Al/ck/ - Alcoholism General

Methnerd
Methnerd

Vodka in waterbottles edition.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.hudevbooks.com/library/william_james_var.pdf
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-41608350
Firespawn
Firespawn

Old, dead and sinking: /ck/thread/9534856#p9534856

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
Reminds me of chem lab in college.. but seriously tho, shit's hard to do drunk.

farquit
farquit

It's alarming the amount of benzos it takes to put me to sleep.
Tolerance is scary af senpai

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
I have no idea how you benzo people just walk around acting like they're the easiest thing in the world to get.
I don't want any, I'm just commenting on that.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
I never said they were.

An It's not, I buy them from the dark net

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

wake up, no drinking
Go for a piss
It's 8am, I work nights, I get off work for 2am
Thinking to myself when I am working (I start at 5pm that day
Can't for the life of me wrap my head around when I start work
Sit down and try and concentrate, I knew what was happening, I've had it frequently for a while
Whisper to myself trying to work out what time I end and start work
5 mins later, all makes sense

What the fuck is this shit. It's when I'm not drinking mostly, but does certainly happen when I do too. It's irritating as fuck.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hit my 3 digits lads

Now where's a 750ml of Chopin to celebrate?

askme
askme

In the country where I live (Norway), the state has a monopoly on alchohol witch makes it pretty expensive.

One liter of the cheapest vodka costs 50 dollars, so if you were to drink a liter a day it would cost you 18250 dollars every year. Keep in mind that the avrage annual salary in 2016 in Norway was 66384 dollars.

What do you think about this system? Do you think it is a good thing? would it help you?

likme
likme

@askme
No it wouldn't help me. I would just make my own liquor and wine either legally or illegally

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
the State is taking away your money to help you
I'm thankful that it's at least not come to that in Denmark. Yet.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

for some reason I don't get any headaches after drinking. I drink 700ml of 40% over the span of an evening. Is this considered enough to get a headache?

TechHater
TechHater

Got some blackberry brandy. Forgot it in my car, which is down in the parking garage.

Nearly got cooking sherry too, since it was dirt cheap at about a dollar for 750ml.

Guess I will stick to whiskey tonight.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

woke up 2pm
gf works from home
started drinking asap, took shower
it is now 6pm
she's drinking now- just clocked out
Nothing will ever get cleaned, will it?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
dating a hooker

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TechHater
cooking sherry
Fuck. This reminds me of old coworkers in the kitchen drinking cooking sherry with ice cubes in it because it isn't intended for human consumption.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
Oh, ha-ha. Good job, big guy.
She's a nice lady.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
Blame Frasier.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I used to carry vodka everywhere in a nalgene bottle. I'd drive around with it, keep that shit looped on my hip while shopping or doing family shit. Boy I was fucking druuuunk and retarded, looking back I'm sure everyone knew I was fucked.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
You can buy benzo analogues on the clearnet.

farquit
farquit

@askme
Mostly not. Like another user said, more robust healthcare/mental healthcare is a better way to treat alcoholism (not commenting on Norway's healthcare).

It seems like a bit of a price hike would do *a little* good, but at the same time, true addicts will get it whether it's $20 or $50, it's just a matter of what they have to sacrifice in buying other things. And then people who aren't addicts are getting shafted when they buy.

I'd think it mostly just shifts a little more wealth to the government, rather than significantly reducing alcoholism. Wonder if there's a study out there about this.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
Confusion is a side affect of alcoholism. Alcohol withdrawal to be more accurate.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So I go out to bars once a week usually and drink pbr, I don't fuck with alcohol outside of that. Been doing so for years now. But why am I craving alcohol right now?? I live near a liquor store and I'm hankering for a beer

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Deadlyinx
That's how it starts. There's a hook floating in those cans, it doesn't always get you but when it does it's strong.

JunkTop
JunkTop

drinking ever clear mixed with tonic and lemon from a nalgene
right now
tfw

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
not supposed to drink
go for straight bourbon because life sucks
Deus vult!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Klonopin and Pinot every night
How much of a wine mom am I?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
Only if moonshining didn’t exist

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Crazy_Nice
Good work.

Now have a sparkling water.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@farquit
It would be much harder to become an alcoholic though. You’d need a middle class income.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
wouldn't do anything
making booze is crazy easy
cost to make 50 liters of vodka is like 250 dollars if you have the equipment.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
What do you think about this system?
It's stupid.
Do you think it is a good thing?
No. I'm an adult and should have the right to intoxicate myself, so long as I don't hurt others.
would it help you?
No. I'd moonshine or buy it off the black market. Weed being illegal doesn't keep me from buying and consuming it, it's just a hassle, the same would apply for this quasi prohibition.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Flameblow
Revenge of the carousel

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
question.

Would this also be a way to get weed?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
yes download tor, get some bit coins, rent a post office box and have the fuck at it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
This.

Also learn to use PGP, and use a VPN with tor.

I use VPN+TAILS

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
Also good advice. The key is understanding what you're doing and where the risks are. When done correctly you have a very very close to 0% chance of having any issues.

Also make sure to buy from a reputable seller, not just some random. bit coin transactions don't have a "undo the guy never shipped anything" mechanism like a credit card or paypal dispute.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
Also make sure to buy from a reputable seller
This

Also make sure you read reviews from months back and don't buy from anyone who hasn't made a sale in a month. Chances are there is a reason

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methnerd
Vodka in waterbottles edition.
use gatorade. its just enough to cover up the taste while at 32 oz you can pack in more booze.

got me through high school, but keep in mind you're running a huge risk of getting caught at work/school. I never did mostly because my friends covered for me.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

str8 12 dollar vodka
i cant drink this im a pussy
6 oz vodka in 12 oz cider
palettable, hmm quite

am i pussy???

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
I also don't particularly like straight vodka. I mix it often.

People who are drink snobs are tards anyway, drink whatever you like.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Garbage Can Lid
nah, that stuff is pure rot-gut. I used to drink 1.75s for 10$ in high school and college, now If I get a whiff of rubbing alchohol I instantly gag.
I still drink vodka straight, but its the flavored shit from burnetts that costs like 12 dollars and is at 35%.

