Go to a vending machine

>go to a vending machine
>take out my newest and crispiest dollar bill
>vending machine refuses to take it
Why has god forsaken me?

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Because you're a weeb

A lot of them accept bluetooth payment now. It's really, dare i say, fun

Does the vending machine run free software?

>Why has god forsaken me?
Because you're using a vending machine for anything other than shitty coffee at the rest-station while on a road trip?

Are you, dare I say it, /myguy/?

I wonder how many machines sit around making zero money because their operators can't be bothered to maintain them.
>have only a $5 and a $1
>it won't accept my 5 or my 1 dollar bill
>attempt to straighten it, it doesn't work
>tap my credit card because it supports contactless
>BEEP BEEP TRANSACTION FAILED
>slide my credit card
>BEEP BEEP FAILED
maybe it failed because it's a chip card, but they really don't want my money

>want to buy multiple drinks for a snack run
>machine breaks up your bill
>pays back change in $1 coins
>machine doesn't take $1 coins
What the fuck?

i hate this place

thats whack as hell desu

probably a ton, dude. i see it often. its really pathetic. why get into that business if you dont give a shit about making money?

i keep forgetting that i should break into my previous workplace and burn it to the fucking ground

i have a gaggle of card keys; i bet theyre all deactivated by now, but i have keys to the building as a whole.

i really should break in, take their consoles (it's a gaming company) and raze it.

yeah probably not. the whole security camera thing.

i dont care about my life

i should do the whole thing in the day, come in with a gun, or at least a tank of something flammable

Crumple it up.

Paint it black!

>be eurocuck
>slide my immaculate 1€ coin engraved with its country of origin (makes me wonder how many hands it's been through and where it has been before if it's foreign) in the automated snack dispensing machine
>it's accepted every time
>I give the 5 cents of change to some hood kid with an adidas hat and a soccer jersey who asked if I had any change and go on my way to the mandatory national penile health inspection fair

Is there a better feel, Veeky Forums ?

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>paper notes instead of superior plastic ones
>money values under $5 being notes instead of coins
Must feel good to live in a shithole.

Whats your rfucking problem cyun t

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>crispiest dollar
Did you fucking deep fry it or something?

>monopoly money
>Lcbo and Beer stores that close early
>sharia law centers in urban areas
>10+ for a pack of smokes
>3.50 for a Jr chicken
>half the real estate owned by gooks


The only things canada has going for it are hookers and weed.

literally all civilized countries use some sort of plastic instead of paper

when you think about it paper's really just a more disposable form of plastic.
they're both equally useless and equally removed from the value that they're supposed to represent