Do you cook with your gf?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Do you cook with your gf?

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Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
that is a fake smile, if that is your roastie op I suggest sleeping with one eye open

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
gf

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberfire
qt eyebrows

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberfire
eating at panera
literally why?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberfire
fuck you

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Ignoramus
my nig nog

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
some weird cutie sister band: who exactly is she??

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
Why would I cook with some stupid whore? it's not my job to feed her it's my job to fuck her she has no place bothering me whenever we're not in the bedroom and I hope she stays the fuck away from me god dammit

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
That's some Harry Potter looking bitch there

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yep. Pretty fun.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
Stop reminding me of how much I regret not cooking for her user.

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
I avoid my wife, she is starved for attention and hates that I go to the gym or visit my family. Fuck women, just not with your dick.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I would if I had one.

FastChef
FastChef

@kizzmybutt
you okay, bro?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
To be fair, she is an incredible cook, but a shitty wife. I'll miss her homemade jerky when we divorce.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@WebTool
@PurpleCharger
cuckold in the making

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
She isn't attracted to any other men than me.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
You sound very muslim right now.

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
sure do, I love cooking with my wife. One of the first things we did together when we were dating was cook.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BunnyJinx
That word has no meaning outside these walls.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberfire
Mate seriously, stop fuckin eating out with her and sling her some money to get those fucking eyebrows fixed. They look like they are about to crawl off her face and fuckin level the next three miles of woods.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TalkBomber
that word was invented outside these walls, idiot

that word would have existed whether these walls were here or not

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
Well i do use both hands to cook, so yes.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberfire
Breakfast is our favorite thing to cook together

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberburn
shit taste, her brows are literally perfect

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

implying

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why are you arguing about her eyebrows when she is faking a smile that hard. if shes looking at you with that smile OP you need to realize it is 100% fake. real smiles come from the eyes, that's a psycho smile.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

She should be cooking FOR you, not with you. Drop that hoe.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@ZeroReborn
She has nice teeth, the rest of the package is hideous.

If I opened my door to that Id kick that cunt down the stairs and gutter stomp her till she stopped making noises.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
edgy

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
the dreams of a perma virgin boi

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberfire
Yeah, but part of me thinks it is currently part of the honeymoon phase since we've only been together for little over a month. I enjoy it though.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
my nig nog

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
Shes so pretty

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
would you cook for her?
@BinaryMan
my fellow patrician

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

She doesn't like cooking with me because I'm a fucking perfectionist and I yell when she does some strange bullshit :(

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberfire
y-yeah i cook with my gf

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberfire

Yes, but I mostly cook for her. Her food is great, but mine is just unbeatable.

Also she does the cleanup anytime I cook which is just the cherry on top.

Today I'll have self made pasta filled with ricotta, served with a mushroom, shrimp and sherry sauce. You fucking faggots.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
white flour
cheese
sea bugs
I do not envy your meal.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
Drinking from your water bottle at a restaurant
Why?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
she is pure and only drinks filtered water to avoid the fluoride

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw this doesnt touch me anymore
tfw you positively enjoy eating by yourself

you are crippling yourselves by longing for something that is just an arbitrary convention.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Crazy_Nice
Free refills

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@MPmaster
human companionship an arbitrary convention

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

My what?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
your loving caring gf user
you do have one, right?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberfire
We bake together occasionally, but mostly we take turns.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberfire
No, but I cook for my bf. When I do, I get to fuck his ass later. When he cooks for me, the opppsite happens. I love it ;)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
hot :3

cum2soon
cum2soon

Used to a lot before she passed away. Now I'll cook for others, like my roommate, but not with her.

askme
askme

@cum2soon
sry user ;_;

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
Me too.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberfire
Yeah, my wife and I cook together sometimes, especially if it's a more labor intensive meal. We're more likely to bake together though, it's comfy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@cum2soon
Godspeed

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberfire
I have that same water bottle

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberfire
Dont cook with gf, but cock in her.

@Emberfire

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberburn
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Firespawn
Firespawn

Been with my girl for 4 years and I love to cook and she is a shit cook. Knows literally nothing about cooking somehow. I have been pushing her to learn and have watched her make a few dishes now while I tell her what to do.. She is great but it would be nice if she enjoyed it, or at least knew the basics.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Nude_Bikergirl
Are you guys homos?

