Times you got bullied at restaurants

Skullbone
Skullbone

go to a nice eating place in my village, they serve doner kebab and I love that shit
tell them I want to eat it at their place
the cook somehow didn't hear me, wraps the doner in foil and gives it to me
"Um, actually-"
"Have a nice evening sir :)"
"Y-You too"
drive around the corner and eat while sitting in my car, getting my hands all greasy and dropping food onto the street
mother walks past me with her kids and looks at me as if I'm retarded

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
That's something that would happen to me. I feel you, OP. :(

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
I always get my food to go and then ait down. I like to keep my options open, incase a gunfight breaks out and i need to tacroll out of the tacobell.

StonedTime
StonedTime

go to taco bell drive through because I want some cheap fast food
order off the dollar menu
"can I get two beefy fritos burritos and a spicy potato soft taco"
"okay that's two smothered burritos and a shredded chicken soft taco, please pull forward"
"o-okay"
spend 5 dollars more than I wanted for things I didn't actually order
was still good though

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StonedTime
Wtf why

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone
Indian/Middle-Eastern restaurant on campus
order food
smile at the qt pakistani cashier
she gives me the "never in your fucking life" look
they have no real waiting area so I stand there in front of the counter awkwardly for awhile and then decide to wait outside so they stop looking at me
its okay they put the order number on a tv screen when they're done
wait a bit longer than normal but my number hasn't shown up yet
after a few people who were behind me get their orders, I go in to check
they didn't put up my order number and it is cooling on the end of the counter
get my things and leave
my roommate is in the room so I have to eat in the stairwell to enjoy my food

askme
askme

@MPmaster
What
Roomate was in my room so I ate in the stairwell
Wtf cuck sit in your home

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
his presence ruins my enjoyment of eating.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
be vegetarian
my fatass brother celebrates his bday at a steakhouse
get served ONLY cheese
When there's an event with a fixed menu I get treated like shit in general but this was the worst

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evilember
be vegetarian

You deserve all the bullying you get

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Deadlyinx
why don't you sit on the couch and eat together?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

go to olive garden for all you can eat pasta
finish my first bowl of pasta
ask for more
they bring out a dish a third the size
JUST.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PurpleCharger
the dorm room is small as fuck and probably couldn't fit a couch.
I also fucking hate my roommate and just looking at him makes me want to bash his head in and I am disturbed by these thoughts.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Fried_Sushi
Maybe the thoughts will go away if you bash his head in.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
Maybe the thoughts will go away if you bash his head in.

Occasionally a post reminds you that Veeky Forums is still Veeky Forums...

Techpill
Techpill

@MPmaster
being this much of a redditor

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@MPmaster
You know where the exit is.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StonedTime
One of the reasons I never do drive through

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Skullbone
You don't go through the drive through because they might repeat it wrong, and you lack the balls to say, No, that's not what I ordered?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@MPmaster
I know right, those wacky 4channers xD

Include me in the screencap!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@MPmaster
Pic very related.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@MPmaster
put me in the screen cap xDDD
hi r/4chan!!!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@New_Cliche
Jokes on them, means they have to run to the kitchen more often to get more

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

WHY NOT JUST DRIVE HOME AND THEN EAT IT AT HOME
WHAT THE FUCK

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill
@Carnalpleasure
(pic sourced from imgur)
@Carnalpleasure
@ZeroReborn
@Fuzzy_Logic
baited retards

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@MPmaster
BAMAZINGA! Veeky Forums nerds back at it again

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Be 11
Come back from watching a film at the mall
Get thirsty
Sodas at the cinema are too expensive
Go to the mcdonals at the side of the cinema
Order a large drink
"what the fuck"
I get ugly stares by the cashiers
tfw I just wanted to drink something

11yo me got so scared I never came back to that mcdonalds

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Skullbone
Why not just be like
hey sahib, maybe you didnt hear me I'm eating here. Not on streets like some fucking street urchin
What's the issue? Just speak up next time

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This thread was much worse than I anticipated.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche
I'm sitting down at an Olive Garden right now and this just happened to me.

What the fuck, I go in for a variety of combinations and you throw enough salad, breadsticks, and the biggest plate of pasta at me to get me stuffed before my 2nd dish? Explain yourselves Olive Garden employees.

idontknow
idontknow

@ZeroReborn

Surprise!

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
That happens to me every once in a while when I go downtown.
I just walk to the nearest park and eat there while people watching.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

ask for water with lemon in it
bitch gets me water no lemon and a lemonade

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
Just go back already

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
Speak up next time and stop thinking that you're getting bullied. Jesus fuck, OP.

Lunatick
Lunatick

nyc 1999
eating out
waiter has a real cunty attitude
my turn to order
he flips out that i don't specify which type of cheese i want
ask what my options are
flips out again as he recites them
flips out yet even further as i ask for a little bit of all three
forces me to choose just one
slams my plate down on the table as he serves our food
On the last day of my internship, the day before I returned home, I went back to that restaurant and hurled a brick through the window. The brick was wrapped in a note explaining why I did it.

oslo 2009
part of the state dept. advance team prepping for obama's nobel visit
go to the theater cafe for the world-famous reindeer steak
maître d' is super-nice until he realizes i'm not Norwegian (I look like one)
"sorry we much full much reservation"
place is completely empty
"can i sit at the bar?"
"sorry reservation"
go to another restaurant for their world-famous venison stew
the same thing happens
get posted to the embassy the following year
deny every fucking visa i can, award contracts to swedish and danish firms instead of norwegian ones every chance i get, drag my feet on any and all work requiring interaction with norwegians, never tip norwegians under any circumstances
I have by my count cost the Norwegian economy tens of millions of dollars in contract awards and prevented dozens of Norwegian citizens from studying or working in the United States. I've even had a couple placed on watch and no-fly lists. My pièce de résistance was shaking the hand of Crown Prince Haakon after defecating, getting shit on my hands, and not washing with soap. I wiped, or rather smeared away, any visible defecant, and I think he noticed the smell. Ultimately, there were so many complaints about my behavior that I was transferred to the embassy in Copenhagen, which was the larger part of my plan anyway. Once I retire from State, I plan on writing letters to those restaurants detailing the consequences of their snobbery.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@haveahappyday
Order a large drink
"what the fuck"
Fuck I lost

Booteefool
Booteefool

at bar and grill type restaurant with extended family
waiter asks me if id like a beer, ask him for a cocktail menu instead
"I'm going to have to confiscate your man card"
uhh what?
o-oh I get it h-heh...

