Deconstructed

askme
askme

deconstructed

Techpill
Techpill

@askme
Can we stop making these threads?
Lets just get these all out of the way.
authentic
rustic
organic
mouthfeel
traditional
gluten free
just a pinch

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
gourmet

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
vegan

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
farm to table

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
do americans really eat soap?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller
this faggot doesn't even eat soap

MPmaster
MPmaster

"let the flavors get to know each other"
when a dash somehow isn't the same amount as a pinch
contemporary
"food should be treated as art"
dolphin-safe

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller
when i'm in a hurry and need to brush my teeth, i'll just take a bite out of some bar soap.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
That pic makes me want to throw up. It looks like there's deli ham slices sticking up out of barely foamed egg whites. Since there's no way to tell how it tastes, I'm saying NOPE.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme

But seriously, DECONSTRUCTED?
Don't they mean REconstructed, as in "built out of synthetic products and industrial produced soy extraction products to mimic the color appeareance and texture of an egg, just like nature intended"?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Techpill
fresh
tasty
food

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what the hell do all these terms mean ?

someone pelase translate for me

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
lurk moar, faggot

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew

Words these people throw around eating their naturally synthtetic industrial processed "food" while managing to keep a straight face.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew
It means "look at me, I'm a cultured liberal!"

RavySnake
RavySnake

F A R M
T
O
T A B L E

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
This is some toothpaste hotdog or scrambled egg burrito tier shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Snarelure
Found the uneducated flyover.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Techpill
Dish

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
I'm a redneck btw :3 hehe silly boys xD

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Bidwell
@WebTool
Aww, look at the triggered SJW beta libcuck numales

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill
artisan

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
You're a big memer.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
That's bacon, ham and butter on cream o'wheat.
"Deconstructed eggs Benedict" my white Irish ass.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
Kitchen DIYer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
responsibly farmed

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@PurpleCharger
Does buzzword diarrhea of the mouth make you feel like a big boy?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Techpill
Umami

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl
Stay triggered bitchboy

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
bitchboy
How very tumblr of you.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CouchChiller
Americans eat anything they can fit in their mouth provided it's not bolted to the ground or a vegetable.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@iluvmen
You would know, faggot

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

free range

WebTool
WebTool

deconstructed burger

JunkTop
JunkTop

@lostmypassword
OBSESSED

Supergrass
Supergrass

@JunkTop
OBESE

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

deconstructed
American word for "im a lazy fuck who can make my dishes look good do i just throw it on a plate"
that'll be 36 plus a minimum 50 tip

askme
askme

@WebTool
You're new to this meme, aren't you?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
i can't wait for the trend that's the opposite of deconstructed.

put all that shit in a blender, call it "reconstructed". double the price. sell it to hipsters

JunkTop
JunkTop

I once had a deconstructed lemon meringue pie

it was the worst thing ever

fuck france

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

grass fed
fair trade
shade grown

Methshot
Methshot

@CodeBuns
This guy looks like he enjoys skimmed milk

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Snarelure
tasty tears of butthurt

JunkTop
JunkTop

sustainably sourced
low fat
high alkaline diet
ethically harvested
globally responsible
partnership with the earth

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RavySnake
FTOT

SniperGod
SniperGod

@New_Cliche
For you?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Poker_Star
shade grown

what

MPmaster
MPmaster

@PurpleCharger
This guy can troll. 8=10 sir.

takes2long
takes2long

@Boy_vs_Girl
I see you finally found a different picture of girls laughing

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@viagrandad

this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@askme
Mangled-in-a-transporter-accident egg Benedict more like.

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill

gf

Supergrass
Supergrass

I've got your deconstructed food right here dude

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Supergrass
those pickled frog legs look delicious

RumChicken
RumChicken

@viagrandad
Why can't these weebs just say "savory"?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@viagrandad
Umami so fat when she sits around the house SHE REALLY ACTUALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken
Because it isn't the same thing.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Birthday at Denny's: Reconstructed

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
diarrhea of the mouth
too stupid to condense to verbal diarrhea or verbal stool.
dumbass/10

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@happy_sad
what the heck is wrong with that bacon? is it even bacon? it looks like rubber

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
when u ask 4 bacon n they giving u fruit by the feet.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
you might be on to something

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad
There isn't a single part of that dish that looks good.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

salt and pepper to taste

JUST FUCKING GIVE ME A NUMBER THAT WORKS WITH THE DISH

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

nature identical

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SomethingNew
I'm in a spoonfeeding mood, so sure.

Deconstructed

This was somehow made in a way that was fundamentally improper, but we're pretending it was on purpose (this is a classic Chopped/Cutthroat Kitchen fuckup excuse, btw)

Authentic
You're too stupid to understand this is how it SHOULD taste.

Rustic
I'm wrapping my dish in nostalgia whether the older days were better or not

Organic
Free spot

Mouthfeel
The texture is supposed to be as or more important than taste

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
why do you have red strips of vinyl on your plate

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot
recipe tells you to salt and pepper the dish to taste
when you are supposed to add the salt and pepper to raw ingredients
how the fuck am I supposed to know
i'm not eating raw flour and shit you stupid bitch

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad
When you make your cakes look so good people think it's just shitty food of what you're imitating

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill
home made

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@GoogleCat
If you made your cake to look like a breakfast plate, and it looks like an extremely unappetizing breakfast plate, I don't think you can say you made it "look so good".

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@askme
Deconstructed is probably my biggest triggerword in cooking. It's just so fucking vague and pretentious

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
It doesn't even make sense. It's just a variation, surely

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
Lmfao

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
deconstructed
What is this even supposed to mean?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Gigastrength
It's just taking well established meals, breaking them down into their most basic parts , and putting them in a different form. Typically using some kinda molecular gastronomy or other bullshit for the sake of artsy presentation and and a $32.98 price tag.

Some chefs did cool stuff with the idea, and then it caught on rapidly became silly.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
What are any good examples?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SomethingNew
Lurk on Tvtropes

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Techpill
GMO free

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
Here is a good example.
/gif/thread/11428629#p11430326

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@viagrandad
dont bring mothers into the debate mate

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lord_Tryzalot
you are supposed to taste your food as you cook

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SomethingNew
some people have too much money

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
the fuck is wrong with your hash browns?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
halal

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
lol better than being an obsessed faggot, atleast obesity is fixable

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@viagrandad
RICH umami flavor

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
Prove it's not

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@askme
nobody would ever eat this shit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why are jews obsessed with deconstructing everything?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
Only after saying a swear.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

edible

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
I'll deconstruct your mother's pusy with my dick

massdebater
massdebater

@PurpleCharger
Because it's training to deconstruct white nations

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod
This is what americans actually believe

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