Why do gamers like mountain dew when a superior and more beneficial drink known...

takes2long
takes2long

Why do gamers like mountain dew when a superior and more beneficial drink known as coffee exists?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
Gamers are wrong about literally everything else. Why should beverage be any different?

askme
askme

@takes2long
@w8t4u
Hello, Reddit

Bidwell
Bidwell

Because coffee is only good when you put cream and sugar into it

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
Why do you drink your caffeine when you can take a pill you retards?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
fpbp
@askme
wew

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell

FILTHY DISGUSTING RETARD ONLY EVER HAS SHIT QUALITY CRAP THAT CANNOT BE DRUNK NEAT.

stay retarded, basement dweller.

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
Marketing.

likme
likme

@Bidwell
you must be 18 to post here

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
who are you quoting tho

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
amerifats

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater
cause drinks taste good

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
2017
not maximizing your focus with adderall
Fucking poorfags.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't care for coffee, usually when I'm playing something I'll either drink water, beer or bourbon.

Techpill
Techpill

Who /icedtea/ master race here?

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
chasing adderall with a shot of espresso

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
Enjoy your diabetes moron.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
You can take them anywhere
May need water to get in down, but is not required
Fits into a pocket
Doesn't smell like shit
Won't give you yellow teeth
Isn't addicting
Is this the chad of Caffeine products?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

People drink raw black coffee to try to look tough
It tastes like shit without milk anyway.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@takes2long
Would drink coffee if I didn't hate the taste. I drink g-fuel 1-2 times a week for a caffeine boost without tolerance.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
top tier choices, change bourbon to rye

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure

Energy drinks

Kill yourself soyboy

Skullbone
Skullbone

@massdebater
Because I can't be a snob and endlessly debate the correct way to eat a pill.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long

because its the dew. its the drink of gods. also coffee taste like ass and thats why mainly yurpoors drink it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Bidwell
coffee is disgusting no matter how you drink it

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
doesnt know what water is
ok kid

Evilember
Evilember

Scientifically, how does coffee snobbery even exist?

Coffee is merely beans, which all are grown in Africa or Latin-American countries. An aficionado doesn't really have any control on whether or not the Bolivian farmer lets his dogs poop near the bean stalks or not.

The importing process to the cold north plays a part but you can't really control how well it's handled there. Those two things mean the most

So snobs are like "haha knave, this obscure Belgian brand is the best ever!" when it's not actually Belgian, really rural African, just sold there

Firespawn
Firespawn

i mix chocolate with my coffee

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
being productive

Way to fall for the meme, good goy.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
I drink black coffee because I think it tastes shit WITH milk

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

doesn't coffee just make you twitchy and make it more hard to focus?

i don't think it does the same thing as aderall at all

though to be fair, i don't think aderall really helps normal people so much that it's like a huge disadvantage or whatever, wouldn't surprise me if most of the people that take aderall to be better at games actually need to take it in the first place because they have ADD or ADHD or some shit and can't focus like a normal person

SniperWish
SniperWish

@PackManBrainlure
nah you just dont know how to make coffee lol

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
that pic

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
Xtreme Focus Z

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Gigastrength
tfw fell for adderall meme
tfw ended up selling and doing crank one year later
Fuck your speed and fuck you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
Yes good. Continue this train of thought and apply it to all things.
You'll learn that humans are delusional as shit.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
to look tough

yeah man I totally wanna look tough when I drink my coffee in the moring

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
never butt chugged coffee

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
taking caffeine via a beverage is addicting
taking caffeine neat via a pill somehow isnt

Also coffee is a good excuse to take a break and an easy way to foster friendship, like giving someone a cigarette used to be when everyone smoked.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
It's difficult to get into various hard liquors. I found I enjoy four roses so I mostly stick to that.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
@PackManBrainlure
@Carnalpleasure
@Burnblaze
@Emberburn
Children or faggots, this is the questionm

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
I see it like drinking a beer. The taste isn't great but it works.
inb4 craft fags
Get fucked you queers.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
its fine in small quantities but made me shake while watching porn so i put a stop to amphetamines

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
You probably have shit coffee where you live, so I kinda understand your point.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
People drink raw black coffee to try to look tough
I like coffee both with and without milk but I'll freely admit to doing exactly this.
The retarded thing is, it sometimes works.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I only do coffee or /sips/, but i should really consider just replacing /sips/ with caffeine pills. I grind my coffee in a hand-grinder then use a french press. Rewarding and comfy. /sips/ are for when I cannot be assed to do that.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
Yes, people have different tastes than you. That automatically makes them children and faggots.