Flameblow
Flameblow

go to taco bell
order 5 five layer burritos and a bag of fire sauce
order comes to $6.66
black lady cashier is stunned
I brought my newest fedora
gold plated carbon fiber tip bar
I can see the fear in her piss stained eyes
"u w-want me 2 add a penny white boi?"
"NO"
she's startled
her boon mates are attracted to my voice
"u shhhhure?"
Mouth the word no as I roll up my window
start to drive away
slam on the breaks
I won't leave without my spoils of war
pay for my food
a cool $10 bill
drive away
black lady in awe for the rest of the day
Seriously, why do you guys let people bully you?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lunatick
I admire your pettiness and aspire to reach your level.

girlDog
girlDog

go to bar
get triple donkey dicked

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evilember
Because fuck letting your brother spend his birthday at a place HE wants, right? Gotta find a place to accommodate the lowest common denominator instead. Either eat before or don't go, either way you need to let your bro enjoy his day you entitled fuck.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@w8t4u
It's obvious bait, dude. What kind of restaurant doesn't serve any vegetables at all?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller
I've known picky vegetarians before. They either don't like specific vegetables or didn't care for the way a restaurant cooked it's veggie dishes. Either way it was always a drag to take them out.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PurpleCharger
It requires devotion, patience, and careful attention to detail, but is eminently possible for any man with enough self-respect to seek vengeance for any slight whatsoever.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CouchChiller
not frying all vegetables in bacon grease to spite vegans

eGremlin
eGremlin

At state fair with buddo
We go to a tent with fried everything
Everyone inside seems so nice
We both decide as he goes first
Nice guy at register trades out with some d-bag
Asks friend for order
”Will that be all for you”
We are both separate transactions so he says no and I approach the register
”I asked if that was it, apparently not.”

Pretty condescending if you ask me

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@eGremlin
So why didn't you beat the shit out of him you little faggot? What's whining on here going to do about it? Pussy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lunatick
Holy shit, so this an individual that makes government suck so much. I want to have all of you government sycophants hanged.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
I want to believe.
Keep up the good work.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
What is thread title
Statement could also be said to everyone in this thread

idontknow
idontknow

restaurant that I go to have new staffs
they treat me with extremely apparent prejudice despite being a regular for over a decade
late seating, late serving, gives me check envelope before being asked for one
take it to cashier counter and stare right at his 20 year old eyeballs and point at '0.00' on tips section
tell him about late serving and check
come back and they hate my ass but serve me better at least
You're the customer. You don't need to be 'bullied' when you're paying.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I went to a hot pot restaurant and if you've never been to one the way it usually works is you have a sheet that has all the items and you mark what you want. This particular restaurant has set meals that include some meat and vegetables and also lets you choose a carb, either noodles, fried dough, and something else I forget. I had been there before and I wasn't sure how to unambiguously mark it that I wanted noodles with the meal but only one order of noodles so I left it blank and when they came to take the order I said I wanted noodles and they said I should just put a 1 next to the one I want. I went there a second time and putting a 1 I got only 1 order of noodles but the third time I went they brought back less change than I was expecting (you pay before you get your food) so I asked them what the deal was and they went through the order and told me I had 2 orders of noodles because they had defaulted the meal to come with noodles plus the 1 I had put down. I told them I only wanted one order but they said they couldn't change it, then when the food came they said they couldn't bring it back and give me a refund. I was really mad so before I left I dunked the noodles that I didn't order in the soup long enough that they were soft and soggy and threw them on the floor. A few days later I was still mad at them so I went back and stole a pot.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
This is not real at all but I still thoroughly enjoyed this post.

askme
askme

@Lunatick
pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal

idontknow
idontknow

@Flameblow
Mouth the word no as I roll up my window

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
bullied
You deserve it for being so retarded that you think you were bullied

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
(pic sourced from imgur)
YOU FELL FOR MY MOST ELABORATE OF RUSES.

@Burnblaze
t. bully

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
Why didn't you ask to speak to the manager? You should let him now that those new faggots are going to cost him your regular business so he can straighten them out accordingly.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Are most of you retarded socially? How hard is it to correct your order or ask for a tray to sit down and eat if they packaged your order wrong.
They only time I felt confused at a restaurant was when some fresh from highschool kid took my order at a burger joint and when I ordered he immediately said 'NO!" in a joking matter. Didn't think much of it other than a simple 'uh, okay' and continued ordering when he looked like he's ready to do his job.

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
Can't you just eat it in the restaurant even when they give you the foiil?

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
No the issue is that restaurants are staffed literal retards and druggies

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TechHater
go to place with visible druggies and or people that look inept
get mad when service is faulty
That's on you.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@JunkTop
I dunno, doesn't seem like he's doing anything harmful. Just fucking over a bunch of Norwegian shitheads.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Skullbone
Your story made me think of this time I ordered a sandwich to go in Spain. Apparently where I was it's very weird to eat on the go. The people in the south like to take time for their meals and plan accordingly. Meanwhile I'm speedwalking up and down the street eating a foot long pork loin, mayonnaise, and green pepper sandwich, and I got so many funny looks. I sat on a curb to eat about half of it, also, and it was just pretty awkward.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@kizzmybutt

How do you steal a pot full of soup?

