What’s the food like at a strip joint buffet?

MPmaster
MPmaster

What’s the food like at a strip joint buffet?

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farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
What’s the food like at a strip joint buffet?

Makes applebees look good

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
Makes applebees look good
that's an insult to strip joints

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Can't be worse than Golden Corral can it? But I've never even been to one.. or a strip club that serves food for that matter tbqh

Playboyize
Playboyize

@MPmaster
place near me has a surprisingly decent legs n eggs sunday brunch

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
I see strip clubs advertising "Steak Night."

SniperGod
SniperGod

@lostmypassword
@kizzmybutt
It can, and is unless you are going to some really upscale stuff. Most of your average strip clubs specialize in drinks, not in food.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd

Ayo can I order Rachel’s roast beef tho?

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster

Strip joint near my house tried an all-you-can-eat sushi bar on Tuesday nights but it didn't last long

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
for me its bome fries

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperGod
i was saying applebees is fucken horrible. are you really this dense?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
I was agreeing with you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@MPmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPqw5f3Kk_0

JunkTop
JunkTop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rK6fYv0A9I

this is in rhode island. morning breakfast buffet for drunks and perverts.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@MPmaster
Sometimes I think I should have been born a lesbian woman, because I fucking love eating pussy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
if youre a straight man, i dont see what the issue is

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
There's not one really, just kind of an amusing fantasy I guess? I feel completely comfortable as a straight male, but I feel I'd most likely be equally comfortable as a gay female. You know, besides all the stigmas and issues with society that comes with. Although, I have noticed some of the women I've slept with didn't really seem all that into me performing oral and just wanted to get on with the penetration. Which is fine and all, I just really enjoy the act of giving pleasure even if I'm not directly receiving any myself. Gives me that warm and cozy feeling like when you give your good friend a Christmas gift he really appreciates, except in a sexual way. Subscribe to my blog for more gay shit no one cares about.

Methnerd
Methnerd

The couple I've been to actually had a pretty good breakfast spread. Nothing fancy, but everything tasted pretty damn good and didn't get me sick

WebTool
WebTool

red pill me on strip clubs, never had an interest in going to one. is it a fun experience?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool
Only if you are a non-virgin

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
I wish to eat that

viagrandad
viagrandad

@WebTool
If you have friends yeah it's okay

likme
likme

@WebTool
Guess they're okay if you're okay with paying for sexual favors, which always struck me as creepy and kind of rapey.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@DeathDog
Dies of HPV

Firespawn
Firespawn

@WebTool
They're shit, I've been dragged to a handful (Chad friends)
Lower-class ones are full of junkies and the girls are ugly
Upper-class ones are full of small-time celebrities and rich middle easterners, so you'll be competing for attention and will get the ugly girls unless you want to pay $400 for a bottle of Patron. Some will actually throw you out if you're not spending enough money (not the ones I've been to but another friend has been to an exclusive club with a fairly well-known rapper)
There's really no reason to go other than as a novelty. The sexual aspect of it is masochistic at best- you have a girl shaking her tits in your face but you're not allowed to touch them or do anything unless you want your skull cracked by bouncers. If you're willing to pay for sexual action just get a mid-price hooker.

RavySnake
RavySnake

How about buffets at FKK clubs?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@massdebater
i can pretty much feel this feel.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RavySnake
i heard about these, they serve a shitload of good free food at some of the german brothels. also heard they started cutting back on the free buffets in the last couple of years. what are some good FKK buffets to go to?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
They're alright when you're with your mates on a night out and want to see some decent girls get their tits out. The cheaper ones are shit though, went to one that was a strip club downstairs and a brothel upstairs, the women were all gross looking and the whole place smelled mildly of old cum.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RavySnake
@New_Cliche
This would be perfect for Veeky Forums. Eating good food while summoning the courage to talk to the ladies. If all else fails, theres still food.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@JunkTop
HOLY FUCK. Came here to talk about eggs and legs. It's perverted, disgusting and glorious and I don't even like women. Federal Hill represent.

askme
askme

Anyone have some FKK buffet pics?

Snarelure
Snarelure

The food is about the level you'd expect from a bag of frozen X heated in a chafing dish. Not terrible, but meh. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they just emptied bags of frozen hot wings out into the chafing dish and called it a day, for example.
Entertainment and alcohol notwithstanding, for what you pay on the cover to get in for the buffet in the first place is simply not worth it if it doesn't include a drink or two. If you're worrying just about the food, hit a Chinese buffet instead.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
Typically terrible. Not sure what you expected. It's not like you're going there for the food.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
legs n eggs
That'd be a good name for a strip club.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
@Playboyize
I literally just finished watching that episode of Crashing

TreeEater
TreeEater

@massdebater
I enjoyed this post. Where can I subscribe?

