*eats your leftovers*
*eats your leftovers*
*eats your fridge
It's a fridge eat fridge world out there.
I pity humans who look like this.
Holy moly, do Americans really get this big?
Besides the first two posts, this thread is everything that's wrong with this board. Mods, take note
Dunno about Americans but the Brits do. They even get paid for it.
this is why socialism is a joke. free rider problems, free rider problems everywhere.
Why the long face?
Fuck off, redditor.
I believe that particular grease golem is dead.
Well, if it's on the internet it must be true.
22k a year in bong money is a struggle to feed normal four person family, let alone four hambeasts
So they kinda have a point but at the same time come the fuck on
Know someone who eats all their food when we get take out, I eat half of mine and save half for tomorrow
Tell them before to not eat it, and leave a note on mine
They still eat it
How should I approach this?
with a fist
Eat them in their sleep.
'im a student and dont have time to exercise'
I guess I must be breaking the fucking time continuum doing my PHD and still having time to work out
'bacon butties for lunch' - literally a special treat lunch, not an everyday one
who the fuck has mashed potato/chips with a fucking steak pie, the steak pie is way more than enough.
"hey i'm really sick of you eating my food every time we order out, so watch this"
make them pay attention as you spit in the food, put some of it in your mouth and then slobber it back out
"don't eat my leftovers again"
I had this problem and it worked for me.
OVER THE LINE.
I love it when you retards from /fit/ come over to Veeky Forums and get absolutely rectumragnarocked at the most inconsequential things. What a dumbass.
I hate fat people
Being a tripfag is far worse than being a fatass.
I am also fat, which makes me hate fat people even more because I know all about the bullshit lies they tell.
Hi are you still 300lbs and living with your mom and have a job at toys r us?
I've lost a lot of weight but still live in mom's basement and still do work at Toys r us
Not him but having a job at Toys R Us means you get access to things before anyone else. Like new Pokemon cards. I built up a poison deck like that.
Sees fat person
"Must be an american!"
It's generally a good assumption.
Has an actual medical condition
They did, because they decided to provide free doughnuts for the employee break room, while he was working there.
*eats your family*
I'm a whole food vegan, so someone that obese probably wouldn't touch my food.
thanks for telling us
here is your medal
dis nigga hates da jokes.
At least somebody wants to eat my cooking :(