TechHater
TechHater

one day I asked a female friend to join me for steak at outback. both of us were servers in the past.
dinner was fine, service was fine until the girl server gave me the wrong change. the bill came to 40.20 or something that would let me leave her 7 bucks. I pay with a 50 and she gives me a ten hoping I would leave her a 10 dollar tip. this pissed me off, I wanted so badly to rip the ten in half and leave her half of a ten dollar bill. but my friend wasn't going to let that happen. I would of laughed for a week thinking of what her reaction to a 0% tip rather than the 25% she hoped for. me and the friend just put a few singles together and left her five bucks I think

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog
I dumped the soup on the sidewalk

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
do you have anymore stories about grudges you hold?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon

How do you get it outside the restaurant in the first place?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Skullbone
Who is this anime?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@DeathDog
There were pots for individuals that are pretty small. The big ones probably wouldn't be that heavy either since they leave them out with only some soup in it and they come around and top them up with water occasionally after you start eating. Or were you thinking that they were fixed to the table? They aren't, it's just a pot on an inductive burner in a hole.

Inmate
Inmate

@GoogleCat
It took me less than 5 seconds to figure out the anime by doing an image search on google, it's not hard. But to save you the time, it's Turning Girls, a pretty fun anime even though super low budget.

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
place a reorder every time you get your bowl so its ready when you're done.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
fuck you i'm norwegian

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
Why didn't you just ask her to break the bill? Jesus christ. Just look her in the eyes and ask her to break the bill to a five and five ones.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
because it pissed me off that she was trying to pull one over on me. I've worked as a server and would never pull this shit. hell if I owed them 10 and change I would make sure to give them a five and five singles, hoping I got a 7 dollar tip instead of the three singles they had.
believe me I'm not afraid to ask questions and talk to people, I'm the kind of person that likes to ask strange questions to see what reactions these dumbasses these days have

Soft_member
Soft_member

at a vietnamese place
order beef pho and some coffee
pho takes 30 minutes, coffee never comes, waitress ignores me
go to register at the end
they still charge me for coffee
i tell them they never gave me the coffee, guy looks back and sees it on the counter unserved
doesn't apologize just takes price off
never went back. best pho in my city, too

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StonedTime
@Skullbone
How the fuck can you people be this socially retarded?
How can you even survive like that? On gibs?

Spamalot
Spamalot

like to eat slowly and savor things
not even halfway done with my meal
waitress drops off the check and takes my unused dishes without asking
doesn't even ask if I want a refill, my coffee mug was empty

Do they do this as a passive aggressive way to tell me to hurry it up or is it because they already "know" i'm not going to tip them because of my race?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spamalot

Usually a hurry up method. And yeah not asking if I want a refill on my empty drink has got to be one of the things that pisses me off the most.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spamalot
nigger weeb
The worst of all worlds.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
get cucked fatso

Spamalot
Spamalot

be rich from bitcoins
go eat at top tier restaurants
can tell everyone is angry they have to let me be here because I'm not old money

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
Maybe they're angry because you're furry filth user.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Deadlyinx
Are you some fat sack of shit, feeling appropriate shame for your corpulence?

If not, then stop being a retarded child.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice
You have obviously never met his friend, the wigger weeb
Only speaks in slang and constantly references naruto when he flows with an uneven blunt.

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
Some chinese fast food place that has a dining hall the size of a master bedroom
Get my food and sit down at the last available table
Not even a minute later some fucking middle aged white guy sits down across from me and starts eating like I wasn't even here
mfw
I just went home with my food to avoid making a scene. The guy didn't even ask if I could share the table with him, like what the fuck man how rude.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@New_Cliche
Do what the Japanese do and ask for your next serving halfway into your current bowl. Apparently they do this all the time to avoid downtime, especially when they're at a bar.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
Some upper class international bureaucrat took time out of his day to post this shit
Jesus book-reading Christ shouldn't you be doing something better than this? I mean compared to the rest of us you probably actually do have way better shit to do than tell anonymous people on 4chan's Veeky Forums about old restaurant memories.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methshot
You're a faget.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lunatick
two dudes act unfairly
take it out on literally their entire country
the fuck are you, Vlad the Impaler?

idontknow
idontknow

@Nojokur
@Burnblaze
thinks the secretary of state LARP on Veeky Forums happened irl

Dudettes, c'mon. I know you're probably gullible millennials, but christ almighty.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SniperGod
You would literally contemplate remaining in your seat to eat a taco if a gunfight breaks out in the fast food place, are you moridly obese?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
I don't think it happened but I WANT to believe.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
Way to make his birthday all about you and your self imposed dietary restriction jackass. You are the reason people think vegans are self smug assholes.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
Yeah I only get to eat out rarely but when I do I prefer to have it on the spot. With the exception of pizza, having to race back home is a hassle and the additional time you're taking removes a lot of the initial qualities that come from having it right out of the kitchen. This is especially the case with fries, the fuckers always end up either cold or soggy by the time you get back from the drive through. Just eat in the car.

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
You outta'd've bashed that fash scumbag

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CouchChiller
A steakhouse without veggies like asparagus or broccoli just steak and pieces of cheese apparently

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

go to place I've never been before
wait staff is all really pretty girls, like 7/10+ and a chad manager
order pancakes, already stuttering my order and sweating bullets
waitress smirking, hear all the girls laughing when she goes in back
girl comes back to fill my water and asks when my special someone is getting here
tell her I came alone, more smirking, followed by laughing
they drew a heart on my pancakes in whipped cream
as I'm leaving, the waitress shouts "Bring someone along next time, you look gloomy!"

There is NO fucking way they didn't do that to fuck with me.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spamalot
Honestly probably both it is used as a server to tell you to get out with out losing your job (they can say they thought you were done with it) and because of your race they expect no tip so the idea is why give someone who won't pay me good service

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Methshot
Did he purposely bother you or anything? It sounds like you live in the city.. that's pretty a normal thing. Share tables, don't make eye contact, enjoy good eats in silence.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@w8t4u
That's not what lowest common denominator means you idiot.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Part of the fun for me is saying shit that customers like OP don't expect.