King_Martha
King_Martha

A strip club here on my city offered food and drinks like burgers pizza and chicken wings the lightly clothed girls will bring your food almost naked

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RavySnake
Pretty good

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool

Only the good ones unless you like feeling creepy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
the thought of eating out a stripper makes me sick to my stomach.

Methshot
Methshot

I've just finished working in a western Australian gold mining town. The bars had "skimpies" which were low class strippers flown in from out of state to serve beer and food to toothless miners who had just clocked off. They also worked 6am to 9am. To catch the nightshift crew. Hilariously there was only a couple bars in town so the old ladies having drinks and the bachelorette parties wound up getting served by those same skimpies. Food was garbage.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Flameblow
That show is alright, maybe two good episodes. The second season looks like it's going to be more romantic in nature. Will probably not be as good.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater
me too, kiddo

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
I ate a strippers ass once when I was an 18yr old virgin.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
I heard of a manager who would send a lot of employees to New York on business. A lot of these employees would have receipts for "steak" at this same place, for expenses. So, when he was in town, he decided to see what was so good about this steak that the majority of his workers were all getting it... It was a strip club and they didn't even serve food!

TechHater
TechHater

Never been to a strip club buffet, but they have fairly decent food (Dennys level at least) in the strip clubs in portland.

After a great Clutch show several years ago one of my good friends and I spent Easter morning in a strip club, because it was my friends first visit to portland and he wanted to eat steak and eggs in a strip club. We ate a pretty good steak and eggs, and then spent like 3 hours just chilling out, chatting with the strippers who had to work on Easter (one older gal who looked like a lower rent Lisa Ann, one black girl who was insanely good looking, and one girl obviously on drugs), and honestly it's the best Easter I've ever had.

Funniest part was drug girl introduced herself to us by saying "you guys want to see something weird?"

If I ever find a wife, I want her to open with that.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@MPmaster
it varies.

Why do you think every single strip join has the same food? For the most part strip joints have subpar food but there are certain places where they have above average food.

see: Atlanta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3KIv-DQgI

farquit
farquit

@Methnerd
Rachel's actually has a decent steak, albeit pricey.

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze
I was friends with a stripper and lurked with a few of her acquaintances for about a month. ... you know, I'm not going to greentext 3 pages of stories, since meeting her 20 years ago and being exposed to her for only a month:

I have never stepped foot in a strip club
I have no respect for servers
I assume everyone in the sex industry is on crack
I can't get turned on by mainstream porn (amateur, home-made movies only)
My overall respect for women dropped by about 30% and has yet to recover.

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
You need to go to better clubs mate. Mine are full nude and you can touch.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
it was intended as an insult you dumb idiot

5mileys
5mileys

we have this thing we like to call "operation rigatoni"
every weekend theres a pop up speakeasy strip club, only people in the know are told the whereabouts and you will get the location texted to you. The ratio of girls to men is about 5:1 and they aren't old busted strippers, they are college (maybe some highschool) girls looking to make some easy money
then around 2am they star rolling in italian food they get catered from whatever restaurant happens to be near by

its a need to know type of place. You just tell the wife or gf you're going out to dinner with the guys...not technically a lie

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
I will never understand people who claim to not enjoy oral sex. I can only assume they've had some near-traumatic oral in the past and are just worried about 'Nam style flashbacks. Because oral sex is the best sex.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
I've always hated oral sex (giving and receiving) and never had a nam trauma

I did once try it on a white chick and it smelled like she had a dead rat inside her. not making that mistake again, never put your face near the crotch of a race that's afraid of bathing and general hygiene

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
Rule of thumb is if you can't comfortably leave your face near her armpits her pussy is vile.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Best Salisbury steakbive ever encountered , albeit not part of a buffet, was at a titty bar

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@King_Martha
Sounds humiliating. Why would anyone pay to get blue balls at a strip club or anythibg similar. Unless the girl takes the back and steers your dick up her ass and lets you finish in her mouth, what exactly is fun about any of it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methshot
That is so depressing. I bet guys in their twenties pay good money fuck those old whores.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TechHater
Im honestly surprised portland allows strip clubs. What with the systemic oppression of females and all that good stuff.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@massdebater
Enjoy your throat cancer. Seriously though, good on you I guess.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater

You just linked two things I enjoy doing but had never linked before.

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool
Anyone who says "I don't eat pussy because le Romans didn't do it" wouldn't have the opportunity in the first place

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
the frencb fries are better. both go well with Bang's thyme-flavored root beer.