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
Atleast you didn't suck a dick for a shot of meth...right?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Or you can be a normal human being and drink fucking water?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
Doesn't even know proper english
The real question is, are you retarded? Nevermind, I already know.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@idontknow
This.

'Gamers' are walking sacks of disposable income and are very suggestible.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Meth is cheap as fuck.
That's why it's the poor man's drug of choice.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

*sips tea*

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Bidwell
You need to be 18 to post here, son.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Literally any young adult is like this, not only 'gaymurs'

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
Sup tumblr

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@DeathDog
Plenty of people enjoy the taste of beer you tremendous faggot

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Coffee
Water
Green tea
Vodka

Are the only drinks

whereismyname
whereismyname

@FastChef
No, but I did brutally attack a man with a baseball bat to get some money he owed for some meth i gave him up front

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
It's an acquired taste. Unless it's piss shit like Bud Light.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
It's just preference m8. I drink black first thing in the morning out of addiction to caffeine and laziness, but most old-fashioned coffee recipes include milks or sugar in them

I mean you don't go to an Italian cafe and ask for a milked coffee type with no milk

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@takes2long
Switched to only water for a month, heart burn/gerd symptoms gone. If you're having digestive issue. highly recommend, was even able to stop taking meds.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
cortado is top tier

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
Espresso
Eight variants for fags who don't like the taste of coffee

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

not having a morning black coffee and a cigarette before an all day /v/ session

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
being a gamer
not drinking Monster

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Pajeet pls

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@takes2long
just drink water you faggots

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
Partician choice

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Bidwell
The only time I ever put cream in coffee is if the coffee taste like piss and there's no other caffeine option around, otherwise coffee is superior black. Real dark Americano is top tier

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
wake up
drink a big fat black coffee
take a big fat black shit
ready for vidya

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
Hey /v/

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
smoking in 2017
Stop it, you cunt.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
You can do both!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure
200mg caffeine drink with no sugars and added vitamins/nutrients
equivalent to an "energy drink" such as a monster
Okay.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
the morning shit after a strong black coffee and/or a cigarette is fucking majestic

MPmaster
MPmaster

because coffee is fucking disgusting, only if you add something like mint / chocolate flavor, it's decent.
I've drank coffee about 5 times in my whole life and I'm 23

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
falling for the marketing

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I know right. It just flies out of there, no pushing necessary.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Raving_Cute
there's water in both

girlDog
girlDog

@Harmless_Venom
not smoking in 2017

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Manmore beverage guide:
Organic coffee (no chemicals or weirdness added)
Filtered water, lots
Protein shakes
Veggie smoothies with lots of broccoli and kale

farquit
farquit

@likme
you must be 18 to post here
HOW DARE HE?! Drinking his coffee so much differently than you

viagrandad
viagrandad

BLOCKS
YOUR
PATH

happy_sad
happy_sad

@takes2long
Enjoy your teeth, caffeine junkies.

Here's a better solution: get some fucking sleep.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Coffee is a meme drink and caffeine is bad for your heart. Enjoy your cardiac arrest retards.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

not drinking garlic juice

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Enjoy your life user, nobody ever gets out alive.

cum2soon
cum2soon

All these faggots shitting on black coffee
It's an acquired taste you sissies. Might as well take estrogen and wear a cage if you can't handle coffee you gay bois.

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
Yellow is the natural coloration of teeth enamel. The whiter your teeth are, the weaker they are.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Evil_kitten
Filtered water
Do Americans actually have to filter their water? I thought it was only a couple of cities with fucked up water supplies

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
get prescribed adderall even though I have a fucking anxiety disorder
i show up to work literally shaking for a month straight until i get fired
thanks doc, really earned your phd

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
America is a third world country, I wouldn't drink the tap water there.

massdebater
massdebater

@Harmless_Venom
Im trying
For the last two weeks ive been smoking old ass pipe tobacco
But last three days have been smoke free

Im drenched in sweat please pray for me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
suffered unacceptable side effects from prescribed medication
kept taking it

Who's the real dummy here?

Inmate
Inmate

Who /nespressomasterrace/ here?