The other day at break I said to another coworker I deserved the big piece of cake because I've been a good boy, and one of the customers did a literal spit-take hearing me.

girlDog
girlDog

@idontknow
Threw a brick through a window with a note why in NYC
Guess the NYPD fucked off on catching and arresting the guy and he was still allowed a high ranking government job too

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Skullbone
two on the go:
i wanted to eat "lomo a la riojana" so bad
get to save some money
finally get there and sit waiting for the guy to take my order
he asks me when will my girlfriend be in there
i think i made the most akward smile in my life while screaming "fuck you" internally
"i-i came here to eat alone tonight"
he just handed me the menu and moved away
some other dude ad to take my order

2nd:
a day ago i had nothing to eat at home
fridge died and my food could not be eaten
when to eat some pizza trying a new restaurant
cheap prices
expected a cheap and small pizza for what they charged me
it was a long ass pizza with caramelized onions and "panceta salada" (salted beacon/better version of beacon)
it was to big
mfw im a fat whale but get full quickly
mfw i could barely eat half of it
needed to rest for 15 minutes to keep eating a cold pizza

It was perfect but to this moment i still feel sick , im glad i did not die from a heart attack

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
of course I don't believe it, but I won't rule it out either

TechHater
TechHater

order veal chops medium rare
cut into them
grey
bitter
obviously well done
"how is everything this evening?"
this is a little bitter
"ah that's because of the grill marks"
n-no

I did get it taken off the bill and the guy recommended me another dish instead that was pretty good but I still feel like I got bullied because he probably thought I was a fucking moron. I was too stupid/autistic to just point to the fucking color of the interior and say it's overcooked as fuck. I still replay that conversation in my head.

no, look at the color, I ordered medium rare which should be red or pink in the middle, this is completely grey, it's obviously overcooked
"yes sir you're right I'll replace that right away!"

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
the issue is, op is so beta he thinks the chick working the register was scowling at him instead of just having resting bitch face, and changed his order to go cause she didn't want to have to look at him

as a former low self esteem fucker, I can attest to the fact that if you have low self esteem you're also a narcicist, and think every poor interaction is about people not liking you rather than the fact that you're just awkward

RavySnake
RavySnake

Here's my petty story about being bullied

go to hipster bar with friends
bar has its own liquor store attached to the bar
you can go pay the cheap store price for something and then drink it in the bar with your friends for a modest price
friends have never tried sake and express interest
"sure, lets get a bottle"
pick from one of the many bottles they have
go back to bar and walk up to bartender to pay fee
"hey we're going to drink this here do you have any sake cups"
"yeah I've got even got a nice little pot to heat it up in"
"oh awesome"
bartender grins like a smug asshole
"No, I don't have that kind of stuff! You gotta be kidding me!
everybody acts like I've just been burned
I'm taken back the unanimous reaction so even I think he burned me
sit down at table with friends and then realize he was totally in the wrong because cups costs less than a dollar and they are the ones who sold me the sake in the first place

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Skullbone
looks at me as if I'm retarded

Calls it like it is, user.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Japanese restaurant in Sacramento, little known place in midtown, it was an ugly little place with a tiny sign that's upstairs one floor almost as if to hide it from the street, sign and name in japanese only. 99.9% of customers were Japanese who spoke only japanese while inside. My white family fuckin' loved bento and whatnot so we would go there anyway and they'd stall and pretend to forget things, each time we'd patiently correct them or wait it out without ever betraying any frustration at the somewhat obvious racism. They were too Japanese to actually do anything truly rude or improper so in all honesty I think we out-bullied them.

Damn it now I want tempura. And a fork. Did you get my fork yet?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
Why did you feel obligated to eat more than you wanted? Either way you've paid an amount that wouldn't change based on consumption. Just let it go to waste, it's just a fucking pizza. I think a lot of people even leave pizza out overnight and eat it the next day

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CodeBuns
Why are pretty young females so cruel?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

at restaurant
looking at the menu
haven't decided but asked what I would like
panic afraid to upset people by making them worry so I just say the first thing I see

Luckily I'm not a picky eater, but this happens anywhere. As soon as I'm asked what I would like I immediately just say the first thing I see since I'm afraid of making them wait and getting mad and possibly doing something to my food.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this board needs better moderation

Firespawn
Firespawn

at Applebee's
family with a small child who looked about 6-7 sits at the table across from me
finish meal and get up to leave
as I'm getting up the little girl at the families table says "Wow he is big"
14 year old me has confidence destroyed
23 now and my younger brother still makes jokes about

I don't really know if I was big. I was probably like 5'9 and a little chubby. But now 6'1 220.
Fuck you, little girl.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz
how socially retarded are you on a scale of one to ten?

is it eleven?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
You know it's common to share tables at chinese restaurants right?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Deadlyinx
Why not eat in your bedroom?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
Sitting in my car
Dropping food onto the street

Playboyize
Playboyize

When you're as comfortable as me any social interacting is bullying, even if it's seemingly normal

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BunnyJinx
It'd get cold you moron. You absolute imbecile

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime
Unless you got your food lukewarm or for some reason drove 30 whole minutes somehwere just for food, then no, it wont

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nice place that serves cooked children on a giant skewer

Didn't bother reading the rest

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Flameblow
mouthing the word no was an excellent touch. lol.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
It needs to be piping hot

Supergrass
Supergrass

mom takes me out to dinner at a local burger place
it's empty besides some regulars at the bar
get a nice booth by the window
soon after the waitress seats a young couple at the booth behind my mom
cute girl is directly in my line of sight and we make awkward eye contact
have to position my head so that my mom's head is blocking my view of the girl
soon after that she seats a family with a crying baby at the booth behind me

What the fuck was her problem? Did she really have to crowd us all together like a cunt?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
preemptively treat people like shit because they don't tip
they don't tip you
WOW THEY NEVER TIP FUCK THOSE GUYS

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
give people benefit of the the doubt and treat them well
they leave without paying and steal tips from another table on the way out

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Supergrass
went to a mexican restaurant the other day and they sat us in a booth surrounded by other people. they were all large groups talking loudly etc. we just got up and moved to a different table.

