My brother is coming out as gay to the fam. I'm making dinner.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Seriously what kind of meal do you make for a serious event that could go south. I care about my brother and I want this to go well. My parents should be there for him. I sure won't be. This is the last time I talk to him now thay he's decided to be a faggot.

Something neutral/light like chicken piccatta?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
Corn on the cob, Hotdogs and Banana Split for dessert.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Polish sausage

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Bidwell
when serving hotdogs, make sure your parents open the buns and insert the hot dog themselves themselves. Then provide ample napkins/tissues for crying about their line ending because of their 2 gay sons

JunkTop
JunkTop

@happy_sad
starter
Italian sausage balls
main
Rainbow trout flambe
dessert
Ben and Jerry's ice cream topped with skittles and fudge

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@happy_sad
Sausage on a stick.

But no, seriously, make comfort food. Like spaghetti Bolognese, or meatloaf and mashed potatoes, or roasted chicken and vegetables.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@happy_sad
Chick Fil-A

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@happy_sad
porn webm
falling for the jew this hard
really makes me go hmmm OP

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad
You're a shitty human being, OP. So make your brother a nice dinner and you go eat a bag of dicks.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Make a bunch of chicken alfredo and crush up a bunch of valium in it

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
You should get takeout from that hiv restaurant.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

For me it's the McChicken, the gayest sandwich.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Whatever as long as you make it as terrible as possible. Give everyone gastro if possible. Divert the attention from your brother to their suffering bowels.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
best suggestion so far

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
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takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
for me it's the mcchicken

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
Go with finger sandwiches

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@happy_sad
but why though?

Methshot
Methshot

Hot dogs, you know, like wieners and sausages and shit. Hey all, now my brother has something to say..

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell
LOL there's also meatball subs, sushi with mayo in the middle, and fudgy popsicles.

OP if you want to be more subtle about it, maybe try serving: a frittata appetizer, black bean chili (be sure to keep bringing up its high fiber content), and macarons for desert.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@happy_sad
tell him he's a soyboy and serve him a soydog

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
Footlong hotdogs with mayo, no bun.

massdebater
massdebater

Make faggots.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Venison hoof.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@happy_sad
Pasta puttanesca.
Fitting for your fucking man-whore brother.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Find him a surrogate mother so at least someone in your family can extend your family tree.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
Sauce?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
Faggots want attention.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Electro shock treatments count as food, right?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@happy_sad
Gay here. I would make a pineapple upside down cake to represent his inverted sexuality and also because it is delicious.

I think most gay guys would enjoy veal piccata if you can source good veal, or chicken would work well too. Make sure to pound the breasts thin.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@happy_sad
Doesn't matter what you make. Just show up. As long as you're there, your parents will realize that no matter how many dicks your brother takes, at least he's not as big a disappointment as you are.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@happy_sad
Beef Wellington. Nice piece of meat in a bun... I'd follow it up with some double fudge cake.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
I think most gay guys would enjoy veal piccata

Yeah, because most gay people have the same taste and preferences.

I've only ever met 2 gay people IRL who also browsed Veeky Forums. One was a skinny, long haired, neck beard and the other was his hugely overweight black boyfriend. Both furries and super weird with pleb tier taste. Gays are just as varied as straights when it comes to food preferences.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
Make gumbo and stop being such a faggot.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
your sexual orientation likely predetermines your food taste

off yourself, snowflake

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
sad day

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@King_Martha
This. There's nothing worse than gay dudes (real or pretend) who perpetuate some kind of weird-ass stereotypes that all gay dudes like the same shit.

Two of the closest fags I know are completely different in their tastes: one will not eat anything that isn't basically meat and bread. The other is pretty much vegan.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
This

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@King_Martha
@Carnalpleasure
@lostmypassword
Well they all have a taste for cock so they must share some common ground. Only a few select men would let another man shove a penis in their mouth. They must be somewhat similar.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
you lose your crush to another guy or something? your post is unnecessarily angry

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@LuckyDusty
Under the right circumstances, I'm positive you'd let another man shove a penis in your mouth. For instance, if he offered to shove his penis in your mouth.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Two hot plates of knuckle sandwiches

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

coq au vin

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Puttanesca

And make sure they know what the translation is. I think this will really add an entirely new layer of tension and filth to the dinner party

askme
askme

@Stupidasole

I'm HIV positive you'd let another man shove a penis in your mouth

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Try chicken soup, pancakes and churry. I think these are the best. And lots of people like them too.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure
gay guys
are faggots about their food
It all checks out.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Kolache or pigs in a blanket with white cheddar inside of them

likme
likme

@happy_sad
sauce?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
Mia Malkova, don't have source.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
Gay here again. Would love the second one, and be fine with the first. Gays love pastry. Prove me wrong!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
Sausages with boiled new potatoes. For dessert a chocolate dipped banana.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
thanks user

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
Zenith kek

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@massdebater

This gets my vote.
Add to that, spotted dick or desert.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
thanks, reddit! You did it!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Cucumbers, with Crisco sauce

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