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
don't be a faggot

likme
likme

@Inmate
Literally the razer of the coffee world.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
cream
No thanks
Only troglodytes drink it with no sugar though.
Or they're actually drinking coffee so weak it's basically black colored water.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
How can America be the only world superpower while a third world country at the same time?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
who here can't brew a fucking coffee and pays out of the ass for shittier coffee ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
yes, I would also like DRM in my coffee

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fried_Sushi
I can one up you
Wake up
make some quality coffee
cook some eggs and make some toast
sit down with some orange juice
smoke a joint and then eat
smoke cigarette after
vidya and music of your choice later
This is a recipe for a perfect comfy saturday morning it literally cannot get better than this.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
"Cream" is american for "milk" right? You put milk in coffee. I tried putting actual cream in there and it didn't work at all.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
This is not true. Natural whiteness from cleanliness is healthy. It's fake whiteners that can temporarily weaken enamel because they're strong chemicals.

People's teeth get darker as they age from the staining and whatnot, you cannot say that the yellow teeth of a 70 year old is better than the Argentinian teeth of a teenager

Techpill
Techpill

Tea > Coffee

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
I prefer my coffee to be black as midnight on a moonless night

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evil_kitten
S I P S

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
The rich people are rich and very powerful.

The rest are exploited as fuck and don't care because they believe in what you just wrote.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Cream is cream. It's usually a lower fat hyper pasteurised version that's used in coffee though.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
Theyre gonna take my leg man

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
you cannot say that the yellow teeth of a 70 year old is better than the Argentinian teeth of a teenager
Yellow elderly teeth vs. black teenage teeth
Yeah I can

Snarelure
Snarelure

I like my coffee how I like my women.

Literally anything will do, just fucking give me some Jesus Christ

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
cannot get better than this.
What about accomplishing something meaningful in life?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Playboyize
i rarely smoke weed in the morning but if i do, that's how.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
the only world superpower
Is this how amerifags think?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
Who is the other current world superpower besides America?

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize
brew coffee
cut the potatoes and onions and begin frying
make a spanish tortilla
Pour a nice hearty glass of stale cheap bourbon
get smashed and eat
start playing vidya
forget about your coffee until midday and just drink it over ice for an energy boost

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
I like my coffee how I like my men.
Incredibly black and hurting my throat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
My post made no mention of "Americans". Anyways, no modern city, anywhere, cares enough about male health to filter out oestrogen from the water, which is there because of birth control substances peed out. The molecules are not filtered out like say heavy metals are

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Deadlyinx
Actually natural healthy teeth are either light greyish/bluish white or light yellow.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
just stop with this meme

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
life
meaningful

RavySnake
RavySnake

@takes2long
i drink mountain dew because you faggots memed it hard so i went to taste it and i liked it

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
America is the only world superpower right now. For America's population apart from the very rich, it is also a third world country.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
Everywhere iv'e ever lived and been to in the northeast and on the coast has had terrible tap water. I wouldn't trust it if i was dying of thirst, it tastes like milk if that means anything it's gross.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
Russia and the UK

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
@hairygrape
@Poker_Star
poorfags

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
ok well maybe just smoke weed instead

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
Coffee has antioxidants and stuff

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Get on my level posers

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long

i dont support arab businesses

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
Why not? people became like that after vaping became a thing. I would be surprised if "pillerz" became an actual subculture.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Thats what im doing
Something something marijuana expanding veins helps my leg, while cigs is converse.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
Because wealthy people are known for pissing their money away?

Nespresso is great if you're a teenage girl and want to impress your friends by being able to make their favourite doubleshot half caramel latte. Just put the expensive pod in the cheap plastic machine and get your freeze dried drink a few seconds later.

If you have a set of testicles you should be buying either whole beans or ground coffee.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

We Veeky Forums now

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@takes2long
FUCK YOU MOD

ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING THE PISS, MOVING THIS THREAD!?!?!?!?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat

why would you go through the effort of moving an obvious shitpost thread to a board where it would be even more clearly just a even bigger meme bait shitpost

Nojokur
Nojokur

How is this not “video game culture”? /v/ mods are truly the biggest faggots.

Supergrass
Supergrass

hello Veeky Forums

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
I dunno pham, one time a mod gave everyone who posted a warning because visual novels aren't vidya supposedly.

