Pleb

>pleb
Thinks grilled cheese should be sliced straight across
>normie
Thinks grilled cheese should be sliced diagonally
>subhuman
Thinks grilled cheese should be sliced straight down
>patrician
Realises grilled cheese should be sliced at a 23 degree angle horizontally

Why aren't you just picking it up and eating it regularly?

Because I'm not a fucking animal you subhuman piece of garbage.

>amerimutt thinks grilled cheese is worth eating at all
Kys, nigger.

Op, is this so you have a more substantial first dip in some tomato soup? Because if so, I'd subscribe to your newsletter.

It clearly states in the OP that the subhuman slices it straight down.
Therefore, user who just picks it up and eats the thing without any pretentious fucking about cannot, by your own rules be a subhuman since that role is already filled.

>implying I'm OP

He's a fag too

>(now melts!)

this

>cutting your sarnies perpendicular to the board instead of on a bias

lmao this pleb

>only cutting it once
Heh, weak.

>leaving the crust on

>i eat like a 4 year old

is that old gregg?

>*ding ding*
>here Amerimutt! Dinner time!
>come get your grilled cheese
>come on boy!

la creatura...

You should slice it while holding the knife at an angle (rather than the blade being vertical). That way it looks like there's more filling in the money shot.

...

bro as if you would waste that many kbs on a picture of a cheese sandwich.

>Not getting Mommy to cut it into delicious bitesize quarters for you.

>fucking about
So cute when "people" from the UK pretend they aren't subhumans.

>Europoors always brag about their 567 different types of luxary 'cultural' cheeses
>Amerimutts decide to use said cheese and Europoors chimp out
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHEESE IS GREASY AND DISGUSTING! ONLY NONWHITE MUTTS EAT CHEESE! CHEESE IS ONLY MENT TO BE RUBBED ON YOUR BALLS AND EATEN WITH WINE!
Really makes you think...

4 triangles only

This

> small enough to pick up with one hand
> abundant amount of corners
> the illusion of eating more

4 triangles is simply the smart man's choice.

>has so little self control / money he has to fool himself into thinking he’s eating more

Grilled cheese is the only sandwich I cut diagonally.
Every other sandwich I cut straight across, except for a restaurant burger which I don't eat the top bun and eat the rest with a knife and fork.

WHAT

This is acceptable if user lives in a meme state where they commonly serve burgers with buns the size of a bread bowl

That looks good as fuck.

Alright, you fucks. Why is it considered "subhuman" or abnormal to cut your sandwich vertically? On what fucking planet is cutting it horizontally acceptable while a vertical cut that produces two symmetrical prices is unacceptable?

>not slicing laterally through the cheese and leaving the bread untouched

...

>garlic mayo instead of butter
>nice thick bread slices
>tasty cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese
>thin slices of red onion and tomato

Show me a better grilled cheese

I'm drunk and I don't understand this reply. I just want to understand bread.

>red onion and tomato
>in a grilled cheese
Into the trash it goes

Pleb. I'll be here enjoying a superior grilled cheese experience

It's not even a grilled cheese, it's just a gross veggie melt.

This desu

>veggie melt
>only has onion

>Not eating grilled cheese with fried spaghetti potatoes, grilled onions, and jalapenos inside

Tomato is treated as a vegetable, for culinary purposes.

Salsa is the only acceptable condiment on a grilled cheese, you fucking savages.

>make grilled cheese sandwich
>separate both breads
or
>separate both breads
>bend both bread slices and get two smol grilled cheese sandwiches

Uuurrgh look at that limp, soggy fucking grilled cheese. Awful.
Who lightly toasts the bread before assembling the sandwich so as to avoid limp debacles like pic? I do. AND I put onion and a mayo/mustard mixture on one slice and butter on the other. I care not what you say.

What the fuck you on about, you cheese in a can having, supersizing, chicken tendies eating, scooter riding, sidewalk waddling cunt?

It would be better if you also beveled it.

Not cutting it into 8 pieces and deep frying it in crushed chocolate rice krispies. Fuggin' queer.

>smol
Leave.

>mayo on anything, especially a grilled cheese

stop this madness

>putting all that effort into a literal nothingburger

This better be bait

That is considered "effort"?

Mayo instead of butter is the ultimate patrician test. Mayo will change your life