5mileys
5mileys

@Garbage Can Lid
Pussy? Nah, Just don't like that taste of vodka I guess.

I personally just drink vodka with cold water, I love the taste of it. I would drink it straight if I didn't get so hungover and hammered so fast, Mixing it with water slows down getting drunk to fast and keeps you hydrated

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
I did Powerade zero, except I just used the empty bottles and it was really just 40% vodka and the rest was powdered Gatorade and water mixed in. I actually got pulled over by cops for out of date inspection stickers or having a headlight out with that Powerade bottle right in my front seat, and I was drunk. They never caught me, I'm so lucky. I wish I had never done that though.

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
@SomethingNew
Wow thanks guys. I'm a mite paranoid by nature, but this struck me as genuine advice.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
It is genuine advice. I'll post a pic of my VPN and TAILS USB if you think were trolling you.

Or better yet, Look it up online. Google "safest ways to use darknet" or something like that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
What do you think about this system? Do you think it is a good thing? would it help you?
It would probably prevent a lot of people of turning into an al/ck/y, but the ones that are would either make their own booze and risk blindness or get it on the black market
The arguments are similar to weed, but alcohol has been a part of our culture since ancient times so it's a bit late to try and ban it now desu

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Inmate
Correct it is genuine advice. Where do you think all the anti social people with almost no friends buy their drugs? Thank you internet.

Evilember
Evilember

@hairygrape
Feel free, but nah I haven't thought you were.

Will do. Although I think I grasp the premise for TAILS. I've also heard to never sign for anything when using the P.O. box.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@5mileys
Mixing it with water slows down getting drunk to fast and keeps you hydrated
High five, user. Doing it like it's meant to be done.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

>>9542360
that's interesting. I do automation in QA fr software and screen size is a constant massive pain in the ass. Fucking selenium and not finding elements that used to be there. oh yeah the vm runs at 1024 by 78 whatever

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Sorry mayne. Had to delete that pic, I didn't strip it of exif.

I fucking hate selenium

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

2nd night sober again. I think I'm going to fail again

King_Martha
King_Martha

Evening al/ck/ies

Just another day trying to not be poor and lonely

Oh, and drinking heavily

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
tfw sold all bitcoin in 2014 and thought I did well

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anyone ever succesfully moderated by switching to just 5% beers?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
They only make me rage and wish I had bought harder liquor, especially if I eat something.

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
shut up cunt.

3000 bitconins. I made about 35000 profit.

35k

now

I'm still mad

15 million.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
god damn, a little over $500k would have been enough for me. and now we're drinking ourselves to death.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evilember
@TalkBomber

Turn it around, boys. There's still plays in the world to be had. NAK is the best risk/reward speculation in the mineral commodities market.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evilember
I spent, sold or daytraded away 120 different cryptos between 2011 and now. If I still owned every coin I've ever had, I'd have something like £80,000,000 today. I have £500 worth left.
Such is life I guess. Could have had it all. Instead I've just got 89p cans, and heartburn.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

someone redpill on kratom pls

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus

Stop saying redpill, you stupid fucking childish piece of shit.STOP IT.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
I'll look into it

massdebater
massdebater

@TalkBomber
one of the reasons I drink

how many times do we have to miss before we hit?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Good to see other drunk investors on Veeky Forums.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
applying sunk cost fallacy to your life

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater

One. It's called going long. Set and forget.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@whereismyname
redpill

Inmate
Inmate

been sober 2+ years

highly recommend it

still sad though

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's never just a fart. It's never just a fart.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@whereismyname
Redpill

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
implying any investors are sober

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
redpill hehe

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
I’m in the process of getting rid of all my dronking paraphenalia and it’s sort of emotional. I also remember the good times about the martini glasses and the crystal tumblers and shakers and snifters.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Just switched from beer to liquor and I feel great.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
I alternate between beer whiskey beer whiskey.
Working pretty good so far.

Booteefool
Booteefool

So I'm ~110 days without a drink and although I don't have any overwhelming urges or cravings, I do miss alcohol.

My question is is it possible to go from alcoholic/problem drinker to getting moderately drunk once or twice a month?

I would honestly argues whether or not I was an alcoholic. I may have been flirting with a drinking problem, but it was only occasionally affecting my day to day.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

whiskey
I drink 1.75l of vodka per day and I've realized that anyone that drinks whiskey is either a non-binge drinker (or beer regular) that is trying to get hammered, or if you're a tramp who hates themselves/ is FUCKED.
After I reached vodka point I haven't been able to enjoy any other liquors, one makes sense economically.
Otherwise, whiskey is best enjoyed/promoted by people who drink mildly and have the money for nice bottles.
Anyone else observe this?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew
yup

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I threw up blood this morning, so I'm sticking to just one bottle of wine tonight.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
one bottle of wine tonight
You sure is was blood m8? Try white instead.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SomethingNew
I drink whisk(e)y and brandy and such sometimes because they taste nice, but vodka is where it's at from a utilitarian point of view. Just ethanol cut with enough water to make it drinkable.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength

I've thrown up wine before, this was a different red and tasted metallic.

I actually did switch to white tonight though, haha.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SomethingNew
Yeah I can't imagine drinking that much whiskey, it'd absolutely wreck me. I'd probably feel better drinking three times as much vodka.

TechHater
TechHater

checking to see when truck is paid off
holy fuck I've had it for 3 years already, seems like 1.5-2years
financed truck a year after last
wew, 4 years since last relationship
that was the last time I got laid

Jesus fucking christ, I need a drink

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
I threw out all my music, terabytes of hand-picked mp3's collected over like a decade, because they made me more inclined to drink. Then started drinking again anyway.
3 years ago I threw away 3 vapes, all my weed paraphernalia and a £200, titanium-nail concentrate bong, then failed to stop smoking.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TalkBomber
Back when I was feeling better I could down a handle of anything, or I thought I could. Clan McGreggor is such goddamned poison that I can't handle less than half of that, I'd never even had a hangover before that "scotch" and I've drank some shitty whisky. Hell my brother weighs just over twice what I do, a real beast, and he can't tolerate it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Anyone else like Ginger Brandy?

My dad used to give to me to soothe my constant ear infections and help me sleep as a kid.

