What's the most fattening thing you've ever eaten?
What's the most fattening thing you've ever eaten?
I froze a mcdouble, dipped it in batter, and deep fried it. I was out of commission for the rest of the night
I eat a lot more vegetables now
I eat pots of hamburger helper in one sitting
also rodeo king with coke and fries
If I want to make dinner for a week in bulk, I cook up about two pounds of hamburger, mix in two cans of Bush's baked beans, and pour it over a deep square pan filled with Fritos and then top it with shredded cheese.
thinkn bout those beans
also I'm not overweight
Your mum's so fat, when I ate her out last night I gained 15 lbs.
deep fried twinkie topped with powdered sugar and chocolate syrup
a big block of fat isn't fattening, you will shit it out nearly undigested.
pasta and ketchup on the other and.
ur mums so fat when I ate her out I lost 15 lbs because my body went into a state of ketosis
You're mom's so fat, she's an N=1 proof of metabolic syndrome.
There's a restaurant where I went to college called Fat Shack that served stoner food. Like chicken fingers, melted cheese, macaroni and cheese, onion rings, bacon, steak, and mayo on a sandwich. Or deep fried oreos covered in powdered sugar and dipped in chocolate sauce.
actually sounds pretty good for a once in a lifetime thing
You're mom's pussy.
an entire pound of bacon fried in a skillet
like 2 ounces of creme cheese spread on 2 pieces of toast
wash it down with a Coors Banquet
Ive done this more than once
2 tostinos pizzas baked
add ham and shredded cheese
make a sandwich out of it
also done this a few times
If I ate my heart, it would be the fattiest thing Ive ever eaten.
Baconator meal with baconator fries stuffed inside
Make it hot chocolate fudge instead of syrup and that would be a delicious diabeetus dessert.
I once got really high and ate four of those freezer breakfast sandwiches, I was so stuffed I couldn't move for fear of throwing up
served stoner food
only in WA, CO, TX
Degenerate restaurant serving degenerates
inability to recognize basic internet trolling
calls others retards
Probably Deep Fried Twinkie, it was amazing.
I sometimes have 3000+ calories of beer in a day.
I like Fritos but wtf why man
I’d like a side of fries with that pic
Honestly wasn't worth it
made pancakes with maple syrup and ice cream the other day. it's not the worst thing i've done but it's the most recent, and it didn't even taste that good desu
my homemade potato salad is (among other things):
whole milk or light cream (to cut through the richness of the mayo)
bacon and its drippings
so six sources of fat, lel
When I was in college I used to make a bowl of cake mix and just eat it with a spoon.
I had a deep fried king sized snickers at a local fair a few years ago. My friends bet me I couldn't/wouldn't eat the whole thing, but I did. Felt like shit the rest of the night and ended up getting drunk and puking near the animal petting barn. Good times.
I'm about to gorge myself on cookie dough.
An entire package of Oreos washed down with a container of eggnog.
Honestly its hard to remember what was the worst thing i ever ate.. so ill list a few
5 plates of chinese buffet food
a entire papa johns pizza
a fuckload of cookie dough
fried ores and funnel cake cake
And thats the worst now, thankfully none of these are on a regular basis
I decided to make pork stroganoff and skip a step: not draining the fat. It felt like I had visited a realm of Slaanesh.
why are you eating out fat chicks?
i eat this at least 2 to 3 times a month
except i don't stuff anything but my fat face
Frozen smoked salted pork lard. Delicious as fuck.
can you throw some olives in there plz
I...uh..haven't really paid attention.
2 Paczkis and 2 Four Lokos in one sitting, as a snack.
That's about 2200 calories.
I think every college has a place like this.
I pretty regularly eat an entire to go order of carne asada fries or 15 rolled tacos after tying one on
they stuff the styrofoam box to the gills
prolly like 3-4k calories
I would kill myself if I ever let myself get that big
dig me a ditch throw a bunch of limes and shoot myself
Gwyneth, is that you?
a 4 patty quarter pounder with a large sprite and large chips
This one truly is a gargantuan behemoth king of calorie bombs. Never had one but it's insane to think that so many calories can be packed into 950ml.
a 4 patty quarter pounder
How do you even eat that? Did you have to take it apart?
nope, not at all, I just ate it like a normal burger man, you know, you open your mouth, take a bite, chew and then swallow
How large is your mouth?
large enough man
59g of saturated fat
263g of sugar
one time I ate an entire swiss roll
that's pretty much how I ate that burger man, I'd just gotten finished smoking bongs at a mates place during lunch and I was so fucking hungry at the time, there was a macca's near the school so I went and got myself a 4 patty QP, chips and a drink, I went in to class blitzed out of my mind with that fuckhuge burger and chips and I scoffed it, the whole class and the teacher was staring at me in awe
Damn I've never really ate in a class like that. Teach didn't mind huh?
