*eats your leftovers*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*eats your leftovers*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
*eats your fridge

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
It's a fridge eat fridge world out there.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
Haha!

likme
likme

I pity humans who look like this.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@VisualMaster
Holy moly, do Americans really get this big?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Besides the first two posts, this thread is everything that's wrong with this board. Mods, take note

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
Dunno about Americans but the Brits do. They even get paid for it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
this is why socialism is a joke. free rider problems, free rider problems everywhere.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@VisualMaster
Why the long face?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
Fuck off, redditor.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@VisualMaster
I believe that particular grease golem is dead.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Emberfire
Well, if it's on the internet it must be true.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
22k a year in bong money is a struggle to feed normal four person family, let alone four hambeasts

So they kinda have a point but at the same time come the fuck on

farquit
farquit

Know someone who eats all their food when we get take out, I eat half of mine and save half for tomorrow
Tell them before to not eat it, and leave a note on mine
They still eat it

How should I approach this?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
with a fist

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
Eat them in their sleep.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire

'im a student and dont have time to exercise'

I guess I must be breaking the fucking time continuum doing my PHD and still having time to work out

'bacon butties for lunch' - literally a special treat lunch, not an everyday one

who the fuck has mashed potato/chips with a fucking steak pie, the steak pie is way more than enough.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@farquit
"hey i'm really sick of you eating my food every time we order out, so watch this"
make them pay attention as you spit in the food, put some of it in your mouth and then slobber it back out
"don't eat my leftovers again"
I had this problem and it worked for me.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
OVER THE LINE.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@hairygrape
I love it when you retards from /fit/ come over to Veeky Forums and get absolutely rectumragnarocked at the most inconsequential things. What a dumbass.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I hate fat people

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lord_Tryzalot
Being a tripfag is far worse than being a fatass.

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
I am also fat, which makes me hate fat people even more because I know all about the bullshit lies they tell.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
Hi are you still 300lbs and living with your mom and have a job at toys r us?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
I've lost a lot of weight but still live in mom's basement and still do work at Toys r us

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
Not him but having a job at Toys R Us means you get access to things before anyone else. Like new Pokemon cards. I built up a poison deck like that.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize
Sees fat person
"Must be an american!"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Poker_Star
@Methshot
didn't Toys R Us go bankrupt?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Ignoramus
It's generally a good assumption.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Ignoramus
Has an actual medical condition

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
Fatassia?

Techpill
Techpill

@Stupidasole
They did, because they decided to provide free doughnuts for the employee break room, while he was working there.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@VisualMaster
*eats your family*

Evilember
Evilember

@VisualMaster
I'm a whole food vegan, so someone that obese probably wouldn't touch my food.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evil_kitten
Noselfcontrolitis?

TechHater
TechHater

@Evilember
vegan
thanks for telling us
here is your medal

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
kys

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Skullbone
dis nigga hates da jokes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
At least somebody wants to eat my cooking :(

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