Strong feels when drinking it now 16 years later

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop

Man, i havent seen that pic since my total war center forum days. I used to steal vodka from my parents and "troll" mod developers which usually involved just making off topic comments in otherwise serious threads. Fucking cringe.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
After quitting for the second time after serious withdrawals, I slammed both my shot glasses into the garbage, which felt very liberating. Two months later, my mother came to visit for a week and bout two more fucking shot glasses only this time with measuring marks up to 1oz. I still have my drinking under control mostly, but god damn.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
feels good to have been a teen in the time of message boards and irc instead of facebook and instagram though, at least there was some level of anonimity

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BinaryMan
I can't listen to blues and shit like that any more, anything with a smoky bar vibe gets me thirsty.

Come to think of it I barely listen to music at all when sober.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Illusionz
*bought

@StrangeWizard
He gave it to you to drink, or in your ear?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
3 years ago I threw away 3 vapes, all my weed paraphernalia and a £200, titanium-nail concentrate bong, then failed to stop smoking.
I think that still helps in someway. In my case I there would probably be some retarded part of me that would actually feel obliged to smoke weed because of having invested in expensive paraphernalia. I'd feel guilty about spending the money and then not using it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
He gave it to you to drink, or in your ear?

To drink.

I used to get terrible painful ear infections as a kid and my dad used to be me mix drinks of ginger brandy for pain (we lived in an extremely rural area when I was growing up, I never went to a doctor until I was 20 when I moved).

massdebater
massdebater

@King_Martha
So are you an alcoholic now, just drink too much, or a casual weekly drinker? Don't mean to ask too many questions, just very curious.

likme
likme

@TechHater
I always backtrack my life by what cellphone I had at the moment.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
I'm an alcoholic.

I drink about 3 handles a week of 80 proof vodka.

Ask away, I don't mind.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
I can never remember which phone I had which year, I break so many of them I lose track. Not intentionally, almost all I break leaving them between my legs when I'm driving then getting out of my truck and them falling 3ft to the concrete.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape

At what point did you accept your alcoholism?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
I'm just curios about how childhood alcohol consumption affects poeple later in life. I hope you get better user, a handle could probably last me 4 or 5 days now and I'm only judging this based on how I only buy pints, fifths, and 1L occasionally. Had my first bottle of champagne at 11

TechHater
TechHater

@Supergrass

I agree. I teach high school now and all they do is snap chat eachother day in and day out. I probably spent two+ years hanging out with the same rabble of dudes on offshoot twcf message boards and i never knew their names and that was okay.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn
24 I started to accept it, 25 I knew I was an alcoholic (i'm 30 now).

@Flameblow
I would say it affects people if you drink alcohol as an adolescent. I had my first alcoholic drink at 10, Me and my brother could drink without any restriction at 15. We both turned out to be alcoholics (he is 2 years older then me, 32).

But loss probably played a small roll, Our oldest brother was killed when he was being robbed at gunpoint in 2010. After that me and my remaining brother pretty much went off the handle if you will, We both drank a lot more heavily after that.

I know it sounds irresponsible what our parents allowed, But we lived in such a rural area mail came by plane lol. It's not like where I live now....The suburbs where I can drive 4 miles to a doctors office.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Uh oh anons. I think good old seasonal depression is hitting me. It's a fucking bitch to wake up and during the day I'd rather be drinking or laying in bed for the rest of it. Fucking hate being at work and pretending to be cheerful.

The only thing that got me through my day was a cheerful little girl who laughed when I waved hi and said "goodbye" when I walked away. It was easily the most uplifting and cheerful moment of my day.

takes2long
takes2long

@PurpleCharger
My older brother drinks a lot too, but it seems like he has more control than I do; I think he had his first drink at 15 or 16 but had a lot of access to liquor after that. I drank a did a shit ton of drugs in my teen years and started to hate my family(including extended), I moved far away from them, an thet's when the heavy drinking started. Iv'e been through some bad shit too. I live in a remote area now so I know how it is, hell I have to have satellite internet now.

@Crazy_Nice
Don't start drinking.

Inmate
Inmate

@PurpleCharger
My older brother drinks a lot too, but it seems like he has more control than I do; I think he had his first drink at 15 or 16 but had a lot of access to liquor after that. I drank a did a shit ton of drugs in my teen years and started to hate my family(including extended), I moved far away from them, an thet's when the heavy drinking started. Iv'e been through some bad shit too. I live in a remote area now so I know how it is, hell I have to have satellite internet now.

@Crazy_Nice
Kill yourself asap.

likme
likme

@Crazy_Nice
Is it because you can't deal with the cold and lack of light or do you just hate all the context that comes with the holiday season and such?

I always get hyped and happy when autumn comes along because that means I can go for walks in the dark earlier and all the normies stay inside because of the bad weather.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yes

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
Kill yourself asap.
No u

@likme
I have no idea. I also love cold and dark weather, like the dead of winter at night with gentle snow is the best. It's also my second favorite driving weather behind rain.

It happens every year though.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Whats a good whiskey? Ive had some drinks of random stuff and I think I like it, I want to delve deeper into whiskey.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evilember
Word of advice, dont use a PO Box. Also, check out r/darknetmarketnoobs it's got a very useful guide on it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
dis

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
he dead of winter at night with gentle snow
getting happy just thinking about it

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
congrats. I'm trying too.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Found out I'm having a girl tonight.

I despise girls and women. Being a dad will be a train wreck for the next 20-30 years keeping the guys away and defending my bank account.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Trying to forget all this now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
very nice

i'm just at 100 hours and already feel a bit sad about not drinking

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
Just don't raise her like she's some princess that can do no wrong and know everything. I understand though, if you can, try to have a son. Nothing is better than learning basic auto repair with pops.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
dragging others into this world
feeling sorry for yourself

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
I'm devastated. Was thinking of playing catch and fishing and legos and the science projects. Farting contests and camping.

Now it's just going to be some self entitled cunt that lays around dreaming of being a porn star.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yea, they're going to inherit a much shittier world than me. Not a place for a woman.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Methnerd
General

5mileys
5mileys

@Stark_Naked
Then why did you make a kid if you know it’s going to have a bad future?