Snarelure
Snarelure

no
i dont have one(thank you god)
even if i did(at gunpoint probably) , i wouldnt
all of the wrost foods ive had were cooked by a woman ,other than pre-packaged shit

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
She looks like HRC

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
dykes leave

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
implying I have a gf

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberfire
gf

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
It's women's work, so she does the cooking.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@viagrandad
You are a fag and fags aren't welcome on this site.

idontknow
idontknow

We haven't cooked together for so long, I wish I was working instead of being in school, then we could cook more often...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@WebTool
i avoid her
shes starved for attention
Youre just making the problem worse you fucking retard.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Me and my wife used to. Now she won't even look me in the eye.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
What a waste of trips.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
yeah just to be around her

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yes

Waking up a little bit before her and getting our atole blanco cooking on the stove
Feeling her wrap her arms around me from behind as she shuffles out into the kitchen in only a sweater
Drinking it together on the porch and watching the sun come up before I go to work

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberfire
as someone who cooks for a living, I see that in the kitchen far too many people are either incompetent or lazy. so I cook by myself at home. unless I happen to be dating someone who offers to cook with or for me. but she'll know she better be good at it because I don't hesitate to let anyone know when they're bad at something or being lazy about it. sure it sounds a bit harsh but, if everyone always humors you and says you're really good at something when you're not, well you'll think you're the shit and see no need to try improving

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
as long as you don't stress her out she'll learn to associate cooking with good feelings.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
I try, but I think she gets good feelings for me cooking for her

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@LuckyDusty
haha I get it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
I do, but our kitchen has a limited space and until now we had only one cutting board and one good knife, we couldn't do much, but the recipes haven't been something that requires two people or is helped by having two people doing it, besides chopping onions and tomato at once for example, and neither takes that much time really.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
dad?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I can't cook with my GF she stresses me out so bad

gets the smallest cutting board, pot, pan etc.. that's way too small for what she needs
"Oh well, it's cute!"
always makes a huge mess and can't clean as she goes
has like 5 meals she can cook decently, predictable basic shit
still has the palate of a child even though she's 25

The worst though is the first one. She's making a stir fry or something, and she gets the smallest fucking cutting board, makes rice in the smallest pot so there's no room to fluff it, uses a fucking hearing knife to chop all her veggies.. all because "it's cute and I like this one"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
Paring knife**

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
Is she autistic?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
No, she has zero training or anything in the kitchen. She's an incredibly talented artist who paints, sculpts, all sorts of shit. Put her in the kitchen and her brain shuts off though. I hate it.

When I am cooking I don't even let her in the kitchen.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
She got a taste of that sweet BBC,laddie.

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
This..only because my wife can't cook for shit

TreeEater
TreeEater

@w8t4u
@Poker_Star
sad but true, those are classic signs of BBC addiction

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

just met a nice girl recently.

i made breakfast for her. :3 she is from culinary school so we might be cookin stuff for each other :3

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fuzzy_Logic
How'd you meet her?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberfire
Yes. I use my left hand, too.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evil_kitten
from a social media site that is dying abit. talked to her there during the start of the year. talking went ok but then i forgot her completetly during the summer. just recently logged back in the site. then i noticed i stopped talking to her without a reason. was pretty pissed at myself. then i sent her a msg and she replied a few days later. then i instantly asked her out for beers. that was a week or two ago. she seems super nice which is my top criterias for gf. now im very happy everyday cos there is the warmth inside cos there is someone in my life

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Snarelure
@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm happy for you, dude

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

No, she suck at making food, when we started dating she preferred to eat dinner in the bland school canteen than making her own food.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Earlier my girlfriend fucked up a grilled cheese, threw a pan and cried over it breahking
Fucking pregnancy how do you fuck it up that bad

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberfire
My wife likes the idea of us cooking together, but I'm not so into the reality of it because she's slow and disorganized in the kitchen. So she's always getting in my way and making a mess when we try to cook together. But she happens to be one hell of a baker, so when we divide the labor - she bakes the bread and I do the cooking - things turn out great. So that's usually what we do.

whereismyname
whereismyname

The kitchen is my domain and she sure as shit knows it

farquit
farquit

@Stark_Naked
She sounds like my ex. You know that's a load of bullshit right? As soon as I dumped her for being too clingy she was on another dick in a week

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
Why do white women look so evil? She's going to murder someone in a few years.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
Evil is a stretch. I get the same feeling from them that I get when evaluating a horse or a dog. They have feelings no doubt, but it's an open question whether they have souls.

