Which Pokémon would you want to eat and why?

Which Pokémon would you want to eat and why?

None of them, too close to being sapient. They register the same way dogs and cats do for me.

Miltank well done with ketchup

Ditto

one I like jello
two theres a chance it might taste every pokemon in existence.

This, unless you’re a subhuman ch*nese you wouldn’t want to eat any of them

Well you gotta remember, other than vegetables, they gotta eat something in the Pokemon World. Muiltanks and Tuaros are likely eaten the most there as of steaks and burgers.

I bet they breed Squirtles for turtle soup there

Probably Emboar. I saw a hog hunting thread in /k/ and it made me wanna have something pork based, even if it's just spam or whatever

I'd eat a vileplume and trip balls

Rocky 3 out of curiosity. I'm sure that rock/shell can be removed. Or jigglypuffs' fat rendered out for cooking.

I'd imagine Kingler would taste great
Can't help but feel like Ditto would taste like everything, or chicken

a child can mass breed any non legendary with no immediate repercussions. Eating Pokemon will only have become natural to maintain our place as the apex predator.


Jigglypuff is nothing but skin and air.

this nigga knows what's up

Magikarp. Karp is alright and its known that people eat them.

Drateni might be this magical eel sorta taste shashemi sushimosh

Taurus or Psyduck. One's just a big bull with three tails and the other is a giant duck.

mega lopunny PUSY

Gengar!

You think Staryu/Starmie you crack open like a hard shellfish?

Any that cross into being close to domestic like dogs and cats. Extends to Zorua and Zoroark because they are prime hunting partners with their illusions

Psyduck for sure

Eating duck and taking LSD simultaneously

this

i would want to try ditto though

Slowpoke, i want to know how memes taste