People like you should be shot desu, not trying to be mean, just saying.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
heavy beer drinker here, but what do you guys recommend for daily whiskey or vodka drinking, open to anything

takes2long
takes2long

@Stark_Naked
Now it's just going to be some self entitled cunt that lays around dreaming of being a porn star

Just don't have that attitude, or she will become that. My sister has been fucking cunt to me for our entire existence. Even though she has a degree, she's a stay at home mother of two(shes's 28), and her husband is successful as fuck. Why? She always got more than us boys, but she also saw that bad actions had consequences. Stop having suck a piss poor attitude.

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
pls don't

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
@takes2long
Yea, what else are you going to find in an al/ck thread?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
i must.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

does anyone else have an obscenely difficult process for getting unemployment? Literally the worst shit i have ever seen. wait times so long the system hangs up on you. went so long i missed two weeks of payment.

all this for a fucking layoff

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Burnblaze
You can be a drunk and having the decency to stay alone so that you don’t hurt others with your bullshit.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
you posted this last thread. stop being a fag

askme
askme

ill be 4 months in a week lads. seems like my program is slipping a bit though, just staying sober by keeping busy instead of having a spiritual awakening.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
Stop harming innocent children.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
What was the awakening?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow
i dunno i haven't had it yet i think
https://www.hudevbooks.com/library/william_james_var.pdf
maybe i shoudl read that

TreeEater
TreeEater

@askme
takes longer my dude.

i did 3 months in the program and i still go back after a tough bender. there is something there. good luck man

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@iluvmen
oh you mean the non-existent ones from the void?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Carnalpleasure
Yes, stop making them existent. It’s ontological rape, they can’t consent.

TechHater
TechHater

@Booteefool
it is totally possible man! But it is all about that will power and grit to reserve to some sort of weekly max you put on yourself as well as only drinking alcohol for social and special occasions. It should be done in moderation just like weed.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
I can't get a buzz off of that. My stomach fills as I am chugging them, then I just feel mad and nauseous. Tried it last week ended up just making myself sick and went to vodka.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller
good ole anti natalist. i sorta like this life desu

Techpill
Techpill

@cum2soon
Don't start

SniperWish
SniperWish

Went bowling with gf after tying one on, and drank miniatures throughout at every chance I got. She is passed the fuck out and I am looking for something to do. Just a tiny bit too drunk for Xbox, but I am about a movie. Any suggestions that are on Netflix/HBO? Bonus points if al/ck/ related.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish
start mad men, heavy al/ck/ in the 50s and 60s, also alpha jon hamm

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
I watched it years ago, but might give it a rewatch. I have a little bit of a hammboner myself anyways. Ty for the suggestion. Christina Hendricks is SOMETHING ELSE, though. Goddamn.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What cocktail would work with the acronym LGBT? Limoncello, Grenadine, Blue curacao, Triple sec?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PackManBrainlure
I really wanted to make one that spelled out faggot as an acronym but I'm not putting that much energy into telling you that you're in the wrong thread, newfriend.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperWish
Watching the new Dustin Hoffman/Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler flick on Netflix. It's supposed to be more serious than comedy, high hopes.
Thanks for reading the ol' blog, treating this post as a bump. Please reccomend the best thing anyone has reccomended lately.

Nojokur
Nojokur

wake
bake
no pain
no anxiety about the shit I said and did last night
no throwing up, shaking or withdrawing
good nights sleep
stomach filled with nutrients
not dehydrated
PAWS can get fucked. Zero chance of anhedonia, depression, dread, regret - everything is fun af while high
look 100 times better already
people don't hate me for drunken antics
Downsides: potential prison, very expensive

For years prior, with no weed, just booze...
reverse everything above
Downsides: possible prison, extreme poisoning 24/7, physical and emotional agony, certain death.

I get why drug discussion it dissuaded here, but while it'd be disastrous if this became /druggeneral/, weed may have saved me from a horrific death. It's the most powerful tool I've ever used in my attempts to ditch booze, it's worthy of the occasional reminder.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How many standard drinks (10g / 12.7ml) do you cunts drink a day? 21 here.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Crazy_Nice
80 proof, am I reading something wrong, or am I just dumb as fuck? How do I math this for regular drinks (not cider or beer)?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nojokur
I'm going on a vacation soon, I always get "vacation drunk", but after I get back I may give this a shot. Do you live in a legal state, homie?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
Are you me, failed that class miserably. Surprised noone noticed and got academically banned or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Soft_member
Volume of alcohol/100 x Alcohol-percentage/12.7

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
fuck math
1 pint of 80 proof per day
taaka vodka or gin

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
12.7ml is one drink? Fug, I use 50ml measures. Last night was 5 gin and tonics, 4 beers, and 4 whiskeys

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
12.7ml is one drink?
The alcohol content of one drink.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
Thanks, dude!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TechHater
Oh my fucking cunt this blackberry brandy is ridinkydonk. Only 70 proof but it isn't like I am not going to down this 750ml bottle in a few minutes.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Why do I keep doing this to myself?
I need to stop.
Help me
please

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stark_Naked
do the kid a favour and kill yourself before she is able to form any memories of you

you can still fucking play catch and go fishing with a girl you asshole. It's my dream to have a daughter and people like you don't deserve to have children. If you had a boy you'd probably raise an even shittier version of yourself. Change your fucking attitude or get out of that poor girl's life

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Firespawn
Same.

Hungover as duck, have to go get the car fixed and I gotta drive 1200 miles tomorrow.

People shoildnt sell me alcohol.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@LuckyDusty
@Stark_Naked
kys nigger

happy_sad
happy_sad

@LuckyDusty
Kill yourself, retard. The sugar baby porn stars you've come to loathe are a result of poor parenting and daddy issues. Also known as having you as a father.

5mileys
5mileys

/pol/ pls go

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
This. Sincerely a grill whose father taught her to grill and ride ATVs.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@PackManBrainlure
Lime, Gin, Bitters, Tonic

Basically you have to find bitters which would complement a G&T

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Its petty but does anyone else get annoyed when they see normies posting on Facebook about drinking or going out? Like I know its not a contest but fuck off. You had 3 beers, went to bed at 11 and then ran a 5k the next morning.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
@Gigastrength
@RumChicken

Roasties

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
What do you expect? They probably turned 21 yesterday, or live in a place where they can drink even younger and just reached the age where they can.

