Can we stop making these threads?
Lets just get these all out of the way.
just a pinch
farm to table
do americans really eat soap?
this faggot doesn't even eat soap
"let the flavors get to know each other"
when a dash somehow isn't the same amount as a pinch
"food should be treated as art"
when i'm in a hurry and need to brush my teeth, i'll just take a bite out of some bar soap.
That pic makes me want to throw up. It looks like there's deli ham slices sticking up out of barely foamed egg whites. Since there's no way to tell how it tastes, I'm saying NOPE.
But seriously, DECONSTRUCTED?
Don't they mean REconstructed, as in "built out of synthetic products and industrial produced soy extraction products to mimic the color appeareance and texture of an egg, just like nature intended"?
what the hell do all these terms mean ?
someone pelase translate for me
lurk moar, faggot
Words these people throw around eating their naturally synthtetic industrial processed "food" while managing to keep a straight face.
It means "look at me, I'm a cultured liberal!"
F A R M
T A B L E
This is some toothpaste hotdog or scrambled egg burrito tier shit.
Found the uneducated flyover.
I'm a redneck btw :3 hehe silly boys xD
You're a big memer.
That's bacon, ham and butter on cream o'wheat.
"Deconstructed eggs Benedict" my white Irish ass.
Does buzzword diarrhea of the mouth make you feel like a big boy?
Stay triggered bitchboy
How very tumblr of you.
Americans eat anything they can fit in their mouth provided it's not bolted to the ground or a vegetable.
You would know, faggot
American word for "im a lazy fuck who can make my dishes look good do i just throw it on a plate"
that'll be 36 plus a minimum 50 tip
You're new to this meme, aren't you?
i can't wait for the trend that's the opposite of deconstructed.
put all that shit in a blender, call it "reconstructed". double the price. sell it to hipsters
I once had a deconstructed lemon meringue pie
it was the worst thing ever
This guy looks like he enjoys skimmed milk
tasty tears of butthurt
high alkaline diet
partnership with the earth
This guy can troll. 8=10 sir.
I see you finally found a different picture of girls laughing
Mangled-in-a-transporter-accident egg Benedict more like.
I've got your deconstructed food right here dude
those pickled frog legs look delicious
Why can't these weebs just say "savory"?
Umami so fat when she sits around the house SHE REALLY ACTUALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
Because it isn't the same thing.
Birthday at Denny's: Reconstructed
diarrhea of the mouth
too stupid to condense to verbal diarrhea or verbal stool.
what the heck is wrong with that bacon? is it even bacon? it looks like rubber
when u ask 4 bacon n they giving u fruit by the feet.
you might be on to something
There isn't a single part of that dish that looks good.
salt and pepper to taste
JUST FUCKING GIVE ME A NUMBER THAT WORKS WITH THE DISH
I'm in a spoonfeeding mood, so sure.
This was somehow made in a way that was fundamentally improper, but we're pretending it was on purpose (this is a classic Chopped/Cutthroat Kitchen fuckup excuse, btw)
You're too stupid to understand this is how it SHOULD taste.
I'm wrapping my dish in nostalgia whether the older days were better or not
The texture is supposed to be as or more important than taste
why do you have red strips of vinyl on your plate
recipe tells you to salt and pepper the dish to taste
when you are supposed to add the salt and pepper to raw ingredients
how the fuck am I supposed to know
i'm not eating raw flour and shit you stupid bitch
When you make your cakes look so good people think it's just shitty food of what you're imitating
If you made your cake to look like a breakfast plate, and it looks like an extremely unappetizing breakfast plate, I don't think you can say you made it "look so good".
Deconstructed is probably my biggest triggerword in cooking. It's just so fucking vague and pretentious
It doesn't even make sense. It's just a variation, surely
What is this even supposed to mean?
It's just taking well established meals, breaking them down into their most basic parts , and putting them in a different form. Typically using some kinda molecular gastronomy or other bullshit for the sake of artsy presentation and and a $32.98 price tag.
Some chefs did cool stuff with the idea, and then it caught on rapidly became silly.
What are any good examples?
Lurk on Tvtropes
Here is a good example.
dont bring mothers into the debate mate
you are supposed to taste your food as you cook
some people have too much money
the fuck is wrong with your hash browns?
lol better than being an obsessed faggot, atleast obesity is fixable
RICH umami flavor
Prove it's not
nobody would ever eat this shit
Why are jews obsessed with deconstructing everything?
Only after saying a swear.
I'll deconstruct your mother's pusy with my dick
Because it's training to deconstruct white nations
This is what americans actually believe