Cappuccino is best drink.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CouchChiller
I rarely buy soda but when i do i have the perfect combo.
coke
Cherry dr. pepper
barqs rootbeer
Pepsi always tastes like it's flat and mountain dew gets old after a can or two but it's nice every one in awhile. Sprite and lemon lime soda is a great drink to relax with but i wouldn't eat it with meals.

farquit
farquit

@PurpleCharger
It sucks for home use but is nice for public places. My mental health clinic I've been interned in thrice had one, it was nice stuff for the morning and break. We had drug addicts the floor above and many chugged sugar/coffee for withdrawal or whatever so they hogged the machine.

5mileys
5mileys

@PurpleCharger
manually making espresso
Have fun spending two hours just making a cup of coffee when you can do it in seconds literally with a press of a button.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@New_Cliche
At least he didn't move it to trash

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TurtleCat
One year into Adderall
Dude meth lmao

Wat. Nigga how little self control do you have? I've taken Adderall for five years straight, to the point they stopped affecting me and the good old doc took me off them. Are you one of those that would pop and Addy and then start bouncing off the walls? If so, bad genes man.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@5mileys
Two hours is a bit of an exaggeration. If you have the equipment, it takes around 3-4 minutes.

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
Espresso requires either a machine or a moka pot but I don't drink espresso. A cafetiere is my preferred method, and it takes five minutes from start to finish.

TreeEater
TreeEater

So what kind of coffee do you faggots drink? Call me a tool but i really enjoy dunken donuts coffee, it's expensive but i like it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
black americano, add 2 brown sugars if youre feeling lucky.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
Decaf Starbucks coffee. I get it for free.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
We have a Costa at work so I get mine there. Black americano most of the time, occasionally a cortado. Espresso is a bit too harsh.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@hairygrape
Not him but i can see why it's addictive, i used to steal vyvanse from a family member and i pretty much got hooked on that shit after a few weeks. I stopped after a took 120mg and stayed up all night masturbating, the come down is so hard not even 30mg of ambien could put me down and i decided to stop.

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
@SniperGod
black americano

Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought an americano was a black coffee?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Ingredients for Coffee (2 cups/16oz; 0f fat; 4.8cal)

•Brown Cane Sugar/Turbinado (3TB) [0g fat; 135cal]
•Powdered Pink Himalayan Salt (several dashes) [0g fat; 0cal]
•Ceylon Cinnamon (1/2tsp) [0g fat; 1.58cal]
•Butter (1TB) [11g fat; 100cal]
•Cocoa (1/2tsp) [0.08g fat; 1cal]

Fill mug with ingredients
Fill halfway with coffee
Stir until butter is metled
Fill mug up with coffee.

This is meant to be a substitute for breakfast.

Total: 11.08g fat; 242.38cal

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Americano is an espresso topped up with hot water. It's similar but different to filter coffee.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
so many faggots have milk in their coffee you have to specify nowadays.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's the chemicals inside

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
Panera Bread's bagged coffee is good.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
I drive trucks for a living and for the first few months, after I got promoted, I would have a Monster when I felt sleepy. That shit is poison and I had piss on the hour, every hour because of it.

I did some research and found Caffine Pills. I never went back Monster. When I know I didn't get enough I sleep and I'm working a long shift, I just pop a caf pill 4 to 5 hours before I get off and I'm good to for that amount of time. On particularly bad days I'll take 1 1/2 or 2 pills, spread out over time. They work in about 30 to 45 minutes. I've found its best to pop one and then take a power nap.

I will never go without caffeine pills again.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
I've had a can of monster every day for the last 8 hours. Any tips on how to stop?

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze
That's cool you get it for free. I was pissed off when i got my first cup of starbucks coffee. Iv'e only heard good things about it, i went to one and expected the best for how much to costs. It was weak as fuck, tasted like water that was coffee flavored and it tasted bad at that. I thought store brand coffee i had at home was better than that. Never again.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
hours
I meant years.

Techpill
Techpill

fyi coffee drinking is associated with lower risk of mortality and cardiovascular disease

WebTool
WebTool

Water and amphetamines
If I'm feeling like it ill eat a cigarette for dessert

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Techpill
associated
Coffee lobby is hard at work, I see.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SomethingNew
Well, first things first, you have to know that you're addicted and want to change.

