Describe the traditional cuisine of one country of your choosing in a single...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Describe the traditional cuisine of one country of your choosing in a single sentence.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
England: Shit except fish and chips.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
America: Ranch dressing please

takes2long
takes2long

India: world's best-tasting baby food.

likme
likme

Netherlands: cheese + fish = breakfast is served.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Japan: Muh fish

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BinaryMan
America. Pretty awesome and we're happy but the world hates us

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
United States: We stole everything from everybody else.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BinaryMan
China I like the general tso.

5mileys
5mileys

Greece: olive oil, garlic, onion, salt, pepper, oregano, feta

askme
askme

@5mileys
Oh and lemon

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
...except barbecue.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BinaryMan
Greece - Overall delicious.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
America, invented fire.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Malaysia: We once tried to ban our traditional cakes because it contained poppy seeds

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
True
t. Greek

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop

It's not fucking fair.
Even our fast food sucks ass.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
@askme
@Deadlyinx
Greece: you can easily tell the difference between our food and Turkish food because the restaurants where it's served are colored blue and white instead of red and white.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Even our fast food sucks ass.
But Brits invented fast food:

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
Japan: Salt and Seaweed.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@VisualMaster
Maybe abroad. In Turkey restaurants smell much more of heavy-handed spice use (not bad just their style) and the fact that they mix all kinds of cuisine seafood, meat, sweets etc all in one place.

Also they stole everything from us and their other neighbours but that's another story.

Illusionz
Illusionz

China: Ginger, garlic, rice, and tons of oil

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
Garlic is the king of all ingredients. Food would be so boring without it. It's the cornerstone of pretty much every interesting cuisine.

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
American South: Arguing about barbeque sauce and meat.

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
korea: take chilis, garlic, soy, and sesame, then ferment the fuck out of everything

@takes2long
ethiopia gives them a run for their money in that department

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
I shudder to think what your food tastes like. You're probably one of those retards that unironically believes "you can never have too much garlic xdddd"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
Are you retarded? How did you surmise that? Name one ingredient more useful than garlic - except for salt and pepper.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BinaryMan
Mfw my thread was replaced with a newer, slicker, more specific thread.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BunnyJinx
Everything I eat has ten pounds of garlic therefore it is the most useful herb
Sage
Thyme
Rosemary
Chili of any kind
Sesame oil

I use all of these 10 fold more than I use garlic unless the dish is specifically centered around using garlic, because I actually know how to fucking cook and don't need to suffocate every other flavor in the dish under 30 tons of one ingredient.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
Greece: Whatever you do, use olive oil.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@haveahappyday
@JunkTop
@CouchChiller
Britain: Our food was so bad we had to steal food from our colonies and we still manage to fuck it up.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Supergrass
You idiot, that's clearly down to your recipe preferences. If you look at the body of world cuisine and all available recipes garlic is far more prevalent and therefore useful (aka a cornerstone) than any of those herbs, the one spice and your silly Asian condiment.

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
Nigga, Ancient Rome had fast food.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Harmless_Venom
Agreed, Garlic and any sort of onions are the best.

Inmate
Inmate

Canada: Poutine is a national treasure.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Illusionz
usa != amurrica.

also

usa: deep fried everything, corn sugar everywhere, more fat and sugar the better.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Belgium : French fries

Methnerd
Methnerd

Russia: Fatten up for the long winter.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
Brits BTFO

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
Why does Korea have sushi?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Lithuania: Can never have enough potatoes

TechHater
TechHater

Irish: sometimes doesn't have enough potatoes

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BinaryMan
India: "The Best Paste You'll Ever Taste." (tm)

@askme
@Skullbone
Britons wuz Romans an' shiet tho.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Brazil: É uma delícia.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Brazil: better than argentina's

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Morocco: yes, we actually have food

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Flameblow
Korea has gimbap (sushi-like things) surrounding a 1/2 & 1/2 bowl of JJ an JPG noodles. Not bothering to spell those two things out.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Italy: Our dead grandmas are rolling in their graves.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
F

likme
likme

Straya: hot food on hot days. And we eat fucking anything.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Brazil: poor fucks attempt to pass off as French when the basis of the food is Portuguese lowlife meals, whatever Nigerian slaves could cobble up, and whatever the Natives had available (mostly yam)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Texas: sugar and spice makes everything nice.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Japan
Best cuisine

Supergrass
Supergrass

Argentina: Less autistic italian.

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
Flipland: Putting hotdogs on spaghetti is really great guys I swear xddd

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
Brazil: Beautifull lunch buffet with high quality meat, fruits and vegetables prepared in differnt ways.

The Brazilians themselves mainly smash their plate with pre-processed carbohydrates

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
uma delicia

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Iran: Sour stew on top of rice.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
Sounds like Italia

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
yes

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
Canada:What cuisine lmao? Also what country?
Ftfy

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@LuckyDusty
Belgium
French
???

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
Barbecue are from slaves though

Playboyize
Playboyize

Varying amounts of gochujang

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

China: Don't worry, we'll find a way to make it revolting.

likme
likme

@Nude_Bikergirl
bite into delicious bun
filled with meat floss
wow, a chocolate pastry
nope, red bean paste
can i get a regular cheese pizza
sure, with inexplicable added corn and mayonnaise

Techpill
Techpill

dude garlic lmao

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@likme
rousong is good though, as is red bean paste. Red bean paste in particular is a counterpart to oversweetened western desserts.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
Italy: canned food taste better than the average food i eat when i travel in other countries

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BinaryMan
Austria: best desserts and pastry in the world

inb4 some belgian/frenchman/german comes and disagrees

fuck off I've been to all those countries and you all don't have shit on us you faggots

WebTool
WebTool

USA

The best food from around the world made even getter

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
usa: hope you like corn syrup.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Carnalpleasure
Yes, Americans are stupid

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@w8t4u
I can confirm this.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Greece
Take something unhealthy
Put it into something healthy
???????
Profit
Alternatively just say fuck it and let the male cooks roast a whole animal

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Alternatively just say fuck it and let the male cooks roast a whole animal while they get pissed

fix'd

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
UK: 1001 ways to ingest lard.

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass

t. Twice a day McDonald's eater.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
american:extra bacon please

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
Why is NZ just a cracker with what looks like ketchup on it? Is that what Kiwis eat?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
It's a meat pie you fucking tard

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BunnyJinx
ann then you fucking gave up.

w8t4u
w8t4u

China: Oily lard with steamed dough, with occasional stir fried veges drowning in sauce

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
Only someone with zero knowledge about american food would make such an idiotic comment

Techpill
Techpill

@Burnblaze
Britons wuz Romans an' shiet tho.

No they werent, theyre anglo-saxons, aka the people the Romans built a wall in order to keep out

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BinaryMan
meat potatoes sauerkraut and a beer please.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Norway: the only flavour is salt.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Philippines: Fry all the parts of the animal nobody else wants.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
You fail history m8.

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