Nope, not at all, i
My friend and I had a bit too much tequila and split one of those papa murphy's stuffed pizza - mega meat lover deals, once we were done with that we ended up making several bags of totino's pizza rolls. We easily had to have polished off a hundred of them.
You are mom is pussy.
a bottle of vodka, somehow didn't puke, not really a hangover either, just some weird fucked up cold, numb tingle throughout my body the next day
38 grams of quality dairy protein
40% of daily Vitamin A intake
90% of Calcium intake
80% of Iron intake
Doesn't sound too bad to me
Don’t think it was awe, you stupid stoner.
I know, right? It's downright healthy if you ask me.
It was, like have you ever seen a face struck by awe? I fucking doubt it, the only face people pull around you is one of disgust you fat sack of shit
Also, pretty much the whole class was stoners and the teacher that day was too, I once saw a bong sitting in his car, everyone in my class graduated with top marks, fag
When the larp gets more elaborate
Kek you fucking stoner I bet you think all of us are in awe of you right now
@Garbage Can Lid
no, not really, I think you're a faggot though
since all you drink is piss water with wheat in it i assume you mix some extra mayo or butter in it
pure cube of fat pig, the ones they use in some places to cook with.
Lost a bet
I don’t know, you sound both assmad and clueless about how you come off buddy
based bodybuilder here my most fattening meal ever was my gf fault ,, she always sees me eating large amounts of healthy food 6x a day ... so one day she asked/wanted to know how much i could eat on one sitting , it was a cheat day and i told her what i thought i could throw down , and she said bullshit , to which i laughed and said let's do it
little caesars - large cheese pizza
taco bell - 2 mex pizzas , 3 volcano quesarito
carl's jr - 1 all natural burger , 1 bacon guacamole burger , 1 double western w extra cheese , large criss cut fries , chocolate shake , 2 large cokes
ate it all within 45 minutes and i calculated it to be between 15k - 18k calories ... my gf said she was both impressed and grossed out at the same time , i told her wtf did ya expect lol!
263 grams of refined sguar
enjoy your insulin overdose
I ate a tub of raw cookie dough in one sitting
Large amounts of hollandaise sauce over fried hash browns and bacon. The sauce is mostly butter and egg yolks with a dash of lemon juice and chili pepper. I can't even taste the chili pepper.
friends bet you couldnt eat a single deep fried snickers
Wtf are you european or something? Thats nothing
The last time i went to my fair I had:
1 deep fried pb&j
4 deep fried cookie dough bites
Deep fried oreos
1 deep fried snickers
2 deep fried reeses
Ice cream sundae
Extra long italian sausage
6 pack of medium cider donuts
1 ice cream fried dough sundae
I put all that down within like 3 hours
I ordered this one time except they accidentally added an extra patty. It was amazing.
Probably this XXL Schnitzel menu
I'm generally pretty rude and abrasive, partly just cause it's the way I talk and partly because I legitimately hate every single person on this site and just about every person I meet
A grilled cheese with mozzarella sticks in it. I felt like I was gonna have a heart attack after eating it.
Oh man... I used to be bulimic. So like 8 pounds of fried food, repeatedly. 10 pies, you know the drill.
but the most FULL I've ever been was last year when i bought some weed after not smoking for 3 years. i couldnt stop eating, literally. i was in so much pain at the end, sobbing, and i physically didnt know how to put the bag down. i ended up laying on the floor crying and threw up everywhere, imagine like if you squished a worm and all the poop came out that was everything i ate out my mouth in waves. my stomach was the size of a lantern, and i am not a big person.
Bro that's sad
never heard of it
A half pound, 4 patty burger with cheese and sauces from Five Guys. Was deliciously amazing, grease was everywhere.
Would do again.
Filled half of bread with 5 grilled sausages, onions, garlic, ketchup, mayo, and various flavored mayos and ketchups. Ate all of it within 10 minutes and washed it down with a litre of beer. Felt like I was going to explode, but it was super delicious and so worth it.
imagine like if you squished a worm and all the poop came out
i had a kilo of uranium
I once ate 3 jars of Ben&Jerrys in one evening in the span of 3~ hours.
19 870 900 000 000 calories
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
I tried this once, it was okay for the first sip but after that it was hell
Never had an eggs benedict? It's the yellow sauce. The recipe I used called for half a stick of butter and four egg yolks.