Describe your Monster routine. When do you typically have one? Where do you buy them? Do they help you to relieve stress? How long does ut take you to drink one? Do you enjoy them? Do you look forward to having one?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill
This just in, everyone who breaths oxygen dies. You should probably cover your face with a plastic bag and save yourself before it's too late.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@ZeroReborn
would you deny that smoking is associated with lung cancer?

@Lord_Tryzalot
i said lower not higher risk

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
I'm quite an habitual person (I smoke on routine, not just when I 'feel' I need one)

So my monster habit, I mostly drink them at night (except if I'm out drinking, I'll have monster vodkas).
I drink them when playing the Xbox, most of the time when online and playing with friends. I normally have a smoke, then wash it down with a monster. It can take anywhere between 10 minutes to an hour to drink, depending on whether I have eaten much that day,

I don't particularly enjoy gaming online, unless I have a monster. I look forward to drinking them, but only when pairing them with playing games.

The only other drink I have during the day is water (probably not enough, I only piss around 3 times a day) and maybe a few cups of tea a week.

I normally stock up on 4 packs of monster (often alternate between original and sugar free) when I do the weekly shop, however, if I do try not to buy monster with the weekly shop, I normally go to the local shop and get a single can each night.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PackManBrainlure
You like to drink coffee differently than I
Therefore you must simply be pretending!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Bidwell
'associated' is just a lazy buzzword used by researchers who can't fudge the p value low enough, but need a conclusion anyway

Faggotry is associated with HIV, but how many people will say faggotry causes HIV?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@iluvmen
I am intrigued.
Do you have a job?
How many hours do you sleep?
What do you typically eat and how often?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Playboyize
i know what you mean, but i spent a while looking into this, and the mortality protective effect of caffeine has been replicated over many cohorts of diverse ethnicities in multiple longitudinal studies, and the aggregate evidence is actually pretty strong

TechHater
TechHater

@Carnalpleasure
I have a minimum wage job and am currently on very few hours.
On average I sleep around 6-7 hours.
If I don't have a monster, I struggle to sleep.
And food; I eat cereal, sandwiches and junk, and it varies. Some days it will be very little, some days it will be a binge

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
He's making a joke

Argentinians
white

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger
My parents bought Nespresso, it was a dumb decision. It was cool at first, now they barely use the machine because the pods cost so much. When they could have spent half that for an espresso machine at brews coffee in the same amount of time. Kek

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
because coffee requires preparation and they could kill themselves stepping into the kitchen

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@massdebater
because if you stay too woke, you start seeing the lizardmen and the messages that say CONSUME

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methshot
I prefer chasing two lexapros with bourbon

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
I like monster, I really do. But I will never forgive them doing a cross promotion with Jack Daniels (and I won't forgive Jack's for that either) That was a fucking travesty, selling monster with jack at music festivals. Disgusting.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Bidwell
I remember being a tryhard teenager who drank my coffee black. Now that I'm an adult I agree with you. I prefer non-dairy creamer like International Delight and I put more sugar than most people like. I also need to drink dark blends because those survive the onslaught of cream and sugar and you can still taste the coffee.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
Mountain Dew ruins my teeth/kidneys and Coffee kills my stomach. So fuck me, I guess.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Good point.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@takes2long
Sugary sweet citrus flavor + memes. Coffee is good too and I usually drink it when gaming, but I do the Dew during special occasions. Best two flavors are Code Red and Baja Blast, prove me wrong.

@w8t4u
wew lad

@Bidwell
WEW LAD

@Evil_kitten
Muh dic

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Bidwell
I drink coffee that's been sitting out for days cold, I make a pot and leave it out. Is there something wrong with my taste buds because it tastes sort of bad but I crave the bitter taste.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
neck yourself

idontknow
idontknow

video-gaming is an adolescent hobby, it's only natural that those who partake in it are drawn to liquid candy like soda.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
what anime?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@takes2long
I get all my dietary advice from gamers.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
Mtn Dew is a childs drink. Sweet, fizzy, fake fruity flavor. Hence the child-like gamers flock to it like flys on shee-ite. Not everyone matures to the point where their palate can appreciate the nuances presented in a proper cup of coffee. (note: starbucks does NOT count as coffee)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
English next time hun.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
How is the flavor fake ? Lemon and limes actually exist. Plus so of the flavoring is all natural.