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
Calm down, Prof. Zoom.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
Based Norway bullying burgers into an uncontrollable rage
I knew there was a reason we gave you guys your independence. Carry on, little brother

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
This picture is giving me the hardest boner I've experienced in over 3 decades.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Skullbone

We went to Outback Streakhouse and my sister's diaper became overloaded, fell down. The server made us leave. The meanager even came out and called us "fatso pigs."

We went back a week later, and the diaper was still on the floor. Shit and all.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@New_Cliche
I want to bury my mouth in Iceland’s slightly furry pussy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

stop at target Starbucks to get a coffee
girl ignores me for a minute before taking my order
move over to one of the tables after paying with my card
someone else walks up to the counter to make an order
the barista goes over to them and asks if they wanted the receipt

cum2soon
cum2soon

@whereismyname
How old was your sister??

TechHater
TechHater

@cum2soon
12

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Supergrass
Never worked in a restaurant or talked with anyone who's worked in a restaurant

What the fuck is sectioning?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evilember
You know steakhouses serve sides on the cart right

RumChicken
RumChicken

@iluvmen
on the cart
What country are you from?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
ok..

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@New_Cliche
@Boy_vs_Girl
I worked at the OG and we did this to let the chef know it was a refill so he did not make a huge bowl and have the faggot take 3 bites and trash the rest

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nojokur
Have you never heard the term petty bureaucrat?

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
did you expect him to serve it to you porcelein plates with gold plated cutlery? you're supposed to wrap a fucking kebab in foil or wax paper. that's how you're supposed to fucking eat it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@girlDog
U wot?

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
Bring a salad next time nigger

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Skullbone
some places always give the takeout version of the food because it's easier to always do it the same way

SniperWish
SniperWish

@MPmaster
you have to be pretty fucking awful looking to get that from a brownie.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Soft_member
Vietnamese places the waiter swings by only only twice, once to serve water and get orders, the next with all your orders together. If you want to change something or want to ask where your shit is you have to go to the register and tell them that. It's weird but Asians are fucking weird in general so just deal with their bullshit. I do it just because they have shaking beef served with tomato pasta, and that shit is fucking good.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
I live in a rural Arizonan county and the way he was eating was disgusting

@StrangeWizard
No I wouldn't fucking know it's common because I've never seen or heard this shit happen before. And I've never heard of chinese sit-down restaurants making you share tables either.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RavySnake
go to hipster bar
I stopped reading there because I could tell it only goes south from there

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
Just tell them you'd like to order just your drink first, a lot of places have the drink orders filled out before getting to any of the food.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake
that's fucking retarded, I have been to bars that have sake cups and pots.
you should have just laughed and said "yeah this place is pretty shitty huh?" like the joke was always that the place sucked.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
be vegetarian
You mean
be a humongous picky fuck that instantly reduces the number of possible meals by over half when you find people nice enough to try to accommodate you

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
"yeah I've got even got a nice little pot to heat it up in"
Jokes on you, it would have been fucking awful.
If you can't drink sake without warming it up, it's trash.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
BETA
E
T
A

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
am I a massive pleb for prefering sake cold?
I buy pretty expensive stuff but its just not as smooth and satisfying if it's warm.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
Sake should be served cold.
Have you ever noticed in your japanese cartoons that only drunks drink warm sake?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Skullbone
they want to experience every single kind of pleasure before they grown into old ugly women. its heartbreaking really:

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

be 19

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
He could've just asked for a container for the pizza too, like shit it's not as if people have never eaten at a restaurant and didn't ask for some to-go boxes after they had their fill

likme
likme

At a restaurant with my friends
The waitress seems to be a friend of my friends so she says she'll sit with us when she's served us.
Takes my order
"NY striploin, medium."
"Medium..?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah...?"
She then sat down and looked at me with a frown on her face the entire night.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Go out for lunch with young repbulicans club. Order some double fruit craft beer. Guy paying the bill asks who ordered the cherry pineapple penis drink.

I had to admit it was me. Everyone says I drink like a girl

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evilember

your family hates you.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Boy_vs_Girl
Embrace your inner girl, user, at least you'll try new flavours.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
Are norwegians notorious for being xenophobic? I don't think I've ever read anything notable about them

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
Do hicks like you get off on being racist these days?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
You don't walk into a vegetarian place and demand they serve you meat do you?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
There was poop on the floor for a week???!!!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evil_kitten
Damn, I need the full story. Can't believe that really happens to you

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Skullbone
should have just sat down on one of the tables m8

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster
faggot kys this is why we are all here.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Soft_member
He didn't say anything even vaguely racist, user.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool

Thanks for the (you).

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
I'm also rich from bitcoins but I still eat gad station food and mcdonald's most of the time.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
That makes sense though. Gas station food and McDonad's is horribly expensive for what you get. You'd have to be willing to waste money in order to eat at those places. Gas stations especially--the markup is insane.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Boy_vs_Girl
amerifats, never change

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
Actually the gas station I go to has a full kitchen and makes a ton of food for pretty cheap. It's just under $5 for a large soda, two large chicken strips, two barbecue burritos, cheesy tater tots, and a sausage biscuit. They have tons of free sauce packets to choose from as well, and because I used to work there sometimes they just don't charge me because the older ladies that work in the kitchen liked me.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperWish
Yeah, the stuff they make in-house can be a pretty decent deal. It's the pre-packaged food that's horrible value.

But that said, you can still do it yourself for less money. $5 easily covers the ingredients for what you described, and then some. After all, if they can make it and sell it at a profit then so can you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperWish
How poor are you that you think $1-$2 is expensive?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
Whether $1-$2 is expensive depends entirely on what you get for it. Sure, $2 is not much money on an absolute scale. But $2 for, say, a big candy bar or a tiny fast-food burger? Or worse yet, an "energy drink"? Very poor value for money.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Illusionz
I'm worth more money than the time it takes to make it. If I were to take the time of day to find all the ingredients and prepare it fully, I would lose money.
Day trading is stressful shit.