A single beer is bad to them. Three beers and they are going to hell omg ecksdee.

TechHater
TechHater

@TurtleCat
Go back to /r9k/ or /b/, kiddo.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TalkBomber
Not so much in the way about people bragging about getting drunk [spoiler]it is annoying but whatever[/spoiler] but because a large amount of the time it seems like a bit of a narcissistic exercise to post about it online.
It's probably just something that I'm not getting but why do you want other people to know that you went the pub or some shit? Surely no one cares? I don't know, I just hate social media but I'm probably just the old man shouting at cloud at this point.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
because a large amount of the time it seems like a bit of a narcissistic exercise to post about it online.
You just described the vast majority of what people post about online, especially in the context of social media pages like Facebook. The whole fucking point of those kinds of sites is to post about what you are doing.

but why do you want other people to know that you went the pub or some shit?
There's nothing special or unique about the pub. People post about anything and everything they've done or visited.

old man shouting at the cloud
It's really no different than old-fashioned gossip at work or sitting around chatting with your co-workers at lunch or friends in the evening.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Anyone else have trouble sleeping, or sleeping longer then a couple hours?

I can't sleep longer then 6 hours without 4-6mg of xanax, Even if I'm hammered drunk.

I genuinely miss being able to sleep 12+ hours when I was a teenager. Fuck that was refreshing

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
When I was boozing, yes. I started drinking to help myself sleep. One shot quickly turned to two. Then four. Then a lot more.

Once I got off the booze and started getting more physical activity during the day instead of sitting on my ass in front of the TV and computer all the time the problem went away.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PurpleCharger
@Stark_Naked
@LuckyDusty

The biological imperative to seek out mates is more a male thing than a female thing. It is also more efficient, seeing as once a woman gets impregnated, further sex does absolutely nothing until the nine months are over. A man can continuously impregnate.

Also, glance in this thread. I've seen so many men speak about cheating on their girlfriends, but I have barely seen any talk about unfaithful women.

As a girl, and having dated both men and women, I have found that the men are the more unfaithful and sex-driven. The women are so emotionally invested, and it is a much more fulfilling relationship. With a man, you are pretty much expected to put out after a while or they lose interest. With a woman, you really don't have to.

For the /r9k/ers complaining about women, stop dating/having sex with females. Follow pic related, as it is probably better for you.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Playboyize
I don't think It's the man's fault for not wanting you around, That is usually something the woman has done/is doing that makes us not want to be around you.

For instance-

I left my ex because she was clingy after about 6 months. Constantly touching me or talking to me while I'm busy....Women need constant attention, They are like children. You have to talk to them and treat them almost just like children

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
That is what I mean though. Men like space unless they are horny or on the off-chance they want affection, which is hard to gauge. With a woman, I can just cuddle all day and be as lovey as I want. It is a purer form of love, and not just a convenient situation to sate lust or boost self-esteem.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
Forgot the pic.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
I can see how women would want to date other women. They all seem to want more affection then men typically can give, I don't think I've ever dated a woman who would kiss me once or twice all day then not bother me when I'm busy or be nagging on me or just constantly touching me while I'm watching TV or something. They almost remind me of a cat and how a cat constantly wants to be touching you, Even if you continue to push it away it will get as close to you as you allow it.

With that all being said I still would prefer the nagging and emotional games of a woman then to have sex with a man. I guess some people can go from women to guys and back again but I just cannot touch a man, Nothing about a man is attractive or sexy to me.

So until they can perfect the brain transplant I'm SOL.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SniperGod
Blood that is vomited isn't red in colour.

likme
likme

@Nojokur
I don't like weed as much as I used to desu
Especially on social occasions since I get more insecure with it.

Also I like the culture and the taste experience that comes with many types of drinks.

Techpill
Techpill

@Evil_kitten
Unless its an esophageal bleed.

Wanna know something crazy? Alcohols like us can get these shots called esophageal varicoaities if we hit it too hard. Basically your hepatic portal veins get blocked by a sclerotic liver and other veins swell to a huge size. If they burst you can literally bleed out and die from your mouth. Same shit for your asshole.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evil_kitten
Fresh blood is. Yeah, it turns black after a whole but if you have ongoing bleeding in your stomach you can absolutely vomit up red blood.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I thought this would work, but it didn't
put piece of dark chocolate in a thick glass with a shot of overproof rum
ignite rum, let it get hot, blow it out
stir in chocolate till it melts
maybe some hot milk would have helped, it's just way too strong right now

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TalkBomber
Use something that's not as strong as overproof rum for most of the drink. Then float a very thin layer of the overproof stuff on the top for your flame effect. That's standard practice for "flaming" cocktails. Most of the drink is normal. It's only a very thin layer on the top which is the overproof stuff.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
Just put rum in a hot chocolate and call it a day

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
I do to plenty of times but I’m not willing to make the gamble for someone else though. And I think at the very least dysfunctional addicts should refrain from having kids even if others don’t.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
dysfunctional addicts should refrain from having kids
there is some truth to this

i wonder if all us drunks just stopped having kids if after 100 years alcyism would be gone. I wonder if its purely genetic or if it can spring up

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
Thanks for the daily stay on the wagon motivational quote.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TreeEater
I think it’s some mix of genetics and environment like most things.

