How do I become the next Stephenie Meyer?

>true blood isn't YA
that is not the point
>twilight made vampires popular
if you mean for women than anne rice did that

>All the cool ones are taken

Race war between idealogically opposite races and then some gullible teen getting caught up in this complex scenario aaaaannnd I just described a classic trash mundane fictional fantasy conflict book didn't I.

Make a fan fiction of 50 shades of grey

When I was a kid, Twilight made vampires popular until john green shit/superheroes took over.

if i really wanted to be famous i would find a way to turn into a tranny author and troll the shit out of Veeky Forums with elite knowledge of white guy material until you submitted to my memery the same way you did for Sam Hyde.

>When I was a kid
k.
>superheroes took over
name one popular superhero book. not a comic, a legit book.

there's a lot of them, i dont read them because i dont like superhero stuff.

anyways I will help you bounce ideas, here and now but im not going to write it for you.
Hyde is not making money.

you're being played dummy.
counter-culture image maintenance.
He makes money, not a lot but considering he's famous his stock goes up long-term.

>there's a lot of them
name one. go to goodreads and pick out a superhero book that has at least 10,000 ratings total

GET THICC

goodreads.com/book/show/17182126-steelheart

anyway i want my protag to be a girl but not as dull as bella but still relatable

He's 30 years old, had a brief stint on adult swim, no one will make anything with him and MDE is disbanded.

make her relatable in emotions but not in background. give her a ex military mom. What supernatural beings are you thinking about?

hyde was someone? I just assumed he was a random weirdo the net picked up because of his name

also side note but most books live or die based on their cover art.

nah he's famous.
name recognition.
that's worth a lot.

>he's famous
he is no more famous than chirs chan

chris chan is famous in a different way but chris chan is probably more famous than you realize.

Sign up for a Tumblr account and browse it everyday.

Sell out to the publishing industry and throw a fit when your manuscript is leaked

Damn she's ho-
What a waste

Step 1: have a vagina
Step 2: write illiterate trite with thinly-veiled themes of degenerate sexuality and a teenaged cast of characters, female Mary Sue protag
Step 3: paste a theme onto it
Step 4: suck some Jew's dick to get it published
Step 5: wait for the billions to roll into your bank account

>Trio of 15 year olds
>Protag is pretty and smart but low self-confidence
>Sidekicks are a Muslim girl and a mtf tranny
>Discover portal to faeryland (lel)
>Faeries have dark skin but European features (drow)
>They live in tune with nature (Na'vi)
>Ruled by a matriarchy
>Universally pansexual and polyamorous society
>The males get pregnant rather than the females
>They are being exterminated by a physically strong, disciplined, industrialized race of blonde white people who are racist and want to gas them all
>Protag convinces them that they could flee to earth and shut the portal behind them, leaving the racists to screech autistically in impotent solitude
>Protag meets coal-black Na'vi youth who becomes her romantic interest
>Starts bringing across frightened, starving women and children
>Racist white Americans start rounding them up and mistreating them
>Protag has to organize a multicultural resistance to peacefully protest against the racists and defend the Na'vi refugees
>The president is secretly one of the racist Blondites from the other side, who infiltrated our world decades ago
>The protag has to expose him and lead a revolution of Na'vi and progressive multicultural human freedom-fighters
>They finally manage to storm the white house send president Donaldson (his real name is Fuh'rampf) into exile in Russia
>The last of the Na'vi cross through the portal and the Blondites start to follow them
>Have to hold them off while the Na'vi conduct a ritual to seal the portal
>Tranny friend is killed by the chief racist of the Blondites
>Muslim heroically sacrifices herself by carrying the magic time-out into the portal
>Protag marries D'Quandos, gets him pregnant and he poops out a litter of ebony bum-babies, becomes stay at home dad
>Epilogue: Protag has grown up to become the first female president of the United States of Earth
>The end

>time-out

Time-bomb

Remove all sense of shame

First draft = last draft = get it out the door

this is what the average fan who started reading Twilight at age 16 looks like today

write a love triangle where some really average looking woman is sought after by hunky guys

I saw someone's copy of New Moon sitting on a table at a cafe and nobody was around so I threw it in the garbage. Probation is over tbzh.

>and write like you are 16.
Implying that will be hard for Veeky Forums

>a fan fiction of a fan fiction of a movie

Meyer says that the idea for Twilight came to her in a dream on June 2, 2003.[17] The dream was about a human girl and a vampire who was in love with her but thirsted for her blood.[17] Based on this dream, Meyer wrote the draft of what became Chapter 13 of the book.[18] In a matter of three months she had transformed her dream into a complete novel,[19] though she never intended to publish Twilight and was writing for her own enjoyment.[20] Her sister's response to the book was enthusiastic and she persuaded Meyer to send the manuscript to literary agencies.[15]

She was so retarded she couldn't even come up with the idea of a vampire twink herself?

Copy all twilight, only change the consent of monsters to superheros.

This. Copy the entire plot, structure, protagonists etc. Change the names, make the vampires superheros and voila.

nice. thanks for the idea.

Soon I Will Be Invincible

Don't go the superhero route, the female protagonist needs to be helpless and require male protection.

Why not both?

This

Sharlyn Kanyon is the next step.

Shadow Hunter series >>>> twilight. Tell me I'm wrong.

*strokes chin thoughtfully*
I've got an idea for my book. Captain Star, who fights demons both internal and external with the help of her loyal dog. Her lover? Fedora Katana.

Way to overtly political. 16-year old girls who read Twilight don't give a shit about all this, they just want a brooding sociopath who loves them and recognizes how amazing they are, even if they are ~totally average~

>implying if Chris Chan were intelligent he wouldn't have capitalized on his e-cele status by now

You're doing God's work user

1. Choose a story from the good old Greeks
2. Come up with a contemporary setting
3. Your characters must be similar to your audience, slightly exaggerated
4. Re-write in modern style, add some teenage slang but don't overdo it
5. be active on social media

sounds like a spin on Avatar