I love those kinds of places, the one on my college campus is Fat Sandwich, same type of thing. Best hangover food ever
I finished the Big Milwaukee Challenge last month, didn't get it in the 30 minute time limit but still finished it
forgot the pic
you know those pita pizza, that are healthy and shit?
i start heating a little bit the pita,so it can inflate and cut it open, filled with leftover or something, bacon, chicken, beef, chorizo, hot dog,these has to be cook, then i add cheese.
then on top, tomato sauce, more cheese, mushroom, chorizo, more cheese, oregano and common thing that you add to a pizza.
and then you cook it, and eat it.
Your moms so fat that when she bends over her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
My neger, I do practically the same.
Went to a Food Truck Rally in a nearby city, had a grilled cheese that had fried jalapeno poppers with cream cheese and cheddar, then went to the chicken and waffles truck and got fried chicken with a waffle, syrup, and a side of funnel cake fries dusted with powdered sugar and more syrup. Felt like I wanted to die after eating all that.
Speaking of fat fuck restaurants I wanna try heart attack grill, but i live nowhere near vegas sadly
Went there while doing a road trip.
their in house soda sucks. I got their fries and a single bypass burger and while it tasted bretty gud I legitimately felt like shit the rest of the day driving. Your whole body just goes "Why bro?"
2g of sodium
i put an entire brick of cheese into a big bowl of buttery basmati rice with some sumac
I was happier then i think ill ever be
3 jars of Ben&Jerrys
Chinese delivery is the death of me.
large order of boneless spare ribs
five fried chicken wings
pork or vegetable egg foo young
general tso chicken
two egg rolls
six crab rangoon
a liter of soda to wash it all down
A szechuan Chinese place near my uni does this hot and spicy soup, basically a giant bowl of tasty vegetables, rice vermicelli, and your choice of meat that is 50% chili oil. I usually give them a nice tip and beg them to add extra chilis, then ill add more chili oil on top. Fuckin greasebomb but downright heavenly after drinking or on colder days. And only 7 beans.
Probably not the most fattening thing in the world but i wanted the chance to gush over it for a bit.
Christ that looks goat af, a little like mapo tofu w/o the mapo or the tofu.
This is making my mouth water
damn that looks delicious
I smeared a moonpie in peanut butter, and added chocolate chips, marshmallows, and chocolate sauce.
I vowed never to do it again for as long as I lived
Periods are used for more than ellipses. You know that right?
CLEAR YOUR NOTIFICATIONS
But seriously, you could probably make that pretty easily. Vermicelli is cheap, you can even buy the soup base usually in asian stores.
Deep fried twinkies at Sea Pals, in Fort bragg, CA
Deep fried twinkies are a really popular choice in here, are they that good or is it just one of those things you want to try once?
Did you shit yourself the next day because that doesn't sound terrible if I want to be comatose on a rest day and have all the calories of a bulk month in one afternoon I feel like I would have mad reus the next day or two though while my body purged all the grease out of my system.
Idk is Frito pie really that fattening though? As a kid I always kinda just thought of it as chili casserole but that might be just because that was kinda how my mom made it, was bomb though.
Deep fried oreos at a county fair, they were pretty tasty but so rich and sugary i couldn't finish them all
NJ has them too but that are called the Grease Trucks near Rutgers University food trucks but exactly the same menu
I once made a double cheeseburger at my college dining hall.
Probably in college I was over at a friend's place right after he got off of work at a winery (we were culinary students so he was interning basically free kitchen help in exchange for credits) came back with some leftover ground veal, we ripped a bong and decided to mix the lean veal with cheap ground beef (think it was 70/30) and went to the grocery store got it neither of us had eaten all day so we made rice had the brilliant idea to add egg to the rice (similar to how you would add egg to carbonara) while it was still hot and mix it around to coat the rice in yolky gooeyness and I had left over cheese from a class about cheese appreciation we through in there with shredded low moisture mozzarella (the cheeses we're like toma and a chevre some local one) mixed into the meat. Then we each filled up a bowl and they felt heavy as hell, I remember eating two bowls and passing out for a good few hours on his couch.
How in the fuck is thta legal
No one's forcing you to drink it
Probably a Monte Cristo sandwich
2 Garbage plates
not having a stomach the size of a lantern
his fucking heart imploded before he finished his post
long time coming
nah m8, im still alive, I hit the post button too early and couldn't be fucked making another post to add on the last bit of what I was gonna say to what I said
must be foreign
That looks absolutely fucking lovely.
I wanted to do that
Then kill yourself youll do everyone a favour and you won't have to deal with anyone else
it's fair food, so it's stuff you only see maybe once or twice a year and you eat it for the novelty of it. same with deep fried oreos, candy bars, cola, butter, etc. some places serve it year round, but it's not the norm.
No, I like making others miserable.