Techpill
Techpill

@whereismyname
you sound like a fuckin dumb shit. no wonder you don't have a gf- you're so hypercritical of people trying to make you something that they don't stick around even if you can get them in the first place. news blast: you aren't a top chef and you don't have your own restaurant so maybe just chill and let people cook their basic ass meals if they're trying to be nice to you.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@eGremlin
this
I love my gf but she hasn’t worked in a kitchen (she was a waitress for a year), and I get über frustrated when she insists on helping me cook because of the
disorganization
improper food safety
butchered cutting techniques
doesn’t wash things right away
doesn’t time cook times of things so they’ll all come out at once, properly cooked
constantly in my way
I used to live with my brother and we’d both worked food service our whole lives. Knives always sharp, clean kitchen at the end of the day, we both knew what we were doing, and to top it off us moving around the kitchen was SEAMLESS because we knew how to communicate, and could tell when someone was busy.
I’m still trying to teach my gf the ways. This is gonna take some time.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
My gf would fuck up mac and cheese if I let her.
Also
gf
preggo
I know it’s not the 1950’s but get married or do something about it before you accidentally raise a nu-male with separated parents, one of which can’t even make a grilled cheese.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
Seek help. Or just kill yourself lmao

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Inmate
Have you had the experience of ever giving the succubus a chance?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
then you may wonder, why do they look so evil?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
Okay, this guy is an obvious sperg but
They look like they are about to crawl off her face and fuckin level the next three miles of woods
Got a serious fucking laugh

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberburn
Then y dun u succ his diqq lmao

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberburn
I’m still trying to teach my gf the ways.
I gave up on that with my wife. She CAN cook in the sense that if she sets out to make something it will turn out pretty good. It just takes her twice as long as it should and the kitchen will be a huge mess when she's done. I don't have the patience to be a part of that. Thankfully she bakes some of the best bread I've ever had, and she's way into it. So I just keep encouraging her on that front.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@King_Martha
God damn it, it sounds like you’re describing my gf. Her mom never made anything other than oven chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese when she was growing up, so I don’t blame my gf for being inept.
side note
gf’s mom said “wow, you’re kind of bossy in the kitchen, ugh” (she wasn’t cooking, just getting drunk and observing)
I was at her house
using her shit utensils
after buying everything to make them French onion soup from scratch
for her and her dumb boyfriend
I took a deep breath and cheerfully replied “yeah, food service haha :)”
I still gave the entire kitchen a scrub down after getting everything together just out of habit.
I kind of fucking hate people that can’t cook.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Techpill
I never said there's anything wrong with basic ass meals or that shit needs to be five star quality but damn son, if shit sucks speak up or live with it. I for one choose not to live with bad food

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stupidasole
also while I'm at it
he thinks you get or keep someone by walking on eggshells and being polite all the time
that comes off as shallow and fake as fuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

No. Cooking takes too much mental focus, so I can't both imagine her and cook simultaneously.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Poker_Star
thanks man

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberfire
gf
DELET THIS

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yes, but I'm running low.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Inmate
This
and
@girlDog
This...
She's better now though, especially since I had a broken leg and couldn't cook for 2 weeks.
mfw she made the best beef stew with Guinness for me and it was better than any stew I've made.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@cum2soon
fuck...user...no words...

StonedTime
StonedTime

OUT

Nojokur
Nojokur

@cum2soon

it feels bad man

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
@PurpleCharger
@Inmate
She has a twin sister. They are the Soles Twins and they are both 5'11" (without heels).

