This went well last time so let's do it again:

I genuinely think not enough people on Veeky Forums have read this despite it being essential baby's first lit-core. It's less horror and more about the virtues of love and friendship, although it gets a bit spooky too.

This book is reserved for: Jim, James, Michael, Michelle, Akira, Christopher, Noah, Arnold, Francois, Alfred, Jane, Terrence, Kenneth, Thibault, Jason, Harlan, Charles, Ruth, Barney.

speak for yourself, user, i add these books to my stacks anyway even if my name isn't mentioned

> tfw nobody will ever mention your name despite how common it is nowadays

It's often just the same Daniels and Davids...

>tfw my name wasn't called but I'll read it anyways

Wow good job you added a book to your stack you will never read.

I know you're trying to be confrontational and contrarian, and that's fine, whatever you need to do to kill some time, but there are people here who do enjoy reading, despite how many people shitpost.

malcolm, martin, spike, denzel, elijah and mohammad should read this

(sort of memeing but if anyone is actually called these here then actually read this and don't be a pussy about it, his stories about his childhood, prison, mecca and elijah mohammad being a sleaze are pretty interesting and he drops his conspiratorial beliefs towards the end of the book too)

Tomlinson
Barton
Conrad
Jay
Neil, Nielsen
Louis, Louie, Luis, Lou
Julian
Andre, Andrei, Andrey, Audrey
Anthony, Anton, Tony, Antonio

this, monsieur, is name dropping. and i cannot allow it. regard this as my formal cease and desist letter. if you do not comply, i will be forced to remove you from 4channel

you were probably meaning to read it for some time anyway, ryan

Connor
Kevin
Kylie
Cooper

anna
pierre
natasha
leo
alexander

dano's arms are too short for his sleeves

Already read it but can recommend, everyone loves Mina Harker and it's genuinely heartwarming.

you can thank me later, Daniel

Jackson, Dylan, Jakob, Justin, Jared, Hillary, Sarah, Sophia, Ethan, Nate and Mason

I think it makes it more appealing. It's bright and pretty.

Going to try and call out a couple of very common Western names that should read Don Quixote.

Liam, Peter, Katie, Thomas, Mark, Luke, Mike, Stuart, George, Cameron, Craig, Gregory, Joel, Shaun, Nicola, Gary.

Agreed. Although I love the original book, I can't pass up cutesy manga art done well.

Sylvia

PUT YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN

im listening to the antlers now and that part where he goes SYYYYYYLLLVVVIIIIIIIAAAA is kinda the only reason i mentioned the name

Have a double name, never gets called obviously

First half's John. I'll read whatever the person who can guess the second half suggests.

If it has the original text, then I don't see a problem with the Japanese style illustration.

John-William?
John-Joseph?
John-James?
John-Wayne?
John-Sebastian?

Am I even close, user

john paul?

>have a non-biblical name
>never get called
Anyway, I'd like to recommend this book to any Stephens or Stefans, who come across this post.

...

I've already read it 2bh

>have a biblical name
>never get called
God is on my side

Great book by the way

Anonymous, Hiro, m00t

The Bible

End this place of degeneracy and come into the Light of the God.

Joseph?
It really is a great book, but it made me collect books and data in a hoarder manner. Now I want to pile value for some reason, and I sometimes wonder what would they think of the shelf if they were to dig it out after an apocalypse.

I was planning on re-reading it actually. I think i'm gonna do it soon

First of all, I'll presume you're brazillian. Because that's a thing we do here.
John Robert.
John Victor.
John Mary.
John August.
John John.
If I'm right read Jealousy by Grillet.

Mate, where were you the other day?? I made a thread about Runaway Horses and literally nobody replied. It made me feel sad and like I don't want to start discussions about books anymore :(

I want to read it because i like Mann a lot, but it's so fucking long. I don't know if i want to read a heavily reigious 2000 pages book. It'd overwhelming

You just have to be in the mood for it.
I wasn't when I tried, and I didn't finish it, but what I can tell, is that the biblical theme is very well executed, and that the prose is great.
My teacher told me once that Mann writes in a way that suggest he wants to write a novella but he keeps going on, and he doesn't stop well until it's two volumes long.

Sorry to hear that, man. The amount people talk about Mishima here you would think they read his tetralogy.

Looks neat desu. Thanks for the lead, user.
>tfw your name manages to get dropped twice in one thread

That's certainly truth for The Magic Mountain. It apparently started as a novella. I doubt it would have worked well as a novella though

tim
jim
kim
slim
sam
pam
wyatt
horatio
siegfried

JohnBenét?

Larry, Julio, Georgia, Chuck, Nicole, Diana, Donald, Greg, Jordan

Melmoth is so underrated on Veeky Forums.

I have a Roman name.

my eye anuses are ready

He didn't really go into detail, it was a history class.

Mohammed
Daniel
Lloyd
James
Juan
Carlos

Completely forgot about this book, need to pick it up sometime

> have a common name beginning with O
> never mentioned in these threads

I just want a cool new book to read

courtney
carol
carrie
cassandra
eric
bunga bungo
wang wang t'chk
ooga booga doo
zaa zaa uggggg
patrice

Fuck yeah, I've been meaning to get in to Mishima

Ben is an ugly cunt

James
John
Robert
Michael
William
David
Richard
Charles
Joseph
Thomas

>tfw my roman euro name will never get called

You should start name-dropping your own name around here from time to time and maybe someone will pick it up subconsciously? idk ;_;

I have never met another Alfred. Good read though.

Philip, Thomas, Charles, Zachary, Edward, Anton, Albert, Emile, Alexander, Jean, Mircea, Nicholas, Ella, Eleanor, Georgia, Jane, Anna, Irena, Katie, Lisa

Veeky Forums really is white middle class name central

where's all the fucking calebs, kierans, callums, zachs, daves, jims, andres, jacksons, juniors, shaniquas, etc

also Veeky Forums is exclusively male

all the grills are scared off by london posters

Haha you forgot to post a book

ok read this shaniqua (it's genuinely good pulp)

Tennessee
Quinton
Garth
Gareth
Cedric
Hubert
Hugh
Ashton
Ernest, Ernie
Dwayne
Arlington
Austin

Also some female names just in case if women here are quieter about their names being mentioned:

Kirsty, Kirstie
Kelsey
Lauren, Laura, Lauryn
Becky, Rebecca
Janelle

Please read the best book I've read so far this year.

> my name is finally mentioned in one of these threads
> it's for a shitpost giggle

Virgil
Julius
Justine
Justin
Cerys
Colin
Gavin

i want Veeky Forums to either have a user called cosmo or kramer

Zack right here, finally got mentioned in

Otto
Oscar
Owen

Nope, user. I appreciate the effort though. (fear and loathing is a good book too)