Is Veeky Forums a /can-squeezer/ or a /can-crusher/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

is Veeky Forums a /can-squeezer/ or a /can-crusher/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImHi16cwqc
http://berghoffbeer.com/blog/what-makes-beer-bitter-in-flavor/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2jNToJ72zk
Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
I just throw it in the recycling without crushing it. I don't drink enough soda for it to matter

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't drink soda

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Squeezer

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Soda is trash and you shouldn't drink it

But I crush my beer cans

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I don't drink anything that comes in a can. And why would you crush it? That just makes returning it for a refund more difficult.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@lostmypassword
The virgin squeeze, the chad crush.

viagrandad
viagrandad

squeeze
@Garbage Can Lid
makes returning it more difficult by compacting them and making transport and storage more efficient
brainlets everyone

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PurpleCharger
a beer has the same or even more calories than a soda, fucking moron.

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
i fill them with sand and other shit then take them done to the cash for cans place

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I put them between my butt cheeks and crush them flat

Lunatick
Lunatick

I don't crush because it leaks

and I have a huge recycling bin so I have space and I don't care

farquit
farquit

@lostmypassword
I'm a can-folder. I don't have any handy or I'd take a picture.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@viagrandad
put crushed cans on tray
they don't stand upright
bottle guy spends 5 minutes sorting through the pile to count them

FastChef
FastChef

@Methshot
I feel like cans would take up too much space to gather them until they're worth actual money.

$1.50 for returning a whole 30 rack isn't worth it for me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@DeathDog
living in a 3rd world country where the bottle guy doesn't just take your word for it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Ive developed a habit of immediately crushing the can as soon as i take the last sip. That way i know the cans empty at a glance. Handy when im binge drinking at my computer and cans are piling up and im shit faced.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@lostmypassword
I live in the based state of Michigan, so I rinse them out and put em all in a garbage bag. Once the bag is full I take it to the store and feed them all into the recycling machine and get like $10 to $20 depending on how long I let them pile up.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Boy_vs_Girl
I can do that here but don't bother. If I add the time it takes to rinse the cans so that bag/fingers don't get sticky and then taking it to the store and placing them one at a time in the machine. It's easier to just toss them, I wouldn't work for $10 and don't see why I would handle cans for that.

The worst part though is waiting for johnny poorfag to empty his 8 garbage bags of cans he fished out of a dumpster. There are 4 machines and all of them are occupied by these people, what the fuck.

I return bottles though because it's harder to throw out a 24 and I all need to do is bring the cases, they count them and done.

Methshot
Methshot

I'm a can-twister.

thumbs and forefingers around the can in a triangle, squeeze it inwards, then twist and flatten.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@lostmypassword

I recycle it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm a card crusher

whereismyname
whereismyname

@lostmypassword
I'm a cuntcrusher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImHi16cwqc

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
what the fuck i just cut my hand trying this. thanks asshole

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@w8t4u
It takes only a few minutes to recycle them all and the store I go to has like 8 machines so it's rare for them all to be occupied.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@whereismyname
Huh what's thi-
BWAAAA DUNADUNA BING BADABOOM
*closes tab*

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname
"Infant Annihilator"
I swear listening to this kind of edgy trash should be a federal offense.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@lostmypassword
Neither
pre-crushing the cans makes it harder for the recycling center to press them into bales.

takes2long
takes2long

I'm al/ck/ so I hoard them in my garage without damaging them and take em to the bottle exchange when I have enough to fill my car

askme
askme

@SomethingNew
Yeah except it doesn't taste like shit.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
talk about 3rd world
have a guy to do a job that has been replaced by machines in the actual first world
I leave the can whole so that the barcode can be scanned and I get my well-earned money back like any upstanding citizen would

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
@Emberfire
Pussy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@lostmypassword
@Emberfire
Not being able to comprehend highly complex and technical music.

Go back to your nursery rhymes.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
alcoholic faggot, actually die.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
How's middle school going?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
not aluminium-can.jpg

Inmate
Inmate

@lostmypassword
squeeze because THESE SIPS MAKE ME NERVOUS AAAHHHH

likme
likme

crushing cans under your shoe
picking it up afterwards

Techpill
Techpill

@Methshot
unironically this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@askme
Um sweetie beer is specifically bitter. It's well-known for that.
http://berghoffbeer.com/blog/what-makes-beer-bitter-in-flavor/

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef
Fuck you. I have to sell a little over 4 pounds of cans to get $1.50. That's more than a 30 rack to be sure.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@LuckyDusty
The places I take them to just runs them through a wood chipper type machine. They don't care how you bring them in.

Evilember
Evilember

I can't get my deposit back if I crush the cans.
It's about six cans to a dollar here.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i press in on the can's sides at three points. Then I twist and compress the top and bottom together.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
Not appreciating absurd $lam humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2jNToJ72zk

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SomethingNew
With the added benefits of getting you buzzed and not rotting your teeth. You just made a strong argument for beer.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Neither because in my country, cans can be returned for 15 cents a can

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you live in the US and don't at least do pic related before you toss them, you're a glitterboi or a new yorker. Possibly both.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
Squeeze then crush with hands. Only possible answer.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
I use it for my airsoft guns tests so I do neither

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@lostmypassword
michiganfag here. cans are worth 10 cents but we have these machines that scan them individually to count them and if you crush or squeeze the can it won't work.

farquit
farquit

@Dreamworx

see
@Methshot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@viagrandad
I don't know the reason since I don't live in a state with a refund program, but apparently you can only get the refund for a noncrushed can. I regularly squeeze my cans when Im drinking to remind myself I'm done with it and my friend from Michigan, no matter how drunk, instinctualy cringes until he remembers theres no refund to be had.

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
I fold it. It is the easiest and neatest way.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

2017
not consuming your soda cans whole to ensure that you get every last drop and get your moneys worth

WebTool
WebTool

@lostmypassword
Neither.
Here in Germany all soda cans are returnable. You'll waste 25 cents if you don't bring them back.

Sometimes its a hassle, but it made festivals significantly cleaner.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
government paying 10-25 times market value for something
Sounds about right

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Boy_vs_Girl
Do refundable sodas'n shit cost a tiny bit more in your state than they do on others where refunding is not an option?

Where i live the prices of products have been adjusted with the refund in mind.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@LuckyDusty
It's a deposit. You pay for the can when you buy the drink and get the money back when you return the empty container.
And it really does clean up the gutters nicely.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
We've got enough homeless that scavenge for them in the US so we just throw the empties out the window as a kind of charity.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
And why do you think they scavenge them, user?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Bidwell
I always figured they made a flavorful soup with them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Firespawn
most stores and all recycling centres in Iowa hire special eds to drop the whole, unaltered cans into computerized counters

Also in Iowa, we pay an additional $.05 per container of carbonated beverages and alcohol as a recycling deposit so, a 24 pack of Bud or Pepsi adds an additional $1.20 to the post-tax total whereas, a bottle of wine adds $.05

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
Once they find enough, they probably glue them together for a nice hat

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