Kelsey and Baylee

https://www.instagram.com/kelseysoles/
https://www.instagram.com/bayleesoles/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EGSun2yxzQ

iluvmen
iluvmen

finally find qt japanese american gf
nice, polite, not your typical roastie bitch
teaches me obscure japanese recipes
bitch mom pressures her to move back to california
didnt go with her because wagecuck
have not felt love since then

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
Heh

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@viagrandad
it's an "anon wonders why he doesn't have a gf" episode

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spamalot
What in the fuck they look like they’re dying, or maybe fresh out of chemotherapy.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
Gross

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Thanks, OP

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Stark_Naked
unironically falling for the loyalty meme

Good luck in life pal. Rough road ahead of you.

massdebater
massdebater

me and ex-gf had a tradition of preparing different chef john recipes together and adding the ones we liked into weekly rotation of meals
tfw we broke up after she discovered my camwhore addiction and ended up cheating on me shortly thereafter

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

My gf came from a pretty traditional Asian household, my family is very American. It blew her mind when I showed her how easy it was to make mashed potatoes, and she showed me how to make noodle soups. Get on our level.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
I get the same feeling from them that I get when evaluating a horse or a dog
lmfao

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Crazy_Nice
College bimbos

Nojokur
Nojokur

@kizzmybutt
My gf came from a pretty traditional Asian household
get on our level
ASIAN HOUSEHOLD
OUR LEVEL
no thanks fuck chinks

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@kizzmybutt
Those are both awful foods. Are you trying to start a super villain duo?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spamalot
what do you think their iq is?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lord_Tryzalot
It doesn't matter. You can't think when you need a sammich.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@whereismyname
@Sharpcharm
Sounds like ex-anorexia. I just to get the smallest, least convenient kitchen utensils so I can spend ages in the kitchen and then when it's all finally cooked, take photos that look like I'm eating normal portions to motivate myself to go smaller next meal.

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi
Those are both awful foods
Who the fuck doesn't luck mashed potatoes and beef noodle soup? You some kinda commie?
@Fried_Sushi
Are you trying to start a super villain duo?
Yes. We're both disillusioned scientists so it's kind of perfect. We will call ourselves Ching Chong and Chalky.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@takes2long
Eats potato nigger and chink chow
Calls others communists.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
Suck cock

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill
news blast, everyone

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
still has the palate of a child even though she's 25
You mean literally all modern women?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@takes2long
Ching Chong and Chalky
Not Chink and Chalk
step up your weak ass game

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
potato nigger
Enjoyed almost exclusively by northern Europeans and those descended from them
Revise and resubmit.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
Germans like their potatoes in the form of pancakes not mashed.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberfire
What's a "girlfriend?"

farquit
farquit

@massdebater
U fucked up nigga

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
/ck/
gf

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperWish
wow rude :/

Skullbone
Skullbone

@New_Cliche
le wrong decade

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

My ex hated cooking with me because I always commented on how much oil, how much cheese etc etc she puts in.
I like counting the calories and protons too much.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
That must have taken a while.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
You can count most averages in your head after a while.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

broke up with an ex two months ago
used to cook for her regularly, she would just sit on the counter in her thong and random t shirt of mine
that feel when I am an average cook who could never make food look super appealing but with her everything that I tried would always come off perfect as fuck
I mean perfect taste, perfect colors, perfect amount of seasoning, everything

I very rarely cook now. It's not the same without her.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BlogWobbles
he doesn't count the protons in his food

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@kizzmybutt
I know that feel bro. Lost the motivation to cook when I broke up with my ex, took a while to get back in to cooking in front of a date.

Now I'm dating this girl who doesn't know shit about cooking, so anything I plate up is amazing to her. We're all gonna make it brehs.

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt
thong sitting on counter
nigga it tasted better cause of salmonella with that stank ass pussy gtfo of here with that shit obv you cared more about her taste buds than your own which is prolly why she left your beta ass in the first place

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberfire
no, she overcooks everything and is a tastelet. she got big titties and a good sense of humor so she stays.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
you're mean, this was supposed to be a safe space

askme
askme

@kizzmybutt
MGTOW is the answer you sloppy one hundred and second pussy worshipping cuck

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
MGTOW

Ahhh yess, the Sour Grapes Cult.

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Bidwell
Men go their own way out of the gene pool.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TalkBomber
Don't remind me

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
@BunnyJinx
t. Fearful roastie and virgin mangina

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
@Poker_Star
You are COMPLETLY right.BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one to be able to COMPLETLY satisfy any women. In fact women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They ALL lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and openly fantasize about it EVERY day, to be just ONCE fucked as a REAL women. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women like these were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK, to give BIRTH to their children.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@BunnyJinx
Hate to break it to you but combining your dna with some stretched out roastie's so she can shit out your demon spawn does not grant you immortality. Instead it anchors you with a money sink and when she leaves you for Chad or Tyrone, you'll still have to pay for it.

