LEAVE DAVE ALONE!

LEAVE DAVE ALONE!

Nah, keep hammering away, he doesn't care; even if he does notice.

sir i believe you downloaded my picture without asking permission. please delete and ask next time. also make sure to change the filename

>mfw I've survived DFW

When are you going to stop this

They won't. They are incentivized, heavily. Its a battlefield here.

It's the perfect filename tho

Us adults are all screaming inside.
Don't be like us.
Swim in the water.
mmmmhahahah

NO

DISCERNIBLE

TALENT

>le old grumpy jew meme
Bloom posting is almost as bad as DFW posting

>ij went from #1 to #42 in 2 years

kek

hi jake

I've always wondered: What is that big book?

leatherbound new york telephone directory

The difference between these two charts is truly impressive.

Why bother reading someone who couldn't even live with himself?

The only sincere moment in the life of David Foster Wallace was when he kicked away the chair. The rest of his life was a lie, the new sincerity was a joke whose punchline was the creaking of a leather belt around the rafter.

His literary career was a menagerie of self help lies told to keep his depression at bay - the audience pussy and drugs were the ghosts at that feast of hypocrisy.

The depression was warranted because behind all the gimmicks and the self awareness and the bandannas was no discernible talent.

who made this and who voted on it?

Dave be cry.

>welcome to the water

the newer one is much better

and now we shall continue own own feast upon the news

>Moby-Dick that low

OP and his weeb friends.

There are some questionable choices on the last half of that list, but it's still a massive improvement over the first chart.

>Infinite Jest at #1
>The Stranger at #2
>The Bible at #64
>"Harry Potter series"
>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
>Inundated with baby's first books like Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, Slaughterhouse Five, etc
>No Shakespeare until #21
>#21 is the only Shakespeare
>Infinite Jest, I repeat, at #1, ranked higher than the Brothers Karamazov, Moby Dick, Ulysses, Hamlet, Anna Karenina, the Odyssey, the Divine Comedy, and yes indeed, the Bible

No wonder Veeky Forums is desperately trying to turn against Dave now

Does anyone have that humrus picture in which DFW is drawn as a walrus, beneath which is written "David Faggot Walrus"? Thanks lads.

The fall of DFW on here has been glorious

The Sword of Shannara trilogy.

I wonder how much gel they had to put it in hair for this photo.

>he took himself way too seriously
>his fans take him way too seriously

perfect storm for someone to be taken down a peg. i actually like DFW but for some reason i think it's funny to totally shit all over him.