Why has god forsaken me?

girlDog
girlDog

go to a vending machine
take out my newest and crispiest dollar bill
vending machine refuses to take it
Why has god forsaken me?

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Because you're a weeb

happy_sad
happy_sad

A lot of them accept bluetooth payment now. It's really, dare i say, fun

5mileys
5mileys

Does the vending machine run free software?

likme
likme

Why has god forsaken me?
Because you're using a vending machine for anything other than shitty coffee at the rest-station while on a road trip?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@happy_sad
Are you, dare I say it, /myguy/?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@girlDog
I wonder how many machines sit around making zero money because their operators can't be bothered to maintain them.
have only a $5 and a $1
it won't accept my 5 or my 1 dollar bill
attempt to straighten it, it doesn't work
tap my credit card because it supports contactless
BEEP BEEP TRANSACTION FAILED
slide my credit card
BEEP BEEP FAILED
maybe it failed because it's a chip card, but they really don't want my money

viagrandad
viagrandad

want to buy multiple drinks for a snack run
machine breaks up your bill
pays back change in $1 coins
machine doesn't take $1 coins
What the fuck?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
i hate this place

StonedTime
StonedTime

@viagrandad
thats whack as hell desu

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
probably a ton, dude. i see it often. its really pathetic. why get into that business if you dont give a shit about making money?

whereismyname
whereismyname

i keep forgetting that i should break into my previous workplace and burn it to the fucking ground

i have a gaggle of card keys; i bet theyre all deactivated by now, but i have keys to the building as a whole.

i really should break in, take their consoles (it's a gaming company) and raze it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
yeah probably not. the whole security camera thing.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
i dont care about my life

i should do the whole thing in the day, come in with a gun, or at least a tank of something flammable

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Crumple it up.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
Paint it black!

Techpill
Techpill

be eurocuck
slide my immaculate 1€ coin engraved with its country of origin (makes me wonder how many hands it's been through and where it has been before if it's foreign) in the automated snack dispensing machine
it's accepted every time
I give the 5 cents of change to some hood kid with an adidas hat and a soccer jersey who asked if I had any change and go on my way to the mandatory national penile health inspection fair

Is there a better feel, Veeky Forums ?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58n_jwH5lE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
paper notes instead of superior plastic ones
money values under $5 being notes instead of coins
Must feel good to live in a shithole.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
Whats your rfucking problem cyun t

downs

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
crispiest dollar
Did you fucking deep fry it or something?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BlogWobbles
monopoly money
Lcbo and Beer stores that close early
sharia law centers in urban areas
10+ for a pack of smokes
3.50 for a Jr chicken
half the real estate owned by gooks

The only things canada has going for it are hookers and weed.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Snarelure
literally all civilized countries use some sort of plastic instead of paper

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fried_Sushi
when you think about it paper's really just a more disposable form of plastic.
they're both equally useless and equally removed from the value that they're supposed to represent

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