Alright Veeky Forums, pitch me your Ben and Jerry's flavor

askme
askme

Alright Veeky Forums, pitch me your Ben and Jerry's flavor.

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2016/why-black-lives-matter
massdebater
massdebater

Unwashed Vagina

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
Dick sucking decadence
Rainbow sherbert with a fudge ribbon

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Dashing Rainbow
Blue raspberry, grape, blueberry, green apple, lemonade, orange, and cherry all swirled together, 7 independent flavors

Also has fluffy marshmallows and lightning shaped sprinkles , I think this could be 20 percent cooler than other ice creams

Skullbone
Skullbone

BFC (big fudge core)

Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks and white chocolate covered almonds.

With a dark chocolate fudge core.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Cuckold's Delight

Dark chocolate ice cream with ribbons of white fudge semen.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why are you guys do obsessed with homosexuality and interracial cuckolding?

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
We aren't, B&J's are.

http://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2016/why-black-lives-matter

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@askme
Inside out German chocolate cake.
Coconut pecan ice cream with a chocolate cake batter swirl and candied cherry mix-ins.

Ambrosia salad FroYo
Yogurt and coconut ice cream with a marshmallow swirl, walnuts, and tons of candied fruits.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
Right wing tears.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
finds an article from 2016 to try and prove his point
Are you a bot? I feel like you're a bot

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Yes I'm a bot. Please fuck my sissy white country with your big black cock.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@askme
i don’t support psychotic corporations pushing deranged liberal agendas

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@askme
Chocolate covered foreskins and Rum

Inmate
Inmate

@BunnyJinx
vanilla ice cream with dark chocolate dicks and chunks of kosher salt

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is there a carrot cake one? If not, I'll go with that.

Flameblow
Flameblow

French Toast

eGremlin
eGremlin

"the holocaust remembrance for the 10 million murdered"

vanilla ice cream with white chocolate shavings, and a dark chocolate core running to only be turned into a loose white chocolate ganache at the bottom of the pint, with a slightly salty aftertaste

all funds go to destroying evil confederate momuments

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
Hints of smoked fish and a variety of unidentifiable bits?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

That banana one with chocolate peace signs, fucking 10/10

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This shit right here, all of my favorite candies and flavors in one pint. I love it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Ronlad Blumph

Orange flavored with streaks of liberal tears and white chocolate chunks.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
If it didn't have such a dumb name it would be the most popular flavor instead of half baked, which is literally just DUDE WEED

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Carnalpleasure
brony fag detected

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
holy shit we've got a fucking detective here

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
Your under arrest clopnigger, should have stayed on you're board where you belong

@askme
Subtlety: vanilla with banana fudge chunks and walnuts, a caramel swirl with a spicy pepper sauce at the bottom that will initial go unnoticed with all the ice cream around it until the last bite.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Cognac Blissonance (Cognitive dissonance)

Cherry liqeuer and Blueberry Ice cream except it's inconsistently mixed and can't quite tell them apart.

I'll come up with more in a sec

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Pinkie Pie
Strawberry bubblegum with blue and yellow cotton candy bits and grahamcracker pie crust

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Burnblaze
Donald Pecan Chunk (Donald John Trump)

A rich vanilla ice cream with candied pecan and chocolate chunks. Serving size: Two Scoops

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
At least make it clever clopshit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
Chillary Minton (Hillary Clinton)
A sugar-free mint ice cream that leaves you unsatisfied (but it's not the ice cream's fault).

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Bernie Nanners (Bernie Sanders)

Free for a limited time! Advertised as the best ice cream you'll ever have, a savory diversity of flavors that's just a little bananas! (Actually just an empty carton).

Unsatisfied customers will be comped with a free carton of Chillary Minton.

King_Martha
King_Martha

this would be a best seller for sure

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme

-wa'Sizzup Nigga
HFCS, grape tannin, codeine and crushed skittles

-Mille-anal
Smashed avocado, pieces of toast, raisins and dog chocolate chunks

-Boomercial
Sliced SPAM, frozen margarine, salmon roe in cocktail sauce with bits of shredded spearmint

-The Free Lady
Pizza bits, Toblerone chunks and roasted beef in melted lard

-Going The Own Way
Nuggets of chicken dipped in szechuan sauce, a Mountain Dew conserve topped with almonds

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
Nice

Hope those almonds are activated.

Inmate
Inmate

How about a healthy vegan choice like avocado and mashed yams with chopped cucumbers and carrot shaving sprinkles on top?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@King_Martha
that filename
How fucking old is that picture?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
from 2012, not that old

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
Why is Ben and Jerrys so obsessed with homosexuality and interracial cuckolding?
The jews, user.