Methshot
Methshot

Strip club in montreal has a thanksgiving (canadian one) dinner that is apparenlty one of the most depressing sights in the world.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
this desu

5mileys
5mileys

@Spazyfool
If we're so gay, where are the Romans now?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@MPmaster
go to sizzlers and you'll find out. just stock up on antibiotics first. broad spectrum... fuck, all of the strains.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@New_Cliche
All strippers are prostitutes, just with high rates.
The whole business model is to entice men to the point where they can't stand it, then get them with something insane like $1000+ for a session. This is why you should never be the cuck who dates a stripper because "oh she doesn't actually do anything with the patrons".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@MPmaster
You can look at it but you can't touch it.

Inmate
Inmate

@MPmaster
Why do I get the impression the bitches would get pissed if I came there and just ate and drank while completely ignoring the fact that they are dick holsters? No laying down cash or ogling them, just treat them like standard wait staff. Food would be total shit, of course, but I want to see the reaction. Guessing it's the typical 1 dimensional dick holster train of thought response: "oh, he's gay," or, "I'm going to drain this perverted pig's wallet," with no in between.

A question for people who actually ate or do eat at strip joints: did/do you feel disappointed/disgusted/ashamed with yourself for going to a place like that? Or just in general, what was the mindset about the whole situation. Never really saw the appeal of getting publicly cockteased for money and with no release.

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
If Frank Bruni is to be believed, they like homos as long as they are cool homos:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/28/dining/reviews/28rest.html

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methshot
Not actually gay though.
shrug.jpg

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methnerd
Tuna Steak

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@GoogleCat
Of course not 3===D

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@massdebater
sounds like you need to work on your oral technique. do you regularly make your women cum while eating them out? My girlfriend constantly begs me to go down on her

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Oh, shit, I'm gay now.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Inmate
I used to do this all the time, user. I had already pissed away too much money on art school looking at nekkid people. I'd go because they had cheap drinks, heavy metal, massive bouncers to stop any fights, and they let me smoke cigarettes in there. I'd tell the girls straight-up that's why I was there and it was never a problem. A few of the cooler ones, I'd buy them a drink and chat with them between dances, but that was no different than buying a round at a bar.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
I have once but it was a while ago. Share with me your tech user.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
I've never eaten at a strip club, but I've been to a couple. The way I see it, if I'm going to get drunk surrounded by a bunch of other sad fucks, which I am, might as well do so while a drug addict shakes her tits in my face.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
tendies
I thought you had to be an adult to get into strip clubs

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
The laws vary in different places. In my state, only titty bars can serve alcohol while the full nude is dry. You can imagine the caliber of girls and patrons at the full nude dry bar. The full nude bar also stays open past last call.

I used to go to a sports bar which was attached to a strip club. If we felt like keeping the night going, we'd hang out at the nude bar for a while. It was sad when they bulldozed that place and built a Starbucks.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@LuckyDusty
i get into chicken strip clubs

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Methnerd
Lol

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
mostly crabs

Spamalot
Spamalot

@massdebater
He needs to drink to have a good time
Alkie detected.

Techpill
Techpill

@massdebater
The club I go to gets around this by letting you buy a cup from them and then you can fill it with whatever you want that you bring yourself.

Its kind of a ripoff since if you want to drink alcohol you have to bring your own and they make you buy their cup but I'm at a strip cup pissing money away anyway so I just don't think about it. Plus then I can enjoy full nude and still drink.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@farquit
who is she

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
I think they're talking about another kind of beef, user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
Faggot loser detected, keep drinking soy you queer

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Spamalot
He needs a good time to have a good time
Faggot detected

Lunatick
Lunatick

@5mileys
just greentext a couple of them.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
don't eat from strip club buffets, all the ones i've been to niggas just straight up grab shit from the buffets with their hands.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spamalot
Thats disgusting

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Gigastrength

I dislike it because my bf is shit at it, his tongue is too pointy and raspy and he cannot get the rhythm and pressure right even though I tell him and show him, I even hold his finger and move it so he can feel exactly what I'm on about but he still fucks up.
I also worry he will get bored, which kills the vibe for me.
So not a trauma, more a disappointment, which I assume is the case for most women.

WebTool
WebTool

@massdebater

I've noticed a lot of the time, women can be quite self conscious about their vaginas. Whether they're worried about how it looks, or smells or tastes or whatever, they'll often hurry you onto the fucking until they know you better.

likme
likme

@WebTool
@Firespawn
This really varies depending on where you are. If you're ever in Thailand, especially Pattaya, the girls will sit down on your lap and engage in mutual groping until you cum. Of course, they'd rather you waited on that, barfined them, and took them back to your hotel to fuck them all night, and maybe for the rest of your vacation, and perhaps marry them and take them to your first-world country, or at least send them money regularly because you feel sorry for them.