@happy_sad
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know what is going on right now? I'm pointing out how it's NOT expensive, I'm rich but still eat like shit and live among filth.

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Day trading is stressful shit.
I believe you. But what do you do when you're not trading? Surely you have plenty of time then. I find cooking to be a great way to get away from the stress at work.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
He doesn't know the definition of expensive

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Yes, I'm well aware that @happy_sad
didn't. That's why I just explained it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
I spend most of my free time inline roller skating.

Firespawn
Firespawn

at steak palace
order the eye fillet
waiter asks how I like it done
laugh "definitely not well done haha"
waiter gets visibly upset with my tone
"Hey, I like it well-done!"
the whole table laughs at the silly man
he huffs and takes our order
later
some other waiter serves our meals
bite into it
it's completely raw
blood starts seaping from my mouth as I try to pull out the red meat
everyone at the table is screaming and trying to mop up all the cows blood
I start crying and ask "why, why?"
ambulance is called and they rush me hospital
have to get my stomach pumped to get rid of all the dangerous bacteria infested meat
recovering in ICU
got a card with no name that just read "well done" with a giant gold star and a smiling cartoon cat

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
This is a new level of autism

TechHater
TechHater

@iluvmen
in cartoons
i think cartoons reflect reality

Ive lived in Japan and tons of people drink warm sake. women, even.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
women will drink what I tell them to drink, don't post here again until you get results

Nojokur
Nojokur

@idontknow
I know people you work with so I deserve your respect, goddammit
Ishiggydiggy

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nojokur
This guy is right. Lowest common denominator is the people the order tendies at ever restaurant.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@RumChicken
I think he meant Al a carte.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Skullbone
help a girl move into new apartment
want some chipolte user?
ok, ive never been
its crowded, she autisticly orders the same thing every time and does it flawlessly
im slowly ordering and they are all rushing me
WHAT KINDA RICE YOU WANT
no rice, thanks
its a burrito and I think rice doesnt belong in it
WHAT KIND
uh...no thanks
puts brown rice in it
loudly say "I didnt want that!"
they still somehow manage to ignore me
girl grabs my hand and walks me over to register
she pays and we take our food and leave
"why do you always have to freak out user?"
at least it was free
it was also pretty good too.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
not necessarily norwegians, but the nobel commitee HATES anglos.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sir_Gallonhead
u too bby

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
Hint: he lied on the internet for that sweet sweet reddit screenshot

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@likme
Your fault for ordering literal garbage

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
desu cuckporn was an american invention soooooo

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
Did you fugg her in the bussy?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nojokur
I pay you for your service so I expect you to do it properly.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
Oh god please be real.

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
never in your fucking life look
why would she even do that? Either you look like a pedo rapist or you're just imagining things.

likme
likme

I went to Five Guys in my Hilary Clinton hat and the cashier started screaming "Cuck get out! RREEEEEE!"

I immediately fell down and shit myself. Sobbed uncontrollably while the employees dumped crates of peanuts on me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
I know a guy that uses this emoticon all the time. He's the biggest beta cuck manlet I know. Are you him?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Skullbone

Bullied at restaurants
Actually a thread of autists playing themselves due to social ineptitude

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
fucking as if
nobody fucking says gloomy outside of anime translations you fucking weeb

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Skullbone
Anytime I go to this one Mexican place it always ends up being a horrible experience.
waitress never fucking comes to our table, every one around us gets taken care of except us
fucking restroom has this horrid stench coming from it that makes half the place smell horrible
table of mexican dudes who gave us ugly looks(were white) amd shaked their heads in dissaproval for some reason

hairygrape
hairygrape

Good story:
go to coffee place
order my coffee
wait for a while, other customers point out to me I've been waiting for some time
too beta to say anything
cashier notices, apologizes and gives me a larger size

Bad story:
go to new fast food place
survey the menu
at the very back of a huge line, figure it'll take a while and take my time
get called next from other side of the store to my surprise
asks what I want
quickly glance at the menu and choose the first item I see
"a chicken wrap", I say but only after stuttering and repeating myself 3 times
pay, wait in line
another worker comes
asks what I want on it
confused because I figured it was like ordering a burger from mcdonalds
"nothing", I say while staring at the floor
"are you sure?"
she's standing over a tortilla wrap with nothing but a piece of chicken
notice the ingredients infront of her, like at subway
pick out 3 random ingredients
feel everybody staring at me
get my order
almost spilled my drink trying to put the lid on
rush out of there

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog
brinkinking a window is pretty easy to get away with senpai.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spamalot
bone app the teeth

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Firespawn
you can eat steak raw, user (it's called "steak tartar". It's CHICKEN (and in some countries, pork) that has to be thoroughly cooked or you'll be fucked up by it.

5mileys
5mileys

OC
went shopping in the station
had some loose change
saw maccas
carefully count the change for exact amount
order a burger, chicken and cheese, and six nuggets
"what sauce do you want"
fuck
haven't thought about sauce
freezed
"uhh..what sau-"
"ranchbbqketchupsweetsou-"
panics
"uh..ketchup"
instant regret
want to correct it to ranch when the total was in
it is different from the calculation
in panic handed in money
had more change than before
fuck
got my order and ran as fast back home
opens paper bag
they forgot the burger
mfw
Maccas is mcdonalds btw you philistines

massdebater
massdebater

@Evilember
It's a steakhouse you dipshit and your brother has the right to celebrate his birthday anywhere he wants, lucky for you soft cunt to be invited at all. Fucking vegays

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone
eating steak at a restaurant near my house because fridge mostly empty
breddy good
take a mouthfull of steak and some creamed spinach
cute waiter lady comes up right away and ask if everything is ok
look at hear and slowly chew until she either goes away or waits till i finish
finally swallow, clean my mouth with a napkin and say it's fine
I'm not saying she chose the moment just to make it awkward. But this shit happens way too often in various places to be a coincidence

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@w8t4u
Absolutely not. Sake is much better when cold.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is an asshole.

