry.
She really needs to do her eye makeup better, she looks like a sloth.
Do cooksbandos count?
She's just French-Canadian
pass on Nigella, the dumbo ears are too ridiculous.
ywn plot a plan with her to murder her "wine expert" hack "abstract artist" nu-male husband
I like him but loath the editing they do on his videos
Those teeth are fucking nasty.
I've been looking for a giant forehead to land planes on.
that retarded eye makeup
is this a new trend? it's not supposed to be drawn on your eyelid jfc
Shes like in her 50s
I reckon Thomasina Miers and Valentine Warner have banged
I'm not sure if she'll appreciate your "instant ramen".
REEE at me, /r9k/
Nadia G claim
Is that a man or a butch dyke?
This insane gold digging spouse abusing ashkenazi jew is more trouble than she's worth. She is hot though.
I used to really dislike her but now I think she's cute. I dunno what happened. It has been about 5 years.
she's got a big head but I cold easily get by this
user, that's the chocolate he was talking about.
You are making e hungry and thirsty at the same time, user. And I can only imagine those BIG MOMMY MILKY TITTIES under that flak jacket.
There was always only one. The fatter she gets the harder I grow.
Chef John is the purest waifu.
it's true, everyone else in this thread forgot to enjoy
Fuck i was just about to post him
Truly the greatest
Chef John-senpai taught me how to cook and how to make terrible puns. I'm the boss of my homemade sauce and my shakshuka is always off the hookah.
tfw didn't know lovely Nigella was a kike
Sigh, ruined for me now.
an wa la!
kill me now
5'1 with nice milkers
Tina Nordström is mine.
fuck me. she's an angel.
Not even gay but if I were he'd be way out of my league.
Women were a mistake
Is that former talk show host Jenny Jones? Loved her show by the way.
you too, would still fuck her now just for the sake of it
So it's a fawning beta virgin thread?
everyone else is wrong
There's no gay marriage on Veeky Forums.
Women can not cook for SHIT! thats why im single. COOK GOOD OR I NO WANT YOU!
If you expect more than a stinky aids ridden hole you will be disappoint
That's a two-way road if I ever saw one
Best Recipes Ever is a total misnomer, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't want to eat Christine Tizzard's mediocre homemaker food if meant eating her ex-model pussy as well
Weird upload glitch
wtf i hate talking about women now
yikes, p fine
My man. Maybe less cookfu and more like cool aunt.
I'm claiming Poh!
a texas shaped cake that looks like a steak
she's already been posted twice
TFW no Simply Sara in this thread
Remember when Veeky Forums used to be good?