If you drink those 4 bottles of soy ill let you fuck me tonight user

>if you drink those 4 bottles of soy ill let you fuck me tonight user
wat do?

if you have your weird nose mole removed I'll let you suck my dick wearing a condom

Drink the soy

>tattoos
>tribal piercings
I will pass.

Tattoos always make a girl look worse. Always, zero exceptions

I want to squeeze that big ol' honkin' lump on her nose.

>Sorry user, I spent all my mole removal $ on these fresh tatts...
>I won't regret it 20 years from now
>STOP USING MY NOSE RING LIKE A DOOR KNOCKER!

mfw

It rhymes with grape.

Crepe?

Vape?

Tape?

This

That disgusting cholo tranny is too old to be doing selfies.

>[Close]

I'll bet she's a fun date to take to Disneyland.

Shes also damn trim.


I'm gonna need one hell of a chaser.

>She
user

Not into snu snu? That's alright.


Consent isn't necessary.

How about I give you a quarter to go downtown and have a rat chew that mole off your face.

Thanks, Uncle Buck

>door knocker

Puke then punch him in the face.

haha good call user

It's rape...

This is a pleasant rendering.

soy makes girls look worse

>When you're too busy shaving your balls to notice your friend do a sick backflip over a bonfire.