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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

celebrity chefs are people just like you and m...

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Those names, sigh do americans really do this?

DeathDog
DeathDog

I hope all his kids get clobbered in school

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog

No cuz they will go to posh school with all the other celebrity kids with names like Prince popadom

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Unfortunately yes, but it is exclusive to non-native born americans, such as John Oliver and Jamie Oliver.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
popadoms
hnnnngggggg my favourite

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@LuckyDusty
You'd think the poor woman would stop after the second one got named

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
only celebrities thank god. the kid's life was probably already ruined.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
john oliver
american
He has the british teeth and everything, you shitlord.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
see @AwesomeTucker

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
petal is basically the foreskin of a plant
Other than that all those kids could pick one name that isn't so bad. River for a boy sounds weird maybe.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
I know Jamie Oliver is an insufferable twat but what did the kids do wrong?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
but think of the children!
>>>/reddit/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
They came out of his wife

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@LuckyDusty
What is with the phenomenon of celebrities choosing absolutely abysmal names for their children?
Is it just further attention seeking?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@LuckyDusty
no gay porn or "how to screenshot" tabs open
Come on mate

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
He is english though

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@kizzmybutt
this is a non faggotry board
/b/

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@LuckyDusty
its like a five year old named them

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Burnblaze
Rivers are fast, strong, unstoppable, and penis-shaped. That's a masculine as fuck name.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
and penis shaped
You've got a strangely bent penis.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

he wouldn't give his kid a meme name if he was a rich celeb

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
namefag
Kys

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

didn't he make a frittata out of weeds he found growing on the side of the highway, and it didn't even taste good and gave everybody diarrhea?

I named my daughter murder because that's what her existence did to all my aspirations

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
River Phoenix pulled it off. I think the real problem here is the "Rocket" part.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Illusionz
but think of the brown children
>>>/antifa/

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