TechHater
TechHater

mfw i was cooking with this chick when i was in hs and i ask her to get all her spices/seasonings together to see what she had
i pick a few that will go good with dinner (pan seared chicken thighs finished in oven baked together with rice, carrots potatoes in some broth)
basically a pot roast but with chicken thighs
one of the seasonings is running low, but plenty enough for what we need
should we just use all of the rest of this, there isn't much left
her mom and i look at each other like wtf did this bitch say
dinner turned out good though, her mom told me i should ask her out, i never did, and now shes married with a few kids and im in my mid 20s single af

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat
Xir thinks shaming works on woke men

Most MGTOWs are divorced with kids

5mileys
5mileys

@Methnerd
My wife isn't that bad. She cooks from scratch like I do and generally does not cut corners. I think her problem is that she believes she has amazing multitasking powers that allow her to do several things at once instead of having to focus on the task at hand. And of course she does not have such powers. So talking on the phone, reading facebook or looking at online videos while she's putting a meal together totally undermines her process. Her results are still good, but her way of getting there and the aftermath are disasters.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
i still cant decide if op girl is attractive or not

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
does this influence your opinion at all?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
looks like a typical crazy Christian girl.

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
looks better

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
she is a 10/10 qt imo

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@LuckyDusty
gib nudes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
@BinaryMan
@Emberfire
It might be because I'm miserable but girls who are always smiling like this just turn me off. Why is she so happy/

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
NO! Bad gib poster!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CodeBuns
The reason happy women are a turnoff is that, unless they were broken inside, if they were with you they'd be miserable and you know it. But they're not with you, as shown by the fact that they're smiling.

t. normal man who rightly doesn't trust happy women

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
Those lanky ass legs

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
rude :(

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spamalot
Disgusting bodies tbqh

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Emberfire
I'm not a lesbian

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
be my gf

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns

Why is she so happy

She hasn't hit the wall yet. Before Trump's presidency ends she will look like this

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
I said I'm not lesbian

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
pls?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
I cook with my gif

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
sounds like the user is the autistic one here

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
no, you wouldn't you fucking faggot.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
damn, sex dolls look great nowadays

askme
askme

test

iluvmen
iluvmen

Are there really any people dumb enough to interact with females in the current year?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen
Asian women can be worth the time and trouble of a serious relationship. But white womyn? Not even once! Use them for 1 night jizz receptacles if you must, but that's it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Skullbone
le sjw on Veeky Forums

whereismyname
whereismyname

@iluvmen
interact

well not as humans

@CodeBuns
idealizing other races to hide your frustration

women are women everywhere

they are lesser but necessary forms of the species

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
No.
I bought some real nice gouda the other day. It had some truffles in it, pretty mellow.
Gave her some, and she turned her nose up like a child that sniffed a fart.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

Inmate
Inmate

@whereismyname
Sounds like my gf, except she gets the largest pots for literally nothing and I end up having to clean them.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberfire
Giv qt cook gf

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
t.bitter incel faggot

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
comfy cooking is comfy, if it's something quick, it's not that big of a deal, the other who isn't cooking usually just gets the utensils

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
virgin status: confirmed

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@LuckyDusty
be still my heart

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
virginity confirmation:
pending...
pending...
granted!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
Self-improvement is masturbation.

Supergrass
Supergrass

you know damn well nobody using Veeky Forums has a gf

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@haveahappyday
we had only one cutting board and one good knife
That's all you need, motherfucker. That and a decent rondeau.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spamalot
@Skullbone
@DeathDog
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Sir_Gallonhead
Anorexic. Notice how there is almost no muscle bulk to their arms or legs.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
gene pool
Islam will dominate it in 50 years, so why even bother?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@LuckyDusty
Meh/10

Inmate
Inmate

@whereismyname
post a woman you find beautiful

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Garbage Can Lid
imagine how distended her stomach would be if she ever ate a whole chipotle burrito. she's so tiny any food is giong to make her look chunky