They should start a steralisation programme where you get free vodka in return or something.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CouchChiller
@StrangeWizard
now it's a solid mass of nasty tasting chocolate
may get some milk later and melt it into that, along with some more chocolate

TreeEater
TreeEater

Do you guys actually cook or do you just come to Veeky Forums for al/ck/?
It's been a while and I'm hankering for some potato soup so I think I'll buy the ingredients when I go out to buy my whisky.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
I cook, but lately I have just been lazily throwing things in a pan. They come out really well, mind you. I just wish I had the energy to put some more effort into my diet.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Crazy_Nice
Do you plan on never drinking again? If so, why are you counting days?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
oh yeah, that brings me back
cant find phone to verify what day it is
find phone, wont turn on
it is 630
fuck, AM or PM?
did I already work today and take a nap or is it the next day
WHAT DAY IS IT!?
frantically turning on tv and computer, for an answer
mother fuck, it is Wednesday, and night. I already worked today

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
I was going to ask you guys if you can deal with cooking wine in the house when sober actually desu. I’m scared.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
not having a phone that displays a proper 24 hour clock with the date beneath

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
What a waste..

farquit
farquit

5 day sober
no more gut agony or shakiness
no fear
no craving
slept 10 hours
just sitting by the backdoor with a cup of coffee, completeley at ease listening to the birds

I know this happiness won’t last but it’s one of the best things about going sober.

likme
likme

@farquit
Good job user, but wait until the boredness kicks in

Firespawn
Firespawn

@likme
Yeah that’s always a rough one, but I’m generally extremely interested in everything so even my bored self will still get hyped enough about things, I think. It had the other times I went sober so far at least.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
Depending how much weed you wanted it would probably be easier to just buy it in person. Finding weed is piss easy as soon as you realise that most food service workers smoke. I shit you not, you get a job at a restaurant, and half the staff will be stoned.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Firespawn
The thing that always lured me back to drinking was being extremely bored by everything. It was like an itch. Good for you if you can ignore it or stay motivated.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Firespawn
Man I think in bipolar or something.

Boredom always gets me after a few days clean but I will get fixated on one thing and learn about it for hours.

Last time it was webddeaign. Bought my own domain and coded it from scratch. Got drunk and let the project go. This break it was learning about cars. Stayed up till 3 like 3 nights in a row learning about superchargers, carbeurators and super/turbo chargers.

I need some more long-term sobriety man.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No one knows how bad I am

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Spamalot
alpha jon hamm
ah yes another idiot who missed the entire fucking point of mad men

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Poker_Star
Literally everyone knows how bad I am but I'm actually a bit worse than they even know.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TalkBomber
@StonedTime
@Crazy_Nice
They’re documenting fun memories they’ve had with friends. Disdain for excessive social media updates is somewhat rational but you don’t have to hate on people for having fun. You wouldn’t react this way to a polaroid of friends at a bar from the seventies that was placed on someone’s mantlepiece, this is just an example of technology changing the way those kinda of experiences are shared and remembered.

I know this type of anger comes from loneliness because I’ve been there (I am there) but demonstrate a little self awareness and stop being petty.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
I often find myself at 7 in the morning having 40 tabs open about inland navies, vanilla agriculture, Tanzanian hunter-gatherer tribes, Mongolian Buddhism, Polynesian migration patterns, whatever. And then there’s an e-reader full of unread books, film backlogs, there’s too much interesting stuff.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Kinda trying to ween after an intervention I had after asking my roommate to buy me beer because I was too anxious from withdrawals to get my own. Now I'm out and mostly sober for about 16 hours. This shit is awful. I just want to lay around and try to get my mind off of things. I just wish I wasn't too anxious to go out and buy my own.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme

Nah, there are ways, although it takes some work and time. As a student, I know a few of them.

You can just buy cheap wine-brewing sets for like 50$, and have 20 liters of homebrew ready in 2 weeks (europris broooor). Also, getting some cheap moonshine here in Norway, especially if you're in the countryside, is easy as shit.

Saying that though, I would be drink more if Norway didn't have a shitload of taxes on alcohol.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
If you don’t mind my asking, is the desire to get alcohol after your attempt to wean off of it just to get the withdrawal symptoms to end or because you’re doubting that you want to be sober in general?

likme
likme

@Methnerd
How long do you have to drink to feel better from drinking? I'm depressed as fuck and been drinking but I'm not reliant on it yet as it doesn't make me feel better, or worse, or anything at all really. I want to become al/ck/.

hairygrape
hairygrape

finally asked my ex wife to fuck off forever.

Maybe it will stop this fucking nightmare.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@King_Martha

I wonder if you are a viral marketer praying on the weak minds of alcoholics to use this app

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
I know you want (You)s but this is just an objectively dumb and tonedeaf thing to post both in content and in context.

Techpill
Techpill

@w8t4u

How much do you pay for 1 liter moonshine on the countryside in norway? Or does it comes in this 5 L containers?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Raving_Cute
You make a good point. I think the issue for me is that; for so many of these activities, the documentation and social media sharing is the goal. Some of these people would not even do what they're doing if not for social media.

I don't hate the people who participate in this behavior but I do reject doing it myself.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill

It really depends, if you know them personally, maybe 20$ for 5L. In the cities, there's always the polish guy who knows someone smuggling booze over the border for like 10-15$ a bottle.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
As someone who hasn’t posted a FB status since 2013, but still has an account for organising events and for Messenger, in my experience that’s not an accurate generalisation to make. These people definitely exist, but most people posting about their nights out are just shooting the shit the same way you might bring up what a great time you had on the weekend when you get to work on a Monday.

Personally I have no problem with people posting photos of social functions/memories, etc. The behaviour I find odd is using Facebook to post opinions and diatribes and jokes you came up with as statuses because it seems almost like taking advantage of a captive audience, but even then that’s assuming everyone wants the same thing out of Facebook that I do so I try to ignore it.

That said Facebook really is the bottom tier of social media platforms and doesn’t promote interesting content in the slightest.

FastChef
FastChef

What are some not shit tier Rums?

I drank Captain Morgan's religiously in college and now I drink mostly Kraken.

Anything else good?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@iluvmen
I KNOW I don't want to stay sober. But yes, I definitely want the alcohol so I can feel like cleaning the kitchen or something instead of chain smoking or laying in bed.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberburn
An example

Nojokur
Nojokur

@FastChef
I alternate between Captain Morgans and Sailor Jerry’s depending on how much I feel like spending, Sailor Jerry’s being the better option (5%) more alcoholic.
Rum and coke is my drink of choice though so if you’re going for taste I’m not qualified to answer.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
Nah, Rum and Coke (preferably Vanilla Coke if it's actually sold in the store when I bump into it) is my go to for just lounging around.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
Well I’m sure you know already the withdrawals will only get worse each time they get put off to stat drinking again, that’s my only advice.
Are xans from a doctor out of the question as a temporary fix?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
No health insurance so I couldn't go to a doctor. The only thing that's ever successfully kept me sober for longer than a week was weed and I can't smoke any right now because I'm looking for a job.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Raving_Cute
I dislike the disturbing pervasiveness and ubiquity of social media, especially considering very you children are being reared in this lifestyle. I got rid of Facebook at least 5-6 years ago and have never owned a cell phone before.

