Alright Veeky Forums, pitch me your Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Alright Veeky Forums, pitch me your Ben and Jerry's flavor
Dick sucking decadence
Rainbow sherbert with a fudge ribbon
Blue raspberry, grape, blueberry, green apple, lemonade, orange, and cherry all swirled together, 7 independent flavors
Also has fluffy marshmallows and lightning shaped sprinkles , I think this could be 20 percent cooler than other ice creams
BFC (big fudge core)
Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks and white chocolate covered almonds.
With a dark chocolate fudge core.
Dark chocolate ice cream with ribbons of white fudge semen.
Why are you guys do obsessed with homosexuality and interracial cuckolding?
We aren't, B&J's are.
Inside out German chocolate cake.
Coconut pecan ice cream with a chocolate cake batter swirl and candied cherry mix-ins.
Ambrosia salad FroYo
Yogurt and coconut ice cream with a marshmallow swirl, walnuts, and tons of candied fruits.
Right wing tears.
finds an article from 2016 to try and prove his point
Are you a bot? I feel like you're a bot
Yes I'm a bot. Please fuck my sissy white country with your big black cock.
i don’t support psychotic corporations pushing deranged liberal agendas
Chocolate covered foreskins and Rum
vanilla ice cream with dark chocolate dicks and chunks of kosher salt
Is there a carrot cake one? If not, I'll go with that.
"the holocaust remembrance for the 10 million murdered"
vanilla ice cream with white chocolate shavings, and a dark chocolate core running to only be turned into a loose white chocolate ganache at the bottom of the pint, with a slightly salty aftertaste
all funds go to destroying evil confederate momuments
Hints of smoked fish and a variety of unidentifiable bits?
That banana one with chocolate peace signs, fucking 10/10
This shit right here, all of my favorite candies and flavors in one pint. I love it.
Orange flavored with streaks of liberal tears and white chocolate chunks.
If it didn't have such a dumb name it would be the most popular flavor instead of half baked, which is literally just DUDE WEED
brony fag detected
holy shit we've got a fucking detective here
Your under arrest clopnigger, should have stayed on you're board where you belong
Subtlety: vanilla with banana fudge chunks and walnuts, a caramel swirl with a spicy pepper sauce at the bottom that will initial go unnoticed with all the ice cream around it until the last bite.
Cognac Blissonance (Cognitive dissonance)
Cherry liqeuer and Blueberry Ice cream except it's inconsistently mixed and can't quite tell them apart.
I'll come up with more in a sec
Strawberry bubblegum with blue and yellow cotton candy bits and grahamcracker pie crust
Donald Pecan Chunk (Donald John Trump)
A rich vanilla ice cream with candied pecan and chocolate chunks. Serving size: Two Scoops
At least make it clever clopshit.
Chillary Minton (Hillary Clinton)
A sugar-free mint ice cream that leaves you unsatisfied (but it's not the ice cream's fault).
Bernie Nanners (Bernie Sanders)
Free for a limited time! Advertised as the best ice cream you'll ever have, a savory diversity of flavors that's just a little bananas! (Actually just an empty carton).
Unsatisfied customers will be comped with a free carton of Chillary Minton.
this would be a best seller for sure
HFCS, grape tannin, codeine and crushed skittles
Smashed avocado, pieces of toast, raisins and dog chocolate chunks
Sliced SPAM, frozen margarine, salmon roe in cocktail sauce with bits of shredded spearmint
-The Free Lady
Pizza bits, Toblerone chunks and roasted beef in melted lard
-Going The Own Way
Nuggets of chicken dipped in szechuan sauce, a Mountain Dew conserve topped with almonds
Hope those almonds are activated.
How about a healthy vegan choice like avocado and mashed yams with chopped cucumbers and carrot shaving sprinkles on top?
How fucking old is that picture?
from 2012, not that old
Why is Ben and Jerrys so obsessed with homosexuality and interracial cuckolding?
The jews, user.
How do you know? Tell me the secrets, mr wizard.
Toffee chunk espresso. But fuck B&J, they suck.
Bourbon and sweet cream.
And I feel like you’re retarded
Yeah that's like from one whole year ago Jesus talk about not relevant.
that's nearly 6 years ago.
I've been on Veeky Forums for almost 12 years
someone kill me
Matcha Do About Nothing: green tea ice cream with candied ginger, dark chocolate chunks, and maybe a fudge swirl.
What's the best B&J flavor to date
Sure there's one that topped them all right?
Daquiri Ice like they have at Baskin Robbins. Why the fuck doesn't Baskin sell tubs of daquiri ice like they do all their boring flavors?
2 scoops 2 many
he wants to buy a tub of frozen water and sugar
user are you ok
its empty inside except for an unstamped envelope with the holocaust museums address on it. better send some money like a good goy.
Commie promises. All the wonders of the confectionary world rolled into one tub..... And Its empty.
It's another alt-right snow flakes and Republican babbies get triggered thread
Christ even tumblr as more backbone then you sniveling cucks.
I love Ben & Jerry's, but I'm no shill. You want my ideas, fucking pay for them.
Do they still use Castoreum?
Are you such a dripping pussy you can't handle a fucking ice cream brand that you "don't agree with"? You're a literal soggy Arby's sandwich.
Who cares? Castoreum is used in lots and lots of stuff. If anything, I'd think you poltards would love that.
Are you such a dripping pussy you can't handle simple bantz?
i want to fuck you
using the same insult
You're so fucking new, you can't even into.
I would call it libcuck lovecream
mooommmm i called them new again.
Pulverized gummy bits.
Just put gummy bears in a blender. Mix into vanilla ice cream.
Call it "gummy bearplosion".
And of course there'll be a (((caramel swirl))) so they can save money. Can't have that expensive creamfat taking up too much volume.
Show me one communist society that provided a lasting stable environment for its citizens and i'll retract it.
Go on, i'm waiting.
Idiot. Enjoy your basement. Hope you get mold poisoning.
What the FUCK does that have to do with communism? You know what's fucking commie? Trying to control the free exchange of ideas, you limp wristed trailer trash.
Nice projection, and it has everything to do with communism. My post was a joke about how communist states promise the world but in reality cannoy deliver because they are doomed to fail from the beginning.
You're the one getting triggered over a joke.
You - "communism is about controlling the free exchange of ideas"
Also you - "don't talk about how communism is bad"
Fuck off commie
Anime Girl Armpits
Could always try making it at home via a copy cat recipe
Since everyone else has already made the obscene meme flavors, I guess that it would be good for Ben and Jerry’s to go back to their roots. Clearly, that means a smoked salmon infused sweet cream with a core of cream cheese and poppyseed bagel chunks.
"We are clearly out of ideas"
-Cinnamon ice cream
-with salted black licrorace ribbon
-Coffee flavored ice cream, with matcha and siracha swirls, and bacon bits with chunks of candied maple.
Communism has everything to do with ice cream.
Really fires up those neurons.
jokes must be logical
I think you might suffer from the tism.
i know that feel bro
but user, i'm gay
I think you are really bad at making jokes. Unlike your parents.
B&J's has been shit ever since they sold out to Unilever in the 1990s.
10/10 would eat
59 chocolate bullets raining down on Country Vanilla Ice Cream w/ raspberry puddle at the bottom.
Implying that kill ratio
German chocolate ice cream with bits of sugar glass and gold flakes.
Orange creamsickle ice cream, with no substantial additions.
Was-up w/ u gurl?
Green wasabi pea flavored