Techpill
Techpill

@Stark_Naked
How do you know? Tell me the secrets, mr wizard.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Toffee chunk espresso. But fuck B&J, they suck.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@askme
Bourbon and sweet cream.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
Images these days start with like 150xxxxxxxxxx, @King_Martha
starts with 135. It's years old

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@GoogleCat
And I feel like you’re retarded

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StrangeWizard
Cuck

askme
askme

@GoogleCat
Yeah that's like from one whole year ago Jesus talk about not relevant.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lord_Tryzalot
that's nearly 6 years ago.

I've been on Veeky Forums for almost 12 years

someone kill me

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stark_Naked
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Flameblow
Veeky Forums image names are the unix timestamp(seconds since 1/1/1970) plus 3 random digits.
That image was saved from a post uploaded on 12/20/2012 @ 12:42am

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
Matcha Do About Nothing: green tea ice cream with candied ginger, dark chocolate chunks, and maybe a fudge swirl.

Booteefool
Booteefool

What's the best B&J flavor to date
Sure there's one that topped them all right?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
americone dream

girlDog
girlDog

Daquiri Ice like they have at Baskin Robbins. Why the fuck doesn't Baskin sell tubs of daquiri ice like they do all their boring flavors?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lord_Tryzalot
2 scoops 2 many

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
he wants to buy a tub of frozen water and sugar
user are you ok

idontknow
idontknow

@eGremlin
its empty inside except for an unstamped envelope with the holocaust museums address on it. better send some money like a good goy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
Commie promises. All the wonders of the confectionary world rolled into one tub..... And Its empty.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
It's another alt-right snow flakes and Republican babbies get triggered thread
Christ even tumblr as more backbone then you sniveling cucks.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I love Ben & Jerry's, but I'm no shill. You want my ideas, fucking pay for them.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Do they still use Castoreum?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
Are you such a dripping pussy you can't handle a fucking ice cream brand that you "don't agree with"? You're a literal soggy Arby's sandwich.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
Who cares? Castoreum is used in lots and lots of stuff. If anything, I'd think you poltards would love that.

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
Are you such a dripping pussy you can't handle simple bantz?

TechHater
TechHater

@Carnalpleasure
i want to fuck you

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
using the same insult
You're so fucking new, you can't even into.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
nigger cum

I would call it libcuck lovecream

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
mooommmm i called them new again.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Pulverized gummy bits.

Just put gummy bears in a blender. Mix into vanilla ice cream.

Call it "gummy bearplosion".

And of course there'll be a (((caramel swirl))) so they can save money. Can't have that expensive creamfat taking up too much volume.

askme
askme

@Emberburn
Show me one communist society that provided a lasting stable environment for its citizens and i'll retract it.

Go on, i'm waiting.

FastChef
FastChef

@Raving_Cute
Idiot. Enjoy your basement. Hope you get mold poisoning.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@askme
What the FUCK does that have to do with communism? You know what's fucking commie? Trying to control the free exchange of ideas, you limp wristed trailer trash.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
Faggot Fudge

Lunatick
Lunatick

@FastChef
@PurpleCharger
Here you go buddy, good job.

Inmate
Inmate

@PurpleCharger
Nice projection, and it has everything to do with communism. My post was a joke about how communist states promise the world but in reality cannoy deliver because they are doomed to fail from the beginning.

You're the one getting triggered over a joke.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
You - "communism is about controlling the free exchange of ideas"

Also you - "don't talk about how communism is bad"

Fuck off commie

Booteefool
Booteefool

Anime Girl Armpits

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
Could always try making it at home via a copy cat recipe

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Since everyone else has already made the obscene meme flavors, I guess that it would be good for Ben and Jerry’s to go back to their roots. Clearly, that means a smoked salmon infused sweet cream with a core of cream cheese and poppyseed bagel chunks.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

"We are clearly out of ideas"
-Cinnamon ice cream
-with salted black licrorace ribbon

"Memetastic"
-Coffee flavored ice cream, with matcha and siracha swirls, and bacon bits with chunks of candied maple.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
Communism has everything to do with ice cream.
Really fires up those neurons.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
jokes must be logical
I think you might suffer from the tism.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
Cinnamon buns

FastChef
FastChef

@Harmless_Venom
i know that feel bro

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
but user, i'm gay

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
I think you are really bad at making jokes. Unlike your parents.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
B&J's has been shit ever since they sold out to Unilever in the 1990s.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
10/10 would eat

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme
Mandalay Sniper

59 chocolate bullets raining down on Country Vanilla Ice Cream w/ raspberry puddle at the bottom.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
Implying that kill ratio

5mileys
5mileys

Kristallnacht

German chocolate ice cream with bits of sugar glass and gold flakes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Orange fool
Orange creamsickle ice cream, with no substantial additions.

Methnerd
Methnerd

/ck/thread/9545110#p9545110
Was-up w/ u gurl?

Green wasabi pea flavored

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