FastChef
FastChef

@Inmate
She's pretty, but no eye catching. Like a gem made of plastic. There for "meh"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
I cook with my friend's wife. She seriously wants my dick but I don't fuck taken women.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
Its alright bro look on the bright side. Shes sucking my dick now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ex says she can cook
go to her house for a meal
"i'll do signature dish" she says
"sounds good" i say
she starts boiling pasta
ok
gets out a block of cheese (not chedder)
eh sure
gets a packet of instant cheese sauce
oh no
add a shit load extra cheese to the sauce
pasta has been boiling for too long
"erm you should probably take that off the heat"
she drains the pasta for about 2 seconds and put it into baking dish
water pooling in dish with pasta
add cheese sauce which has the consistency of blancmange (not seasoned)
please stop
"and now what makes it special"
gets 2 packets of ready salted crisps
sweet mother of Christ
smashes them up and places them over the back with another 2 pounds of fucking cheese
bakes for 10 mins
watery yet oiling and hedonistic cheesey sauce made me want to do a 5 mile run and fast for 2 weeks and still taste like shit
that what my ex thought cooking meant

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
gonna try the potato chips next time I make macaroni and cheese, that sounds pretty good to be honest

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
the idea was average at best but her execution was appalling

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Its not that I like incelposting but for it to get this much of a reaction is a good display of just how new most of the board is now.
All women are whores, can I also get a dozen (you)s?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
is her asshole tighter than a ten year olds bum for you to put up with that?

Methshot
Methshot

I cook for my family often even tough i don't live with them anymore. It's better than cooking & eating alone.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sir_Gallonhead
super confirmed virgin

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
confirmed virgin muslim

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SomethingNew
nuuu botox is a thing dude, and natalie dormer is 35

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nude_Bikergirl
hence why i said ex

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
D-don't remind me.

askme
askme

@Emberfire
What the fuck this is a female version of me.

[spoiler] I'd fuck her so hard [/spoiler]

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
If you, a faggot, looked like that, your boipussy would already be stretched wider than her mouth.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@askme
p-post pic

iluvmen
iluvmen

@farquit
Yea most women do that

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberfire
:'( i want wife now!!!!!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@LuckyDusty
u guys are all faggots she is beautiful as shit u dummies

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
Maybe user was just diddled by some chad-girl when he was young and thinks girls are forever gross. Still didnt get any /ss/ poon though.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire

Yes I cook with my hands everyday

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
virgin confirmed

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nude_Bikergirl
Did he died?

TechHater
TechHater

@Ignoramus
Cont.
then wake up as my fantasy filled dreams leave me
pour some whiskey in an old cup of coffee
jump my car so that it will start
head off to work

I'm gonna quit Wal-Mart soon; I swear.

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
Yes all tho my gf ads the speading cheese to amost every dish with pasta (says it thickens the sauce). Overall we agree in kitchen, we both love spicy food and traditional comfy rustic meals.
Shes a woman of my dreams.
Also girl from the pic looks like trap.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No I do most of the cooking. We live in a small apartment though with not much cooking space so it makes it hard for two people to do anything

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Playboyize
tfw 5'4" and 95 lbs

I look pregnant if I eat a regular sized meal. I hate going to fancy dinners/events because of it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

She either cooks the whole meal. Or I do and she cuts all my veggies and meat

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberfire
Yep, though she's more of a quasi-fiance.

She generally takes care of all the baking - bread, cookies, cakes, mousse, that sort of stuff. She will also help with prep but I have better knife skills and am less likely to filet my hand of the mandolin.

I handle the actual cooking for the most part, since I'm better with timing and generally have more experience with technique. I also make our yogurt, but that's pretty easy. I can't bake for shit because I'm allergic to following recipes.

Pic related, dinner roll-style loaf with dill seeds she made for me a while ago

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
lol

eGremlin
eGremlin

Daily Reminder that MGTOW is a Jewish trick to destroy European bloodlines and that traditional families don't produce toxic degenerate women that cause men to formulate socially suicidal ideologies surrounding relationships in a vicious, self-perpetuating cycle.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
cheese+mushroom+seafood+sweet sauce
just unbeatable

make up a less disgusting sounding combination before you brag for reddit karma

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sir_Gallonhead
confirmed virgin

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
/r9k/

JunkTop
JunkTop

My gf would probably live off kraft dinner, ramen, and PBJ sandwiches if it weren't for me

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
Dude, see a medfag asap - you've had a stroke.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
/pol/

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