Methshot
Methshot

Starbucks is coffee.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@massdebater
Be wary of these, my dad took em daily as a coffee replacement and ended up with kidney stones.

That said I still take them at work all the time, they're a perfect pick me up.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Gigastrength
Why maximize my focus? I don't owe anyone shit.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@iluvmen
To be fair it sounds a lot healthier than what I do which is have like 3-4 sodas a day.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Never had a cup of coffee and I'm 54

girlDog
girlDog

@takes2long
Gamers do not like Mountain Dew.
Pepsi positions Mountain Dew as the designated "gamer soda" in their marketing, in order to stratify their portfolio and avoid cannibalizing the sales of other, similar products.
Same way Sprite was the designated "hip black people soda" 15 years ago and, indeed, the same way coffee was re-positioned as the beverage for aspiring professionals in the '80s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7YfmWFLbAc

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@takes2long
Gamers are children with baby taste buds.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Caffeine is a shit tier stimulant. It ramps up your anxiety and makes you more prone to anger. All reasons why athletes and other professionals stay away from it. All you need is water and glucose.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
Le people drink something I don't like just so they can appear tough meme
Nice

SniperWish
SniperWish

@askme
mountain dew isnt the most reddit beverage under the sun
Delusion runs deep.

StonedTime
StonedTime

how on earth do people get so hung up on coffee
it's the most benign drink I can think of

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
There is a large chain called Starbucks which has been gentrifying the trailer parks of flyover land for the last 20 years, introducing them to such exotic concepts as "cappucinos", "croissants", and music that isn't Ted Nugent child molestation ballads or Al Jolson minstrel songs. While it basically gets ignored in real cities due to serving shit-tier coffee, it's causing quite a splash in trailer land owing to its provocatively "progressive" decor and the fact that they force you to say crazy shit like "grande" which is mexican for "big". This is part of the UN globalist conspiracy, to make whites feel guilty for having those cushy coal mining jobs.

Since this "new" chain isn't the McDonalds or Waffle House they're familiar with, they're terrified of it, and they associate it, and by extension coffee, with scary things like Obama, smart phones, and pretensions of going away to college.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SomethingNew
Lol. I love idiots.

Methshot
Methshot

@Sir_Gallonhead
We get it. You're a yankee asshole. You didn't need to write a book about it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
I get it you can't bread.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
"Grande" means large in a whole bunch of Latin-based languages famalam, including English

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
He's being """satirical"""" because he watched a few episodes of Honey Boo Boo and thinks most people outside of cities are like that.

WebTool
WebTool

@Sir_Gallonhead
kek. Flyovers btfo.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
Get yourself checked:

http://www.myaspergerschild.com/2010/12/aspies-and-impaired-humor-comprehension.html

eGremlin
eGremlin

@takes2long
the only gamers immature enough to consistently drink mountain dew tried coffee once, thought it was icky, and decided to never touch it again.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
thanks doc, really earned your phd
Doctors, even quack psychiatrists, get MDs, not PhDs

askme
askme

@PackManBrainlure
I genuinely enjoy the bitter richness of black coffee, but that is what I've been raised on. I suppose it can sound unbelievable to some people, because I can't even begin to believe how someone can genuinely enjoy the taste of hard alcohol, but some do.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
drinking something hot when playing a videogame
The fuck is wrong with you? That being said, a nice Black Boss and vidya goes nicely.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
Holy shit that's a lot of (you)s. Good job user, hook line and sinker.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@eGremlin
No I didn't, in fact I just recently bought a pour over kettle and drip.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme
punctuation
capitalization
hola rebbit

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Step aside, the true patrician choice: Volt Cola. It has the exact same recipe as Jolt Cola because the German producer of Jolt Cola got to keep it after American Jolt Cola got bankrupt.

WebTool
WebTool

@takes2long
Because coffee makes you look like a pretentious Douche.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@takes2long
This isn't 2007, no one actually gives a fuck about Mountain Dew. We have /sips/ now, or Banq for the hardcore.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@iluvmen
Where do you find this in America?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
drink coffee all the time
am not a professional.
coffee doesnt even make me aspiring.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn

No one mentions based Cyan here?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@takes2long
I really do enjoy the flavor. I don't drink them as much anymore, but out of any soda I loved the variety of Mtn dews.

Voltage was the best, then white out. Baja was okay.

Diet is piss.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i prefer my japanese marching powder.

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