It makes life a bit less convenient, more so now that I am an early-career professional. People used to think it was cool I didn't have a cell phone, not anymore - I think they wonder what is wrong with me, if I'm a friendless weirdo, unabomber, etc.

Despite my rather strong opinions on social media and the pathologically narcissistic behavior of documenting one's life like they are a reality star, I keep them to myself. People can do whatever they want, it's no skin off my back, and I'm not going to be some silent bitter weirdo brooding while others have fun. Especially since a lot of the people complaining about others having vapid fun are essentially wasting their youth shitposting on an ephemeral message board, with nothing to show for it but lost time and unrealized experiences.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Boy_vs_Girl
I don’t think I truly realised how much I took living in Australia for granted until now, sorry to hear that.

Something OTC with codeine might help you sleep if you can get some?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@lostmypassword
Brits are so fucking lucky with their OTC codeine.

When I went to britbongistan 3 years ago for work I made some "lean" with sprite and "care" codeine. It was a blue bottle

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evil_kitten
Especially since a lot of the people complaining about others having vapid fun are essentially wasting their youth shitposting on an ephemeral message board, with nothing to show for it but lost time and unrealized experiences.
This is why I’m skeptical of staunchly anti social media proponents. I do wonder how kids growing up on it will turn out though and I’m grateful I got a good amount of growing up in before it really took hold.
It’s almost mandatory for me to have a smartphone though what with all the apps that even government agencies make use of these days, and the job I just got actually made it a requirement.

WebTool
WebTool

@lostmypassword
Not the guy you're replying to, but seeking treatment of any kind as an addict is rough in a lot of the US. 30 day in-patient treatment is like $3200 around here, and most insurance won't even cover that. Out-patient programs that run for 3 or 4 months run like $75 1on1, $30 1.5 hour group sessions.

Doctors aren't great with anything regarding opioids, beyond the first prescription ranging from 5-30 days. Nothing with codeine is OTC here.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@likme
I hope this is bait. You don't want to be one of us.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@WebTool
Man that's shit. Just go to aa at that point and get a sponsor that's not a self righteous dickhead.

Spamalot
Spamalot

How old were you when you first felt the effects of satan's syrup? I remember it vividly. I bought a crate of beers while in France aged 12, drank 5 x 330ml bottles and got wasted. I can still picture it perfectly, can still taste that frosty French beer.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

we made it

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
Probably 8, thinking about it. I don't think I got drunk or anything though. Just a light buzz.

Evilember
Evilember

@VisualMaster
are there any alternatives though?

Supergrass
Supergrass

thought I was having the shakes
I was just cold

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
thought it was hot inside
I'm just going though w/d and pouring sweat

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methnerd
Oh fuck I do that...

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
same, my growth has been insane with crypto and pretty good on RH, didn't start off with much tho so I'm still a broke bitch

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
get back into browsing al/ck
See this
"Also, glance in this thread. I've seen so many men speak about cheating on their girlfriends, but I have barely seen any talk about unfaithful women"

Al/ck absolutely BTFO.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@w8t4u
but I have barely seen any talk about unfaithful women

That's because all women are whore and It's expected.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Crazy_Nice
take a bunch of vitamin d

RavySnake
RavySnake

Rum and coke all day erryday. It's a drink for patricians.

sweet taste of coca cola
combined with a hint of citrus and light flavor found only in white rum

It's simply the best. No overbearing flavors, simplicity, elegance, and 80 proof liquor. All for you to enjoy.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
Van Darkholme please go.

TechHater
TechHater

@Techpill
Wanna know something crazy? Alcohols like us can get these shots called esophageal varicoaities if we hit it too hard. Basically your hepatic portal veins get blocked by a sclerotic liver and other veins swell to a huge size. If they burst you can literally bleed out and die from your mouth. Same shit for your asshole.
Yeah that's how Kerouac died. He vomited up lots and lots of blood.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Flameblow
I started drinking when i where 12-14 dont a alcohlic yet 20 now.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm really drunk and my liver hurts. Pls send for help.

Supergrass
Supergrass

broke until next friday
no alcohol left

at least i tapered properly

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
F

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Everyone should pour one out for Grape-kun.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Harmless_Venom
Quick rundown?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
A noble penguin, scorned by his former lover and reduced to a blubbering mess, found love in a two dimensional girl named Hululu and took her as his wife. He was even visited by her voice actress.

He tragically died a natural death.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-41608350

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
incentivized eugenics, doug stanhope has a good comedy bit about this

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TreeEater
I cook, but it's pretty much all I do other than drink. I love the action of it all, and entertaining others but sometimes when drinking/eating are my only "hobbies", I get a little jealous of people that actually give a shit about real stuff because cooking/eating is my only passion and that's just means of survival.
I'm not super talented, I've just worked in food service for the last six years, so I can cook better than most college kids my age and I get the occasional "oohs and aaaahs".

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

haven't seen mall drinker posts in a while
I-is he alright? Did he get help? It's not too often I get actually concerned about fellow anons in a shitty spot.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Relapsed and went into rehab recently, couple of weeks ago maybe

idontknow
idontknow

Well, it's official. There are no more jobs to apply for within 50 miles of me, and I cannot just relocate. Should I just drink until I pass out? It seems like an increasingly attractive option.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
My brother sobered up the day his ex-wife physically moved out of their house. Good luck. Maybe this is it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@FastChef
Shit tier--just get Cruzan. It's as good as anything under $20, but it's only like $10-12. Capt/Kraken/Bacardi are overpriced and garbage.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nojokur
He is thought to have become fixated on the cut-out after being jilted by a female penguin called Midori, which had been his mate for a decade.
Even penguins are waking up to pure 2d waifuism

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
If you have a link I’d be grateful.

Stanhope seems like /ourguy/ in general.

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Stanhope seems like /ourguy/ in general.
Yeah if your highest level of education is secondary school and you spend your time watching YouTube "documentaries".