FastChef
FastChef

@Stark_Naked
No we just hate Americans

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Here's a recent one:

went shopping on a pretty hot irish day(as hot as they get there)
i'm not irish btw
on my walk home go into a pub and order a guiness since i'm thirsty as fuck
the guy does the usual thing of pouring it 3/4th of the way and leave it on the counter to "settle"
grab it and take one swing since my mouth is dry as fuck
put it back so the waiter can pour the rest
some irish older dude clearly takes offence at me drinking a half-pured pint
"hey lad, you know you have to wait for it to settle eh?"
I ask him why he thinks he can tell me how I should drink my beer
"it's irish beer, that's how you drink it"
tell him that it's not irish anymore, it's MINE since I paid for it
grab it and take another sip just to annoy him more
He just waved his hand in disgust or something like that and left me be. Fuckin' paddy dunk thinking he can tell me how to drink my beer.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@FastChef
That's wrong though. I've seen more jizzing over America in Norway than any other European country.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
UR a fag dude

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
I'll grant you that I could have been much less of an asshole, sure. But you can't argue that telling strangers how they can or cannot drink their beer is assholish as well.

I was in bad mood since I didn't find what I wanted that day.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Spazyfool
Here's another one I have about how to drink certain liquors. Also in ireland.

sit at a bar talking to a friend bartender
an older irish dude comes along with a lady friend
orders two gin and tonics
my friend swiftly sets up two tall glasses with ice, adds gin to them
puts small glasses of tonic next to them
"that'll be X.YZ please"
older guy scoofs at the tall glasses
starts off on a tirrade about how gin should be drank in balloon glasses!
starts talkin' shit about my bartender friend as if he doesn't know his job
look at the guy and just say "there are many ways of drinking gin"
he asks if I'm irish
nope
"the what the FUCK do you know about gin?!"
just laugh at the guy, no point continuing the conversation
His lady friend(which turned out to be his sister later) was clearly not happy with him starting shit, so I just let them be.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@hairygrape
asks what I want on it
"nothing", I say while staring at the floor
What the heck is wrong with you people?
How hard can it be to muster a "What do you have?" or maybe even a "surprise me"?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
I still love this wordfilter so much

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Bidwell
not all of us can be neurotypical

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
Hopinions is genuinely autistic and even he doesn't break down that badly when going to a restaurant.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
Diagnosed aspie here. You're a retard. That is EXACTLY what happens.

girlDog
girlDog

@Skullbone
Thats not bein bullied retard

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
That is EXACTLY what happens.
What? I just gave an example of a person who doesn't go full autist even though he's autistic.
You being a fucking sperg who breaks down at the slightest deviation is all on you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
Retarded fatmerican thas was not bullied just stared a lot by asking sugar cocaine drink

askme
askme

@Crazy_Nice
mixing together bagged pasta and sauce

oh wow, so sorry to interrupt the cockchugging faggot in between heroin injections

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
you being a sperg for being a sperg is on you
Do you even understand what autism is?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
Yes, I do. I was tested for it.
You should still be able to ask what the fucking alternatives are. If you can not handle this shit then even chris-chan is more functional than you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
Were you diagnosed? Do you understand that there is a spectrum, and some people are more functional than others? You're basically lumping one autist in with every other autist.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
Every other autist.
HO is an example of mild autism.
CWC is an example which just borders on needing a caretaker following them constantly.
Why the fuck are you even at a restaurant if you hardly manage to order from a menu?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Soft_member
@Fried_Sushi
I'll admit south east asians are pretty much the niggers of the orient

Emberfire
Emberfire

@viagrandad
Stop going there you dumb cunt.

Inmate
Inmate

@whereismyname
Hehe that was a really funny story user

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@DeathDog
Oh yeah! He's going to rape the shit out of those viet cong bitches. He's going to leave his capitalist freedom cum in their commie cunts

Skullbone
Skullbone

@DeathDog
That picture in the corner looks like Paul Giammati dressed as Mao

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@New_Cliche
Source?

SniperGod
SniperGod

couple hours to kill in a town far enough away from home
get hungry
sit down outside small pizza and kebab type restaurant
server comes out, order pizza, wait a while, eat
afterwards, talk to grill fiend on the phone for more than 20 minutes
server not showing up outside
sit there for another fifteen minutes
server still not coming out
get up and leave
Don't let people bully you guys

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad
That stench in the bathroom is probably Mexicans throwing used tp in the trash, apparently that's a thing down there

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
They do that because they are used to toilets clogging because they flush diapers.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TreeEater
the drainage systems in most countries are not geared to handle people dumping paper pulp

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
be vegetarian
get treated like shit

You deserve it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
He's american; his car's floorpan is rusted through.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Booteefool
People that ask for a cocktail menu are idiots anyway

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@w8t4u
Just looked up on google, only spanish variation of gin and tonic is drank in balloon glass, he probably saw it on a vacation and now keeps embarrassing his nation.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@VisualMaster
Depends on the type man it aint so cut and dry guy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CouchChiller
Now you're deliberately being stupid
@5mileys
Okay, I could see this happen if you're on the spectrum or if you have social anxiety. But if you don't have a diagnosis, go to the doctor and get one ASAP my man
@Playboyize
If you're eating, and especially if you're dining alone, your mouth is gonna be full most of the time. It's hard to time it better than that.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Firespawn
Are there really people that think blood isn't completely drained from the animal upon butchery?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick

Lost my shit. You’re doing great work.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Be at the state fair in the mid 90s.
Was like 7 or 8 at the time, I was a bit chubby and absolutely addicted to caramel.
Was going nuts wanting a caramel apple.
Mom gives me some quarters to shut me up.
Run over to the stall, brain is on full retarded kid mode.
Scream out, "A CARAMEL APPLE PLEASE".
Redneck dude looks at me and just shakes his head no.
Say to him, "But I need it."
He replies back, "Son, what you need is a girdle" as he pokes my gut.
Get sad and walk away.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@iluvmen
You'd be surprised how many people can't tell the difference between blood and meat juice

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
blood

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lunatick
So fake it took the fun away from the entire thing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stupidasole
It's called being polite in public. You're not special.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
You would be surprised how irrelevant it is sperglord

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
Unrelated, but reminder: Billy's implied racism was an intentional red herring. He's not racist.

takes2long
takes2long

@Lunatick
Based

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Deadlyinx
street urchin

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
Says the one who thinks "ewww mioglobin looks like blud! Gross!!!"