Yeah, sure, they're whores. Still fun to grope some hot young firm titties and ass.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@LuckyDusty
lose the zero get a hero (i.e. me)

i'll rock your world bitch!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
Funniest part was drug girl introduced herself to us by saying "you guys want to see something weird?"
Reminds me of a party I was at where a chick was broke and was begging for a baggie of heroin, so she ended up fucking the host's dog in exchange for a free hit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sharpcharm
How does that happen? Is it like, "there's no way she'll go through with this" and when she's doing it telling her to stop will just make it worse? How could you ever look at your dog the same after that?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
It's amazing how low people will go.
Talking about you, not her.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
Niggers stink even when they bathe.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
not bad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@LuckyDusty
So not a trauma, more a disappointment, which I assume is the case for most women.
in all fairness, bitch, most women don't take the time to point out what gets them off like you do. too embarrassed or worried about killing the mood so they kill it anyway.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CouchChiller
in all fairness, bitch

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sharpcharm
@VisualMaster
heroin, meth, cocaine
always avoid the big 3 if you don't want to be sucking dick behind a dumpster for a hit. everything else is groovy

Booteefool
Booteefool

@LuckyDusty
Look roastie, there are an enormous number of flabby flaps to dig through down there and the trigger is often hidden. And stop bitching about raspy tongues, you make him sound like some sort of alien.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
Prime target for Bugcatchers

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
eating pussy
Enjoy your mouth cancer and irreversible degredation

Flameblow
Flameblow

@MPmaster
acropolus in Portland 20 bucks good steak and pussy great choice at 20

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
how do you deal with sweaty beefmeat after clubbing?

or generally in any place that doesnt have a shower

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt
It makes Golden Corral look like the finest feast in the world, unless you're in a high class strip joint, expect the food to be unappealing and taste as bad as a public bus seat.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@MPmaster

Don't know about strip clubs but all the regular ones are sausage fests all the fucking time.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@MPmaster
but the smell... you can have them.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
gotem

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
How could you ever look at your dog the same after that?

With pride, and/or envy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@kizzmybutt
they have a buffet at the one ive been to. 5$ to get in, 5$ tip to be seated. but the foods free. drinks are 10$. foods not terrible but nothing special

cum2soon
cum2soon

5$ all you can eat monday pasta night at the local one. love it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

first job out of college
a small pasta sauce factory that bottled sauce for all the little mom and pop restaurants in town
also fill 1 gallon bladder bags of pasta sauce for the shitty strip mall restaurants that were too lazy/poor/stupid to make their own
every 2 weeks a guy named "Diamond Joe" came to pick up 8 gallons of sauce
me one time: "hey where is your restaurant at?"
him: "uhhh this little place off the highway by the stadium"
me thinking "that's weird, the only places over there are meth head strip clubs" then realizing "oh fuck it's a buffet at a strip club"

The sauce was a pretty decent recipe, so strip club food is probably ok.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
your reading comprehension issue is noted

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
I have only had fun when at them when I am really drunk. I have a hard time getting over the fact that I am paying money for it. What really entertains me are the ones that get creative on the stage. Like the ones that climb the pole up to the ceiling and stuff.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Swedish chef
Perfect

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

15 dollar sloppy tuna taco Tuesdays at the local gentlemen’s club. The pussy stank mixed with sour ass sweat on top of the room temperature mayonnaise fish is such an exquisite phenomenon that I always get rubbery half softie just anticipating the next trip.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
Don't go to Orlando strip clubs, go to Tampa.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TalkBomber
I don’t go to bars and clubs. Not a fan of the super-loud music and overpriced drinks.

5mileys
5mileys

@Sharpcharm
I want to go to one of your parties

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RumChicken
found that out one night. no touching or real lap dances, pretty shitty. some had decently hot girls though.

5mileys
5mileys

@AwesomeTucker
Or social interaction probably

Soft_member
Soft_member

@DeathDog
>>this
Eating pussy is the best
tfw hooking up with a 8.5/10 with a 9.7/10 pussy
You better believe I am worshiping that fucking thing with my tongue

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
i have noticed this too

takes2long
takes2long

@Garbage Can Lid
Telling sluts not to be sluts is oppressing them too though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Garbage Can Lid
sex-positive and sex-negative third wave feminists are at each other's throats all the time and it's hilarious to watch

hairygrape
hairygrape

I need sex.. so horny.. desperate.. nice pusy lips to lick.. smother face... i love how sweaty asshole smells...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Soft_member
Why do you make it so weird. Worshiping with your tongue? Do you say this shit in front of women?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
they'll often hurry you onto the fucking until they know you better
why not get to know you before the fucking?
man normalfags are weird.

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