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SomethingNew
He was the las vegas shooter, You didn't hear?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why am I doing this? I don't even want to be sober. I'm just doing it because I'm too anxious to go to the store.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Wow, My brother is actually becoming famous. Like IRL famous...

An I'm a crippling alcoholic with a stupid ass job and no life.

wew

Bidwell
Bidwell

Does a huge Ice cube have that much of an effect on the taste of Scotch? I've always loved it on the rocks but am i doing myself a disservice?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lunatick
tfw no drug/alcohol drone delivery service
For Death is the meaning of night;
The eternal shadow
Into which all lives must fall,
All hopes expire.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Bidwell
supposedly some water will make certain compounds precipitate out of solution, oils and such, which will change the taste of it either for the better or for the worse depending on the whisky
however, it also cools it down, which will change the flavor further
tl;dr
drink it the way you like it, but try experimenting

Flameblow
Flameblow

Mis-calculated how much booze I had in and now it's almost 11, I'm only just buzzed and I'm about to run out. What a fuckin disaster.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Haha. Said I'd quit drinking on Sunday, threw out a full 700 of new Amsterdam and 350 of Smirnoff...comes to Friday, i buy a liter of vodka on my lunch break to drink when I get home as I am off tomorrow. Hahaaa ya can never win

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef
I mean in the sense that he is a pessimistic drunken mess, not that he is a great intellect.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
A bit of water in scotch is the norm with fine stuff, but chilling it diminishes the flavour. Try your scotch with a bit of water instead of ice perhaps.

likme
likme

tfw no job and my drinking is only getting worse
gonna be broke real quick at this rate

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Evil_kitten
You probably don't do enough activity

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Flameblow
rare stirner

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
Cheers lad. One of my favorites.

WebTool
WebTool

@Gigastrength
tfw on the wagon because i want booze to be my property and not be the property of the booze

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
Not gonna lie if I had any input in the advent of drone delivery I’d make it a requirement to be disabled before they’d deliver you substances like drugs or alcohol. Just thinking about my uncle who barely leaves the house as it is. Every year he’s still alive is a surprise to me and to my mother who has been driving 60km round trips to his house in the hills regularly because he keeps having drunken accidents requiring medical attention and making suicide threats in the middle of the night.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
Sorry for your loss. Roasties slut school teachers will brainwash her to hate you no matter how you treat her

Inmate
Inmate

@Snarelure
Can anyone explain this to me? I have no idea what OTC is, or how this works. Burger here, just curious.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Over the counter, buy from pharmacists

SniperGod
SniperGod

got paid today since its closest weekday to the 15th
spend 100 bucks on alcohol
gettin hammered

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Inmate
It means over the counter.

Brits don't have to have a perscription for codeine like we have to here in the U.S.

They can buy codeine (in low-medium strength) OTC by just saying "Hi I'm a britbong with a sore throat, Can I have some cure brand codeine?"

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
The good thing about people like you hating women is that women hate you right back and you won’t get to have children.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
I have three daughters you dried up whore.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Inmate
W/o prescription? That's crazy. Our rap industry over here would be over if that was the case.
Pls answer my question, though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
@Flameblow
Nvm read this what in the fuck, this is blowing my burger mind. What's the expense rate? That's bananas.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@viagrandad
@Flameblow
In the US you just get 'tussin instead, works just about as well and is way fuckin cheaper.
US has CRAZY lenient OTC law normally, and even moreso with prescriptions. If you actually want a fix on something just go to a random doc-in-the-box and bitch about a super bad cough you think might be strep and they'll throw a script for two bottles at you without blinking

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
So you mean robotussin? Because that's nothing :,(

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
If you think tussin is nothing then your mixture ratio is off, or you've got low-percentage ingredients.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
@Fuzzy_Logic
@Dreamworx

overdosing robotussin will shred your goddamn kidneys and liver so you should probably drink a lot more of it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
Yeah because coedine is super healthy for you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SomethingNew
he fell for the opiates are harmful meme

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Dreamworx
tussin does the same thing as codeine
Look, look, point and laugh at this fag.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

alright I got lots of stuff to do this weekend so for real this time no drinking
say it all week
friday evening buy bottle of jack
wake up 3 pm sat sun and do nothing
repeat
Im not an alcoholic but shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is it relatively safe to drink while using Zoloft? Just started the medication yesterday, but the cravings are hitting me and I've got a bottle of shitty wine.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Found the faggot who doesn't know how to mix

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool
Found the faggot that doesn't know how to into basic drugs lemao

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fried_Sushi
I was horrified to drink when taking ambien
because that's how you wake up naked in a gas station
but eventually I just said "fuck it". Got pretty good sleep desu. But hey, if you don't have anyone to watch you/ can't lock your doors probably don't.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
dissociatives are the same thing as opiates

just mix that ketamine real good man it's just like heroin

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
Thank you so much for not being dumb as fuck. Seriously, thank you.

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
yw m8

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
etizolam is the superior benzo and it is legal

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
It is pretty nice (and easy to get). Better than alcohol. Ever tried diclazepam? Thinking about getting some just in case I want a long-acting benzo.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw alcohol

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw sober

whereismyname
whereismyname

What's everyone's favorite drunk food?
Mine is either sad ramen+ buffalo sauce or a publix chicken tendie sub.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Skullbone
Yeah you're me. I'm touching my weener.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
any flavor of wing from buffalo wild wings or a cheesesteak

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tried going cold turkey today, felt like was going to die. After I got over the anxiety a little and went and got some beer. Genuinely hoping I can taper off a bit, I never want to experience that anxiety again.

massdebater
massdebater

@whereismyname
i like to get a bag of Tims jalapeno chips and mix it with a bag of either regular or jalapeno cheddar cheetos

its crazy man

Playboyize
Playboyize

NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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JunkTop
JunkTop

@Garbage Can Lid
i get like this 7 dollar crap pic related ive started mixing it with apple cider, makes it palatable

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Love this shit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tired of bottom shelf vodka, is higher alcohol just a myth?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
higher quality

massdebater
massdebater

@whereismyname
based publix poster

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@hairygrape
@Emberburn
Final question, would you recommend getting a small, medium, or full size P.O. box for the dark net thing? I would also like to convey my thanks for your help. Although with the last post, you slightly missed something like shut in or introvert to completely nail my disposition.

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