People literally eat blood all the time too. Black pudding is fucking delicious.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Boy_vs_Girl
Somehow I'm always highly strung during this kind of transaction, just like when you're on a teller desk and waiting for something (nervous)
But I think I do have social anxiety, haven't got it checked

TechHater
TechHater

@w8t4u
Gin is dutch

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TechHater
I know, that why I laughed. I had no idea what he was on about with the irish question.

Goddamn irish drunks. Funny, but annoying people. Too often I was close to a fistfight because they just don't know when to admit they are wrong.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
You are sperging out again.

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperWish

5 bucks for 3000 calories and a clogged artery

How fucking fat are you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
I prefer sake cold. It's just that all their bottles were room temp. Honestly the fact that they were keeping even nigori at room temp should have been an indicator for what I was about to get myself into, but I was a little tipsy already so I ignored it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sharpcharm
They're really good tacos

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
We have to share the bed and bedroom.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
'roomate'

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
You can't bash anything with your thin brittle bones commie.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Harmless_Venom
Left a note explaining why
Would be easy enough for the store owner to remember who it was and give the description to the police not like it still isn't possible to not get caught but the note is really the part that sends it into bullshit territory

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StonedTime
What the fuck is wrong with you? Just correct the order.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CodeBuns
What a faggot

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@hairygrape
1999s in a large as fuck city.
Yeah ok faggot so you know the cops got better shit to arrest then some dude being a vandal.
Worst case you pay the damages.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CodeBuns
You sound like an abusive piece of shit.
Enjoy your four divorces and heart attack at age 37.

FastChef
FastChef

@Boy_vs_Girl
he calls it a floorpan

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
Found the cuck.

likme
likme

@Booteefool
if you arent a controlfreak you're a cuck
Found the sociopath.

Enjoy your 3 kids all deserting you as soon as theyre 18(which im sure you'll be grateful for) and then leaving you in a home to die alone.

whereismyname
whereismyname

live in small community coastal area
Get shitty food/service
Dont bother complaining
Word gets around the coast how shitty the place is
Doesn't survive the winter
Closed by next spring
Even if you depend on tourists for income, if you shit on the locals you are fucked. Guess who all the tourists ask where to go eat.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@viagrandad
I bet reagan was a great drinking buddy.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@viagrandad
So he was a "leftie" after all.

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
Pretty much the only way whores won't divorce you is to beat them on the reg

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@happy_sad
You share the same bed? What? Also why do you want to bash his head in? What does he act like?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
If this is real you have my admiration and respect, I fucking hate Norwegians too.

Playboyize
Playboyize

be 28 year old handsome neet
my mom drives me to kfc
hands me a 20 and tells me to go get what i want
get inside and just stare at the menu
dont know how to order kfc for 1
go back to car 10 minutes later and explain to mom
she goes in and gets my food

Flameblow
Flameblow

be asian male
growing out my hair because samurais r kool
ordering burrito at mexican place
guy calls my order, i go up
sets my food down and says "here you go mujero"
guy working next to him chuckles
hold the pain in and thank him

long hair is a meme anyways..

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@happy_sad
Not him, but I ordered a pizza and wings the other day, around 15 bucks, and the driver took off with my twenty. Didn't even ask if I wanted change back. I was gonna give him like two bucks, but still.

IN my defense, i didn't get much time to say anything as he just kinda walked off. I called the store though and told them about it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Flameblow
LONDON

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
Retire
Implying you won’t be purged by Tillerson

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@w8t4u
@Spazyfool
@Fuzzy_Logic
you are all fags for drinking alchohol

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
chances are he gets killed by a girl lmao

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
based

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
You, I like you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BlogWobbles
he saved your life right there dude

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Deadlyinx
holy shit i feel you on that. i only enjoy eating by myself. its actually a horrible mindset to have. i used to not eat around people, that created some awkward interactions. ive gotten on to just not enjoying eating around people, but it still sucks.

i dont know what it is but i hate it. just know others out there feel you man

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Lord_Tryzalot
Having shitty roommates is worse than that. Its like you can never feel at home or comfy so you can barely breathe, let alone eat.

Not that guy you were responding to but I had some awful roommates and I spent most of my time in my majors labs/studios with my coffee maker and blanket in my desk. Terrible cold nights but better than coming home to a farting snoring smelly beast that may or may not wake you up with vomiting.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

local restaurant I like just implemented a no singles policy as per the city's new policy
have to pay a prostitute to go with me
prostitute paid by the hour, figure I can get my food and eat it in less than an hour
place is fucking packed, takes 20 minutes just for the bitch of a waiter to put in my order
bitch starts demanding I pay for her meal too
agree, because I have no choice, have to pay in advance now
food takes so fucking long to get to us that an hour passes, don't have the money to pay the hooker for another hour
she smirks, gets up, and leaves
food finally comes, waiter asks me where my girlfriend went
stutter out that she went to the bathroom
waiter fucking goes to check as I shovel down my food as quickly as possible
look up to see the anti-single enforcement bouncer staring at me
picks me up by my collar with one hand
"We got a single here! Anybody want him!?"
Everybody shouts "No! Throw him out!" and starts laughing at me
tossed out on my ass, food slopped down the front of my shirt
go to my car, or where it was, it is missing
realize my keys are gone
hooker stole my keys and my car too
walk home alone as all the other couples out and about laugh at me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
kek

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